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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Adamska said:
Is he trying to get comped by looking retarded?

Because I never understood why this idiot thinks this looks zany or quirky. It just makes you look like you need to be in a home with a wrangler to help with life.
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Soiface is indeed beloved by retarded manchildren for some reason. Jack has always given the impression that he's either a manchild himself or in perpetual denial of his age. Either way he dresses like a toddler and talks like a valley girl (e.g. "liderull," "really??") so soiface is just one more thing in his repertoire for larping as a youngster.
 
a terminal posture said:
Whenever you have a breakfast buffet with scrambled eggs, the eggs were probably cooked from a big Sysco scrambled egg sous vide pack. Which is why they are usually terrible. No idea where Jack picked up this 'sous vide' nonsense, although his infamous Lazy Man's Omelets were technically cooked sous vide I don't think he even realizes it then or now.
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I think it's more these things:
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"Sous Vide Egg Bites" from Starbucks.

You could make things like this at home if you really wanted to but unless you're the type that likes to pre-make breakfast for the week or you're making a dozen of them because you have guests it's really not worth the 40 minutes it takes to make them plus the time to get the water heated up. And in the end... they're just as you say scrambled eggs or an omelette. But Fatty likes to pretend like he's some awesome chef so he's all about the fancy gadgets and he totally knows how to cook sous vide.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
I think it's more these things:
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"Sous Vide Egg Bites" from Starbucks.

You could make things like this at home if you really wanted to but unless you're the type that likes to pre-make breakfast for the week or you're making a dozen of them because you have guests it's really not worth the 40 minutes it takes to make them plus the time to get the water heated up. And in the end... they're just as you say scrambled eggs or an omelette. But Fatty likes to pretend like he's some awesome chef so he's all about the fancy gadgets and he totally knows how to cook sous vide.
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Do you think anyone would have imagined when Fatty did his lazy man omelet video about scrambled eggs boiled in a ziploc bag that just resulted in more work than making scrambled eggs with stuff mixed in or just making fucking omelets like any diner can quickly do, would eventually lead to Fatty blending chicken, cheese, and eggs into a paste using a fucking blender, putting it in a silicone mold, and pretending it might be a bagel?
 
Falcon Sebben said:
I think it's more these things:
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"Sous Vide Egg Bites" from Starbucks.

You could make things like this at home if you really wanted to but unless you're the type that likes to pre-make breakfast for the week or you're making a dozen of them because you have guests it's really not worth the 40 minutes it takes to make them plus the time to get the water heated up. And in the end... they're just as you say scrambled eggs or an omelette. But Fatty likes to pretend like he's some awesome chef so he's all about the fancy gadgets and he totally knows how to cook sous vide.
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>sous vide egg bites
Oh, it's a thing. This makes more sense, I wish Jack would be more specific with his comparisons.
 
What’s this “we” shit? Jack is just delusional enough to think he’s part of Team Disney.
 
I like that Jack's "review" consists of saying all the same things he claimed prior to seeing the film (so he doesn't risk contradicting himself); which makes it pointless for him to have seen it - It's not a "review"; it's an "I told you so" which refuses to qualify itself. He also boldly predicts that the film will continue to make money in addition to the money it has already made. Wow!

Jack's movie reviews are so helpful and insightful, I've never even felt the need to watch anything he's reviewed. I wonder if he'd be able to wrap his head around that being the service he provides.
 
Daddy Strokum said:
Soiface is indeed beloved by retarded manchildren for some reason. Jack has always given the impression that he's either a manchild himself or in perpetual denial of his age. Either way he dresses like a toddler and talks like a valley girl (e.g. "liderull," "really??") so soiface is just one more thing in his repertoire for larping as a youngster.
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Fun fact: Mr Beast actually saw that making the soyface thumbnails garner less views than closed mouth ones, that's why he stopped soying in his thumbs
 
John Andrews Stan said:
What’s this “we” shit? Jack is just delusional enough to think he’s part of Team Disney.
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He is delusional.

Yesterday during Jimmy’s stream, he told Jimmy to call up Gearbox today and request early access to Borderlands 4. The reason being is to check and see if the game is good and if it’s woke. He wanted Jimmy to pitch the idea to Gearbox and tell them that he loves the previous games and wants to make sure it lives up to that quality. Jack told Jimmy to mention him if they are hesitant to do it or won’t do it. It was borderline insane.
 
I predicted Lilo & Stitch would be a huge hit for Disney
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As did Disney? Which is why they marketed it heavily, had no embargo on it, and released it at the start of the U.S. summer film season? Fucker wants to act like he's Cassandra when all he does is feign expertise from a fart blanket.

I've always left room for Disney to repent from the crap they've been putting out and the political agenda they've been doing
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It must be so exhausting to live a life where, no matter what you do, what you experience, what you learn or see or feel or taste, you feel as if you must rate it based on how angry it does or doesn't make you. How personally offended it does or doesn't make you. It is almost impossible to overstate how badly you need a goddamn life if you are obsessing about how Disney must "repent."
 
abobe said:
borderline insane.
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I'm torn. Part of me wants to say, "borderline my ass, that's as good an indicator of brain damage as him getting his melon head scanned and posting the results" but the other part recognizes it could simply be his unfiltered narcissism showing.

Either way, lol. Lmao even.

"Juss tell ghem Jhagg sent you" *attempts to wink but has another stroke instead*
 
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