💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

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  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.1%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%
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    688
Oxyjen said:
No tweet by Nick expressly denying it then. Just casting aspersions on Keanu, and making April deny it for him.
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Unless you believe that Nick was controlling April's account at the time.

Scrubbing through the LOCALS streams he did in early November turned up nothing--except him face-doxing and revealing children's names and schedules.

I also found a clip on YouTube where he says his drug testing place is open until 7PM, so that confirms he uses Minnesota Monitoring in Wilmar.
 
Particle Bored said:
I wouldn't necessarily say the parents are aware of that. The info was leaked here and is basically contained to here, twitter, and YT comments. It's not like Nick or Kayla or April would tell them. They'd have to be googling Nick or have someone present it to them directly, I guess possible through their local gossip sphere. Maybe someone hit them up via BoomerBook? Perhaps @ItsAaronIgnoreMe informed them?

Doesnt excuse the rest.
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I believe they had to be present for the hearings since they were the temporary foster parents, and that is where the info came from, no?

Even if they weren't, if your son gets into this kind of trouble, and it becomes obvious that he has a problem with addiction, and you realize he has been lying to you for a very long time about multiple things (and your grandchildren's wellbeing seems to be at stake), there is no way that you let your lying, addict son be your only source of information about the whole thing. At least not if you care about those grandkids.
Besides, they 100% should have been there (and likely were) to support the two oldest kids that HAD to be present at those hearings.

Also, I am sure people in that little town gossip, this type of info gets around one way or another. Especially if you have people who are part of the family who are mad (that would, at the very least, describe Kayla's sister).

There is no excuse for them not to be aware of what happened. In fact, I would go as far as saying that what happened happened because they weren't paying close enough attention while enabling Rekieta and funding his lifestyle. Remember the rants about him finally being "free" to do whatever he wanted to now that he was making a lot of money? Without their funding, he would have never been able to not work while attempting to become a streamer full time. And his debauchery started long before he had major success.

Either way, any parent with a minimum of self awareness would question whether their actions led to what their child had become. So Bob and Celeste running in to continue funding and enabling him tells you all you need to know about them.

MaltVinegarRespecter said:
I'll forgive his parents to a degree. They're only getting info from him, and he's demonstrated himself to be a somewhat less than reliable narrator of information. People are always going to reflexively say "My kid would NEVER do that!" its natural. Every parent is supposed to be protective of their kids.
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If you have very young, very vulnerable grandkids that seem to be in danger because of your son's irresponsible choices, that supersedes being protective of your kid. It's probably one of the few situations were most (rational) parents would turn against their own kids.

Besides, like I mentioned, if you let your addict son (who keeps denying he has a problem) be your only source of information in a situation like this, at best you are an idiot, and at worst, you are willingly ignoring outside info because you don't want to admit your son is a fuckup who endangers his children.
 
Captain Manning said:
Nobody is promoting her content in this thread. Like it or not, she's involved in this shitshow.


I take the position that she's maybe not the sharpest makes Nick getting felted by her all the more funny.

But let's see what the Balldoguards say...

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"Hurrrr duuur. Keanu is dumb. All women are dumb. A Koala Bear is smarter. Hail child abuser Lord Rekieta."

Yeah... sounds about right.

Frankly, I stand by what I said that she might actually have been the smartest person in that particular room. Maybe Moody is smarter, but he's also intellectually dishonest, so fuck him.
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I do love all the "dumb bitch" talk coming from the mouth and supporters of someone who called her a "dumber than a/dumb as a boxcar (or box cart, even better) of Canadians" and later a"box car/cart of rocks.". Either you're dumb or you were trying to say she's so dumb she's not merely as dumb as a box of rocks; she's an entire boxcar of rocks. But it didn't work, because you did the Canadians one first, which made no sense, I guess except maybe to Canadian-haters? And it's not a thing, either with a box or a boxcar. It's not even a Minnesota thing. And also cheap and dumb.

So then when you tried again, it just sounded like you still didn't know the correct idiom. Plus, it ruins the meter and rhyme that adds to the pithiness of the original idiom. It's also corny as hell, like something an 8-year-old weenie who is so annoying he gets picked on at school would write down at night and practice and practice to own his taunters the next day at school (Oh, heyyyyyyy...). This is why you're not funny, Nick.

I will give him a quarter-point for "English is your half-language." Closest thing to clever I've ever heard from his mouth, and for once leaving out the connecting steps to his joke worked. But I docked by 50% the original half point I was going to give him for the vast quantities of unintended irony present in every single insult he lobbed her way.

But can anyone explain what he meant by, "put your sandals on your hands and [do whatever he was badgering her to do that time]"? I'm sure this is another one of his "jokes"/insults that requires a couple of steps of word association but it's not coming to me.
 
Oxyjen said:
No tweet by Nick expressly denying it then. Just casting aspersions on Keanu, and making April deny it for him.
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Shocker, he's a coward.

Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Unless you believe that Nick was controlling April's account at the time.
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His two favorite words: plausible deniability. Which, as always, means LIES.

I mean, we all know Nick would never go messing about with anyone's online accounts.
Insanely Retarded said:
you are willingly ignoring outside info because you don't want to admit your son is a fuckup who endangers his children.
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And also don't admit he's how you raised him and you approve.
 
Captain Manning said:
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Nick is such a reprehensible faggot with so many easily attackable flaws. Which is upsetting because it causes how unfunny his jokes are to get completely swept under the rug.
 
Drama Trauma said:
South Park predicted a "respected, religious and liked family man lawyer" to fallout on drugs.
In this case instead of "cheesing" it's "whipp it":
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Apparently it can do better... Granted the cloud head looks like Ty beard (fun coincidence) or Billy Mayes
 

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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
An attempted consolidation of 'Missed Drug Test' lore:

The story first broke by Keanu as documented here by @Balldo's Gate


April made the claim to Keanu in a phone call (maybe October 27th given Nick's insistence on that date)?

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@Melty Butter made a timeline to come up with November 2nd as the missed day based on Kino Casino based on @Balldo's Gate maths--who also confirmed the timeline seemed to align with claimed end of testing.

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Bonus links to Nick saying he has 'complied' with all testing:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6d1nLOpjp0M:10925
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TusE_zgWzGA:463
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-3nayp7fN9k:2685
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I'll bet money that was actually Nick using April's phone!
 
uhoh spaghettios said:
Fuck it she's done but she lives 10 minutes away from nick??
She's got a job and is doing great now, but still doesn't talk to Keanu, even though Keanu was looking out for her?

Even the story of the alleged new boyfriend flipping him the bird at a stop light sounds like a narrative Nick's gay nerd brain would craft to throw people off.
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I was initially skeptical of the claim that Rekieta had not communicated with her since January—aside from a brief encounter at a stoplight in March. But his reaction to Keanu’s simple question—“When did she give you permission to share her text messages?”—was surprisingly flustered. That struck me as odd. Every response he gave leaned heavily into his usual brand of plausible deniability: “I talked to this woman every single day from September to January.” That phrasing with his reaction, suggests to me that he’s quite insecure about whether he truly had permission to share those messages during Hackamania.

And if we entertain the possibility that she did, in fact, cut ties with him in January, his behavior would make sense. If she’s genuinely trying to distance herself from that chapter of her life, what Rekieta is doing now arguably works directly against that effort.

I also found it particularly strange how Keanu played dumb about checking her last messages. Not knowing how to navigate a phone is one thing—plenty of people struggle with that—but not knowing that the last message appears at the bottom? That stretches credibility. It raises the possibility that there are more recent messages with April she didn’t want to reveal.

One final thing caught my attention—though I’m unsure whether Keanu was being sincere or just bluffing. During the exchange, when Rekieta asked, “If I’m such an obvious abuser, why didn’t anyone know until your brilliant revelation?” Keanu started to respond, “I bet your fucking—” before abruptly cutting herself off, almost as if she realized she was about to say something she shouldn’t. When he pushed her to finish the thought, she replied, “Maybe they aren’t public people who don’t want to talk about it.” That moment stood out to me. She could’ve just been deflecting or making something up—but I can’t say that with certainty.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
During the exchange, when Rekieta asked, “If I’m such an obvious abuser, why didn’t anyone know until your brilliant revelation?” Keanu started to respond, “I bet your fucking—” before abruptly cutting herself off,
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“I bet your fucking daughter knew”
But held back since she isn’t a public figure that should be brought up, especially around MAPton.
 
Lurking9e9 said:
My schizo theory is that he isn't doing galaxy gas. He never lies.

But he is doing air dusters!
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I know I'm late, because God damn this thread is gassed up with all the recent events; but air duster is dangerous. Not to get too into it; but had a dude in Iraq damn near die because he snuck a can of air to his room and was huffing it. If Nick is doing canned air... I don't know the odds or whatever... but there's a chance he'll pass out and not wake up. Given his home situation, there's also probably a good chance one of his younger kids are gonna walk into the office and find their dad on the floor, maybe his skin will already be blue. This retarded faggot really has no idea how he's tempting fate and how he wants to scream that Keanu ruined her friend. I'd tell Nick to think about, if not Kayla, at least think about his kids; but kids are just beards for gays who want to blend in, he doesn't love them, they're just a means to an end, blending in and that delicious trust fund.

What are your kids gonna say Nick, they gonna say their dad was cool? He was so cool he screamed like a gay man on The Internet about his mistress more than his wife and kids. He was so cool he fucking killed himself huffing canned air because he was so much of an addict he couldn't follow his parole rules. Their dad was so cool he went out like a bitch, passed out on the floor and thinking drugs are cool. Their dad was so cool, the only honorable thing he did was kill himself so they wouldn't have to live with his retarded fucking antics and shame bringing down the family name.
 
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I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
You can find better misogynistic insults on the playground of a high school, whether it's from the boys or the girls.
To think about that, he's exactly like Ethan Ralph 🐷, who can only call someone a slut or a whore, prefixed with an adjective.
 
Insanely Retarded said:
I believe they had to be present for the hearings since they were the temporary foster parents
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The comment history you're referring to is regarding Bob and Celeste.

This should be clear: Bob & Celeste were NOT the temporary foster parents. Shari (Kayla's mom) and Dan Sletta (Kayla's stepdad) are generally believed to have been the temporary foster parents. They were already foster-certified. Kayla has several foster siblings.

I believe this fact has been confirmed by Nick. Regardless, we know Bob and Celeste visited Ireland, England, and St. Petersburg (where they live) during the 6 months the kids were fostered. They may have been granted access to the kids, but they were not fostering them full time.

Hence, Nick's rage at his in-laws.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
I also found it particularly strange how Keanu played dumb about checking her last messages. Not knowing how to navigate a phone is one thing—plenty of people struggle with that—but not knowing that the last message appears at the bottom? That stretches credibility. It raises the possibility that there are more recent messages with April she didn’t want to reveal.
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I agree something was a little odd about it, though she might just not have wanted Nick to know that it went past when he was absolutely certain it had stopped. I loved his disbelief, especially after trying to show off his cross-ex skills (which suck).


AltisticRight said:
I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
You can find better misogynistic insults on the playground of a high school, whether it's from the boys or the girls.
To think about that, he's exactly like Ethan Ralph 🐷, who can only call someone a slut or a whore, prefixed with an adjective.
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Yes, Nick is absolutely elementary-school level when it comes to debating or arguing.

And again, just imagine being a kid and hearing your father once again locked in his office screaming at someone.

But of course, he's bring up his kids to do the same. The clip of him streaming with his older daughter (iirc) in the car and her calling people losers was...something. Father of the Year.
 
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