💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sneed Force One]

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Keanu is an ugly retarded bitch and we shouldn’t promote her content in this thread.

Its content highly relevant to the subject of this thread, especially after their verbal boxing match which spurred a 100 pages of user input.
Whether she is retarded or a competent livestreamer is not really relevant. I take the stance that her airheaded cluelessness actually worked very well against the quadrumvirate of Aaron obsessives.
Thats my piece on it, its up to the mods to moderate.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I still think this is all a Nitrous Nick gay op.

Fuck it she's done but she lives 10 minutes away from nick??
She's got a job and is doing great now, but still doesn't talk to Keanu, even though Keanu was looking out for her?

Even the story of the alleged new boyfriend flipping him the bird at a stop light sounds like a narrative Nick's gay nerd brain would craft to throw people off.

Yup, it's sketchy as fuck, since April had no connections there, but.....

April is the kind of skank to jump head first into a new relationship. It's possible she found a man very quickly. By Nick's timeline, she was at his parents house in January. Meaning she found a man ready to flip Nick off by March. It's very doable.

I also wouldn't be surprised if she got a cash payout to back the fuck off Balldo Boy by Nick's loving parents.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Nick Rekieta is not huffing pedigreed racing dog musk

Counterpoint: yes he is.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Even the story of the alleged new boyfriend flipping him the bird at a stop light sounds like a narrative Nick's gay nerd brain would craft to throw people off.

I believe it, I could see people in the area flipping him off routinely because he's so loathed.

I know I would.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Counterpoint: yes he is.
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"OH MY GOD THEY'RE NOT RACING DOGS THEY'VE NEVER RACED BEFORE YOU MONSTROUS BITCH!"

 

[Gator_Aids]

The Farms (as a gestalt) takes no positions beyond the aggregate of individual user opinions. As a non-monolith, it is entirely incapable of doing so, but the general principle is that anyone who pretends to speak for the whole (or imply that the may grant imprimatur) will unite users in common cause to shout them down.

This is extraordinarily well said and poignant.

Having said that, I am certain Nick is losing his fucking mind to see Keanu of all people attempting to align with the Farms to fuck with him. It’s so out of left field and likely extremely infuriating for him.

I don’t endorse anyone aiding her, but I certainly find the situation hilarious.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

I know it goes without saying at this point, but didn't he say he was offline for a long time because he didn't want his show to be about personal drama anymore

He's been saying that going on at least 2 years now. The man is an unremitting liar and, at least prior to hollowing out his brain with drugs, a top class con artist.

 

[Flora Fox]

I could see people in the area flipping him off

I might sing, "Another win for the toe" under my breath.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Though I think @Third World Aristocrat and @Shush have delivered the best thus far.

@Shush is definitely more skilled than I am when it comes to editing. As someone who’s learning as I go, I’m consistently impressed by his work. His edits are packed with details that are either technically challenging or incredibly time-consuming to pull off. I genuinely enjoy and admire his work.

And this is a whippet dog

Ah, that explains why searching for PNGs of “whippets” only gave me pictures of dogs—makes perfect sense now! LOL

To be honest, I know very little about recreational drugs; it's completely outside my area of expertise or interest.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Unironically Nick Rekieta.

South Park predicted a "respected, religious and liked family man lawyer" to fallout on drugs.
In this case instead of "cheesing" it's "whipp it":

If we remove the "kippah" and put Nick's hairstyle on it will almost look like him.

 

[Oxyjen]

To be honest, I know very little about recreational dogs; it's completely outside my area of expertise.

We’re all learning as we go.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

An attempted consolidation of 'Missed Drug Test' lore:

The story first broke by Keanu as documented here by @Balldo's Gate


April made the claim to Keanu in a phone call (maybe October 27th given Nick's insistence on that date)?



L | A | KF





KF Post

Nick X Profile

April X Profile


@Melty Butter made a timeline to come up with November 2nd as the missed day based on Kino Casino based on @Balldo's Gate maths--who also confirmed the timeline seemed to align with claimed end of testing.

EDIT:

Bonus links to Nick saying he has 'complied' with all testing:

 

[Captain Manning]

This
Keanu is an ugly retarded bitch and we shouldn’t promote her content in this thread.

Nobody is promoting her content in this thread. Like it or not, she's involved in this shitshow.

I take the stance that her airheaded cluelessness actually worked very well against the quadrumvirate of Aaron obsessives.

I take the position that the fact she's maybe not the sharpest makes Nick getting felted by her all the more funny.

But let's see what the Balldoguards say...


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"Hurrrr duuur. Keanu is dumb. All women are dumb. A Koala Bear is smarter. Hail child abuser Lord Rekieta."

Yeah... sounds about right.

Frankly, I stand by what I said that she might actually have been the smartest person in that particular room. Maybe Moody is smarter, but he's also intellectually dishonest, so fuck him.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Just a little public service anouncement
This is Whip-It!
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And this is a whippet dog:
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Nick Rekieta is not huffing pedigreed racing dog musk, he is huffing N2O.

This is also a Whippet:


Yes I know it was named after the dog lemme have my autist moment thx.

 

[Vibralldo]

@Shush is definitely more skilled than I am when it comes to editing. As someone who’s learning as I go, I’m consistently impressed by his work. His edits are packed with details that are either technically challenging or incredibly time-consuming to pull off. I genuinely enjoy and admire his work

Don't sell yourself short, you make incredible stuff

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Counterpoint: yes he is.
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Counter counterpoint: I don't think he even has enough money left to buy one for sniffing.

 

[DemsBNutz]

I think i found the perfect soundtrack to run over the rants of Baldo the wheezy and winded weener..

 

[Oxyjen]

Having said that, I am certain Nick is losing his fucking mind to see Keanu of all people attempting to align with the Farms to fuck with him. It’s so out of left field and likely extremely infuriating for him.

I don’t endorse anyone aiding her, but I certainly find the situation hilarious.

I mean, it was a good question, if she comes to the thread and reads any attempted answer this isn’t too wild.

Keanu and co are not ideologically opposed to KF any more than Aaron is - it’s just that they will also be heavily mocked here so it’s best not to personally take part in posting.

Like I said yesterday, a lot of streamers use KF for source material and it would improve her knowledge of this situation to do the same. Anyway at least she’s acknowledging where the best lore comes from. There was even an “our wife” reference today.

An attempted consolidation of 'Missed Drug Test' lore:

No tweet by Nick expressly denying it then. Just casting aspersions on Keanu, and making April deny it for him.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

@Shush is definitely more skilled than I am when it comes to editing. As someone who’s learning as I go, I’m consistently impressed by his work. His edits are packed with details that are either technically challenging or incredibly time-consuming to pull off. I genuinely enjoy and admire his work.

You've improved a ton in a short time, some really great stuff of late. The timeline video was top tier, and the way you made coherent and digestible the pedo pile on of Keanu was impressive. GG

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

No tweet by Nick expressly denying it then. Just casting aspersions on Keanu, and making April deny it for him.

Unless you believe that Nick was controlling April's account at the time.

Scrubbing through the LOCALS streams he did in early November turned up nothing--except him face-doxing and revealing children's names and schedules.

I also found a clip on YouTube where he says his drug testing place is open until 7PM, so that confirms he uses Minnesota Monitoring in Wilmar.