💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.1%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%

  • Total voters
    688
Nick believes it's coming out and is acting like a sperg because of it. Attacking anyone he can in hopes it will distract people from the footage. I was in 'no hype mode' but his actions have made me think it's more likely to come out now.
 
Nick believes it's coming out and is acting like a sperg because of it. Attacking anyone he can in hopes it will distract people from the footage. I was in 'no hype mode' but his actions have made me think it's more likely to come out now.
For reals. I tuned into his stream for a second this morning and already someone was posting about the cam footage coming out soon in his chat. Bro has to be seething.
 
Nick believes it's coming out and is acting like a sperg because of it. Attacking anyone he can in hopes it will distract people from the footage. I was in 'no hype mode' but his actions have made me think it's more likely to come out now.

Nick and Barnes running a victory lap saying it’s never coming out should really have been all the proof you needed that it was definitely coming out.
 
So AI won't take a side due to evidence lacking...
When it comes to anything lascivious about an individual it seems like the AI has an automatic defamation "brake" built in and it will stop short of anything more than "it's a controversial topic but it's not clear whether X thing is true or not at this point". I am kind of surprised that it didn't even mention the revenge porn case though.
 
i am sorry for being late to this, but why is rekieta stirring up beef with the old nanny? i don't recall the old nanny saying anything about rekieta.

is rekieta just picking a fight with the old nanny for internet attention? or is rekieta's swiss cheese brain creating fabricated memories?

Because it was the government (judge, then police, then CPS, in turn), then all the evidence came out, and he was GUILTY!

Then it was Aaron who gave his children coke, but his revenge porn case fizzled.

Then it was the pastor at the church, but his children still need to attend there, so he plays nice.

Then it was his in-kaws [sic], but he needs their help to ferry his brood about.

Now it has come down to the nanny as the next person Nick thinks he can blame without consequences.

I think we need a timeline of when the nanny quit, when April took over as "nanny" and when the arrest happened.

The nanny left in February of 2024. April moved in shortly after while she and Aaron had issues. There is no more.

Just an FYI, I'm watching 45 min of STMS at 1.75 speed before pivoting to Nick's stream.

Aaron looked at his phone (dm from his lawyer?) and read it out: "There have been formal detailed complaints to the licensing board for attorneys in Minnesota over the Chaney issue."

ETA: Unrelated, he retroactively made a new thumbnail for yesterday's stream - lol. He's awake at least.
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Sorry to be a downer, but unless the behavior fundamentally undermines his ability to be a lawyer or was committed in that act of representing a client, he is not likely to be punished.
 
Nick and Barnes running a victory lap saying it’s never coming out should really have been all the proof you needed that it was definitely coming out.
I think it is likely that it would have never come out if Nick had not run his mouth.
MN has strong data privacy laws that would have protected him, had he not given multiple solid reasons, in the form of rumors about government over-reach, planting of drugs by police, and police misconduct, for the state to release the footage despite it actually being considered non-public by default.

There is also the possibility that April has agreed to the release, in which case Nick fucking over and emotionally/physically abusing the only person other than him and Kayla who could sign a release has really backfired.

I am looking forward to finding out the story how it was released and what arguments managed to convince the state.
 
>that abusive cunt!

why is he suddenly seething so hard at this nanny? hasn't she been out of their lives for like over a year now?
what caused him to spiral into a massive rage against her now?
I think there is some legitimate concern on his part that she will go public through some channel or another and expose what was going on in their drug den in the months leading up to her departure.. I think he's mostly just impotently sperging out but also (in his warped mind) trying to do damage control by preemptively spinning a narrative about her and/or trying to intimidate her to stay quiet.
 
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Nick's next cope probably:
-Where'd you get the cocaine?
:really:I found it!
-Found it? In Spicer Minnesota? Cocaine's from Colombia!
:really:What do you mean?
-Well, this is a temperate zone
:really:The swallow may fly south with the sun or the Drexel may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
-Are you suggesting cocaine migrates?
:really:Not at all! It could be carried.
-What? A swallow carrying cocaine?
:really:It could grab it by the baggie!
-It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a pound of cocaine.

Real tragic when migratory birds give cocaine to children, what has the world come to?
 
Not much in chat today.
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From Stallyn's comments an hour ago.
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Talking about his job again
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EDIT: The guy who wanted to sue Nick over the Locals gift is back... and of course he's still a Locals member.
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:really: "arguing with randos and trolls is my job, incel prude fag child."

He has eclipsed Patrick Tomlinson in every metric.
 
I’ll continue to press my utmost belief that as Ralph dies Rekieta grows stronger as the New Ralphamale.

The whole “this bishes name is [insert current victim]. Ah certainly dun want any harassment uh her but just a reminduh her name again is…” game is pure Rage Pig handbook.

The Demon Magi-Chan has almost fully consumed Ralph and is making quite a home in Rackets now.
 
Do you think pathological liars like skelly can keep his lies straight?
Constant lies plus possible amnesia from a damaged brain.
I'm struggling to think of a worse combination.
so he uses his writing degree to come up with "fascinating and possible" stories to get more views
If this is the best he can do, then his writing degree is worth even less than his law degree.
 
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They haven't settled down. They are going down. His freefall was arrested slightly when he wasn't streaming. Now that he's back, more people are being reminded to unsub.
People have been subscribed to him back from when he was not visibly a twitching, drooling subhuman.

Now they may tune in from time to time or get a notification that he's streaming, look in and see that he's some absolutely etiolated, emasculated, ranting psycho faggot rabbiting on about other dude's penises, then they realize they're not gay and unsubscribe.
Sorry to be a downer, but unless the behavior fundamentally undermines his ability to be a lawyer or was committed in that act of representing a client, he is not likely to be punished.
I'd call retaliating against a witness in his own criminal case pretty indicative of moral turpitude sufficient to call into question his qualifications to practice law.
 
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Another thought on the nanny is that he may not be talking shit about her due to the body cam but instead the local rumor mill. In the last few months she has worked locally in Spicer at a business that sells power equipment. She would have the chance interact with a lot of people and I am sure their "local celebrity" has given the town a lot to talk about since his sentencing. It would only be a matter of time before that made it back to Nick.
 
One of the fat pigs said "Occam's razor says it's a false positive", as if a dumb illiterate hog like her knows ANYTHING about what the results mean. Occam's razor says you're FAT and I will not have sex with you. Take that razor and slice it vertically along your arm.
Occam's Razor does not mean "the simplest answer is right." Occam's Razor means the absurd or highly unlikely can be dismissed as possible answers. That's why it's called Occam's Razor. A razor shaves things away.

So, when we apply Occam's Razor to this situation, it removes Rekieta's Rube Goldberg-esque explanations for how Jim Felt secretly placed cocaine in his daughter's hair, or how metabolites can appear in someone's hair without being metabolized by that person, or how there's a massive conspiracy in a central Minnesota involving former nannies, clergymen, and a drug testing lab that targeted a YouTuber whose popularity had been in steep decline for over a year. And what's left is the most likely explanation: a drunkard cocaine addict with an ounce of cocaine had unkempt and unwatched kids in a dysfunctional house, and one of the kids somehow ingested some of the massive amounts of cocaine.
 
Stallyn clip:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pHhWhfbcttk

He calls the Nanny stuff the "alleged incidents."

allegedIncidents.mp4

Which would seem like a walk back, until, when flip flopping again on whether or not he'll report the incidents to the police, he assures a chatter the claim isn't a lie:

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Will he tell the cops The Story™ or will he tell us how Sletta forced the kids to do the cinnamon challenge? Find out next time or whatever.
Nick PLEASE for the love of God pull an Amber Heard, it would be SO funny and weird!

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Not at all mad then. Very measured sane response from a man enjoying a stable balance of his mind, and under no great pressure from any impending scandal or further legal issues.
He's SHOOK LFG :story:
 
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:really: "arguing with randos and trolls is my job, incel prude fag child."

He has eclipsed Patrick Tomlinson in every metric.
He gets into more pointless arguments with haters than Tomlinson

He's a bigger hedonistic degenerate than Dax

He's a bigger child abuser than Vito

He's more vindictive than Ralph

He's more socially retarded than Chris Chan

He's the allspice of cows
 
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