💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Captain Manning]

Nick shit-talks the pastor who cares more about his children than Nick does and says “fuck them” about his in-laws, thinks his Chaney defamation is cute, and more Eric July retardation:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D6JRxRs9MNs

<Nervous fake laughter> "Hoo boy, I pissed a lot of people off if they're willing to defend that."

Nobody is defending anybody giving alcohol to a minor...

Your problem is...

NOBODY BELIEVES YOU, FAGGOT.
YOU'RE A LIAR.
YOU HAVE ZERO CREDIBILITY.
YOUR E-CAREER IS FINISHED.
YOU ARE CIRCLING THE DRAIN.
YOU'RE DONE.

Also, you gave your 8 year old daughter cocaine.

He probably dropped that story, checked this thread, checked elb's comments, and checked Twitter, and is assblasted people still aren't believing a goddamned thing he's saying. He has to go to the Meltonites for that, and they are probably only pretending to believe him.

 

[Vibralldo]

I think Coomalot is credited with the expressing the idea that Nick believes that Coke has medicinal purposes beyond dental numbing, so if someone were inclined to search for it they should start there. The rest of it is an extension of that commentary, and people in this thread have expressed the belief that Nick gave the kid coke in lieu of her Adderall to treat her ADHD.

And this isn't an aaron who hates nick and has reason to want to lie to hurt him, coomalot saying it, one of Nick's current friends

Nick shit-talks the pastor who cares more about his children than Nick does and says “fuck them” about his in-laws, thinks his Chaney defamation is cute, and more Eric July retardation:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D6JRxRs9MNs

So let me get this straight:

When Nick's daughter tests positive for cocaine after staying in a house full of drugs that means nothing

When multiple people, including pastors, community members, former friends, and the police accuse Nick of child abuse then it's lies and conspiracy

But when Nick's kid says that the Nanny gave them alcohol then that's confirmed and she's guilty, no further evidence needed, contact her employers and ruin her life

Kill yourself, Nick

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nanny Issue (from current stream):

I'm taking notes in real time and behind in the thread. This is getting crazy. It needs to be clipped.

• Daughter told us “in the last couple of weeks” that the nanny gave them alcohol. “To be clear, this is the nanny we had before April… It was a little jarring.”
• "The nanny is named Chaney Bitzen... I have no desire to protect her identity anymore. Fuck her.”
• “No, I don’t want folks to harass her, I just don’t care if people know who she is… I do want people to know that she gives people alcohol. I do want people to know that.”
• “She committed a crime… reported on me… I don’t mind if people hear that she committed a crime… against my children.”
• “She was one of the people who was interviewed despite not being in the home since mid-February.”
• “She didn’t disclose this at the time, but there is a February CPS report against her, specifically. We didn’t know about it." *
• “Thanks, Kandiyohi County, for not informing us…”

*What the fuck is he talking about? Did HE make a report against her?

Clippers, this was about 20 minutes ago in the stream in two separate places where he addressed it.

Nick’s manipulation is very fucking obvious in retrospect.

I really need to stress people to watch the “SEAN! ANSWER THE QUESTION, SEAN!” stream, again. He’s actively trying to rewrite history as Sean tries to deescalate the situation after making a joke that Rekieta doesn’t have the social skills to understand. He portrays @Null as wrong wrt to Drexel and Null as insane for getting the implication that Rekieta wanted him to ban users and remove khaaantent. He basically badgers Sean into agreeing with him and Sean never really does as Rekieta tries to poorly play word games.

The Chaney stuff is basically the same. ‘I don’t want anyone to harass her, but here is her name and my allegations of the horrible things she did.’

 

[keke]

Story telling abilities she got from Nick by the way.

Undoubtedly the only attention his kids get is when giving dirt on people he absolutely fucking hates, given he doesn’t take care of them and resents the restrictions they impose on his desired lifestyle, and his obsession with everybody who called out his abuse. He’s even disparaged the Pastor on stream, CPS, every cop he met, the judge, now the nanny.

Nick shit-talks the pastor who cares more about his children than Nick does and says “fuck them” about his in-laws, thinks his Chaney defamation is cute, and more Eric July retardation:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D6JRxRs9MNs

Yup, was about to add them to the list. During stream today he mentioned the in-laws (Kayla’s family) who he’ll never apologise to because ‘fuck them.’ Pathologically obsessed with every involved in the report.

He says he did something wrong and apologised to his kids, but it’s as he’s said endlessly: Nick is only sorry he got caught because getting caught involved the evil gubberment (the real problem!) into their lives. Something he’s already been grooming his kids to believe through the class he used to teach at the homeschool church coop thing. It’s not Dad’s fault, just the Big Bad government his kids already know to be wary of.

When Nick's daughter tests positive for cocaine after staying in a house full of drugs that means nothing

Beyond that, Nick’s exact words where, “that’s an IMPOSSIBLE result.”

 

[RotPockets]

When Nick's daughter tests positive for cocaine after staying in a house full of drugs that means nothing

It’s crazy how a nine year old girl was able to find cocaine located 2 hours away in some nigger’s pocket in Minneapolis?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

During stream today he mentioned the in-laws (Kayla’s family) who he’ll never apologise to because ‘fuck them.’

Kayla’s family stepped up for his children in a major way and are by all accounts very beloved by the kids. Rather than put aside his own bratty orientation because he loves and centers his children, Nick will continue to curse and fuck with them publicly.

It’s hard to overstate what an immature piece of shit he is. I hope someone manages to capture it eloquently for his fucking obituary, may it be published soon.

 

[not william stenchever]

All that remains is the broken ruins of a once thriving brain worm civilization

And how does that personally effect you?

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Nick hates the following for "ruining his life":

Scandinavian Prudes
Aaron
Local Law Enforcement (including Jim Felt)
Judge Fischer
Pastor
Alicia Sweep
Drug Analyst
Sean
Kurt
Defense Attorney
Probation Officer
Nanny

and now the in-laws.

I wonder if any of them will speak out publicly against Nick now.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Dang how did Mindset escape the balldo's seething?

 

[AltisticRight]

His recent drug coping clip on That fat trollop stream was infuriating. I'm going to clip it and find more from that LOCALS cope stream he did a couple months ago to dissect.
He now seemingly confirmed that the >5000 figure was the metabolite, and they found cocaine as well. She had cocaine in her hair and one of the metabolites too. Yet he's still trying to lie his way out of it.
One of the fat pigs said "Occam's razor says it's a false positive", as if a dumb illiterate hog like her knows ANYTHING about what the results mean. Occam's razor says you're FAT and I will not have sex with you. Take that razor and slice it vertically along your arm.

Also, hilarious -- I'm almost 40 pages behind.

 

[Nova902]

<Nervous fake laughter> "Hoo boy, I pissed a lot of people off if they're willing to defend that."

Nobody is defending anybody giving alcohol to a minor...

Your problem is...

NOBODY BELIEVES YOU, FAGGOT.
YOU'RE A LIAR.
YOU HAVE ZERO CREDIBILITY.
YOUR E-CAREER IS FINISHED.
YOU ARE CIRCLING THE DRAIN.
YOU'RE DONE.

Also, you gave your 8 year old daughter cocaine.

He probably dropped that story, checked this thread, checked elb's comments, and checked Twitter, and is assblasted people still aren't believing a goddamned thing he's saying. He has to go to the Meltonites for that, and they are probably only pretending to believe him.

Balldo washers are mass reporting comment on youtube to protect their Kings honor

 

[Vibralldo]

His recent drug coping clip on That fat trollop stream was infuriating. I'm going to clip it and find more from that LOCALS cope stream he did a couple months ago to dissect.
He now seemingly confirmed that the >5000 figure was the metabolite, and they found cocaine as well. She had cocaine in her hair and one of the metabolites too. Yet he's still trying to lie his way out of it.
One of the fat pigs said "Occam's razor says it's a false positive", as if a dumb illiterate hog like her knows ANYTHING about what the results mean. Occam's razor says you're FAT and I will not have sex with you. Take that razor and slice it vertically along your arm.

Also, hilarious -- I'm almost 40 pages behind.

Occam's razor is that Nick, who was using a shitton of cocaine at the time, gave her the cocaine

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Dang how did Mindset escape the balldo's seething?

He parlayed those hating duties to Ralph.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

He parlayed those hating duties to Ralph.

fair counterpoint lol

obligatory:

 

[You're MDNWU]

Did Nick see BJM get the warrant and multiple crack streams, realizing his LOTY award may be up for grabs and decided the only way he can secure another victory is by getting sued again AND aim for a longer stint in prison?

 

[L Ghia]

I'm sorry but I cannot be fucked to give you the timestamp, but early on in Nick's stream he alludes to not being able to fire the Nanny faster than the span at which he found out vs when she left (which was a week)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Balldo washers are mass reporting comment on youtube to protect their Kings honor

You have a history of alleging this stuff when in fact you just forgot to sort by “new” and never account for YT’s very well known chat bugginess.

 

[Lian Xing]

YT’s very well known chat bugginess.

That's a meme to cover their manipulation of the comments.

 

[AltisticRight]

"We also had a 17 year old"... Didn't the Nanny quit before he turned 17?

Yeah, he was just 16 I believe.
Do you think pathological liars like skelly can keep his lies straight?

Nick's really trying to ruin his nanny's life because she refused his advances told the cops what she saw in the balldo bunker

He simultaneously lamented that the nanny left him when his family was the most in need of her services, while accusing her of feeding his children alcohol.

2. Junkie gave his kids coke n alcohol

You know what? I was going to bring this up in a later post where I collate responses to all those clips. I'll just throw this out here right now for everyone to consider.

Question: which daughter told these stories? Was it A. Rekieta, the same child that tested positive for cocaine AND the metabolite benzoylecgonine?
This matters, because guess what, cocaine interacts with alcohol. The metabolite formed is called ethylbenzoylecgonine (ie cocaethylen, eh-thel-ben-zoy-leko-neen, not kfhsklrpaghlsgl English literature major haver).
She was not tested positive for that. It's safe to assume that they (Minnesota Monitoring) did test for this.

If he DARES TO EVEN SUGGEST his nanny caused the >5000pg/mg reading, he's in for a real world of shit. I would love to see his explanation of this. Would he be that vindictive and vile? Let's see.

He saw Ian or Karl might actually steal the LOTY from him, so he's doing a great effort to remain the lolcow champion 3rd in a row, he wants to be the Ayrton Senna of kiwi farms.

As far as I know he's disqualified, otherwise I can't see anyone else winning.

@AltisticRight,

No disrespect, but the way Nick keeps finding new lows, you got about as much chance of people here stopping the calls for him to kill himself already as Null has getting 100% of the site userbase to properly thumbnail their images.

I've avoided it myself, but the man is truly infuriating, vile, and evil.

You may as well try to get @AnOminous and the rest of the Boogie thread to stop telling him to die. That ship has sailed. And wishing Nick death is a lot more charitable than wishing him eternal torture as he deserves.

Oh it's fine, he's disqualified for LOTY but he's now first place on my list of "why don't you just die" list. He surpassed boogie2988 with his recent spiteful babbling towards an innocent nanny.

Also, what the fuck is "north of 50k" anyway? North is "up", on a cartesian plane, that's the y-axis. Wouldn't "east of" make more sense, because it the x-axis, meaning more than 50k?
He said he can't "afford a 90k nanny".
Like nigger, 50+30 is 80, that's an entire 10k away from 90k. Also, the 30k "snack budget" was itemised with receipts, they're basically household expenses. What does that have to do with her bloody salary? When I work in the office, am I accountable for utility costs? What is he even talking about?
Is his plan to drive us insane so we can't pick apart his lies anymore?

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm sorry but I cannot be fucked to give you the timestamp, but early on in Nick's stream he alludes to not being able to fire the Nanny faster than the span at which he found out vs when she left (which was a week)

He's very weasely with his wording

I took it as him alleging she quit before he could fire her (a week after he claims she called him drunk) which is retarded because if she's calling you drunk around your kids and you cared you'd immediately fire her for the kids' safety