I can't wait for this thread to finally gain traction now that it's public. Already lurked in the glazing thread and there is already some pretty great salt. LMFAO at Null publicly confirming they are all mass flaggots, something we already knew. What a bunch of thin skinned cuckchanners, but alas, it's in the name, "cucks".
I wish Coby a million dollars, and this thread a thousand pages.
>You cock sucking degenerate, go glaze your pet retard in another thread
Newfag alert, do you even know who you're quoting? Fucking retard, how about you do some basic research on the synth sphere before talking shit.
One of my gripes with Synth is that because of his zoomer attention span, he has avoided playing/reviewing games, that would clearly benefit his channel.
He's a lazy neet gooner, simple as. He doesn't care about making the best video or making the most amount of money via riding the algorithm wave, he can always cope he is "shadowbanned" or that "youtube hates him" in that case. It is frustrating that he is doing so little with his channel or using it inefficiently, but again, consider who you're dealing with. There was talk of him investing his money, but really, do you ever see that happening? I can't, not when he can't even play/review games in a timely manner, when that is his "job".
Nope, I agree that the biggest problem with the current OP is aiming at his video game opinions. It will be a point of contention and divert discussion away from Synth's retardation. If you wanna talk about his reviews focus on him having little attention span and him being unable to do them on time, him crying about "having to play modern slop" to keep the channel alive, etc.
I already said this, but I think OP is fine as is. It should focus on Coby and his antics, not whatever he said about game XYZ in clip ABC that the OP or people helping him disagree with. One good example is his hot takes on KCD2, which a user from this thread had a spergout in the glazing thread already(multi page, in fact), so as long as retardation like this isn't forced in the OP I think it will be fine. Currently, the review section covers:
*Space Marine 2, which shows him sperging out about "diversity" in a game that has pretty much none
*Doom, which shows him sucking at it and misunderstanding the appeal of the game
*Zelda, which shows him talking about his fetishes openly
Those clips have purpose and contribute to the OP. If more are added, and no doubt there will be, they should have a point. If one adds a clip where Coby says game X sucks, and OP ACKHTSUALLYs him that it doesn't, then we have a problem. Remember, if it isn't funny or informative, then you probably shouldn't include it in the OP at all.
Let's tell a story, in picture book format, of an autistic paypig named @Ricardo Cumsox who missed deepthroating his homosexual internet lover, Synthetic Man, so much, that he had an epic crash out in the
Synthetic Man - Throat Jockey edition.
The tranny jannies swept up the funny, because being a useless nigger is what tranny jannies do, but luckily, I had it cached on my phone, since I was reading that thread while taking a shit.
Enjoy!
If anyone wants to know who Ricardo Cumsox is, he's a gimmick paypig that sends Coby money so he can describe gay pear globohomo emotics to chat or make his innate, retarded and useless opinion about a topic known. He is the definition of the parasocial incel, probably mentally stunted paypig that Coby only keeps around for money, think someone like Metokur Masochist but even more pathetic.
Example of one of those emoticons, to see what 5$ or so will get you if you paypig Coby:
Somehow, he is seen as the "heart and soul" of Synth's community, but I just don't see it. Not surprised in the slightest he had a spergout the moment his gay circlejerk was finally broken, same as with Soycast Guy(emphasis on "soy").
Watching some clips of him malding and banning his fans gave me such DSP vibes. Like a degenerate DSP this guy is. At least DSP doesn't jerk it to fucking tranime. Holy shit.
Finding out that he removed his DSP chat icons when he pulled a DSP himself during his Fallout London stream is still one of the funniest part of his saga so far. I strongly advocate for "Son of DSP" being added to the thread subtitle, just because I think it will personally make him unreasonably upset.
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