💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
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Really, nigga? = :really:

Nick honey, Wake up, I can't sleep after that great night. I'm hungry.

1746744194096.webp why your daughter tested positive for cocaine.

AltisticRight said:
Yeah, he punches himself.
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That's punching up because he's tall. Nick's tall.

East_Clintwood said:
It's a dead meme.
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I still love it, Nick can't ruin it with his painting. Also, in a way, it's a portrait of a real lawyer hanging behind Nick, a practicing lawyer who would destroy him in the courtroom.

Not Even Twice said:
Not the first time he's "joked" about a child's anus either. Didn't he make some disgusting comment about a girl at a hospital? Even his loyal horse Megan Fox seemed to find that a step too far.
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That recent Meme Copium one isn't even the most recent either. I was searching around Nick's stream on Tuesday and found this horror.
 
JustStopDude said:
Usually the addiction is a flawed coping mechanism for other issues. Hence why a lot of people fail in rehab. Even if one gets clean of their drug of choice, they don't have the life skills necessary to deal with life.

We see this in addicts like Nick in how he has simply changed the specific drugs he is abusing, with others that are less likely to get him in trouble.
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Yeah I'm just saying if it wasn't drugs ruining his life it would be something else, like record collecting, buying overpriced art or deciding to start a polycule in your 40s with 5 kids at home.

Like they say in the NBA, Balldo don't lie
 
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BibiLivesMatter said:
I still say Kayla has the worst mugshot out of Nick and April that day. She just looks so much like a generic crackhead you see on a Florida headline. If you didn't know these people at all, you think she was a Florida woman that got caught for something.
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Plastic surgery rarely looks good when at rest.

Edit: or at all, really.
 
Fapcop said:
On the other hand, it is a little WEIRD and not funny, how he constantly talks about little kids penises and assholes.

Sure, could just be a shitty sense of humor stuck in the Howard Stone era of early 2000s, but I’m just saying. There are convicted pedophiles out there who talk less about fucking kids than Nick Rekieta.
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Not too take this into fan fiction territory but it really was very disturbing with the "child's asshole by candlelight" stuff. Weirdly specific. Like a memory or fantasy not a random ha-ha funny comment. Also, it wasn't funny.
 
In all seriousness, if Kayla were to leave, this would be the time. Nick is gone, he’s going to be too fucked up to remember to check in. Nick very well could come home to an empty house.

Probably just fanfiction, but if Kayla were ever going to leave, now would be it.
 
john marston said:
In all seriousness, if Kayla were to leave, this would be the time. Nick is gone, he’s going to be too fucked up to remember to check in. Nick very well could come home to an empty house.

Probably just fanfiction, but if Kayla were ever going to leave, now would be it.
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Are you kidding? She just had RED HOT RAMEN-CRAVING-CREATING SEXXXXX last night! In the 3 minutes between when he stopped chat-posting and 4 am.

She's such a lucky gal. I'm sure the balldo quickie was enough to quell any blurry-eyed crazy ideas she had about discovering a spine.
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
She's such a lucky gal. I'm sure the balldo quickie was enough to quell any blurry-eyed crazy ideas she had about discovering a spine.
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I'll cook her some proper food, practically for free and all I want in return is for her to leave Nick and take the kids with her, and live with her parents.
No sexual favors required.

Just bring the kids to a safe place out of reach of the skelly freak.
 
VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Just remember, because I do, that @ItsAaronIgnoreMe was complicit and in the neglect of children, drug use around children, and extreme sexual lifestyles around children.
Fuck that guy, the only reason people forget is because Nick keeps proactively fucking up.
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No one is nominating him for Cardinal, man.

Gobermental Supervisor said:
I'll cook her some proper food, practically for free and all I want in return is for her to leave Nick and take the kids with her, and live with her parents.
No sexual favors required.

Just bring the kids to a safe place out of reach of the skelly freak.
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You can't force an addict (or codependent) to quit.
 
VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Just remember, because I do, that @ItsAaronIgnoreMe was complicit and in the neglect of children, drug use around children, and extreme sexual lifestyles around children.
Fuck that guy, the only reason people forget is because Nick keeps proactively fucking up.
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“Just remember, because I do” nobody forgot you faggot people just don’t care because it’s boring and moral fagging at this point considering he stopped and then condemned those actions. You people are so fucking insufferable it’s unbelievable.
 
Lurking9e9 said:
Look at this fucking nerd, can he at least put on some fresh clothes?
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Behold the cuck stance:

Hands in the pocket because a cuck doesn’t know where to put his hands unless they’re firmly holding the armrests of the cuck chair.

The back is against a pillar or wall, because as a cuck, he’s always insecure around the better non cuckold men surrounding him in public.

A backpack wearing the cucks essentials: Balldo, some astroglide, a dildo and a camera to snap pictures of other men pleasuring his woman.

What a sad fuck Nick is. God forbid he puts on a suit or just a blazer on his trip. Fuck, Nick couldn’t even be bothered to change into a fresh set of clothes. That’s how eager he was to sit among pedophiles and talk about Aaron’s semen.
 
VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Just remember, because I do, that @ItsAaronIgnoreMe was complicit and in the neglect of children, drug use around children, and extreme sexual lifestyles around children.
Fuck that guy, the only reason people forget is because Nick keeps proactively fucking up.
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i kind of had that opinion for a while too. but then i realized im not the morality police, im here for a show. and the reality is nick rekieta is continuing to fuck up a year post arrest. between that and his new melton entourage being the most grotesque lovecraftian horrors i have ever laid eyes on, it would take a lot for me to give a shit about aaron at this point.
 
john marston said:
In all seriousness, if Kayla were to leave, this would be the time. Nick is gone, he’s going to be too fucked up to remember to check in. Nick very well could come home to an empty house.

Probably just fanfiction, but if Kayla were ever going to leave, now would be it.
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Kids and Kayla are probably enjoying the silence. Nobody banging his head against walls in frustration over KF. No squealing or yelling because somebody wrote a tweet.

No door slamming because he needs to take an hour out of the day to drive his kids to whatever.
 
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