💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Bepis]

Not the first time he's "joked" about a child's anus either. Didn't he make some disgusting comment about a girl at a hospital? Even his loyal horse Megan Fox seemed to find that a step too far.

Elissa has a clip about it here for anyone curious. Keep in mind that the hospital stay this happened during was end of 2016/early 2017. The girl Nick is making this joke about was 10 years old when this happened. Absolutely disgusting.

 

[AnOminous]

Not the first time he's "joked" about a child's anus either. Didn't he make some disgusting comment about a girl at a hospital? Even his loyal horse Megan Fox seemed to find that a step too far.

I forgot that. I mean, how weird, how weird and funny. Why would a completely normal man who is completely not a pedophile make bizarre jokes about a 10 year old rape victim having a scat fetish. I mean obviously this is completely a normal thing for a normal person to make a normal joke about.

"Maybe she's a diaper fetishist Megan, did you think of that?" - Nick Rekieta

Nick, literally incapable of picking up on social cues, was completely oblivious that every other person on that stream was disgusted and horrified by his repulsive behavior.

 

[Vibralldo]

Did anyone listen to this stream? Note the wrench nodak's comment. A reference to Three Dog Night, and who has a 3 wolf tattoo?
Just curious.

The 3 wolves represent Nick, Kayla, and April

 

[Sneed Force One]

POV: Your a housekeeping assistant at The Plaza Hotel and Casino, you consider calling the Suicide Prevention Hotline of Nevada about a potential risk.


This image was generated by AI and does not depict real people or events.

 

[AnOminous]

The 3 wolves represent Nick, Kayla, and April

No, they all represent Nick getting buttfucked. There are three wolves inside Nick. One of them is in his mouth, the other two are in his ass. He's getting fucked by three wolves, because he's a giant homo. All the wolves in him are gay. He's gay.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

They did just pick an American.

Just not the particular one he wanted.

Nicholas Balldo I is the perfect anti-pope to Leo XIV.

I forgot that. I mean, how weird, how weird and funny. Why would a completely normal man who is completely not a pedophile make bizarre jokes about a 10 year old rape victim having a scat fetish. I mean obviously this is completely a normal thing for a normal person to make a normal joke about.

For some reason Nicholas Robert Rekieta chose to label himself with the NambLO symbol.

 

[Fapcop]

I forgot that. I mean, how weird, how weird and funny. Why would a completely normal man who is completely not a pedophile make bizarre jokes about a 10 year old rape victim having a scat fetish. I mean obviously this is completely a normal thing for a normal person to make a normal joke about.

Nick, literally incapable of picking up on social cues, was completely oblivious that every other person on that stream was disgusted and horrified by his repulsive behavior.

The best explanation for his behavior re kids, that DOESNT involve Nick being some kind of pedo, is sorta pedo adjacent.

Nick doesn’t strictly gets off to kids. What does get him hard though is pushing boundaries and flaunting his degeneracy.

Nick constantly talks about kids and sex and Aaron’s goo, not because he’s attracted to prepubescent children or even to Aaron, but because he gets off to displaying the most degenerate behavior.

Similarly he didn’t give his daughter coke because he wanted to put her in an “altered state” but because he gets off on smashing any boundaries of normal human behavior.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Well, I certainly wouldn't call Nick a child molesting pedophile. There's no evidence of that. That said, he kind of looks like a pedophile. If you saw a photograph of this greasy freak in a sex offender registry as a dude who molested kids, you wouldn't think "this guy doesn't belong in this photograph collection." I mean look at him.

There's also the fact he's never proven he isn't a disgusting nonce. I mean he insists what he says about Monty must be true since Monty has never proven otherwise, yet has anyone seen Nick prove he isn't one either?

 

[Vibralldo]

I think this is one of my favorite stories from this whole thing. Not only Nick is terrible at sex - he's also so retarded and inexperienced that April easily convinced him that making her bleed means that sex was amazing. It has to be one of the most pathetic things I've heard in a good while and I'm not sure I would have believed it if it wasn't for Nick boasting about it publicly. This guy is so stupid.

Reminds me of when he took the government worker saying "your house is way nicer than the usual drug addicts I work with" as "you're better than the other drug addicts" and not "you're pathetic, you should be better than this"

Nick really lacks social skills

 

[AnOminous]

Nick really lacks social skills

He appears to be unable to pick up on social cues. Isn't there a name for a condition like this?

 

[Sneed Force One]

I think calling Nick a pedo is a step too far.
A libertarian dipshit who could feasibly believe Big Pharma is withholding the cure of microdosing kids with drugs? Sure, its an feas(er)ible. But I've yet to see anything that suggests sexual intent.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I think calling Nick a pedo is a step too far.

Nick surrounds himself with pedos, defends those pedos, stays friends with those pedos even if they make sexual jokes about the children of someone who used to be a friend of his.
And his daughter tested positive for cocaine during a time he was swinging with a not clearly defined number of other couples.

Nick is at least pedo adjacent, but his opinions about drug use and government have a very heavy crossover with the typical lolberterian who thinks that age of consent is a suggestion.

 

[woodedbag]

drug testing on probation is almost exclusively piss tests afaik. 3 days on coke in system on piss tests. no way to know if nick is on alcohol while hes in vegas. let's hope they test him the day he gets back and we get lucky. or someone records him. if he is in fact with that crackwhore with the dumb fucking tattoos its a 0% shot he is not fucked up beyond belief. lets go rekieta give it a shot at beating the law here. you can do it you can outsmart them just time your doses up brother NBD

 

[Obsul]

I see that Rekieta has fallen so low now that the possibility he's a pedophile is not out of the question. You continue to outdo yourself, Balldo Man.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I see that Rekieta has fallen so low now that the possibility he's a pedophile is not out of the question. You continue to outdo yourself, Balldo Man.

I don't think he is but he's definitely the type that would start making Melton jokes to be WEIRD and FUNNY and get himself branded as one. I'm of the opinion that all of these people (Melton, Dax, etc) see him as their pet monkey so I'm sure they'll eventually egg him on to do just that.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick surrounds himself with pedos, defends those pedos, stays friends with those pedos even if they make sexual jokes about the children of someone who used to be a friend of his.
And his daughter tested positive for cocaine during a time he was swinging with a not clearly defined number of other couples.

Nick is at least pedo adjacent, but his opinions about drug use and government have a very heavy crossover with the typical lolberterian who thinks that age of consent is a suggestion.

I do agree, his morality is awful, and in usual retard shockjock fashion, he is wilfully blind to such behaviour if it suits his goals. But I've yet to see evidence he engages directly in pedophilic behaviour. As dear feeder Jewsh says, Its a loaded gun people should be cautious to fire.

 

[Obsul]

I don't think he is but he's definitely the type that would start making Melton jokes to be WEIRD and FUNNY and get himself branded as one. I'm of the opinion that all of these people (Melton, Dax, etc) see him as their pet monkey so I'm sure they'll eventually egg him on to do just that.

I'm not convinced that Rekieta isn't a very suppressed pedophile that's been trying to hold it in his whole life given how everything else about him turned out to be an act.

There was a time years ago where I would have thought you were insane or retarded if you had suggested that to me.

 

[DemsBNutz]

"It was good while it lasted."

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VERY unfortunate. I hear it was vandalized multiple times, and they eventually ended up removing it. Lol.

In smoke-filled country pubs, they tell tales of a mysterious multi-eyed waifu peeing on it in the dead of night, but nobody knows for sure...

I wonder what Nick's tombstone would say?

"Sean is fat."
"Stephen Hawking can't walk."
"Aaron ate my goo."
"Joooooooooohn!"
"Null is a gayboy."
"At least I can remember what I ordered at Denny's."

The photo on the tomb stone Kinda reminds me of Marty Feldman

 

[Lonely khan]

Am I the only person who thinks this is really sad? A man who ruined his life with drugs.

Most drug users are low impulse control types who would have ruined their life with something if the drugs weren't the issue. My dad always told this story of a guy he worked with who would spend his paycheck at the bar withing a couple days. He finally quit drinking and then started blowing his paychecks on baseball card collecting. Almost all homeless people you meet are just nick without the trustfund and family support. It's almost ubiquitous.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The lyrics to Kanye West's newest song "Heil Hitler" feel strangely apt.
Maybe Nick should interview Ye?