💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick had no problems with Kurt giving pizza casseroles to 17 and 18 year old girls

Nick is intentionally presenting it as if Kurt was looking to fuck a 17 year old, and that was why he did that.
The entire audience is now under the impression that Kurt is a pervert who tried to seduce a minor to have sex with him for food.

He consistently presents this in the context of Kurt being an incel trying to have sex and date someone.
This is the kind of shit that gets you sued for defamation, again. Nick is completely braindead.

And he tells people to send in TTS messages that repeat those claims and mock Kurt, and then allows them to be played without moderating them.
The claim was repeated so many times in the stream yesterday alone, it is insane.

 

[Flora Fox]

Ramen Night V2

Hair is nowhere greasy enough.

 

[DemsBNutz]

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Nick continues his Ramen cope on Xitter. We totally believe you Nick. You totally wasn't caught texting in Fatrick MAPton's livechat for multiple hours beforehand.

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Sword and Scale delivers a brutal response

Did he not do a show with them back in the day?? Back when good people colabed with less retarded rakets?? I feel this is how i learned about sword and scale.

 

[Sneed Force One]

In s surprising twist of what must be split personality disorder, Nick admits to being a vindictive cunt, AND claims to be a nice guy who thinks there is space for everyone on Youtube.
Nick is generous god and supports people, even if he thinks their content was boring. He will also leave people alone who do not want anything to do with him.. according to himself.

This guy should be in a closed psych ward.

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With his trip to Vegas today I expect he will have lots of free time to seethe on Twitter.

Nick's twitter is the perfect advertisement as to why no one wants to hang with him anymore.

Nick thinks everyone owes him everything despite Nick admitting he was little more than a facilitator for people who were actually far more intelligent or funnier than him.

Now that Nick's social capital is smaller than the 5000 nanograms of cocaine found in a strand of hair. Why should anyone offer him fealty? Memory of power doesn't afford power Nick. The LawTube grift has adapted in his absence and moved beyond him. He's not getting a warm welcome back. He can barely bother to do his own show. He has two people rarely babysit the stream so the numbers don't nosedive. He's not getting show invites. The only time he appears on other people's shows is to shit talk because Melton told him to.

Nick is a special Lolcow because he's intelligent enough to come to these conclusions himself and internalise it. He consciously knows this is what is happening, and he is furious. Simmering with barely contained resentment and rage. Anyone questioning his motives either get the block or the Dick Masterson "ACK ACK ACK" deflection.

Honestly, the man needs to get a office job. This slow, drawn out death of his YouTube career is clearly killing him.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

In the Nick v. Ralph debate, I will say this. At least Ralph has taken an ass-beating. Twice.

Nick still needs the ass-beating he seemingly deserves, and it shows. He has obviously never been put in a situation where he can face rl consequences for the things he’s opining on Twitter and livestream.

 

[Kakkerum420]

Nick is intentionally presenting it as if Kurt was looking to fuck a 17 year old, and that was why he did that.
The entire audience is now under the impression that Kurt is a pervert who tried to seduce a minor to have sex with him for food.

He consistently presents this in the context of Kurt being an incel trying to have sex and date someone.
This is the kind of shit that gets you sued for defamation, again. Nick is completely braindead.

And he tells people to send in TTS messages that repeat those claims and mock Kurt, and then allows them to be played without moderating them.
The claim was repeated so many times in the stream yesterday alone, it is insane.

You don't understand, incel prude. The best defense against defamation is ddosing discovery by making so many defamatory remarks you crash the legal system.

 

[Strix454]

Nick is intentionally presenting it as if Kurt was looking to fuck a 17 year old, and that was why he did that.
The entire audience is now under the impression that Kurt is a pervert who tried to seduce a minor to have sex with him for food.

He consistently presents this in the context of Kurt being an incel trying to have sex and date someone.
This is the kind of shit that gets you sued for defamation, again. Nick is completely braindead.

And he tells people to send in TTS messages that repeat those claims and mock Kurt, and then allows them to be played without moderating them.
The claim was repeated so many times in the stream yesterday alone, it is insane.

I guess he is deluded enough to think that Kurt is going to be his Maddox and he can somehow ride fighting with Kurt into being something again. Or else he is trying to get his channel struck so that he doesn't have to stream anymore as part of probation.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I guess he is deluded enough to think that Kurt is going to be his Maddox and he can somehow ride fighting with Kurt into being something again. Or else he is trying to get his channel struck so that he doesn't have to stream anymore as part of probation.

I imagine all it would take to get his channel struck is a list of the timestamps at which Nick is playing TOS violating TTS messages and Kurt reporting them as a Youtube creator, because they are targeting him.

I am actually surprised that it has not happened yet.

Supertips.gg offering Judge Bev and Karen Read as options also won't end well for them once discovered. I do not think a presiding judge will take well to being used for mockery on Youtube, especially not THIS judge who takes herself way too seriously.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Patrick "The Queen!!!" Melton appears to have obtained some kind of Aaron-related memorabilia. I'm guessing April Anderson's wedding ring?

This will not work, Nick. You are way too old for Melton.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Nick is only capable of punching down. That's a fact jack

His withered little fists wouldn’t make it through Jim’s turtle shell anyway. No point in wasting those brief bursts of energy when there are still bulls to suck.

 

[AnOminous]

the best thing for nick would be 8 weeks in alaska with no internet connectivity, basically let his dopamine levels recover

That might work for normie levels of cocaine abuse, but Nick has probably fried them to the point it would take a year or more, and they're probably never coming back to normal. He may be permanently doomed to a life of being completely incapable of enjoying anything.

And fuck him, the subhuman piece of shit. I hope his life is a living Hell.

 

[ddlloo]

I guess he is deluded enough to think that Kurt is going to be his Maddox and he can somehow ride fighting with Kurt into being something again. Or else he is trying to get his channel struck so that he doesn't have to stream anymore as part of probation.

Nah, he's just a seething addict trying to show everyone just how much better he is than his enemies. It really is as shrimple as that.

 

[Soapmore]

We can only hope MNPublicRecords has something salacious to puff up the day.

And in Las Vegas... HACKAMANIA: The Snakening

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Marc Randazza proclaims he has been payed $386,282.65 to badly defend his client Nick Rekieta.

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From the Monty thread, Nick has paid his lawyer, Marc Randazza, almost $400k to try to defend Nick's right to call Montagraph a vile term. The figure comes from Randazza himself.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

>loud and obnoxious
>neglects his children
>gets high on anything he can get his hands on
>lies easily
Nick Rekieta is a nigger.

 

[Drama Trauma]

The anniversery of his pillstream and arrest is getting closer. Will he "celebrate" it? Maybe we see something juicy from @MNPublicRecords?

 

[Not Even Twice]

Trust Nick to get caught yelling at his kid on camera, then try and earn goodwill by doing a 1D chess move of instructing his kids to "show up asking for help so I can prove I'm a great dad!" only to have it backfire as all it shows is that he still isn't putting clean clothes on his children in between taking bathroom breaks and sounding like the Judge from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

And the lies, the constant fucking lies. I'm by no means Kayla's biggest fan, but it's no wonder she ended up being such a mental destitute. I can't imagine what it's like to constantly, day after day after day, having to live with Nick's lies and ACKCHYUALLY! corrections all the time. Not to mention he seems to get off on being physically intimidating/abusive to things he feels stronger than. Kids, racoons, skunks - maybe Kayla.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Is the cat a scottish fold? If so, why that particular type of cat? Is there some story I don't know behind it?

It's a dead meme. During coof when everything went online a clip went viral of a boomer lawyer from Texas freaking out a bit during a court hearing on zoom because he accidentally had a cat filter on and couldn't figure out how to turn it off:

 

[Fapcop]

@Fapcop can you confirm that you were the 4am ramen craving?

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This needs to be framed and hung up in the Louvre!

 

[Melty Butter]

I don't see any logic in Nick's behavior at all.
Fucking with Kurt, Sean, Nate and doing all that while trying to stream an ongoing court case.

I recently updated a friend on the Supertips system and this issue. Her response was great.

"Oh, yeah, and that's always worked. Fucking around with a bunch of lawyers with a sketchy, janky AI system that's not been legally tested by a guy on probation."

The irony is that the Supertips system could work, and it can be very, very funny. Whoever is writing all those Ronnie O'Neal Supertips on Nick's stream is hilarious. He/she is far funnier than Nick will ever be.

Alphabet/YT should replicate it with a proper TOS. IANAL, but I imagine that would involve a combination of: flashing words on-screen that say 'This is AI parody!', permission from those being parodied, a proper cut to the platform hosting and/or those being parodied, etc.

Sorry for the dumb question but as I understand it if he fails probation he goes to jail for 28 days. What happens if he does so and gets out and fails again? More jail time?

Not a dumb question. The answer is twofold.

1) What @Strix454 said, and the AI answer is accurate. It jives with my deep dives into MN law and Reddit (r/probation) in which people discuss it.


2) Problem: It's a pretty opaque system. The questions must be asked,

• How are POs incentivized?'
• Does the system want to go through the headache of doing any of these things if Nick violates his probation?

Kandiyohi County freely publishes its stats, which are compatible with most people on probation throughout the state.

For those on probation for 4 years (no stats for 5 years), the "success" rate is about 70%. It's a little unclear what happens to the 30% who fail.

For Nick, I could go both ways on the matter.

- On one hand they might be more vigilant and strict because he's pissed off virtually everyone in the County and has 5 kids.

- On the other hand, he's a litigious little fuck with a trust fund and no one wants the headache.