💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AltisticRight]

This guy should be in a closed psych ward.


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Hey skelly, when we refer to your NAMBLAtips as you arranging dolls to mock your former fake "friends", it wasn't a compliment.
What's with this "fat kid taking my toys away" comment? Was the teacher that confiscated his transformer toy fat? Doesn't skelly larp as the big mean bully that shove nerddorks in lockers? So now Kurt is the mean bully taking Skelly's gay little dolls away?

Pathetic. How does a MAN over 40 type this garbage out and not immediately overdose on his homosexuality?

unless he murders someone or something

Justice for Cooney and Skunky, the innocent critters snuffed by the menace of Minnesota.

 

[Fapcop]

That's what the nanny was for, until Rackets probably perved on her too hard. I bet they have a reputation in the city and couldn't even find a sitter that wasn't their family.

I can just picture Nick taking out a super skimpy outfit for her when they were going to go hunt for Easter eggs, and suggest that it’s be really FUNNY if she went dressed up as a slutty bunny.

 

[PhoBingas]

I can just picture Nick taking out a super skimpy outfit for her when they were going to go hunt for Easter eggs, and suggest that it’s be really FUNNY if she went dressed up as a slutty bunny.

"Wouldn't it be FUNNY and WEIRD if you put on this latex bunny costume and stick this tail thing up your asshole?"

 

[HenryRollinsLiar]

I can just picture Nick taking out a super skimpy outfit for her when they were going to go hunt for Easter eggs, and suggest that it’s be really FUNNY if she went dressed up as a slutty bunny.

He was probably prancing around her in his gay short shorts. Sitting in chairs facing her spread-eagle allowing his balldo to peek out.

 

[sherwoods110]

The nanny was disgusted by the lifestyle, she was a sweetheart and our arrangement creeped her out. Nick thought nobody knew, everyone could tell.

Those kids probably loved that nanny to pieces. I am sure they were devastated when she left.

 

[Molag Bal]

I've been out of the loop with Rekieta for too long.
Where is the 'he is a pedophile' stuff coming from? Is it just because of his association with Melton or did he say/do something to indicate that?
Also I just want to say or repeat that I think the concept of stayed sentences like the one Nick got and also the one Ralph got before him is gay. It doesn't accomplish repentance and redemption like it is intended to, it's basically just an actual real-life get-out-of-jail-free card that works just like in Monopoly, where you can get caught committing a felony, admit to the felony before a sitting judge, and walk away like nothing happened. It's actually even more op than in monopoly because at least in the board game, unless you got your hands on a goojf-card IN ADVANCE and if you don't already have it when you get caught, you have to go to jail. In real life, you can apparently just ask the prosecution for a card after you've been caught and they will give you one.
I know you're itching to argue that he now has to abide all these restrictions but let's be honest, no he doesn't, and we know he doesn't because he isn't. Have you heard him talk in all those clips? He's obviously on something. He's obviously right back to taking drugs.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Where is the 'he is a pedophile' stuff coming from?

Melton has made several very terrible bits about fucking kids. He defended AI CP at length during a debate and he harassed Aaron Imholte by sexualising his daughter repeatedly until his ex-wife and the stepdad had to step in and tell Melton to stop. Most of this info is available in his thread OP

 

[Stiffy]

Now we just wait and see what unfolds at Fatrick's pedo NAMBLA Convention this weekend.
I heard even Rear (formerly Redbar) will have fool watchers observing and filming in Vegas.
Still think there should be a poll of possible Nick outcomes this weekend.
Although I feel like I read somewhere he can only stay a day? He'll be on Karl's This Little Piggy tomorrow.

 

[AnOminous]

What's with this "fat kid taking my toys away" comment? Was the teacher that confiscated his transformer toy fat? Doesn't skelly larp as the big mean bully that shove nerddorks in lockers? So now Kurt is the mean bully taking Skelly's gay little dolls away?

Nick is too dumb to realize this but he basically just admitted to his real school experience. He is such a weak skelly pussy that he was the nerd who got swirlied in toilets and slammed into lockers and it was a fat little dude who did it, because that is how weak Nick is.

Nick's bully?

The original Kiwi Farmer.

Semper Fidelis, Butch!

 

[PhoBingas]

I've been out of the loop with Rekieta for too long.
Where is the 'he is a pedophile' stuff coming from? Is it just because of his association with Melton or did he say/do something to indicate that?

Feeding his daughter blow, her new-found behavior issues as of a year or so, her sleeping in their bed and fuck-know how many degenerates coming in and out of the house. I'm sure others can offer more insight, I'm only in and out of the thread, not following it religiously.
Nigga turned into a coom junkie, and just like real junkies they need more extreme shit to get to the same level of "feeling good" as they previously did.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Imagine living in a small town where everyone knows everyone's business and your business is as scummy and trashy as the life of the Cuckieta family. I'd just eat a Glock.

I said months ago, post-arrest that Nick should seriously consider taking Vitamin S. And for those who thought that was an extreme opinion, I have been vindicated since then.

 

[Captain Manning]

Bro just be honest at this point and say you fucking hate Aaron. No one's going to look at you weird for having your "thing", @Captain Manning is the Dear John guy and @Fapcop literally wants to fuck Qayla. We're all unhinged autists following this shitshow.

I think I've been extraordinarily rational and thoughtful throughout this whole thing, TBH. Much to the chagrin, I'm sure, of Balldoguards who were probably hoping I'd wig out and/or kill myself for daring to defy their lord, master, and god... before being proven absolutely correct about Nick and ultimately taking the W.

I also feel like I am in the minority in this thread in the sense that I have not told him to kill himself. Whereas you'd think I'd be close to the head of that particular line.

Look, it's Nick fucking Rekieta. He's absolute scum. He's not worth getting that MATI over. He's like Ralph now. You can sit on your ass and do absolutely nothing, and he's GOING to fuck up. Probably soon too. Again. No external stimuli required.

I saw this in the chat the other night...



When the foremost Ralphamale lore expert on KF (@Haru Okumura) declares that Nick has almost gone full Ralphamale, that's not a good prognosis.

Comparing that to a pedophile and a drug abusing child neglector, yeah I'm sorry I don't think Aaron looks as bad.

I agree.

I've been out of the loop with Rekieta for too long.
Where is the 'he is a pedophile' stuff coming from? Is it just because of his association with Melton or did he say/do something to indicate that?

If you are talking about the quote above from @Dan of Steel, Melton is the pedo, and Nick is the drug abusing child neglecter. There is no credible evidence Nick himself is a pedo, but he's plenty of other awful things.

 

[Stiffy]

I think I've been extraordinarily rational and thoughtful throughout this whole thing, TBH. Much to the chagrin, I'm sure, of Balldoguards who were probably hoping I'd wig out and/or kill myself for daring to defy their lord, master, and god... before being proven absolutely correct about Nick and taking the W.

I also feel like I am in the minority in this thread in the sense that I have not told him to kill himself. Whereas you'd think I'd be close to the head of that particular line.

Look, it's Nick fucking Rekieta. He's absolute scum. He's not worth getting that MATI over. He's like Ralph now. You can sit on your ass and do absolutely nothing, and he's GOING to fuck up. Probably soon too. Again. No external stimuli required.

I saw this in the chat the other night...

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When the foremost Ralphamale lore expert on KF (@Haru Okumura) declares that Nick has almost gone full Ralphamale, that's not a good prognosis.


I agree.


If you are talking about the quote above from @Dan of Steel, Melton is the pedo, and Nick is the drug abusing child neglecter.

Not so fast, we really don't know Nick Rekieta's full sexual proclivities. This is the faggot who wore a teen sized Sailor Moon outfit, and has a fetish for petite blonde female porn stars with the bodies of prepubescent boys.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Given that he’s an exhibitionist and extremely defiant, I’m totally certain he gets a different type of high from being regular high on stream.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick wants to imply that he made Ramen at 4am this morning as he was having sex with his wife, so they got hungry.

But Nick? You were in Fatrick MAPton's chat from between 2:13am til 3:23am

So buddy, were you watching your new e-boyfriend on your phone while getting pegged?
Or was your first thought of Melton between rounds of failed Viagra doses and sad half-dozen pumps?
Imagine being Kayla in bed, trying to sleep or fuck your husband, and all you can hear is clips of Aaron and Melton alogging eachother.

Nick really is mentally ill, I vote to add the "Schizocow" tag to this thread

 

[AnOminous]

If you are talking about the quote above from @Dan of Steel, Melton is the pedo, and Nick is the drug abusing child neglecter. There is no credible evidence Nick himself is a pedo, but he's plenty of or other awful things.

Well, I certainly wouldn't call Nick a child molesting pedophile. There's no evidence of that. That said, he kind of looks like a pedophile. If you saw a photograph of this greasy freak in a sex offender registry as a dude who molested kids, you wouldn't think "this guy doesn't belong in this photograph collection." I mean look at him.

I mean if I knew nothing about Cuckieta at all and I saw this picture and he was accused of raping kids, I wouldn't doubt it for a minute.

I'm not saying he actually did it, of course. I'm just saying he definitely LOOKS like a depraved pervert who would molest kids.

That's just, like, my opinion, man. I'm not saying it's true. I'm just saying Nick LOOKS like a child molester, and for some reason, everyone he associates with, like Diddler Dax, Pedomelt, Vito the Pedo, for some reason, they're all pedophiles.

That doesn't mean anything. It's guilt by association, right?

Still, why? Why does he look and act like this?

Why did he dose his 8 year old daughter with cocaine?

Nobody knows. I guess we just have to extend benefit of the doubt.

This entire post has been a parody and clearly does not state anything factual.

Still. Just look at him.

 

[Fapcop]

Well, I certainly wouldn't call Nick a child molesting pedophile. There's no evidence of that.

On the other hand, it is a little WEIRD and not funny, how he constantly talks about little kids penises and assholes.

Sure, could just be a shitty sense of humor stuck in the Howard Stone era of early 2000s, but I’m just saying. There are convicted pedophiles out there who talk less about fucking kids than Nick Rekieta.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick really is mentally ill, I vote to add the "Schizocow" tag to this thread

Strong disagree.

Either give him back "Balldo," or go whole hog and give him "Horrorcow."

He has absolutely earned Horrorcow.

I know people suffering from Schizophrenia who are decent people with a strong sense of morality. They are messed up in the brain, but not to the extent you would claim they are bad people.

Terry A. Davis was unironically loved and appreciated by the Farms. With nobody wishing him ill will. He was a Schizocow. Nick is no Terry A. Davis.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Strong disagree.

Either give him back "Balldo," or go whole hog and give him "Horrorcow."

He has absolutely earned Horrorcow.

I know people suffering from Schizophrenia who are decent people with a strong sense of morality. They are messed up in the brain, but not to the extent you would claim they are bad people.

Terry A. Davis was unironically loved and appreciated by the Farms. With nobody wishing him ill will. He was a Schizocow. Nick is no Terry A. Davis.

Give him back Balldo, it’s truly the only word to describe the Balldoman.

 

[Lian Xing]

I'm not saying he actually did it, of course. I'm just saying he definitely LOOKS like a depraved pervert who would molest kids.

He looks like he should be lined up next to Jimmy Saville. That was a guy who had fun, right?