💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
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Nick got called out in Karmic’s chat on feeding his daughter coke, on being a cuck, and on being on minimum wage with his current donos. Someone had guessed in the thread that he’d cope by saying Supertips was making bank for him and that’s EXACTLY what he did. Nick got bullied so hard he said he had to run and catch a flight. Pretty sure his flight isn’t for several hours.
Nodak is a faggot shut-in who lives in Bismarck, ND. He’s the platonic ideal of a nobody.
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That was me:
It wasn't exactly a difficult prediction.
And here's another one:
It's going to bite him in the ass. Nick is gonna do something super stupid on YouTube, they will see they are being "cheated" out of superchat revenue by this pedotips crap, and they'll pull the plug. He's gonna lose his YouTube channel.
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Kiwifarms deepstate blackhat superhackers pull off the audacious, intensive task of comparing a public statement against YouTube chat timelogs available via public API
When will the invasive obsession with Nick's life end, fat stalker nerd childs!
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It makes sense as he suffers more inhalent/drug abuse related brain damage he would get worse at lying.
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Just want to add that Nick targeting Karmic really shows what a husk of a human he is. Karmic is a naive rube from northern Minnesota who can’t handle his liquor but its an overall earnest, humble guy. This of course made Melton and his fag followers pounce on Karmic, including immediately doxing him and doing multi-hour snipes while poking at him.
And of course Nick was only too eager to join in Melton’s scalp hunt, pretending to be a nice guy to Karmic (who was drunk and couldn’t see through it). As soon as he left Karmic’s chat, Nick was in Melton’s chat flogging completely fabricated bullshit about Karmic being on coke, meth, or both. (This was an all-night endeavor, but naturally Nick fucking lied and the next day said he’d been asleep until he was awakened at 4AM by Kayla’s ramen request.)
It’s the adult version of bullying the most harmless kid in the school because he’s easy prey. Only the most pathetic validation-hungry cunts would join in. That’s why Nick jumped in immediately. He’ll do anything to impress Melton at this point. It’s a shame Melton won’t do anything funny with that leverage, but alogging Aaron is more important to him. (Nobody has told him he’s allowed to shit on them both and he’ll never figure it out for himself.)
And of course Nick was only too eager to join in Melton’s scalp hunt, pretending to be a nice guy to Karmic (who was drunk and couldn’t see through it). As soon as he left Karmic’s chat, Nick was in Melton’s chat flogging completely fabricated bullshit about Karmic being on coke, meth, or both. (This was an all-night endeavor, but naturally Nick fucking lied and the next day said he’d been asleep until he was awakened at 4AM by Kayla’s ramen request.)
It’s the adult version of bullying the most harmless kid in the school because he’s easy prey. Only the most pathetic validation-hungry cunts would join in. That’s why Nick jumped in immediately. He’ll do anything to impress Melton at this point. It’s a shame Melton won’t do anything funny with that leverage, but alogging Aaron is more important to him. (Nobody has told him he’s allowed to shit on them both and he’ll never figure it out for himself.)
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Here's my prediction. Nick's set is going to be cringe as fuck. He's clearly not sleeping (possibly genuine PTSD by having his career nuked, not even meming) and abusing modafinil and Adderall to compensate.
It's going to catch up to him, hard. The nervousness or excitement of stage work is going to punch his narcolepsy into overdrive. He'll either be nearly asleep on stage or abuse the above drugs hard, overcompensate and be jittery as fuck.
We can only hope MNPublicRecords has something salacious to puff up the day.
It's going to catch up to him, hard. The nervousness or excitement of stage work is going to punch his narcolepsy into overdrive. He'll either be nearly asleep on stage or abuse the above drugs hard, overcompensate and be jittery as fuck.
We can only hope MNPublicRecords has something salacious to puff up the day.
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Aaron Imholte and now this Karmic nobody prove: Rekieta is now a jobber for youtubers to level up on.
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I'm not planning on doing anything with it, I just think it's neat and want to save it
Reminds me of that one sided beef that Juju The Cow has with Eric July. In this case, Nick is Riley and hopefully he will end up behind bars too in the near future.
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Nick is on the quest to make very irrelevant youtubers known by farms, first Aaron, then Pedolton and rest of the circle, now Karmic, congratulation Nick, the only thing you can claim contribution, making some nobodies known for 5mins.
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From "The Rekieta Chronicles"
It was well-known Qayla preferred @ItsAaronIgnoreMe to the Balldo. It wasn't bent vs. limp. It wasn't the cum eating contest. It wasn't even who looked the coolest in the cuck chair. It was an old fashioned haute cuisine iron chef challenge where 2 master chefs went tip-to-tip as they were wont to do: Balldo got too excited and prematurely pulled the water off the stove and ruined his most sophisticated dish. Meanwhile, the 60 second man had timed and tuned his masterpiece to Qayla's sophisticated palette. And just like that, Chef Aaron Boyardee had satisfied her with Spaghetios (with meat balldos). Qayla soon loved watching the Boyardee's creativity come through in his dishes. Sometimes w/ meatballs, sometimes without. Qayla was already impressed with how the Boyardee was able to change the noodles from the lowercase "l" to both upper and lowercase "O"s when one day, Aaron created a 26 letter alphabet; 6 more than she knew existed. Nick's limp raman "l" was more than a metaphor that day. He knew that Qayla appreciated fine dining but he always thought the dream "cuck" dish would be jamaican chicken served on his noodle raman bed spiced with his own jerk. He even dreamed of Aaron eating his jerk with him and Qayla.
But the Balldo was denied. Qayla no longer ate his raman or his jerk. He had to settle for the Ape. She couldn't spell so the Boyardee appeal was lost on her which was just as well. Raman gave her yeast infections but she loved his jerk. Balldo's fondest memories was watching April pretend she was Aaron when she ate his jerk. Hearing her gargle "Another win for the toe" was almost as pleasurable as imagining the Jamaican boys railing Qayla while she used her sophisticated palette while moaning "Mandy."
It was almost a year after losing the chef's challenge that Nick printed out that infamous sext message from Qayla to Aaron. He took out his pen and changed "Aaron" to "Nick" where she talked cooking creativity and he mailed it to the judge. It was at that moment Nick realized the main character flaw that was the basis for everything that had gone wrong in his life. He needed answers. He could not go forward without confronting them. So he reached for his phone and called the person most responsible for enabling him and asked: "Mom, how come you never taught me to make Spaghettioes?? What kind of a whore mother doesn't teach their son this? Even Aaron knows how to make them." And he hung up and cried knowing he had once again exposed his mothers shortcoming. She couldn't improve herself without his help.
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Speaking of...
Has anybody noticed that he HASN'T gone after Jim? I don't know if he's said thing one about Jim. Even though Jim was highly critical of him.
It's like he'll go after anybody he perceives as smaller or weaker than him, but he knows "Sweety Squad" will fuck up his shit.
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That picture is still so funny.
Right: Zombed out pill fiend, has no idea where she is and what is going on.
Middle: Cuck Youtuber who knows he is fucked.
Right: Bawled out eyes of the naive Minnesota 6 who was caught up in all this by accident.
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So, is this correct?
They're passing this wedding ring around like some kind of cursed heirloom imbued with the powers of Chris Chan's Sonichu talisman. I hope this means Meltonne croaks or starts spiralling too.
(I also used the "modern pride flag" because it's a convoluted faggot mess. The older one looked much better, especially without crossdressing sex pests on it.)
Nah, Chinese. Ramen comes from 拉麵 which is pronounced lah mien.
Similar to Japanese Ramen, Chinese ramen differs by the region. The dish itself follows the standard of "noodles with nice broth and toppings". Chinese ramen typically uses tamely flavoured broth (opposed to heavier tonkotsu types, think of miso with soy sauce, Chinese use beef/chicken etc broth), features lots of shallots, coriander (ew) etc and one type of protein such as beef, crab meat and the such; instead of chashu (叉燒 cha shao, also Chinese... Japanese ones are fattier, they're both delicious).
Similar to Japanese Ramen, Chinese ramen differs by the region. The dish itself follows the standard of "noodles with nice broth and toppings". Chinese ramen typically uses tamely flavoured broth (opposed to heavier tonkotsu types, think of miso with soy sauce, Chinese use beef/chicken etc broth), features lots of shallots, coriander (ew) etc and one type of protein such as beef, crab meat and the such; instead of chashu (叉燒 cha shao, also Chinese... Japanese ones are fattier, they're both delicious).
That's still his wife, he thought it could be patched up instead of parting ways. They're obviously in a complicated relationship. I don't want to sound like an utter faggot but people don't know how emotions fly unless they're put in this kind of crap mess. There's nothing wrong with what he tried to do.
If he shows up to Pedomania to try and get Ape back, then sure, he's an even bigger, more pathetic cuck than he already is. That's an achievement, because no man can beat "getting cucked by an emaciated bisexual skeleton", as no man can beat "getting cucked by a washed radio shockjock that streams to 350 people". They can only defeat each other.
"Another win for the toe" is becoming "Andy Warski livestreamed CP". Just let it go man. Aaron will step on rakes with or without people reminding us of his pathetic antics. For the sake of his kids, I wish him the best though.
Here's my other two cents:
This relationship was never going to work out. Seriously, the wedding was officiated at some trashy Vegas chapel? Did they book Fake Elvis too?
Bro just taped the wedding ring to a piece of paper with some gay soliloquy. Guess who else did something like that?
Ethan Ralph's
gay fucking poem.Ethan Ralph
had his wedding in Vegas too.@All becomes gunt's name is highly prophetic. Every lolcow of the Sektur eventually becomes Ethan Ralph
.Seriously, fuck this gay skelly for inflicting all these retards upon us.
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I came here to ask for this.
So she went from being his side hoe to being his coke dealer. April is moving up in the world.
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There is a trick NFL players have talked about using, besides bribing the cockwatch, when they get in the league's substance abuse program. You're basically guaranteed 2 years of piss testing from how I've seen it explained. It's 2x unscheduled piss tests a week and you I have 3 (maybe 4 I forget) hours to take the test once called. It doesn't matter if the you missed the call. A missed test is a fail. I believe there is a 3(?) day minimum in between tests. You also have to notify the test company of your whereabouts like they're a PO.
What I'm talking about might still be doable for him, although I see there are some added complications these days. Nicky was willing to spend a bunch of money to be able to get fucked up while out on bail. I know he'd be willing to do this. I can't wait to see if he does it since he'll almost certainly coyly talk about it on stream thinking' he's smarter than everyone else!
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I have no idea why Nick thinks constantly reminding people about your…. Ménage-a-Trois is some epic own.
Nobody is looking at Nick as if he’s a winner who stole anything from you. Everyone looks at him like a jilted lover, who had his wife taken by another man that he facilitated.
If I was Nick, I would literally just try to bury the whole thing and act like it never happened.
It should be “Aaron who?”
Not “hahaha Aaron I gave your wedding ring to the pedophile who made valid sexual threats against your children ha ha ha ha ha ha I’m totally not obsessed with you ha ha ha ha ha”.He’s desperately trying to do a Dick Masterson/Maddox sort of thing with you, but the thing is the whole Dick and Maddox thing happened when they were both in theirearly 30s and both single men with no kids or anything. So Dick doing stunts like that was entertaining at first.
But nigga, ya got kids, you got a mortgage, your pushing 50… like stop dude.