💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Harm said:
unfit mother
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To the most hardcore manninists on this thread, I´m a Kayla apologist because I dont think a quirky benzozombie would push Nick towards his life ruination arc but she is completely useless. What the fuck she does all day? For what I understand, she doesn´t even cook.
 
Desktop User2 said:
I´m all for this nigger to be punched in the face but that begs the question: is the benzoqueen drooling on the floor since yesterday? For better or worse, this nigger is (kinda) working, cant she do the laundry or boil water? Is she that impaired?
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She's probably locked in the bedroom in the dark watching star trek 24/7
 
AncientPhosphur said:
My first thought was “maybe we should give Nick some solid reason his kid was wearing the same shirt twice” and then I remembered he fed his kid cocaine.
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Rekieta also has worn the same shirt on stream two days in a row at least once, this is back in summer 2023. I thought there were more times than this but this is the first one I found. He noticed it and mentioned it at the start of the stream and I recall that he seemed more disappointed that he didn't change shirts right before his 11pm stream than that he went 2 days without changing his shirt, which made it seem like it wasn't necessarily an unusual occurrence.

Balldo's Gate said:
Nick looks and sounds terrible compared to before his vacation. His voice has sounded totally shot all week and he mentioned at the start of his most recent stream that he just realized he was wearing the same shirt as the previous night, which appears to be the case if you look at the last two streams.

(Thursday on the left, Friday on the right.)
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Sneed Force One said:
Patrick "The Queen!!!" Melton appears to have obtained some kind of Aaron-related memorabilia. I'm guessing April Anderson's wedding ring?
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Am I missing something here? If some alog starts bragging about having their lolcow ex’s wedding ring, I’d just assume they’re an obsessed, unhinged individual who probably needs psychiatric help.

What exactly is the “gotcha” here? These people need serious help.

Also, please, remember to archive this kind of shit. Don’t forget what site you’re posting on, please.
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Is it just me or is Nick getting worse at lying? Can't even keep track of when he has pedophile playtime with Patrick Melton now. It's hard to tell though because Nick was never that good at making shit up but now he's being caught in record time.
 
In before Nick's cope "She just have dozen of the same shirt, kids love those designes so you just buy in bulk"

Also what kind of a "gotcha" is getting Arpil's ring? how fucking reatded are Aarons alogs?
 
John Andrews Stan said:
It looks like a card or letter from Aaron with a ring taped to it. This could become an interesting case similar to the copyright claim Meghan Markle won against media for publishing a letter she sent her father.
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Yeah, he explained how he got it a while back.

Oxyjen said:
April emptied her wardrobe at Aaron’s leaving only her wedding ring on a shelf.
Buying Nick’s spare house was Aaron’s idea.
Aaron wrote a poetic letter to April to try to win her back, included the ring, and Nick kept it and the ring to use in his case.
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(That was naive, I should have anticipated he’d use it for some far shittier reason)
 
Desktop User2 said:
The only thing I can think of is they are teasing her being onstage on their NAMBLA meeting in Vegas, which would be catastrophic stupid of Nick.
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Nick is such an irredeemable dickhead, there will be people there wearing hidden mics and pinhole cameras. Melton better be on his toes.
 
Desktop User2 said:
The only thing I can think of is they are teasing her being onstage on their NAMBLA meeting in Vegas, which would be catastrophic stupid of Nick.
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I think it's as simple as "Here's April's wedding ring and the letter Aaron wrote to her begging her not to leave!"

Retards that like Aaron lore go crazy for this shit
 
Sloppa said:
Nick is such an irredeemable dickhead, there will be people there wearing hidden mics and pinhole cameras. Melton better be on his toes.
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There will be a paid livestream and the Spergtopia Discord is promising to snipe it.
 
elb said:
Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday
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Uh oh stinky
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Man, here I thought I’d take a break from the paperwork mines to have a lil laugh at an internet idiot and now I’m furiously MATI at this waste of air.

I can’t imagine how filthy and abandoned these kids are on the regular if he’s not only showing the kid like this twice but ALSO using her to try to dunk on the haters showing him feeding her. Not changing clothes is so normal it doesn’t even register. I need a walk.
 
Oxyjen said:
Yeah, he explained how he got it a while back.

(That was naive, I should have anticipated he’d use it for some far shittier reason)
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Well, that's awkward. Aaron can't stop talking about how HE decided to leave the polycule because he had to do it for HIS KIDS.

You're telling me he sent a letter to Nick's place begging Nick's new live in coke whore April to come back to be his children's "forever mommy" again? :story:
 
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LEAVE APRIL ALONE!
*sniff*
How DARE you people… how DARE you talk about April Anderson like that!
She’s NOT a whore! She’s not dating me! She’s not living in some Section 8 trailer near my house! You people don’t KNOW her! You don’t KNOW what she’s been through!
She’s just a girl — a REGULAR girl — who maybe made some questionable choices but that doesn’t mean she deserves to be dragged through every KF thread and livestream comment like she’s some kind of stupid bimbo! I'm a grown, man, with a law degree and a liquor-free shelf. If I want to ramble about defamation at 3am while April sits quietly in the corner pretending not to exist — THAT’S MY RIGHT.
And April?! She has done NOTHING WRONG. She’s not trying to ruin your streams, your memes, or your midlife internet drama. She’s not in my DMs. She’s not at my house. SHE’S NOT EVEN IN MY POSTCODE.

So just STOP.
Stop with the theories.
Stop with the timestamps.
Stop trying use PIs to find her location!
LEAVE. APRIL. ALONE!!!

But yet...

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Oh? the intensely interpersonal moments of a fractious relationship of a woman I claim to admire and adore? Here you go Massa Melton!
Nick grandstands and soapboxes about Aaron revealing intimate details, but he's happy to do it back!
Has Nick stated he's going to Hackamania alone? Because I can't imagine the Slatternly Wife being impressed with this.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Well, that's awkward. Aaron can't stop talking about how HE decided to leave the polycule because he had to do it for HIS KIDS.

You're telling me he sent a letter to Nick's place begging Nick's new live in coke whore April to come back to be his children's "forever mommy" again? :story:
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No, it was before I left. He kept it, she didn't. Thats a little too gay.
 
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