💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
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They had you Nick, your child tested positive for cocaine.
Having you dead to rights and making a deal doesn't mean they don't have you.
 
Melty Butter said:
Iirc, it was @Folgers Can who documented it with a clip, but it wasn't 100% conclusive... put pretty damn close. I'm rushing atm but can find it later if FC (or someone else) doesn't find it beforehand.
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There was never a show clip relevant to verification AFAIK; alls I did was make fun of how @ItsAaronIgnoreMe's visible login activity had been matching Aaron's show schedule so neatly that it's hard to imagine how it could be a coincidence, even though theoretically anyone prone to watching the thread that frequently (up to and including Nick himself) could easily mimic that pattern on purpose. Combining that, some semi-confirmation that BBN vagueposted back in the day IIRC, the particular subject matter of what @ItsAaronIgnoreMe selects to post about or at least hang like stickers onto, and what admins are now pulling up as far as IP addresses etc., it's pretty much a 99.99% open secret at this point.

Why Aaron wouldn't just send a simple email or DM to staff for the blue checkmark is anyone's guess, but it was presumably because casting reasonable doubt on an essential element of his felony charge wouldn't exactly be helped by so overtly casting his lot with the Balldo Bunker's most vociferous serial harassers and running the risk of being cross-examined about it.

Even with that legal risk now abated the same excuse could apply to the oft-threatened civil lolsuit coming down the pike, but I'd guess that another factor all along has been that he just plain has fun with being an ambiguous tease about it, hearkening back to the old days when he joked about looking up at the camera during KCSO interrogation about "what Kiwi Farms is" and pondering whether it's a "Fight Club thing" that he's "not supposed to talk about" as though KF might have been some shady hacker collective watching him live on a cop camera. Relax, Aaron, nobody takes a humble gossip site along the lines of TMZumock on steroids quite so seriously.

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Ah yes, the evergreen "fuckboy" provision of the statute. How could the prosecutors forget?

"Your honor, we have evidence that Aaron Imholte was acting in the capacity of a 'fuckboy buckethead' in the course of his actions and move for felony charges."
 
You can practically see Nick frothing at the mouth, desperate to drag Aaron into court over any bullshit excuse he can scrape together.

“It’s not MY call”:really: —shut the fuck up, you two-faced, conniving piece of shit. You’re a snake with a script, You’ll rant to your wife, draft every word of a civil complaint yourself, then grip her hand and force her signature across the page like a puppetmaster.

And don’t insult anyone’s intelligence with this “Kayla just wants privacy” narrative. I find it hard to believe someone desperate for peace and quiet is also willing to dive headfirst into a drawn-out, invasive discovery process.

This isn’t about healing trauma—it’s about you, Nick, finding a new knife to twist. And you’ll abuse her commitment to you, to make sure she’s the one holding it when it cuts.
 
Harm said:
Ah yes, the evergreen "fuckboy" provision of the statute. How could the prosecutors forget?

"Your honor, we have evidence that Aaron Imholte was acting in the capacity of a 'fuckboy buckethead' in the course of his actions and move for felony charges."
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Aaron being proud of Kayla and showing her off must have been the biggest validation Kayla received in years.
And then Nick had to destroy that to spite her and break her spirit.
 
Folgers Can said:
There was never a show clip relevant to verification AFAIK; alls I did was make fun of how @ItsAaronIgnoreMe's visible login activity had been matching Aaron's show schedule so neatly that it's hard to imagine how it could be a coincidence, even though theoretically anyone prone to watching the thread that frequently (up to and including Nick himself) could easily mimic that pattern on purpose. Combining that, some semi-confirmation that BBN vagueposted back in the day IIRC, the particular subject matter of what @ItsAaronIgnoreMe selects to post about or at least hang like stickers onto, and what admins are now pulling up as far as IP addresses etc., it's pretty much a 99.99% open secret at this point.
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I also figure if it was a Balldoguard or a Meltonite running a gay op they would have had the account say something "I love beating women" or "Nick's cum was delicious."

You know, something gay, retarded, and super obvious like that. I've noted before that Aaron is, if nothing else, blessed with the gift of exceptionally stupid enemies.

It's almost certainly Aaron. Belated welcome to the Farms, stay safe, etc..
 
Captain Manning said:
You know, something gay, retarded, and super obvious like that. I've noted before that Aaron is, if nothing else, blessed with the gift of exceptionally stupid enemies.
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While editing Melton clips, I reached the conclusion that he speaks so slowly and with such long pauses because it's the only way that his mentally challenged fans (Aaron alogs) can perceive information.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
While editing Melton clips, I reached the conclusion that he speaks so slowly and with such long pauses because it's the only way that his mentally challenged fans (Aaron alogs) can perceive information.
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I sometimes have the impression that Melton surprises himself with what he says and he needs to stop to process it.

He is the perfect pet retard for Rekieta, because it is really hard to find someone dumber than him.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
While editing Melton clips, I reached the conclusion that he speaks so slowly and with such long pauses because it's the only way that his mentally challenged fans (Aaron alogs) can perceive information.
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The vibe I get from Melton and his amazingly retarded 'fans' is that it's a gathering of the bullied loser kids when they were in middle and high school. Their formative years were a social disaster with normal kids constantly rejecting and avoiding them. In someone like Aaron, they see the dumb jock who gave them wet willies and shoved them in lockers; and just like their school years, when the dumb jock looks their way that one time or gives them a crumb of attention, they imagine their ideal scenario in their heads with the likes of 'omg he just watched me, he's soooo obsessed with me, look at the coping'.

They can't jump in a DeLorean and undo the torment they got as teenagers, so that latent hate bubbles up towards the modern-day dumb jock and manifests into something akin to the Two Minutes Hate from Orwell's 1984.
 
Kipersonapiscesotter said:
I think something will come of it, otherwise the county police would have charged locally or dropped it just. If they pinged it to the Feds it is because it goes well beyong mere access, which state laws exist for.

Also, în situations like this, I think there has to be a consequence of both doing the crime and then broadcasting it.
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I agree with @Mr.Bucket that nothing will happen with this, sadly. I suspect Minnesota PD kicking this up to the feds is a sign they are taking it less seriously (because they don't want to deal with it) rather than more seriously (because the crimes are so serious and interstate etc.). Nick has and will continue to get away scott free with the bare minimum consequences from the justice (sic) system simply because nothing ever happens. I would love to be wrong, but I just can't imagine the feds suddenly come knocking at Nick's house over this issue. (Feel free to quote this if it actually happens.)
 
Boingboingboingboi said:
I agree with @Mr.Bucket that nothing will happen with this, sadly. I suspect Minnesota PD kicking this up to the feds is a sign they are taking it less seriously (because they don't want to deal with it) rather than more seriously (because the crimes are so serious and interstate etc.). Nick has and will continue to get away scott free with the bare minimum consequences from the justice (sic) system simply because nothing ever happens. I would love to be wrong, but I just can't imagine the feds suddenly come knocking at Nick's house over this issue. (Feel free to quote this if it actually happens.)
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I'd be cackling like a crazy wine aunt if he got perp walked and even got 1 month in county jail let alone years in fed prison.

But he was born with a silver spoon and never has had to face the real consequences of his actions up to this point.

I'm just trying to not get my hopes up since he's still free after all the shit he was arrested for last year and still going on drug and alcohol benders and bragging about it.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
While editing Melton clips, I reached the conclusion that he speaks so slowly and with such long pauses because it's the only way that his mentally challenged fans (Aaron alogs) can perceive information.
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You think Melton speaks like that because his fans are retarded and that's the only way they can keep up. I think Melton speaks like that because he's retarded and it's the only way he can keep track of his own thoughts. We are not the same.
 
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