💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Honestly prison would probably be the best thing for Nick at this point. Unlimited dudes to fuck, 3 meals a day, doesn't have to see his kids, no pressure to stream from the last of the balldo washers or to get the 5k locals gift out, and he can get fucked up every day on swish. A happy ending for everybody
 
woodedbag said:
Honestly prison would probably be the best thing for Nick at this point. Unlimited dudes to fuck, 3 meals a day, doesn't have to see his kids, no pressure to stream from the last of the balldo washers or to get the 5k locals gift out, and he can get fucked up every day on swish. A happy ending for everybody
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Also some prisoners get opportunity to study and learn law
 
woodedbag said:
Honestly prison would probably be the best thing for Nick at this point. Unlimited dudes to fuck, 3 meals a day, doesn't have to see his kids, no pressure to stream from the last of the balldo washers or to get the 5k locals gift out, and he can get fucked up every day on swish. A happy ending for everybody
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If it was a prison in a central European or Nordic country I would agree, because they have a much better reformation quota and actually work towards returning a convict as a healthy member of society, while the US prison system is primarily punitive. I would not wish a trip there to anyone but the worst of the worst, because it is likely they come out worse than they went in. (I know the blue collar cushy prisons are different, still not a good place to spend your forced rehab)

Nick needs to go into a close treatment facility without access to the internet and be forced to actually work on getting away from all his addictions, including his obsession with Aaron and creeping around social media and chatrooms every day.
 
AnOminous said:
The important decision would be whether to pursue it federally or at the state level (no opinion on that personally). The CFAA is federal and has civil remedies. Any judgment in such a case would probably not be dischargeable in bankruptcy because it's an intentional tort (and in fact an outright crime whether or not prosecuted as one).

Anyway, just something to talk to counsel about. They might advise seeing what happens with whatever the feds are doing.

I don't see why he doesn't at the very least file a bar complaint. It's free.
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Definitely pressing more his counsel about this should be a good idea, especially since Nick is mentioning so much initiating a civil lawsuit against Aaron. I am not a lawyer, but one thinks that what their investigation finds out could be relevant to Aaron if Nick ever decides to start a lolsuit.

Gobermental Supervisor said:
I am sure we can make an exception for a particularly obnoxious non-lawyer from rural Minnesota.
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I know this was a joke, but if the legal becomes relative to who you are judging, the United States will become more like Brazil. And nobody wants that.
 
Melty Butter said:
I get that, and I know I'm reaching, but bear with me... The hacking intent was to intimidate a witness in Nick's possession case. (Nick would say otherwise, but that's easily disputed.) In an ideal world, it's hard to imagine that it couldn't topple his cushy plea for possession.
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It could, but I dunno.

The issue here is that most judges seem to like it when parties reach a consensus. As the prosecutor and Nick seem to have in Nick's possession case.

I think the only way the deal for Nick here goes sour(er) is if the judge is a complete hardass and thinks the punishment is too lenient. That can happen, but I think it's pretty rare. It's like the classic "I consent, I consent, I don't" meme. Otherwise, if it's within the sentence range, they usually seem to go along with it.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
If it was a prison in a central European or Nordic country I would agree, because they have a much better reformation quota and actually work towards returning a convict as a healthy member of society, while the US prison system is primarily punitive. I would not wish a trip there to anyone but the worst of the worst, because it is likely they come out worse than they went in. (I know the blue collar cushy prisons are different, still not a good place to spend your forced rehab)

Nick needs to go into a close treatment facility without access to the internet and be forced to actually work on getting away from all his addictions, including his obsession with Aaron and creeping around social media and chatrooms every day.
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I don't care about Nick rehabilitating I just wanna keep laughing. That was just a joke at his expense in line with his lifestyle choices.
 
woodedbag said:
Honestly prison would probably be the best thing for Nick at this point.
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It would end like his rehab: opportunity to swap phone numbers with tweakers who know how to score meth.

To repeat: he's not going to a hard knocks prison, he's going to a white collar summer camp to rub elbows with other shysters, tax evaders, corrupted lolyers and such.
 
demicolon said:
To repeat: he's not going to a hard knocks prison, he's going to a white collar summer camp to rub elbows with other shysters, tax evaders, corrupted lolyers and such.
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Possibly not even that. Don't get me wrong, it would be neat if it happened, but we should probably curb our enthusiasm a little. At least until/unless an indictment drops.

I keep seeing news stories about weirdos threatening to kill Trump (both on and off-site), so I think maybe the FBI has a lot on their plate right now.
 
I dont think prison or rehab would have an effect on Nick. But it would be good for his family if he just went away for a while.

Nick is a real hardcore addict at this point. Nothing scares him and nothing matters to him. Rehab only really works if you want to change or save yourself or have something in life you care about other than yourself. He has already cooked his brain and wrecked his body through "weight loss".

Even if you put him in a tough prison, the only thing likely to happen is that he would come out of it even more gay and not scared of prison anymore.
 
Captain Manning said:
Possibly not even that. Don't get me wrong, it would be neat if it happened, but we should probably curb our enthusiasm a little. At least until/unless an indictment drops.

I keep seeing news stories about weirdos threatening to kill Trump (both on and off-site), so I think maybe the FBI has a lot on their plate right now.
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I think it is probably nailed on if the county investigated AND THEN transferred to the FBI. The investigator Aaron's lawyer hired had no doubt wrapped this with a bow.

That's cos when you commit crimes it isn't a good idea to admit them and your thought process on video.

At this stage I'd be surprised if it goes nowhere.
 
@Kipersonapiscesotter Excellent work on the sentencing stuff, but I think you're shooting low. From what Ive seen of federal criminal stuff they will charge anyone they can with interference with judicial process type charges. If Nick gets charged I think one of the primary motivating factors will be to hit him with some kind of 18 U.S.C. § 15[XX] (I.E I don't know exactly which one) charge about doing the CFAA stuff primarily to gain an advantage in his criminal case and to try and mess with Aaron's cases.
 
Captain Manning said:
In case you haven't noticed, his new audience is almost all lolberts. That argument resonates with them. People like Grifty and CGoody. They think drugs should be legal. He's going with that argument because he is a fellow traveler, but also because that is the only group that is willing to give him any modicum of sympathy now.

I like the libertarians that bitch about things like Civil Asset Forfeiture. Which isn't even really a "libertarian issue," but more of a "how the fuck is it still legal for the government to do this?" issue.

The ones that bitch about roads, and taxes, and the age of consent, and DRUGS are almost always unhinged fags. Like Nick.

(Null is generally pretty libertarian, but once said on MATI has said he can't identify as one because of all the idiocy surrounding the label, and I think that's a smart move).
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There’s been discussion earlier in this thread that Nick is a libertine. Just reiterating that because it’s true.
 
AltisticRight said:
Update: styles are fucked which removes the silly tick icon (@Potentially Criminal lost his, so did Mitsufan etc.), but I got the admins to verify @ItsAaronIgnoreMe. He never personally confirmed but with the information he's privy to, I'm fairly confident. Also he posts from Minnesota.
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I believe he confirmed it on his show the last time we had this discussion.
Maybe @Melty Butter remembers when and where that was as our resident STMS expert.
 
waffle said:
@Kipersonapiscesotter Excellent work on the sentencing stuff, but I think you're shooting low. From what Ive seen of federal criminal stuff they will charge anyone they can with interference with judicial process type charges. If Nick gets charged I think one of the primary motivating factors will be to hit him with some kind of 18 U.S.C. § 15[XX] (I.E I don't know exactly which one) charge about doing the CFAA stuff primarily to gain an advantage in his criminal case and to try and mess with Aaron's cases.
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I think I did ok with the points score, but it would be awesome if @Potentially Criminal can check.

But I am ignorant on what other counts can be. I know in federal they like to group things.
 
Sloppa said:
Am I mistaken or did a member of Rekieta's family post a picture of a sex-swing when they listed their house for sale on a property website (can't find the post/don't remember the exact details), if this is true, it would add more weight to the theory of someone interfering with Nick when he was young.
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northstar747 said:
yes and no

The property listing was real

The property was not his parents.

It was a joke and a funny one.
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
This is why fake bullshit posts should be immediately sweeped out by a Janny.
Otherwise they make their way into the Balldo lore because they seem so plausible.

The pictures were from a random house listed for sale.
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Someone link me to the original post of that silly joke, I will add a disclaimer for the retards.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
I believe he confirmed it on his show the last time we had this discussion.
Maybe @Melty Butter remembers when and where that was as our resident STMS expert.
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Iirc, it was @Folgers Can who documented it with a clip, but it wasn't 100% conclusive... put pretty damn close. I'm rushing atm but can find it later if FC (or someone else) doesn't find it beforehand.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
I believe he confirmed it on his show the last time we had this discussion.
Maybe @Melty Butter remembers when and where that was as our resident STMS expert.
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I can't remember if he explicitly confirmed it, but I know there was a point where people were commenting that he was handing out "like" stickers and the next show he did had a "sticker shock" joke.

I was like at the 99% mark that it's him after that.
 
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