Took her 10 months to pay $14.
Is she as broke as Ethan Ralph?
Coke whores are broke because they spend the $14 on coke.
You know what, though? She paid her debt. Which is more than Nick Moneybags Rekieta can say.
Apparently there's more to this than just catching up on an old court fee, because going off the
statewide court fee schedule any past fee would have been $295.00 or $75.00 had she even filed any answer or motion for a temporarily contested case, which she never did:
Instead the $14.00 paid on April 3rd could only have been to purchase a certified copy of something, most likely the final stipulated decree:
It's also notable that she never filed a written request for the certified copy to be mailed to her as would be the standard practice seen in other cases, meaning she (or perhaps someone pretending to be her licensed "attorney") must have personally driven all the way to the Willmar courthouse to purchase the certified copy over the counter in a hurry. For anyone to have gone to all that trouble, there must be something new going on bringing occasion for it. That's anyone's guess but there are only a few common reasons to even need a certified copy of a divorce decree:
1. To have it in a recordable form to update title to real property, which wouldn't apply here since she never had an interest in the Saint Cloud house, the divorce paperwork doesn't show her ever having been a spousal cosigner for any refinance of the Saint Cloud house, and Aaron dodged a bullet by not buying the whore shed to put half in her name like she wanted;
2. To file it with the DMV to update title to a motor vehicle, which shouldn't apply here since the truck Aaron bought for her was (IIRC) titled in her name already;
3. To file it alongside a marriage application to prove absence of bigamy, which shouldn't apply here since skelly wouldn't even start his own divorce in order to marry April until quite awhile after sentencing, and the short three months since sale of the whore shed would be a pretty quick turnaround for her to fool some other poor sucker into putting a ring on it (
); or
4. To produce it to the DMV for a driver's license update, to an employer's payroll department, or to a bank or other account administrators, solely to implement her name change wherever possible, to lessen the number of people that may see her married name and stumble upon its horrifying google results.
It's probably just #4, but fingers crossed that it's #3 because Nick's reaction to it would be much funnier.
Okay, why don't
they block each other? Brokeback Mountain is getting boring.
It may have been worth it just to watch what happens when the self-proclaimed "social media expert" for once forgets to tag the usual gaggle of MAPton orbiters it takes to ensure that a rough majority of responses rise to his defense, and instead his misguided attempt at flying solo just invited one of his worst Xitter shellackings in recent memory:
As if that wholesale abandonment by his once-formidable army of 159K Xitter followers wasn't going to make him seethe enough, of course he had to crawl back to his hidey-hole for more radio silence ever since the coup de grace:
How is constantly subjecting himself to this cruel and unusual punishment supposed to get him in the right "mental state" to stream on Friday?
