Nothing. ChatGPT is well known for making shit up out of nothing and stating it with the utmost confidence.
I doubt this loser has ever sold enough even to get past the advance and start getting royalties. I'm going with Nikki's parents. After all, there's no other source for how they paid Quasi. Even that's almost unbelievable considering that Pat squandered so much of their money and yet they're willing to fund him cave-diving with expensive cell phones on vacations, fund him wallowing in drunkenness every day, shitty Rustangs, and all the other stuff.
My guess would be he's seen a copy of the feds sentencing memorandum which lays out the basic facts of the case along with what sentence they recommend and why.
Does this mean the floodgates are finally open and soon we'll all be joining him?
I actually agree with Rick here, I hope he's naming names from his client list so those too can enjoy prison. Him saying that though creates some more doubt for me that he hasn't actually been self SWATTing but with a dumb fat liar like Rick who knows, and the entire thing is still too convenient. Maybe he's just super sure him murdering his phone in Mexico killed all the evidence.
In the depths of the insanity that is the Tomlinson saga I had almost forgotten how he and Jackie attempted to ruin some random guy's life because she happened to google his Twitter account.
He has a license, but when exactly? He can't possibly be doing it on normal hours.
I choose to believe that he should have gotten much more, but they went easy on him because he also swatted Patrick Tomlinson.
lol looking through torswat thread is it always funny to see pat with the same old threats, year after year. like 3 years ago this stalker child website was going DOWN.
Yes, Russell Galen, who represented numerous famous SF authors including Philip K. Dick.
They don't hire ghostwriters for nobodies. They're generally for otherwise famous people who just aren't writers, and even then, outright ghostwriting is a lot less common than [FAMOUS DUDE] with [nonfamous ghostwriter] on the jacket.
You try blowing/getting cornholed by all those rodeo cowboys for years and remembering who, where, and when.
I'm not a zoologist but I think FFWBTs often don't make good life choices, which is the primary factor in how they became FFWBTs.
So they modeled it off Pat and Snackie? I had no idea.
fatrickbros...
Maybe he was referring to the retinue of liveried men at arms, butlers, and bitchtitted french maids who work at the palatial Moon estate
Honestly its kind of a shame that literal and figurative nigger's existence is eclipsed by the literal and figurative mass of fatrick. His grift was so unfathomably blatant and on the nose it genuinely looked like some angry parody of woke grifting from the daily wire and was so hilariously cynical and scummy in its approach yet utterly unchallengeable because Ooga intentionally maxxed out the DEI checklist.
Well that doesn't seem fair.This guy committed hundreds of actual crimes and only got 4 years. I don't think us stalker childs that only committed imaginary crimes will be enjoying prison
I got $500 says Pats plagiarized Tiny Tim book won't be out for Christmas 2025.
