💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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femoralcanal said:
She's flinging shit everywhere like a drunk monkey with Parkinson's during a seizure attack.
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And even Rick, if not, ten times more retarded than Jax, because of 1.7 GPA, a big mouth, bad breath, greasiness, homosexuality and a big ego. Remember the multiple attempts where he flings his shit everywhere when he faildoxes certain pests?

These two should have dunce caps as awards for their severe retardation. Rick does it the way of an obese pig screaming and squealing infernally whilst drunk, like if he tries to take a huge shit in his rundown, shit-stained toilet and have sugars and beer-stank myoglobin.
 
NaggotFigger said:
These two should have dunce caps as awards for their severe retardation.
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What are the odds the two people on this planet with the most incredible combination of:

1) Hilarious retardation
2) Unbelievable gullibility
3) Relentless energy, and
4) Psychotic Ego-driven desire for vengeance

would meet each other and dance for our amusement?? And some people still say there's no God... not only He exists, I'm sure He has a Twitter account posing as PCJ's Ghost Dong.
NaggotFigger said:
Rick does it the way of an obese pig screaming and squealing infernally whilst drunk, like if he tries to take a huge shit in his rundown, shit-stained toilet and have sugars and beer-stank myoglobin
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I don't know if your autocorrect changed something else to "myoglobin", but that entire description was gold lol.
 
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NaggotFigger said:
bad breath
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I am not disagreeing that his breath is most likely an unpleasant combination of aromas such as long pig, cheap nasty beer flavored fizzy drink product, decay and a hint of jizz, but has it actually been confirmed by someone in the wild?

That sci fi writer whom Rick attempted to intimidate/fight while drunk might have said something?

Granted everyone who has a couple to many and gets in a state like that will have that characteristic stale ale on their breath, but did he confirm if it was nastier than a usual alkie?
 
FinnSven said:
That sci fi writer whom Rick attempted to intimidate/fight while drunk might have said something?
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He said Pat "smells like a fairyfairly drunk" during the Spaghetti Factory Incident.

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Bonus: more Larry shitting on Piggy for your pleasure:
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In commemoration of 4k pages I decided to check Pat's numbers against the entirety of the Tough Guy Board, and... our prize piggy is truly special: no one comes close.
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  • Views
    • Non-Pat: 13.5M
    • Pat: 9M
  • Posts:
    • Non-Pat: 115k
    • Pat: 80k
And don't forget, a lot of these Non-Pat views and posts come from cows from the Fativerse!

Patrick makes feel like the proud father of a retarded child who managed to get 1st place in the National Shit Eating competition.
 
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FinnSven said:
I am not disagreeing that his breath is most likely an unpleasant combination of aromas such as long pig, cheap nasty beer flavored fizzy drink product, decay and a hint of jizz, but has it actually been confirmed by someone in the wild?

That sci fi writer whom Rick attempted to intimidate/fight while drunk might have said something?

Granted everyone who has a couple to many and gets in a state like that will have that characteristic stale ale on their breath, but did he confirm if it was nastier than a usual alkie?
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It’ll be a mystery, even a pest never knows. Hush, little baby child. Hush… :tomlinson: :grab: :fapcup:

@femoralcanal confirms that Larry Corriea has trash-talked about Pat’s beer odor. Also, he might have some jizz too. Sums up perfectly about Pat’s actual personal hygiene and short attention span and temper. Never let him experiment on cheap fizzy beers. You don’t want the next Fanta disposable cup to happen, friend.
femoralcanal said:
What are the odds the two people on this planet with the most incredible combination of:

1) Hilarious retardation
2) Unbelievable gullibility
3) Relentless energy, and
4) Psychotic Ego-driven desire for vengeance

would meet each other and dance for our amusement?? And some people still say there's no God... not only He exists, I'm sure He has a Twitter account posing as PCJ's Ghost Dong.
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The monster cock of PCJ will forever engrave in the pig’s fractured brains. And he’s still extremely bitter and rage-fueled over Adrienne and Annabelle, and even PCJ. Sad little narcissist piggy.
femoralcanal said:
I don't know if your autocorrect changed something else to "myoglobin", but that entire description was gold lol.
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Found myoglobin sounds more funnier than using Pat’s limited vocabulary, so I end up using it with beer, because cows usually has the highest myoglobin out of all meat. He likes his beef cooked with lots of quality cheese sourced from the best cheese factories around Wisconsin, and the myoglobin is where the magic of the patty comes from. It’s where the purge (meat juice) comes from. I don’t want to think of how Pat eats his cheesesteak, Monday Meatloaves and fries; but I’ll assume he’ll like them juicy, cheese-doused, alcohol-fueled and costly, quality and very fatty.

Also, he’s fat.
 
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I always pour one out for my nigger Dobson, didn’t he have like three fucking threads at some point because back then zenforo would shit itself?

Cheers for Ricky, consistency and … tweets.
 
femoralcanal said:
In commemoration of 4k pages I decided to check Pat's numbers against the entirety of the Tough Guy Board, and... our prize piggy is truly special: no one comes close.
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Rick really has given us so much joy over the years and I think he’s had a decent impact on the Farms overall. Stick your head into any other thread and it won’t be long before you spot an ‘Enjoy prison’ or a ‘stalker child’.

I look forward to another 4000 pages of our prize pig, we know the milk will flow forever.
 
Is there anything worse than a bad Monday? I don't know about you guys, but when I get one of those my whole week kinda goes down the drain.

So, are you guys having a productive day? Aaah fantastic, me too, thanks for asking!

... anyways, do you know who else is having a great productive Monday?
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13 tweets/minute = 1 tweet every 4.61s.

In the WORST case scenario (119 seconds have passed between the 1st and 13th), that still means a tweet every 9.15 seconds.

If that's not an amazing work ethic, I don't know what is.
 
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FinnSven said:
When Niki gives Pat hand relief, I suspect it’s a similar process to harvesting stud boar semen.
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The smell may be similar but the boar is probably a far better conversationalist given its lack of a very fat, very gay lisp.
femoralcanal said:
Bonus: more Larry shitting on Piggy for your pleasure:
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A shame his books aren't nearly as good as his SM takedown of Piggy.
 
femoralcanal said:
13 tweets/minute = 1 tweet every 4.61s.

In the WORST case scenario (119 seconds have passed between the 1st and 13th), that still means a tweet every 9.15 seconds.

If that's not an amazing work ethic, I don't know what is.
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Pat could maximize his numbers by just using the initials, everyone already has the catchphrase memorised.

TIWYLIAOSEP
 
I wonder about his dad. It’s fun making fun but I wonder if he really did all the things Patrick claims, just maybe with some details that make it hard to confirm.

Maybe he did rodeos but it wasn’t part of the organization Pat said. Maybe he was a trucker and all that other stuff. It’d be interesting to talk to the dad and see what he thinks of Pat’s stories.

I’m wondering if he has that same belligerence Pat has.
 
Pat told his dad that terrorist stalkers were going to SWAT him so his dad called his local PD.
 
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