Wait so when I go to the supermarket and get my perfect set of brown eggs or perfect set of white eggs they're basically racially segregated chickens?
Yes. I used to have chickens, they'd all lay brown eggs. The genes affect the shell, and the chicken diet affects the yolk
This is hands down the most retarded recipe video I have ever witnessed.
Because the very thing I want during Valentine's Day is my significant other to get me a set of fucking pans during our night's out telling me to go back to the kitchen. Scalfatty isn't just a fat retard, he lacks common sense. He's basically a vegetable.
They are decent for lazy people. The ones who doesn't want to learn how to properly season a cast iron or carbon steel pan. All of these hexclad styled plastic coated so called "hybrid" pans comes out of the one Chinese factory who invented it. They paid enough money to buy Gordon Ramsay's soul.
Heavy cream works. Just a little. Actually even a splash of water helps, at least for fluffiness. AI says a tablespoon per egg but I don't think it needs that much.
I don't even know why anyone would do this unless they had chickens and LOTS of eggs (or no refrigeration but even Old Order Amish use refrigeration these days although it is generally battery or propane powered and often not in the house itself). Eggs in the fridge are perfectly cromulent for at least a month and I've had them last much longer without going dangerously bad (they get a lot worse for things like over-easy though). Just don't crack them straight into a recipe without cracking them into a cup first for a sniff test.
I'd give this a try were it not for the fact that the only times I buy heavy cream it's in small amounts for recipes that use the entire container. I never have extra heavy cream hanging out in my fridge.
For a while, I had someone who routinely got home grown eggs from someone else they knew, who gave them so many they gave some to me every now and again, and the yolks were absurdly dark, almost orange, and deliciously rich.
It's all part of Tammy's plan. If he manages to set his studio on fire he'll hopefully be dead and cooked before the fire department arrives. He's already barely mobile at best and there's no way he could crawl to avoid smoke inhalation.
The FD would roll up and immediately begin wondering why the house fire was burning so much hotter than usual only to find out all of Jack's fat had liquidized, resulting in a massive grease fire.
And somehow he would still be raw on the inside.
It's for the same reason he does that retarded slicing the hanging pineapple when he gets a new set of knives. He saw it once on TV when advertising a non-stick pan and like the consumer whore he is, he needs to do the same thing.
But it has to be real cream. Some that you buy in the store have additives which doesn't work. But you can buy it premade. It's like ridiculously expensive as it's such a small amount like $10 for a small pot of it. But it's one of those things that you often just need a bit of it to make a difference.
To be fair, it looked like dogshit before he put it in the pan as that rub is literally black as it contains activated charcoal.
It's one of the reasons we buy our eggs from a farmer down the road a ways. They're free range and some of the best eggs out there.
If she wanted to kill him off once and for all she could do it much more cheaply. Just have disable boy waddle nearby a staircase. The authorities couldn't prove if he was pushed or not.
Even that 6' drop off the golf course pro shop/clubhouse's front porch would do him in with the right weather conditions.
It's funny you bring up the pathology of lolcows, because it's something I've been thinking about lately as I've started learning more about Amberlynn Reid.
It's the most dangerous as well, not even the hillbilly botulism canning was as risky as storing commercially-produced raw eggs at room temperature with lime water.
He'll either hide the eggs and never mention them again, or given he's slowly learned you can just keep lying even when caught out completely and due to not giving a fuck anymore, just swap the eggs out every now and again to keep the lie.
