💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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OffTopic said:
Pizzas are harmless.
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Please quit doing this shit, whoever is doing it. It is not harmless to fuck up someone's job where they deliver food, will not get paid, and are getting fucked over for some dumb faggot's idea of a "joke."

People have jobs. They are trying to pay for the fucking roof over their head and their own food. Sending them out on fake deliveries is a shithead move and anyone who does that is garbage.
 
polyester said:
but then didn't end up working that job after all because of some health situation involving his parents or inlaws or something. (Sorry, I don't remember more details than that - feel free to listen to the podcast episode). I don't think he mentioned the name of the college.
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He wrote a 26 (!) tweet screed about selling Fords in Florida after the "6 figure job" he was promised never happened because everyone was sleeping with everyone at the company.
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An automatic clown said:
He wrote a 26 (!) tweet screed about selling Fords in Florida after the "6 figure job" he was promised never happened because everyone was sleeping with everyone at the company.
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He means before he knew they wouldn't give him an award for his writing which apparently he's still really salty about, or was not that long ago. L Round Blubbard BTFO.
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“I love cars, guys. LOVE THEM.”

Rick is openly confessing his obsession with attempting to ream out the tailpipe of anything on four wheels.


Disgusting man.
 
SNEED.EXE said:
>Jennifer was a classmate and a whole other person all by herself. She's very much alive
There's something very sinister about how - completely unprovoked to do so - he feels the need to reaffirm that he didn't kill Jennifer behind an Arby's in 1998 and steal her identity.
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Oh God. You're right. Anyone normal would either not comment (lol) or would say 'she's very much a real and separate person '.

Today's program was brought to you by the letters BAU and the number 2.
 
Personally I'm expecting absolutely fucking trashed manic depressive energy pat. He's going to hate watch the inauguration because he has to clap back in real time if Trump says anything that can be corrected by a 1.2 GPA genius, but he's so upset over the death of democracy he's going to be shit faced by 9 AM. So hopefully we'll get a well-rounded (like his gut) show of incoherent all caps, """prose""" about the death of America, and lots of stalker childing. And typos. Lots and lots of typos.
 
Pim Fortuyn said:
But how will we laugh at him then? I need the pig free, fat and happy, so he produces content.
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One possible solution is for Fatrick to be banned from everything but Xitter, making him even more obviously dependent on his much-hated hellsite. Optimally, he gets banned on BlueSky for hate speech and spends weeks of time and thousands of dollars trying and failing to get his ban lifted. Perhaps he gets gulled by a Pest into making unwise disclosures to someone he believes can back-channel him into getting unbanned.
 
Irene and 22 others said:
Fatrick graduated Cum Canis Ubera, which Google translate informs me is Latin for "with bitch tits".
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Bzzzzt, wrong, did no such thing, stalker. These are your delusions again. His porcine form and titties are the reason he didn't graduate though.
 
Judge Holden said:
"YOU ARE ROBERT PRONGAY OF ONTARIO" sounds like shit a Flash Gordon villain would bellow over a battlefield at his arch nemesis
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It would be a winged hero bellowing 'PRONGAY'S ALIVE?'

Spunt said:
overpriced doordash slop I drunkenly shovel down my fat,
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I have cleared better looking food out of restaurant drains.

AprilRains said:
One possible solution is for Fatrick to be banned from everything but Xitter,
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I'd prefer a 7 day suspension from Xitter forcing him to be stuck on Bkuesky where the lack of updoots and engagement will bring him to a nice rolling boil.
 
Bill Evans 45 said:
I'd prefer a 7 day suspension from Xitter forcing him to be stuck on Bkuesky where the lack of updoots and engagement will bring him to a nice rolling boil.
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If he had to stay on that site for a week he'd get thousands of blocks instead just being under 700. He even has terrorist film directors blocking him on the site even though he doesn't know which way to lean in the Israel/ Terrorist war.
 
Irene and 22 others said:
Fatrick graduated Cum Canis Ubera, which Google translate informs me is Latin for "with bitch tits".
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Given he's been around since the days of spoken Latin, it is only natural that they should refer to him in his mother tongue.
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Did you know, his hometown erected a statue in his honor for eating all of Hannibal Barca's elephants in one sitting?

Bitchtits, microdick, and all!
 
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