💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[polyester]

Oh my goodness he really is retarded he fell for it again
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Wait why do Jackie and Pat believe that Honey Badger is Dan Mullen?
There are enough photos out there of Badger (with wife and child) and Dan (with wife) to see that they are not the same.

Is Pat gullibly believing one of Jackie's faildoxes again?

 

[FinnSven]

I love how Paddy's Pub is one of the restaurants on the map.

Is it possible that the pests and the ASIP Gang are colluding to make Fatrick the new Rickey Cricket?

 

[Markorian]

He says he made honors in 3 of the 4 semesters in college. But he says he didn't flunk out. So did he drop out after 2 years (4 semesters) despite having decent grades? Or is he stringing together a lie and thinks that 1 semester = 1 year of college? And he repeats that he made "honors" in college which per this thread is not a thing.
Has Fat ever said WHAT college he supposedly went to in the decade he's been talking himself up on the internet?
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You can GRADUATE Cum Laude ("with honors"), but this isn't something on a semester by semester basis like with high school honor rolls, which is what he clearly seems to think it is.

 

[polyester]

He says he made honors in 3 of the 4 semesters in college. But he says he didn't flunk out. So did he drop out after 2 years (4 semesters) despite having decent grades? [...]
Has Fat ever said WHAT college he supposedly went to in the decade he's been talking himself up on the internet?

On the Oct 2024 episode of the This Is Actually Happening podcast, where they let Patrick tell his life story for an hour, he claimed that he dropped out of college because he was offered a high-paying job opportunity elsewhere - but then didn't end up working that job after all because of some health situation involving his parents or inlaws or something. (Sorry, I don't remember more details than that - feel free to listen to the podcast episode). I don't think he mentioned the name of the college.

Keep in mind that much of Pat's "story" on that podcast consists of him presenting copes and excuses for all the things the pests mock him for, such as that he only sucked at school (1.7 GPA) because the teachers hated him for being too smart.
So take his explanation for why he dropped out of college with a heavy dose of salt, too.

 

[femoralcanal]

I was instantly reminded of this:

I never thought I'd laugh at anything this stupidly childish after my 14th birthday lol.

We need to be more thankful for having Pat in our lives. The man's unfathomable, unrelenting, irredeemable utter retardation has single-handedly brought thousands of people back to their young days of pure foolishness and joy. Bless his heart.

Love you, buddy.


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Oh my goodness he really is retarded he fell for it again

@rusty shackleford 1 I knew I should have finished your entire post before replying. He is fucking amazing.

 

[Summer of George]

To be real though, is it even possible to cover all the Rick lore in one stream? I’m biased as I’m a dedicated Patposter, but goddamn, there is a lot to cover. Because it’s Pat. And he’s FAT.

Don't worry, Dan Mullen will invite himself on the show, and we know he does a great job of keeping the show moving with everyone staying on topic

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Nice scribble, stupid. Whiteboards don't have OLED displays, you low-IQ, 1.2 GPA nigger

 

[Dean Pentel]

Typos + wrong copy/paste + HoneyBadger + Lesley follow-up = 9.3/10
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0.7 points deducted for absence of latina beefers.

Hell hath no fury like a Leslie annoyed by a FFWBT.

"YOU ARE ROBERT PRONGAY OF ONTARIO" sounds like shit a Flash Gordon villain would bellow over a battlefield at his arch nemesis

I wonder what Patty would say if ever he was asked what "clinically obsessed" means.

 

[Maude Snew]

>Jennifer was a classmate and a whole other person all by herself. She's very much alive

Yes, stalker, she has chosen to live a life of freedom in the wild so I dropped her off in the woods, you can plainly see her electronic trail is different from mine. You have been told millions of times to honor her life choices and never contact her number again.

I don't think he mentioned the name of the college.

That College? Albert Einstein.

 

[femoralcanal]

Has Fat ever said WHAT college he supposedly went to

Amazingly not yet.

There are enough photos out there of Badger (with wife and child) and Dan (with wife) to see that they are not the same.

Blessed beefers, peace be upon them.

Is Pat gullibly believing one of Jackie's faildoxes again?

He believed ALL of them. Remember, his 27-page legal defense was entirely based on Snackie's efficiency when doxing Quasi.

Pat, you ritalin-fueled uni-chromossomed obese toddler, they are not the same person! My God you are abdominous!

 

[Orange Rhymer]

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This implies that Rick pitched In the Black as the first entry to a trilogy, and Tor refused to solicit him for a sequel because of how poorly ITB did.
No worries though, I'm sure they'll reconsider after the sweeping success of A Christmas Carnage.

The real followups to Book 1: In The Black

Book 2: In The Pink
Book 3: In The Stink

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

We need a new trinity diagram, because I think Ricky believes that Dan just is Boomia who is Prongay, of Ontario.

 

[femoralcanal]

We need a new trinity diagram, because I think Ricky believes that Dan just is Boomia who is Prongay, of Ontario...

... who is his toilet.
But for real now, that's it then, the cat is out of the bag. The fun is over.

Pat, they and us are all alts of a single person! Can you guess who??

That's right. Frank Stalone.



Am I... am I having a stroke?

 

[Summer of George]

Pat just dropped an official explanation for his random 3-5am enjoy prison tweets:

Stealthy Rona on Twitter did a little detective work. Turns out that (aside from the alcoholism) it's just good old fashioned sleep apnea. You'd have your airway obstructed, too, if you had several wheelbarrow tires wrapped around your neck. Fat.


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the original 2022 tweet / archive

Patrick deflects that it's junk mail the stalkers signed him up for. It's obviously a heavyweight paper brochure or folder which reads "TREATMENT CENTERS". No one spends the money to post stuff like that these days.

 

[RollingRock2]

"That's not my sleep apnea treatment center booklet in the stack of my mail in a picture that I took that I posted on my twitter!"

 

[Maude Snew]

The real followups to Book 1: In The Black

Book 2: In The Pink
Book 3: In The Stink

Wrong as always, stalker, it goes In The Black, In Niki's Vagina, In The Basement.

Am I... am I having a stroke?

You better not be, @Judge Holden called dibs.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

I gave Dr Seuss a go:

Do you think you have a life?
With five clean sinks and busty wife?
Think again, o childish one,
Because your life's already done.
Andrew, Dan and Bob Prongay,
You will all get put away.
For Mama Raven's special boy,
Will make sure prison you enjoy.

This is way better if you read it the chinky voice of an angry old asian mystic man casting a curse.

 

[Copper Dingus]

Because the local niglets are wise to the buckets of sleeping pill laced chicken left around their dwellings.

He now has to resort to trapping Mexican children, before ICE can get their hands on them.

Yo no hago chorizo, niño acosador. Disfruta de la cárcel.

 

[RaxxScholar]

its the trolls fault i am receiving junk mail

 

[Spunt]

I don't know about you guys but when I get unwanted junk mail I throw it in the recycling rather than put it on my dining table to read with the overpriced doordash slop I drunkenly shovel down my fat, wobbling jowls as my 4/10 wife stares at my jiggling moobs in a benzo haze wondering how her life descended into this pit of despair, as I photograph my greasy meal to put on the Internet in the genuine belief that anyone gives a flying fuck what I eat, and I get genuinely enraged when it is met with derision and mockery as I fat-finger the same delusional mantra at them in the retarded belief that it will somehow make me the winner.

Sorry that sentence ran on a bit. Just like the sentence that Bob Gayporn, criminal scourge of Ontario, using his decades of experience in organised crime to call a failed Sci-fi author fat on the Internet, will get for felony toiletposting.

Enjoy Prison.

 

[femoralcanal]

You better not be, @Judge Holden called dibs.

Dignity is for losers anyways I accept the sloppy seconds. But we gotta put our names in an "Official Porking The Porker Order List" ok? You know: a written, legally binding pledge, establishing the contractual numbered sequence so each Patposter during can apply the forced sodomy upon piggy in an orderly fashion.

A deal amongst us sophisticated gentlemen.

Wait why do Jackie and Pat believe that Honey Badger is Dan Mullen?
There are enough photos out there of Badger (with wife and child) and Dan (with wife) to see that they are not the same.

Is Pat gullibly believing one of Jackie's faildoxes again?

There's setting a low bar, and then there's wahtever Jackie's thought process is: