💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Lol the Pests have been @ing the MPD on Twitter and emailing them directly for years. Multiple users including Boomia, Dan, and SpaceEdge have spoken to them on the phone.

Sgt. Kotorak was on their text chain for months.

They already know the internet is fucking with Rick.
They also know Rick makes it worse and refuses to disengage.

Pizzas are harmless. Also, even if it was somehow harmful, how can they prove Rick didn't order the pizzas himself if they have his contact info on the order?

Jesus.
 
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Pizzas are harmless. Also, even if it was somehow harmful, how can they prove Rick didn't order the pizzas himself if they have his contact info on the order?
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No one said it was especially harmful.
It’s obviously not a serious matter, just a bit of pranking.

I doubt they would go as far as this, but presumably the IP address from which the order for the pizza can be traced on domino’s servers.
Of course the responsible pest hopefully uses a proxy or public computer to do the fuckery, but I still maintain that the police would probably accept Patrick’s denials of responsibility.

Perhaps it’s all good fun and the police also laugh at the fat prick, but ultimately they are supposed to provide police services, not to waste tax payer money or to engage in the making life miserable for members of the public.

As much as he brings it on himself, the OnA guys are harassing him.
Certain matters and events, the police would have to reluctantly take Patrick’s side.
 
FinnSven said:
No one said it was especially harmful.
It’s obviously not a serious matter, just a bit of pranking.
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Yeah.
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I doubt they would go as far as this, but presumably the IP address from which the order for the pizza can be traced on domino’s servers.
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Lol.
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Of course the responsible pest hopefully uses a proxy or public computer to do the fuckery,
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The Pests have been fucking around on the internet longer than some Kiwi users have been alive. They know what they're doing.
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but I still maintain that the police would probably accept Patrick’s denials of responsibility.
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Okay.
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Perhaps it’s all good fun and the police also laugh at the fat prick,
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They do.
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but ultimately they are supposed to provide police services, not to waste tax payer money or to engage in the making life miserable for members of the public.
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So... They're not going to waste the Milwaukee PDs limited resources investigating pizza pranks when murders go unsolved in that shithole everyday, is what you're saying?
FinnSven said:
As much as he brings it on himself, the OnA guys are harassing him.
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Yeah.
FinnSven said:
Certain matters and events, the police would have to reluctantly take Patrick’s side.
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But not in his lawsuit against them about swatting.
 
Maude Snew said:
Uh oh, those words trigger a cosmic hold my beer moment to take focus and prevent it so better watch out for the next bombshell to drop. What will happen? Will Nick Rekieta feed cocaine to an entire orphanage, will Boogie invade Iraq, will Acerthorn take some hostages?
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Ralph will die in rehab, the stream will just be an hour of Jim laughing continuously.

To be real though, is it even possible to cover all the Rick lore in one stream? I’m biased as I’m a dedicated Patposter, but goddamn, there is a lot to cover. Because it’s Pat. And he’s FAT.
 
Judge Holden said:
Why is fatrick concerned ICE might search his property for brown people?
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I love Jennifer's fantasy world of how law enforcement works. He really thinks ICE is going to go around the country knocking on every door asking "you know any illegals? Can we search your house to make sure?"

All of life is one big movie and Rick's the star.
 
I'm sure people have played around with this this already, but twitter's AI summary of Patrick contains a pretty good section:
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It's very interesting though, because twitter's AI summaries tend to be very generous to the users, and lean into whatever they say about themselves over anything posted about them.

But, it does think Patrick is very negative according to Musk's new gay positivity score:
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A score worse than my shitposting account where most responses are calling people retarded.
Finally, I tried to produce something funny, and accidentally got the most bespoke result ever:

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He now has to resort to trapping Mexican children, before ICE can get their hands on them.
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¡Dios mío! Patrick is branching out into the chorizo business? This could be an unintended W for him.
Helvetia said:
it got lost in one of his many, many, fat rolls. because he's fat.
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No, child. It did not. He spilled Chubby's Cheesesteak sauce on it. Again. Now he needs a new one. Enjoy never qualifying for a card.
Sexual Chocolate said:
Young Rick (which should get a Netflix series)
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Would it be like that Young Sheldon series? Imagine how heated Jenny From the Hovel would get if Netflix made a show about his childhood because no way in hell could they make it even remotely like what his childhood was like. It'd be a bonus in the macabre irony department that it being a Netflix show, Patrick would be played by a very fat nigger kid actor.
 
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I doubt they would go as far as this, but presumably the IP address from which the order for the pizza can be traced on domino’s servers
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Of course they wouldn't but this is the ideal mission that Pat can hand off to Hackie Jackie to triangul8 IP addresses in Russia. He can pay her in exposure on CNN so as not to complicate her bankruptcy.

At one time he might have been able to persuade Lynne to fund a PI, but his salad days are long gone, as evidenced by FAT.
 
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Wouldn’t that help his case?

Obviously it’s too late to submit it as evidence in discovery, but surely the responsible lawyers and officers involved with the case will hear about it and accept that someone is trying to fuck with the fat wanker?

At the very least it demonstrates that he isn’t a total paranoid delusional fool.
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I know there are different cultures across the two sites, but my reaction to this is that it's gay and retarded. I don't think it will have any bearing on the lolsuit but it does feed into Pat's narrative that the Pests have been harassing him irl. And it drags innocent businesses into this mess.

Worst of all though, it's not funny. Filling out the contact forms of woke black woman authors with Pat's spicy views on race is funny. Chewbacca and the LIZARD KING are funny. Bob Prongay is funny. This is just cringe teenage bullshit.

Swatting is also cringe unfunny teenage bullshit. It doesn't prove that the pests swatted Pat, but it does prove that some of them will prioritise fucking with him over being funny. I guess I'm just disappointed more than anything. I'd come to expect a higher class of trolling from people who own so many sinks.
 
femoralcanal said:
Typos + wrong copy/paste + HoneyBadger + Lesley follow-up = 9.3/10
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0.7 points deducted for absence of latina beefers.
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More pat vs badger
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N-nuh-uh!! I’m not butthurt at all, none of my detractors have daughters or houses!
Maybe I’m going full schizo here but pats anger lately and him mentioning identity and financial fraud again after that’s been so thoroughly debunked by big dick Brad Dennis sure is strange. Leave it to him to jump in front of Jackie’s moment. Attention children, this is all actually about ME. I bet snackie hates when he does this lol.
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Edit: pat vs civilian lolol.
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Why us??
 
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This girl was just conversing with Kyle about air b&b and how it’s ruining her neighborhood, and it reminded me that this is one of the best bits. Patpost accounts having normal conversations with people who fat ideologically opposes: they have little patience and sympathy for his petty “you’re talking to someone I personally dislike, stranger child” shit.
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she was frustrated, recognized Pat as the perfect avatar representative of everything she despises, and told him to fuck all the way off :story: it only took two whiny tweets until she was over him and his expectations of her, a stranger. Also to compensate for double post, here’s Pat telling badger that pats handwriting looks like badger’s.
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"YOU ARE ROBERT PRONGAY OF ONTARIO" sounds like shit a Flash Gordon villain would bellow over a battlefield at his arch nemesis
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Also he is triple heart bypassing down on the gay porn assassin being arrested on sight by the Pigsatzgrupen should he go within 100km of ConFusion
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Funny how the police he totally has gained confirmation from that all stalkerchilds will be arrested and shot on sight from are the same police he is suing and the same police he is demanding his xitter followers #resist
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I sit here in my office chair, a pile of work at my desk, wheezing like a fuckin leper at this autistic buffoon
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>Jennifer was a classmate and a whole other person all by herself. She's very much alive
There's something very sinister about how - completely unprovoked to do so - he feels the need to reaffirm that he didn't kill Jennifer behind an Arby's in 1998 and steal her identity.
 
femoralcanal said:
Typos + wrong copy/paste + HoneyBadger + Lesley follow-up = 9.3/10
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He says he made honors in 3 of the 4 semesters in college. But he says he didn't flunk out. So did he drop out after 2 years (4 semesters) despite having decent grades? Or is he stringing together a lie and thinks that 1 semester = 1 year of college? And he repeats that he made "honors" in college which per this thread is not a thing.
Has Fat ever said WHAT college he supposedly went to in the decade he's been talking himself up on the internet?
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