💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

You reminded me, I made a bunch of these over a year ago.
Back then they were mostly a joke, but he's really put in work to live up to the shitpost.

Impressive. Nick has used his "communications expertise" to tell everyone he is an absolute faggot who is obsessed with other men and his own semen to the point that the only thing anyone even knows him for is sucking cocks, taking it up the ass, abusing children, being an absolute faggot, and losing every legal motion he's ever filed.

Is it possible to be in a polycule and not be a faggot? Asking for a friend.

No, you're automatically a faggot, not just a faggot but the most pathetic kind of faggot. You don't even get to be the Freddie Mercury kind of faggot, you're just the faggot who sucks cocks down by the gas station. Nick is that kind of faggot.

 

[not william stenchever]

You don't even get to be the Freddie Mercury kind of faggot, you're just the faggot who sucks cocks down by the gas station

Freddie Mercury would have fag-dragged rackets for being such an embarrassing faggot. Nick is pretty much on the same level as bugchasers in terms of bringing down the rest of faggotkind.

 

[LimeRikki]

Is it possible to be a faggot and not be a faggot? Asking for a friend.

What kind of bait is this?

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The most recent Elissa clip with Aaron making jokes about naked twister and saying "who goes on a trip as an adult and brings twister to a hotel room" gave me a horrible thought that Nick took the twister game from the cabinet of toys for his kids, had a sex game on the mat, and then probably didn't clean it and put it back with the kids toys when they got home.

 

[Hellion]

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He's not on the live chat members list anymore.

Why on earth does he demand to be modded? Does he just want to feel important and make sure he's noticed and paid attention to? He's trying to make a dumb joke in the message but the whole thing just reeks of desperation. You were once the highest superchat earner on YT and now you're begging and trying to pay a puppet to notice you???

 

[Flora Fox]

Why on earth does he demand to be modded?

He wants to be able to screw with other chatters

 

[thebigdream]

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He's not on the live chat members list anymore.

From Lawpope to wrench-demanding reply guy. So very shameful.

 

[AnOminous]

What kind of bait is this?

If is entirely possible to be a faggot in the sense of a dude who has sex with dudes, and yet not be Nick Rekieta, who is in his own personal tier of faggotry.

 

[Can of Spam]

Nick and Ralph should start a show on how awesome it is being sober. Compare notes on how to get through the rough patches and stay clean.

Lord knows they both could use the money from reading superchats and giving inspirational words of sober wisdom.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

What the fuck is it with lolcows named Nick and cum? Fuentes is the Cum Detective, but what is Nick? The Cum Hider? The Cum connoisseur?

My assumption with Nick is that he isn’t talking about Aaron eating out April, but that he likes “cooking” so much that he took out a recipe from Natural Harvest (gay cookbook for using sperm, I would believe Nick got it as a “joke”) and fed people his Navy.

He’s the cummelier. Tonight’s spunk, monsieur, is a 1981 Balldeaux. It’s a crack-forward jizz with hints of Dorito and PVC in the nose, with a lingering finish that evokes the sweat of a Jamaican gigolo’s taint.

 

[Melty Butter]

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He's not on the live chat members list anymore.

Jesus, the Dabbleverse is insufferable. It's all bad inside jokes and endless beefs that no one cares about. The muppet is harmless but it's hard to figure out what's real. There's a disembodied voice offscreen.

Obviously Melton and Nick conspired to show up at the same time, assuming below is actually Melton. Anyway, this is what showed up on screen, chronologically:

These cannot be real donos, or are they?

This was making fun of Aaron eating cum:

Discussing some meetup with Chad (Zumock?)



I note this bc Nick was in Doom's chat last night (upper right)?

Edit to Add: Why do Nick's Superchats look different?
Edit 2: Apparently he was in Doom's chat & I added the archive. The chats below are from earlier in @bedabbler's show that he put up on the screen via Doom's Xeet.

Archive

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Edit 2: Apparently he was in Doom's chat.
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Jokes on you Kiwifags. Nick knows Aaron is gay because April told him Aaron's dick tastes like Nick's ass and Drexel's cum.

 

[Schpoots]

Everything involving Nick has become so lame and gay. It's like the beef between Ralph and Cog. Just two nobodies fighting to the death over nothing.

 

[AnOminous]

It may be illegal for Nick even to continue calling himself "Rekieta Law" at this point. He can't practice law. He isn't a lawyer. He's a fake lawyer if he claims to be one. If he claims he's a "small law firm" he isn't one. Because he can't practice law.

He's disqualified. On top of that he's a gigantic faggot, not that that's actually relevant, but it's a true fact that he's an enormous homosexual.

Is he really a "law firm" if he ever uses that intro again? I doubt it. The Rules of Professional Conduct generally prohibit a non-lawyer from running anything called a law firm, and at this point, his fake "small law firm" is not only run by a non-lawyer, it doesn't even actually have a lawyer in charge of it.

There are no lawyers employed by this bogus fake law firm!

It has a disqualified non-lawyer in charge of it.

tl;dr Nick is not a lawyer, he can not run a law firm.

 

[Melty Butter]

FFS, I just noticed this in the Xitter thread (captured in the archive in my previous post). I figure it's worth throwing up here considering it's Cum Day.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Jesus, the Dabbleverse is insufferable. It's all bad inside jokes and endless beefs that no one cares about. The muppet is harmless but it's hard to figure out what's real. There's a disembodied voice offscreen.

Obviously Melton and Nick conspired to show up at the same time, assuming below is actually Melton. Anyway, this is what showed up on screen, chronologically:

These cannot be real donos, or are they?
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This was making fun of Aaron eating cum:
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I note this bc Nick was in Doom's chat last night (upper right)?
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Edit to Add: Why do Nick's Superchats look different?
Edit 2: Apparently he was in Doom's chat & I added the archive. The chats below are from earlier in @bedabbler's show that he put up on the screen via Doom's Xeet.
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Ok, April originated the story then.

FFS, I just noticed this in the Xitter thread (captured in the archive in my previous post). I figure it's worth throwing up here considering it's Cum Day.

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Implying he has it on camera? Just like he has videos of the church goers admitting to making stuff up?

 

[Strix454]

Jesus, the Dabbleverse is insufferable. It's all bad inside jokes and endless beefs that no one cares about.

I hate the Dabbleverse and everyone in it. But like that idea of the Dabbleverse as becoming a sort of personal hell that Nick has sentenced himself to forever. That Nick spends so much of his time and money cultivating total nobodies like Melton and that puppet guy. All with the goal of winning over the steel-toe alogs and talking about his cum with them. As if those guys are going to be the core of his comeback audience.

I mean how humiliating. Nick is down to being a broke guy with his house in foreclosure crawling in shit to please a subhuman pig like Melton.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

And Nick from Cumtown also weighed in recently, there's some kind of fated connection between that name and cum. Folks, don't name your sons Nick.

It was pointed out a few weeks back that the name Bob is also cursed for fathers or fatherly figures.
Bob Chandler, Bob Rekieta, and that one old guy with Daniel Larson.
Bob is a cursed name for raising kids

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@repentance: do you remember anything else about what he was talking about around that time that could make a clip easier to search for?

He was talking manosphere 'divorce rape' before this and saying it does not happen like man people say it does--with special note that prenups are not 'just ignored'. He was challenged in the chat by someone who said something to the effect of 'See how you like it when it happens to you!', and then he explained how in the case of a hypothetical divorce (the would never happen because they do not nelieve in it) the children would be fine because the house is set up such that neither he nor Kayla could 'screw over' the other.

+1000 for "Janus words,"

'Autoantyonym' is the technical nomenclature descriptor.

This is very interesting.
Does thr timeline line up with this?
Like did he really start that early and was he really just cruising on Daddy's money before his Internet fame?

Like was there never anything to his whole persona?

Look at the OP history. He was in schooling and a big house while working entry-level jobs and popping out handfuls of children.

What we need is a ten page discussion about whether or not Nick would call a pregnancy "ridiculous."

No, it would be 'funny and weird'.

Does anyone know when the Rumble contract expired? It might explain the mortgage situation.

Probably January 2024. It's possible they gave him a couple extra months to try to shut him up.

Per Nick's words (as documented and clipped in the OP), January 1 following the year it began--it was for a year.

I would bet 100 balldos that this wreath has been hanging there for at least two to three years.

It is always Christmas when there is 'snow' about...

Yeah, this points to something that always bothered me: the assumption in this thread that he had a "live-in" nanny. Not sure if that was just something PPP or somebody else said that just stuck, but do we have actual proof she was truly "live-in"?

If she was, that means:
-Cuck Cave- 1 bedroom
-Nanny- 1 bedroom
-5 kids- 2 bedrooms. I would assume that the 16 year old had his own room, meaning one room for the remaining four, which seems insane to me, even for Nick, especially when that would have been the situation even before he started his love affair with la cocaina. Is that really what the assumption is when people say "live-in" nanny, five kids in two rooms?

Sorry if this has been beaten to death already but I find this thread difficult to keep up with, even with highlights as I haven't had much time for Kiwi stuff lately. And to this day, people keep saying "live-in" nanny like it is a known fact? It seems to me, though, that she was more of a driver than a real nanny? Why pay for a live-in nanny who doesn't clean shit? You don't need to give them free room and board PLUS salary to get someone to schlep your kids around.

Our Husband gives me a headache with this bullshit.

The live-in was a KC conjuring of Mandela. He has talked about having the nanny arrive and house-sit on occasion. He also talked about times she could not help with things, but those could have been excuses.

He's high as a motherfucker right now.

Here is the IQ response level:

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I mean how humiliating. Nick is down to being a broke guy with his house in foreclosure crawling in shit to please a subhuman pig like Melton.

His super chats to Melton and the puppet guy are an investment in his future audience which will inevitably grow to a similar size or larger than it was at its peak, because Rekieta is such a natural talent. As such, Nick's return from Melton super chats is likely to be much higher than it would be to use that money to retain his house.