💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[jimmybags]

This whole Nick saga has really reinforced my belief that the average we lawyer is an unprofessional moron and there is nothing good in Minnesota.

The real takeaway from this is that white folk really be crazy with it. Never catch any self respecting black man doing this.

 

[Annealing Crater]

For your consideration:

Breaking Balldo News couldn't have been Kinochet, Christorian X, Faran, Elb or anybody educated in American English because Breaking Balldo News is very clearly Commonwealth educated.

How do I know this?

ColoUr, defenCe, laboUr, centre.

Consistently.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why didn't it auto correct "diversion program" to "diversion programme."

Both are used in Bong English with a different context, similar to license and licence, defence and defense, there are a few more like that.

Maybe they're a leaf.

 

[Captain Manning]

Maybe they're a leaf.

That's what I think is most likely, yes. It's the variant of Bong English that is closest to American English while maintaining some vestiges of the King's via the different spelling.

 

[JustStopDude]

Reading the tea leaves, I don't think the facebook post has anything to do with his former boss. It seems somebody threw some work at him. Apparently the client is a complete scumbag that he wants to beat with a bat and he needs a shower for helping him. The scumbag nature of the client is probably why he got it.

Well he picked his industry and he needs to grow up. This is like a drug dealer bitching about dealing with junkies.

Soon he'll be bitching about some asshole client who filed a complaint for this bitchass behavior.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It looks like Lewis and White did work for a different atty with same client. Not sure who Todd Deal is. The client is what Nick aspires to be.

A different case highlights the magnitude of incompetence. 27-CV-24-144 in MN. The Lewis and White show (Lewis was lead). $10 mil malpractice claim on behalf of veteran. Looks like a decent case on outset. Thwarted by Lewis and those pesky rules. This time he thought e-mail was proper service and also forgot how a calendar worked. Dismissed with prejudice. Same team lost the federal case (22-cv-02870) b/c they didn't know the difference between contractor and employee. A new malpractice should be launched against the lawyers.

And white doesn't have liability insurance. Can attorneys be insured through their firm? Bot Nick and Lewis have insurance.

He really did hire the lawyer working out of the back of a nail salon

For your consideration:

The less time we spend thinking about that retard the better. I'm glad they fucked off.

 

[AnOminous]

More on the unfolding drama between Francis White, Nick’s lawyer, and Brian Lewis, the attorney who wrote the appeal.
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Exactly how bad would his filings be if he lowered his standards from the rock bottom level he filed that shitty appeal brief from? Also great attorney/client privilege breach. It's like this entire drama is nothing but clowns all the way down.

The cuck chose vices over and over again, wrecked his life before his kids had a chance to have a career. His oldest son is 16. Do you honestly think he has money for college or can even attend at this point?

He's openly said he's not giving them a dime for college. Cocaine is much more important.

Be that as it may, if in this client's shoes in the fight of your life with your very physical liberty at stake, would you much appreciate one of your attorneys blabbing all over social media about how he'd "rather take a baseball bat to [you] as soon as look at [you]"? But I guess that's the sort of professionalism we can expect from the lolyers to whom Nick chose to entrust his entire future. This guy sure can pick 'em!

This is one of those disbarment things. It's absolutely incompetent to be spewing enough details in public that the prosecution can now figure out what strategy he's planning.

 

[Vibralldo]

Okay, but then answer me this...

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Why didn't it auto correct "diversion program" to "diversion programme."

To be clear, I'm not thinking British. You're correct that would be super obvious. Himedall, for example, talks about lorries and barristers. I said Commonwealth.

Who writes almost like an American, but not quite like an American?

Spoiler

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Dear god...

IT WAS WARSKI THE WHOLE TIME!

 

[repentance]

Okay, but then answer me this...

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Why didn't it auto correct "diversion program" to "diversion programme."

A lot of us have adopted US spelling for a handful of words. I don't use UK spelling for gaol or arse.

 

[ShinyStar]

It seems strange to me that he can't see another person that wants to see him based on a court order. I can understand not having the slag in his home or around his kids but how can the court make it illegal to shack up in a hotel room or something? Unless he's that desperate to have her next to him with the Joker (raped in the newest movie) behind them. I'm no expert on the law or anything but I've never heard of a no-contact order for two people that don't mind contacting before. Correct me if I'm wrong.

It's unenforceable and ridiculous as a practical matter. We all know that your average serious drug dealer is probably hanging out with other felons despite what any plea agreement says. It simply gives the State leverage if the person commits any future crimes.

I have picked up watching bail hearings and arraignments as my legal entertainment, and it's very normal for the judge to read off the list of probation terms and include, "No contact with co-defendant(s)." It's a very standard term. And you have people get dragged back in for violating no contact orders when both parties want contact, and the judge tells them that it doesn't matter if the other person says, "Yes, you can come see me," the judge said, "No, you can't see them," and no civilian overrides the judge.

Whether they get caught, how easy it is to avoid detection, and how strict the PO is at monitoring things is a case-by-case matter. Nick's list of potential snitches include: his immediate family (either Kayla or oldest son who promised to monitor parental misbehavior could be motivated to snitch), extended family, the law community, the Steel Toe fans, his church/homeschool community, and anyone else in the local area who he's rubbed the wrong way. This is a small town, it's a lot harder to keep things on the down-low. And doing the extra work of sneaking off somewhere far enough away that the locals won't recognize either him or April will be a more time intensive process with the possibility of drawing extra attention.

As to how much his PO is going to ride his ass on enforcement, well, we all know how much Nick loves being told what to do, and how he's a gentleman with people who he gets in a snit about... I don't think it's a stretch to think that his PO will very soon come to the opinion that he'd rather have Nick in jail than have to keep dealing with him

Of course, he won't go to jail on his first infraction, at least not for more than a day or two. He'll be brought back in front of the judge, given a higher bail, and possibly an ankle bracelet. If he and April get matching ankle jewelry, then it becomes the easiest thing in the world to know if they're violating the terms of their probation by hooking up.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

church/homeschool community.

I legit read that as church/homosexual community.
Made me giggle.

I agree 100%, if Nick makes a wrong move he will get reported by at least 3 different people and then some a-logs as well.

 

[AltisticRight]

I legit read that as church/homosexual community.
Made me giggle.

I agree 100%, if Nick makes a wrong move he will get reported by at least 3 different people and then some a-logs as well.

He's still breathing so he's making the wrong move constantly.

 

[Melty Butter]

Dear god...

IT WAS WARSKI THE WHOLE TIME!

Plot twist:

But this would be the funniest:

Kayla is content with her current reality no matter how dire it is.

Kayla filing for divorce is not the scenario in my headcanon; Nick would be doing it.

it's very normal for the judge to read off the list of probation terms and include, "No contact with co-defendant(s)."

I mean, she's changed her name to April Law. Would post-divorce nuptials in Vegas exempt them from the no-contact conditions?
No one puts Nicky in a corner. "He wants what he wants."

(I did google it. Technically Nick and April would need to motion the Court to modify the order. I wouldn't put it past them. There's also a case that, as of 2022, was going to the MN Supreme Court challenging the constitutionality of no-contact orders.)

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Dear god...

IT WAS WARSKI THE WHOLE TIME!

Honestly, that would make sense. Warski should have the time to run two accounts.

Plus, Warski and BBN are on good terms with Aaron. Aaron could’ve been told by Warski that BBN is him, so that they could gay op the audience by leaking in a way that wouldn’t source from the Casino directly.

Hell, the Casino immediately runs stories based on whatever BBN posts too.

 

[Captain Manning]

But this would be the funniest:

Funniest, yes, but Lucas wouldn't be caught dead saying anything positive about KF. Not even on a sock.

Kayla filing for divorce is not the scenario in my headcanon; Nick would be doing it.

Mine too.

He'll divorce her to run off with some younger floozy with a body that he doesn't consider "destroyed." April preferably, but it could end up being somebody else.

You know... like the self-indulgent piece of shit he is.

Andrew, Meme Copium and some others seem to believe it likely as well.

 

[Swole McPole]

I don't use UK spelling for gaol or arse.

Nobody in the UK has used the spelling 'gaol' since Oscar Wilde died. But there's only one way to spell arse. Ass is a completely different word altogether.

 

[Captain Manning]

Despite being deathly ill or whatever, Barnes is back on his bullshit. This is from two days ago, but I didn't see it archived.


Nitter Archive

It... It.. It's about the Constitution! <drinks from sippy cup> The government is corrupt and has it out for Nick Rekieta! <shits himself> Y... y... you can't get a valid warrant from watching a livestream! <shakes baby rattle> REKIETA HAS ALREADY WON! <Viva nods his head and smirks>

Honestly, I didn't know much about Jeff (Legal Vices), but a lot of people seemed to really like him. Can we get him back, and Barnes takes his place?

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

Nick's list of potential snitches include: his immediate family (either Kayla or oldest son who promised to monitor parental misbehavior could be motivated to snitch), extended family, the law community, the Steel Toe fans, his church/homeschool community, and anyone else in the local area who he's rubbed the wrong way.

You forgot the legion of internet autists watching his every move. Even if nobody here would cow tip, there are likely weens that might after finding something in the thread. Also, if he violates the order, he'll be terrified every time him or April posts a picture. There's always a chance the Internet will notice the same background, plane in the sky, or whatever other mundane thing that could get him in trouble.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

These instances from the past year come to mind (Nick's questionable financial history aside):

Nick's father saw the state of the home while the Qover was still together and even looked after the kids for a week so Nick and co. could do whatever degenerate shenanigans they wanted (Aaron paid for dinner as thanks). Nick's father had also seen the state of the home at that time. The only reported criticism Robert had was yelling at Nick to do his taxes while visiting the filthy home. Also, Nick's father also testified at a hearing that he had never seen Nick drunk (lol).

You can decide for yourself how strong/weak the evidence is for Nick's parent's permissiveness (and how to feel about it), but it seems silly to pretend the evidence doesn't exist at all to avoid blaming them in any way.

Remember also:

- His parents put HBO cable in his room at 8 years of age (Where he was first exposed to soft core porn)

- His father bought him toys as apologies for his many long business trips.

This was all admitted from Nick's own mouth.

Speaking of, does anyone else ever wonder if Kayla’s extended family read the thread & hate watch/ monitor Nick?

A source tells me this idea has merit.

Nick wanted everybody in KV doxed and openly encouraged KF to do it.

Then again, he also wanted fully open courts until he was in the dock.

Nick's positions vary based upon when benefits him the most.

It's been said a million times, but it's insane how much of a hypocritical douche Nick is

He hypes up doxing and says we need to make all trials public when it benefits him, but as soon as he's in the spotlight he cowers and says how, actually, he specifically deserves privacy

He believed it at the time!

(Nick recently and unironically said this)

Well, if it's from hacking YOU did and are dumb enough to admit to. We've certainly used info that got leaked thanks to hacks, like Jake Alley's dox from the Patreon leak. But you can access the Patreon leak to this day from the Internet Archive. It isn't illegal to disseminate if you never had any obligation to maintain its confidentiality or personally stole the information, or were involved in soliciting the crime that made the information public.

Sounds like a journalistic standard. Are you insulting us?

As funny as that would be, I hope the poor guy hasn't had his college fund (if any) snorted and wasted on retarded court shit and can go away to school. If anything he'll be able to get the fuck away from his demented parents and their live in whore. Find new friends far away and learn what it's like to not live around Rekieta's bullshit.

If he's got a good relationship with the grandparents but not his dad I don't think it matters if he clowns on Nick. Grandparents should hopefully float him. Otherwise agree.

Nick has sadi many times that he does not believe in university education outside some hard-core STEM degrees.

He also admitted he never put any Vic/Depp/Rittenhouse money away for the above reason and because his children want to be online streamers.

 

[Captain Manning]

He also admitted he never put any Vic/Depp/Rittenhouse money away for the above reason and because his children want to be online streamers.

Nick never put any of that money away because he's a selfish prick and doesn't give a fuck about his kids.

Yeah, I'm sure the 8 year old wants to be a streamer. What do you wanna bet she also wants to be a princess?

Somehow I doubt she wanted to have a massive amount of cocaine in her system though.