💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Captain Manning]

Of course it's enforceable because at this point the only competence needed from the probation officer would be creating a 24/7 tip hotline along the lines of "1-800-NOFUN4U" and posting it on the Farms, after which Nick gallivanting around with April would somehow be caught within a matter of weeks.

Nothing is beyond our reach.

Sure, but friendly reminder about Null's rule: If you feel the need to drop a dime on a cow, keep the fact you did it to yourself.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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Exceptionally stupid of him to post that. Same for his prior one that was posted here.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can you imagine being the kids, especially the youngest ones, in the middle of all of this?

No because I've never done cocaine.

 

[Folgers Can]

Sure, but friendly reminder about Null's rule: If you feel the need to drop a dime on a cow, keep the fact you did it to yourself.

I wouldn't dare do it or encourage it and am only acknowledging the inevitability that somebody will, particularly because the three non-KF factions of the Activity Police™ are far more numerous in his environs, and they are not bound by such scruples.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

The only way you could get her to listen to a divorce lawyer would be if said lawyer looked like a young William Shatner or Patrick Stewart.

Is this image why they chose their dog?

 

[not william stenchever]

The only way you could get her to listen to a divorce lawyer would be if said lawyer looked like a young William Shatner or Patrick Stewart.

You forgot about Avery Brooks.

I spent 3 weeks in MN once. When I was there I felt like I had the IQ of a rocket scientist. I met nothing but low IQ mouth breathers. It was very surreal.

My brother went to a summer camp in minnesota during the early 2000's and the retard in charge of the two week canoe trip let the waterproof bags with the rations get left unsealed and when the canoe with all the rations got capsized the only food they were left with was fucking tortillas and peanut butter and not enough of it. Actual fucking starvation rations for the kids as they desperately made their way back.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Why is he feuding with his boss or former boss on Facebook? These are things to say in private, not on a public platform.

Rekieta really should retain these guys for his defamation case. These are lawyers worthy of a proper lolsuit.

Looks likely that he's researching a domestic violence case. The open document references Winkowski:

Which is a Minnesota State Supreme Court case related to restraining order violations from a guy physically sitting outside his ex's home.

Also, he has a DV file up on the desktop:

Reading the tea leaves, I don't think the facebook post has anything to do with his former boss. It seems somebody threw some work at him. Apparently the client is a complete scumbag that he wants to beat with a bat and he needs a shower for helping him. The scumbag nature of the client is probably why he got it.

I guess it could be White sending him work but that seems unlikely given the previous comments. Everything seems to make more sense if he's talking about the client being a POS rather than White.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I guess it could be White sending him work but that seems unlikely given the previous comments.

I don't think the facebook post has anything to do with his former boss.

I agree with you that most of his anger appears to be directed at the scummy defendant, but “someone else’s client” comes off as really bitter. He is still working for White, he still has access to his work email. (ETA: as @Folgers Can pointed out, it is one of White’s cases after all). This post would not really have been noteworthy were it not for the earlier post which is definitely a jab at White. See below:

Speaking of Mormons, there is some drama brewing on Nick’s legal team (if they are even involved anymore). Brian Lewis, the attorney who works for Francis White III and who filed Nick’s atrocious appeal, made this cryptic post on Facebook on Thanksgiving day:

 

[Folgers Can]

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Looks likely that he's researching a domestic violence case. The open document references Winkowski:
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Which is a Minnesota State Supreme Court case related to restraining order violations from a guy physically sitting outside his ex's home.
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Unlikely there's any relation to Rackets unless...April refused to leave after being kicked out of the balldo bunker, and is now stalking him with her bow, valkerie-style.

From the timing and content, the two cases with docs spoilered below are the only ones with White as counsel that fit, so probably not Rackets-related. Long story short:

1. The client's ex got an apparent civil HRO against the client sometime before May 2024, after which the client talked a bunch of mad shit to their kids' school staff in May 2024 that violated the HRO, so police issued a criminal citation for HRO violation and that new criminal case supplemented the HRO with a domestic abuse no-contact order (DANCO).

2. Then later in August, the client talked a bunch of mad shit to his ex via texts and Facetime, resulting in a new criminal citation for DANCO violation irrespective of the HRO.

3. Then sometime around early December, the client committed some sort of violation of his release conditions that prompted the state to file paperwork on December 12th and December 19th paving the way to revoking his release in the May case. Those filings' images aren't on MCRO and there's no case number for whatever third criminal case will stem from the new misconduct, but it's a safe bet that it had something to do with talking mad shit to his ex all over again.

Why the Barneswalker thinks Lewis researching Winkowski would be useful to this recidivist client is unclear, but it might be that he wants to attack the original HRO as having been void from the beginning for lack of "repeated incidents" preceding it, and then argue that if the HRO was void all along, then there never should have been a charge for violating it and never should have been occasion to create the secondary DANCO that was also violated, or somesuch nonsense. I'm pretty sure that's not how it works and you're expected to comply with an allegedly defective HRO until getting a judge to vacate it, but you never can know what loose screws are rolling around in the Barneswalker's head.

Be that as it may, if in this client's shoes in the fight of your life with your very physical liberty at stake, would you much appreciate one of your attorneys blabbing all over social media about how he'd "rather take a baseball bat to [you] as soon as look at [you]"? But I guess that's the sort of professionalism we can expect from the lolyers to whom Nick chose to entrust his entire future. This guy sure can pick 'em!

Spoiler: MCRO Images

First Violation:

Second Violation:

Third Violation:

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The only way you could get her to listen to a divorce lawyer would be if said lawyer looked like a young William Shatner or Patrick Stewart.

She's a DS9 fan. Just get a lawyer to put some big ears on and he'll look and sound like a ferengi

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Why is he feuding with his boss or former boss on Facebook? These are things to say in private, not on a public platform.

Rekieta really should retain these guys for his defamation case. These are lawyers worthy of a proper lolsuit.

He seems to be in possession of legal documents judging by his phone photo posted.
Which to me would indicate still an employee of that lawfirm. And if not an employee of that lawfirm. WELP that's a problem. Assuming the clients didn't go with him.
Wanting to bash your boss's skull in with a baseball bat openly? Man Rekieta can pick em.

You can tell from the way Melton talked about the possibility of those kids seeing the things he says about them that he gets off on corrupting and hurting people. He belongs under the prison

I'd settle for him being inside the walls

 

[Melty Butter]

There is no backroad route remote enough, no hotel registration alias generic enough, no disguise cunning enough to stop the Activity Police™ from ruining your fun. Nothing is beyond our reach.

I love the confidence but I'm still trying to place this location:

Good news, if I ever find myself in Minneapolis, St. Paul, St. Cloud, or Willmar I know the best bars and hotel lobbies. (Should anyone care to be a fellow stalker child there is writing on the lampshade and the brick wall behind the bar leans to the historical section of Minneapolis. The black chest is an antique machinist chest that dates to the 1920s.)

What I wanna know is why is she bothering some high school kids? I bet they're practicing for the school tennis team

They appear to be the tennis instructors - it was a photo dump from Celeste.

Speaking of, does anyone else ever wonder if Kayla’s extended family read the thread & hate watch/ monitor Nick?

There are reasons to believe that certain members do. An overlay of likes/comments/follows/unfollows and privating of selective posts indicates that a couple of Kayla's family members are paying very close attention. And God bless them if I'm correct.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Face it, Nick: if you thought you had to look over your shoulder for the "Activity Police" before, that pales in comparison to the paranoia that will come with knowing that one brief coom session with sidepiece after January means another stay in the slammer. There is no backroad route remote enough, no hotel registration alias generic enough, no disguise cunning enough to stop the Activity Police™ from ruining your fun. Nothing is beyond our reach.

This will be how the troon arc begins. Nick just has to put the dress and wig on and be Niki Gears, April's galpal, and it'll all be okay.

 

[Mind Goblins]

This will be how the troon arc begins. Nick just has to put the dress and wig on and be Niki Gears, April's galpal, and it'll all be okay.

He'll become his own ideal porn star. Flat as a board, rail thin, and covered in trashy tattoos.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

From the timing and content, the two cases with docs spoilered below are the only ones with White as counsel

It looks like Lewis and White did work for a different atty with same client. Not sure who Todd Deal is. The client is what Nick aspires to be.

A different case highlights the magnitude of incompetence. 27-CV-24-144 in MN. The Lewis and White show (Lewis was lead). $10 mil malpractice claim on behalf of veteran. Looks like a decent case on outset. Thwarted by Lewis and those pesky rules. This time he thought e-mail was proper service and also forgot how a calendar worked. Dismissed with prejudice. Same team lost the federal case (22-cv-02870) b/c they didn't know the difference between contractor and employee. A new malpractice should be launched against the lawyers.

And white doesn't have liability insurance. Can attorneys be insured through their firm? Bot Nick and Lewis have insurance.

 

[TurdThrower]

Meanwhile, she has not been through a recovery program (that we know of) despite doing whatever this is:


(Previously archived)

I missed that one when it occurred. How can the bitch say that with a straight face after ghosting three children that she supposedly loved? The cunt did not say bye, talk to you later, fuck you, or anything to them.

If you suck just one dick, once, you're gay.

When I was in the Marine Corps I had a Sergeant say it this way:

"A man can build a house and he may never be remembered as a carpenter. Hell, he could build a hundred houses and still never be remembered as a carpenter...but he can suck one dick, just one, and he'll be remembered as a cock sucker for life. Don't ever suck a dick."

 

[Captain Manning]

For your consideration:

Breaking Balldo News couldn't have been Kinochet, Christorian X, Faran, Elb or anybody educated in American English because Breaking Balldo News is very clearly Commonwealth educated.

How do I know this?

ColoUr, defenCe, laboUr, centre.

Consistently.

Spoiler: Proof

Meanwhile, Kinochet is color, defenSe, labor, and center.

Spoiler: Kinochet

Some people have been passing around @Christorian X's name as a possibility, but based upon his posts here on the forum (before he was banned), he appears to use American spelling.

 

[gmax alcremie]

Breaking Balldo News is very clearly Commonwealth educated.

BBN is himedall confirmed.

Though, really, that's not proof of much. You can set your spellcheck or phone autocorrect to English UK if you wanted to add a little layer of opsec to your gayops. Slang and terminology differences are harder to fake consistently, but I don't see anything distinctly unAmerican in those tweets. They do use the " quotes instead of the ' quote but " quotes are pretty ubiquitous in English now. Not using contractions is an ESL quirk but that only happens once in the first tweet.

 

[SargonF00t]

This is insane. What the fuck is in the water in Minnesota?

Haitian urine

 

[Captain Manning]

Though, really, that's not proof of much. You can set your spellcheck or phone autocorrect to English UK if you wanted to add a little layer of opsec to your gayops.

Okay, but then answer me this...



Why didn't it auto correct "diversion program" to "diversion programme."

To be clear, I'm not thinking British. You're correct that would be super obvious. Himedall, for example, talks about lorries and barristers. I said Commonwealth.

Who writes almost like an American, but not quite like an American?

Spoiler

 

[Major]

Okay, but then answer me this...

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Why didn't it auto correct "diversion program" to "diversion programme."

To be clear, I'm not thinking British. You're correct that would be super obvious. Himedall, for example, talks about lorries and barristers. I said Commonwealth.

Who writes almost like an American, but not quite like an American?

Spoiler

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most brits are colonial subjects of their american overlords now. They even use 'mommy' a lot now.