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He didn't say anything remotely like that.
💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
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Nonpracticing lawyer, nonpracticing father, nonpracticing Christian, nonpracticing streamer... For someone who doesn't do much, he sure seems to find excuses and reasons he's busy all the time.
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Suffah, Himedall
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It has to be a canonised meme at this point. Lol! Let us give thanks for the lulu Nick has given us:
- Butter dishes
- Tripods
- MAN-dy
- Sassy Dorito eating
- Chief Felt
- Jesu Mon
- Ceiling cats
- Aggressive monogamy
- Shower calls
- SEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!
- Gay 90's
- Crackeita
- Jamaican abortion scams
- Many more!
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thats something i've noticed in general too with tattoos, the trends in tattoos and the costs mean you can really pin when someone gets a tattoo just from how great it looks or how big it is, like anyone that got tattoos a decade ago never had that "it looks like a shitload of doodles" style because it was cheap enough to get an entire back or sleeve or chest all done in one go.
my relatives have been getting tattoos for over a quarter century now, and you really can tell "hey that guy got a tattoo in 1999" or "hey thats from 2005" or "hey i recognize that look from 2016" which also means that its rather easy to tell a mid life crisis Nick from someone that got tattoos at 19 and stopped.
Also the tattoos and dyed hair that middle aged millennials still think is hip is actually trashy now, while it was all the rage in 2006 among the upper class artsy types, its pretty much only the people stuck living with relatives and making under $15/hr at their crappy job still rocking that stuff. Its also why you're seeing guys like Pete Davidson and others just rocking normal hair and getting the tattoos lasered off.
that vice-era of it being the dominant culture in the cool parts of brooklyn died out a decade ago, to the point where its really only like the bottom tier people rocking those piercings and tattoos and weird hairstyles anymore. like they'd pay out the ass for some tiny thing that would have cost less than a jar of peanut butter or a couple packets of oat meal a decade ago. zoomer tattoos are trash if you can see them at all, which is another point. because of the turn in culture tattoos are back to where they were in the 90s, the average person in the office doesn't have visible tattoos or have ones they show off, and just like back then there's a "oh this guy's a badass" thing when the delivery boy dropping off your food is sporting them, instead of the "oh this guy has an art degree and a trust fund" feeling you'd have when you saw one of these people get off their bike and hand you food a decade ago"
In general it really shows you how fucking awful the 20s sort of are in terms of excess cash, tattoos used to be something you'd get on a whim 20 years ago because it was as cheap as going bowling or buying another drink at a bar. now you have guys saving up just to get tattoos, having to get them in installments like Nick is doing.
Also color has apparently gone out of style, they say its because of how toxic it is but also more likely because of how its super expensive for both the guy doing the tattoo and the consumer themselves, just out of how bad the economy has been fucked up its insane how much the pendulum has swung back, outside of gay stuff, which honestly you don't hear too much about in general we really did swing as a culture a lot further back and its sort of crazy how quickly it happened. from tattoos and rap to chugging water and country music in the span of 5 years. Honestly Rekeita had the exact opposite experience of everyone else, he turned degen when everyone else started getting less degenerate. Every bar around me had to turn into a "family friendly" area and triple down on food because no one's drinking to excess like in the 24 hour era of the 2010s.
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I hope you make a Million Dollars
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Hey Nikki, since you have no intention on using your YT channel ever again, I'll buy it from you for 3.50 - that should be enough for those rock candies for you to snort up your nose. It needs to be bought out by somebody and converted into a YT channel where people can find good family values to listen to, just like it pretended to be once upon a time. Really wouldn't be all that hard, and would probably be one of those cases where a channel change-of-ownership actually turned out for the better. It's a dead brand. You are a dead brand.
What bothers me about him more than anything else is that he is one of those people that is simply incapable of doing the right thing. The reason for this incapability on his part being that it's the harder way to go through life, and he is incapable of tackling even the slightest of adversaries, and the child-like urges he will never learn to ignore tell him to do whatever is "fUn" instead of what's right, even if it means having to grow up, or have principles (which in his own words he doesn't have).
Just do the right thing. What is it? Figure it out. You role played as such for a long time, so you should have some idea.
What bothers me about him more than anything else is that he is one of those people that is simply incapable of doing the right thing. The reason for this incapability on his part being that it's the harder way to go through life, and he is incapable of tackling even the slightest of adversaries, and the child-like urges he will never learn to ignore tell him to do whatever is "fUn" instead of what's right, even if it means having to grow up, or have principles (which in his own words he doesn't have).
Just do the right thing. What is it? Figure it out. You role played as such for a long time, so you should have some idea.
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Answer: Nick Rekieta. (Eta I know, I know, her look changed before then. But still.)
Well, here's what happened: Brian Lewis is not listed on Francis White Law's site.
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Wow, that's a damning indictment coming from Crackets. Way to besmirch the man's memory before his body is even cold.
God willing, he won't have to wait too long.
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Poor Himedall. Even Nick figured out she's a she.
Though his brain has so many holes it it, he might have forgotten.
Harsh! That's even less than Keffals offered Null for the KF domain name back when everybody in the Twitterverse was convinced the site was finished. I think Lucas offered $100.
Nick is worth less than this evil tranny murdering site.
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Only a few more steps away from a nonpracticing liver and then a nonpracticing mortal if he keeps up his habits.
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Nick is walking into the 2nd settlement conference and he only thinks "it's possible the end of all this bullshit will be in sight?!!?!?!"
He doesn't know if he has a deal established with the prosecution?!?!? I understand walking into the first one and essentially asking for more time to negotiate.
But trying to wheel and deal at the settlement conference didn't work before, so it won't work here again. It will either be accept-the-offer-as-is or reject-and-go-to-trial. The prosecutor's office and judge won't put up with anymore fruitless delays.
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At the very least, if someone bought this site you'd get all these folk. If someone were to buy Nick's channel, you'd have to clean house of all the filth that are the viewers of the non-existent videos that get posted there now (none).
There is no way to recovering any of this, just get a new channel owner, rebrand it completely, and act like it all never happened. There really is no other way. Destroyed both his "law firm", and his entire online business. But at least it was all worth it because he got his "24 year old hot wife" he said he wanted (by way of projection) when he talked about Kayla's destroyed body.
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What is the timeline of his mega rape in the army or something like that? Maybe it´s the event´s anniversary?
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The natural temptation for some might be to laugh at the guy for writing such a god awful appeal brief, but he was handed a shit case, with a shit client, and now... apparently... he also has a shit boss
That's how I feel about Randazza too. I can't shit on him too much. Lawyers aren't wizards. Nick really steps in the dogshit.
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Why the fuck would Nick even agree to such a long suspended sentence, we all know he's liable to get another charge in the next couple years, especially with at least one of his kids moving out of the house to college. another DUI is guaranteed for Nicky and beyond that a lot worse things
a woman monkey branching to a local celeb that no one outside the hometown cares about is a near stereotype of pre-internet small town people. a young attractive trophy wife that puts up with her husband's bullshit because she can't provide for herself and will leave with the next man that makes her feel something is a tale as old as time. the internet was just what was apparently needed so that two radio show hosts from the same metro area can meet up at a comedy club, which sounds absurd when both radio shows, and comedy clubs are silly pre-internet relics. In general April's entire story is the type feminists would point to back in the 1960s as proof they needed the ability to make their own money and open their own bank accounts and have drivers licenses because of how blatantly male centered her life is.
unironically can't name a single woman i know with a tattoo who hasn't fucked the guy that gave it to her, its like that relationship between a photographer and model except the women will literally come to you, no need to advertise. Its straight up a fucking meme, at best they might not fuck that tattoo guy, but they will have fucked at least one of the people that has given her a tattoo, sometimes in the backroom or even in that very chair.
i'm calling bullshit. if anything she has the most oldschool upbringing, aaron was literally a radio show host. outside of him being able to start an online podcast instead of fucking off to a new radio station and forcing her to move everything up until 2022 is very non-internet related. And as Hogan's Heroes' star Bob Crane showed us, even in the 1960s there was always a chance to run into a fellow pervert and start a polycule that ends in murder, and according to his own kids Bob was cucking his wife as early as the 1950s.
a woman monkey branching to a local celeb that no one outside the hometown cares about is a near stereotype of pre-internet small town people. a young attractive trophy wife that puts up with her husband's bullshit because she can't provide for herself and will leave with the next man that makes her feel something is a tale as old as time. the internet was just what was apparently needed so that two radio show hosts from the same metro area can meet up at a comedy club, which sounds absurd when both radio shows, and comedy clubs are silly pre-internet relics. In general April's entire story is the type feminists would point to back in the 1960s as proof they needed the ability to make their own money and open their own bank accounts and have drivers licenses because of how blatantly male centered her life is.
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That was definitely more than 8 years ago. IIRC he testified about his mega rape in a hearing in front of the SASC (Committee on Armed Services) in 2013.
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There is no ending for the case that doesn't involve Nick having a long suspended sentence. That is why everything he has done from the start has been a waste of time. He could fight it or make a deal, but he was going to end up with a reasonably long period of supervision regardless.
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Because the alternative is trial--with all the financila losses and risk involved. Suspended sentences keep you out of jail.