💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Stiffy]

Guarantee she gave her holes to this chud!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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He would have been a better catch than Aaron and Nick combined, at least if you are into faggots with half their body covered in terribly looking scribbles.

 

[Strix454]

Church quotes by April?
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So the upshot of the quotes is that Nick of all people is a masculine christian hero and that being his slave bitch - though hard - is the path of righteousness in life. That being a coke whore is saving her from Satan.

So I guess she watches MMA dreaming of that day when Nick beats down Aaron with his karate moves.

 

[Some Badger]

Millennials (and zoomers as well) will complain about being unable to afford a house or a good lifestyle and then have $5k of ugly shit all over their body. It's like putting bumper stickers all over your car except way more expensive and permanent. And anyone who has a 'in memory of' tattoo is almost invariably a BPD lunatic or druggie.

What's worse is just how popular and ubiquitous they are now; tattoos have basically lost all of their countercultural appeal. Maybe it's because my own line of work is strongly adjacent to the music industry, but turbonormies at my job who likely never went online in their lives before social media have at least one tattoo on their arm or thigh, if not a whole sleeve. In a 30-year span, tattoos have basically gone from saying "Fuck the Man" to "I never have to worry about getting an actual job again."

 

[Smug Bug]

The BBN account has existed since June. That's before the hack story came out, and Aaron knew he was he was being monitored and changed passwords (at least I hope he changed passwords).

Now that I'm thinking about it, I wonder if Aaron saves his passwords through the Chrome browser password manager. If Nick had Aaron's Google password, I believe he could have seen Aaron's credentials for other websites unrelated to Google. He also could have recorded those credentials and would still have access if Aaron only changed his Google password.

 

[General Disarray]

I'm dying over the wolf tattoo.

She could have just gotten some fucking nail art done. Coincidentally, I came across a perfect tutorial!

 

[Captain Manning]

Now that I'm thinking about it, I wonder if Aaron saves his passwords through the Chrome browser password manager. If Nick had Aaron's Google password, I believe he could have seen Aaron's credentials for other websites unrelated to Google. He also could have recorded those credentials and would still have access if Aaron only changed his Google password.

His Google password should have been the very first thing he changed, followed by everything else, for that very reason.

Did he? I dunno. You'd have to ask him. He absolutely should have though.

Basically, he should assume absolutely everything was compromised.

 

[Major]

What's worse is just how popular and ubiquitous they are now; tattoos have basically lost all of their countercultural appeal. Maybe it's because my own line of work is strongly adjacent to the music industry, but turbonormies at my job who likely never went online in their lives before social media have at least one tattoo on their arm or thigh, if not a whole sleeve. In a 30-year span, tattoos have basically gone from saying "Fuck the Man" to "I never have to worry about getting an actual job again."

Even policemen have tattoos on their hands and neck now. Until recently only criminals had those.

What's worse is that they all look like shit. As in actually dirty. I bet their lymph nodes are full of ink too.

 

[keke]

What would be preferable, another rehash of raccoons and autobrewery syndrome? Or perhaps the tripod debate should resurface?

Yes, your post was mega-retarded. Gay posts about April’s IG are also repetitive. It happens.

Nick's a child abuser and lying liar that lies. It's important to spread that info as far and wide as possible so he can't manipulate people into thinking that all the evidence was BS.

“who cheats on his wife” is a good addition because that shit will drive him crazy

His Google password should have been the very first thing he changed, followed by everything else, for that very reason.

Did he? I dunno. You'd have to ask him. He absolutely should have though.

Basically, he should assume absolutely everything was compromised.

He should nuke the account and start over. Google is notoriously unsecured at this point, it’s embarrassing. Don’t use that shit signed-in all the time. Spread your data out.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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I'm so sick of this faggot.
You posted gossip from a forum on twitter and acted like you were something special.
Just fuck off already we don't need a life story. You lost what little credibility you had(you were a twitter account lol) when you started making shit up.

Delete the account and never come back lest you become as big of a lolcow as crackets one day.
And believe me, you're on the road to that if you keep being a faggot.

BBN is either a flaming fag on the level of Nick or a GOTI and has a pathological urge for dramatic theatrics. He/She/Sheeeit realized how dumb it was to "verify" Aaron's alleged yesterday post, blocked the account, reopened it after realizing it's archived already then wrote this pile of Broadway homosexuality like they're some anime protagonist.

They're absolutely a faggot male or female doesn't matter they're a faggot. They should pack up their toys and go back home to faggotland so we never see them again.
And they're a double faggot for giving crackets even a micro-morsel of something to be smug over.


Well the plea deal comes this week. I hope he gets nothing lessened out of it. Can't wait to laugh at him.
I don't think we'll hit 8k before the end of the year. But still 7584 pages so far? Congrats Crackets. You really fucked up big time.
I remember when it was just us going "You gotta pull up its getting bad." And you smugly kept digging a hole deeper and deeper. Until you legitimately became a cokehead who exposed his 8 year old to drugs.
At this point though you not only didn't pull up pushed the lever for full throttle and nosedived into the ground.
Only for you to push it even lower after, proving there really isn't a rock bottom.

Your plea deal is going to be the greatest gift you could give us. People will argue you fighting it would be funnier.
But no, its the plea deal. Because it is you getting on the ground and licking the state's dirty boot as you beg them to show mercy to your pathetic self.
You probably get off on that though.
So enjoy the fact knowing we'll all be laughing at the tough lawyer who talked about fighting the state is now wiggling on the floor like a worm towards them doing whatever they ask of him.
Guess you're not so smart or clever after all and all your parent's money can't do shit because they have you dead to rights.
So enjoy your "smart play" in taking the plea deal.

To everyone it will be the admission of guilt we've wanted for so very long.
Your local community will see it too and immediately know "He's guilty. He did everything they claim."

They'll know along with us:
- That you're not as smart of a lawyer as you make yourself out to be.
- That you're not the good father you make yourself out to be.
- That you're not the good husband you make yourself out to be.
- That you're a druggie.
- An alcoholic
- A degenerate
- A fraud of a Christian
- A chronic liar
- and ultimately the best part. An absolute Loser.

Losers lose. And you're going to lose bigly

So Merry Christmas! And thanks for this gift.
I'll be spending mine with my functional family.
Enjoy sitting in your mess of a house. Thinking about how you fucked it all up. You can't even have a sip of alcohol because of the plea deal now, can you? Instead drink in deep of the reality how much of a fuckup you are and the only thing keeping you afloat is your parent's wealth.
Cheers!

 

[Dean Pentel]

He would have been a better catch than Aaron and Nick combined, at least if you are into faggots with half their body covered in terribly looking scribbles.

An admittedly very low bar. She cleans up alright, judging by the picture in the post you quoted (unless it's really old), but even at her very best April was completely average in all respects. Not at all worth fucking up his marriage over, but then this thread doesn't exist because Nick is an intelligent, forward-thinking man.

So I guess she watches MMA dreaming of that day when Nick beats down Aaron with his karate moves.

What do you all think...would Nick and Aaron fighting be damn funny or pathetic and cringe-inducing? I think good arguments exist for either.

 

[Strix454]

What do you all think...would Nick and Aaron fighting be damn funny or pathetic and cringe-inducing? I think good arguments exist for either.

I personally think that Nick and April talking up Nick as a tough guy is way more funny than the actual fight would be.

I'm still hoping (someday) for the battle of Aaron's lawn. Nick vs. Aaron with the girls sitting in the car cheering Nick on. In a perfect world Ralph would be there to cheer Nick on as well. Nick probably wins with a roundhouse kick to the balls after Aaron being distracted by Kayla. Aaron, would be wearing boxing gloves, but no cup.

 

[Melty Butter]

We're fucking librarians. That's all.

I read this quickly as libertines and was very confused.

The idea that we are "investigators" or "agents" of any kind does not sit well here and people who try to present themselves as such are rightly mocked.

"Farming" as defined on this platform and "investigating" is, quite obviously, a distinction without a difference. Whether you use Webster or Oxford or your own in-group word choice, I'm fairly certain most of the farmers ITT would be more thorough than any licensed PIs or fed from a bureau.

Speaking of... some might find this funny from the second house.



Hyena - Amazon's description.

It was on point until "language".

Rebecca Minkoff Fragrance Mist - Amazon description.

"Urban" doesn't work but there's time for LA with Dax. I didn't need to know that she smells of tobacco and Cardamom.

 

[JustStopDude]

Even policemen have tattoos on their hands and neck now. Until recently only criminals had those.

Cops now just look and act like gangbangers now. Pretty much the same intelligence level.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Church quotes by April?
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Second quote sounds like something Null would say.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Second quote sounds like something Null would say.

April is waiting for Joah to finish moving back to the US, so she can accept the cash for the bodycam in person and move in with him.

 

[Edward Teach]

Oh shit everyone......April has got to move the fuck out of the balldo house of horror!!!


After 118 days someone has put an offer on it.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe

 

[Hellion]

Speaking of... some might find this funny from the second house.

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Hyena - Amazon's description.
It was on point until "language".

Amazing, I didn't see before that there is a book there called "Good Boundaries and Goodbyes".

Ape will absolutely not understand the irony that it's in the second house for her to read. She has probably read it, remembering to ~smile~ while she does so, and believed she followed it's sage advice when dealing with Aaron, while hoping for Kayla to say "Goodbye" to Nick.

Oh shit everyone......April has got to move the fuck out of the balldo house of horror!!!


After 118 days someone has put an offer on it.

I wonder if that's what someone upthread was referring to when they said something was happening between Christmas and New Year? Though would be a weird time for it to go through. Does that mean their offer was $425k or can we not see the price they've bid yet?

Where, oh where, will a poor little 30 yo crack-hoe go?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Second quote sounds like something Null would say.

I've never seen Null and April in the same room...

 

[Gorton Colu]

Oh shit everyone......April has got to move the fuck out of the balldo house of horror!!!


After 118 days someone has put an offer on it.

Yes! I need smug conceited asshole Nick back. This infusion of cash will be what he needs to get his mojo back and be funny and weird again.