💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

It would drag out this farce even longer. It's not hard to see why so many people in this thread thought, based on what he was saying in Melton's chat, that Tuesday would end with a signed plea deal.

I think he actually did go in planning on that but then the deal was a lot worse than he was expecting because in his dumb hubris, he thinks that retarded motion Kayla filed was going to intimidate them somehow.

 

[repentance]

There were two superchats which, read together, form a sort amalgamation of what you just said.

I took the second one as him talking about what would happen if he kept doing coke.

 

[Stiffy]

So can someone with actual legal knowledge explain what the scenario would be if Nick takes the guilty plea, but then gets charged with the cybercrime stuff regarding Aaron?

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah, that's a peculiarity of the US justice system I find difficult to wrap my head around unless it's to keep an allied industry profitable.

You're on the right track...

The suggestion of a 5 year probation period which includes mandatory testing for that whole period floored me. What corrections system has the resources to accommodate that level of intense supervision for non-violent offenders.

A justice system that has farmed a lot of its probation monitoring activities out to the private sector. It's a profitable industry. Nick will have to pay for his drug and alcohol testing.

Hell, we've actually farmed a fair bit of the actual incarceration out to the private sector as well.

And no, I'm not defending it. I'm just saying. You might not be aware of this if you're not American.

For some reason, I only just noticed that April's charge is for weed.

It's not. It's for coke, as well. Albeit a smaller amount. Remember her credit card with the coke on it?

So can someone with actual legal knowledge explain what the scenario would be if Nick takes the guilty plea, but then gets charged with the cybercrime stuff regarding Aaron?

Exactly what you said. They would be treated as two separate offenses.

 

[AnOminous]

So can someone with actual legal knowledge explain what the scenario would be if Nick takes the guilty plea, but then gets charged with the cybercrime stuff regarding Aaron?

He's bound by whatever conditions there are for the first case, and can still be charged and punished for anything in the second case, too.

That's why if he has a remotely competent lawyer (Barneswalker lol), he'll try to get any plea as global as possible. The prosecution may already be using the threat of prosecuting him for that shit to compel him to plead to whatever unpalatable offer they put on the table for his preexisting charges.

But even if they haven't yet, they always could.

Fun fact: Nick could avoid situations like this by just taking this simple advice:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The underlying claim could still be wrong, of course, but I don't think it's being repeated by BBN maliciously, and with knowledge of falsehood by BBN.

Sounds like something the operator of BBN *would* say... I jest...! I jest...!

It should be noted the second one suggests he's looking to end it to preserve his own sanity though. Not for the good of his family. Nick doesn't GAS about his family.

Do we have the record of what comment Nick is replying to? I know PaedoMelty privates his stream chat after the fact, so we may not...

 

[3MMA]

Do we have the record of what comment Nick is replying to? I know PaedoMelty privates his stream chat after the fact, so we may not...

This:

So that explains why so many people thought he’d plead.

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

I keep running through my mind the idea that Nick may be facing the choice of his children or April. If BNN is to be trusted (and they have given little reason not to be) then my mind runs to the idea that not only is the court identifying April as the potential threat to the children, but Nick may be planning on selling her out as the provider/owner of the cocaine. If April could be pinned as the reason for a child being tested positive for coke, but could be the source of the coke, there's no way she leaves all these legal proceedings clean. Additionally, if Nick could point to April as to why one of his computers had access to Aaron's Google account, it may be a clean solution for him.

All of this said, this is cokehead logic at best and likely to fail.

Additionally, I get the impression Nick is only maintaining the illusion of a relationship with Kayla until court issues are over. His dream goal is a week in Vegas and then on to LA with April to become a shock jock / Dick Masterson wannabe with her as cohost. My gut says he's convinced that he's actually funning and interesting and that as soon as he can relieve himself of the Kayla and children burdens legally he will.

 

[stupid frog]

"i was actually there" strung out on all sorts of drugs and alcohol. Like a druggie knows what's going on in the house.

Yes he does.

What's going on is drugs. He knows the most!

 

[Potentially Criminal]

I'm just throwing this up here bc it seems smart. I've got 4 hours to get a turkey on the table.

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@AnOminous @Potentially Criminal - thoughts? This seems logical. It's as if the State has finally had enough.

It makes sense. I'd normally make a "no contact with Co-defendants" a recommendation for probation when I prosecuted, and I advise clients to expect such to be ordered by the court if they plea. Obviously that wouldn't apply to Nick and Kayla, but certainly a cretin like April needs to be a million miles away.

Even if the plea offer didn't explicitly state it, probation isn't going to let Nick hang out with people who have pending cases, criminal histories, and/or do drugs as one of his standard conditions of probation.

And I can 100% see Nick crying like a faggot over it. We already know what kind of regard he holds the prosecution and I doubt he views the judge as legitimate....imagine them having the nerve to tell Nicholas Robert motherfucking Rekieta who can't help him destigmatize the bedroom. Not even the Romans dared to tell Jesus who could be a disciple.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Obviously that wouldn't apply to Nick and Kayla, but certainly a cretin like April needs to be a million miles away.

But how do you REALLY feel?

 

[Captain Manning]

I think he actually did go in planning on that but then the deal was a lot worse than he was expecting because in his dumb hubris, he thinks that retarded motion Kayla filed was going to intimidate them somehow.

They will wipe their ass with that shit motion.

I still maintain that thing was mainly filed to throw more shit at Aaron, and not in any expectation it'll help Kayla any. Because it won't. You know it. I know it. The lawyers following this know it.

I'm sure he thought he'd get a better deal, but I'm not even sure if he's delusional enough to think Kayla's motion will go anywhere. If I were him, I'd be more concerned that that motion just pisses off the state even more. He needs to get over Aaron, but even if he doesn't, that's not the appropriate avenue to fling shit at Aaron.

Sounds like something the operator of BBN *would* say... I jest...! I jest...!

Damn! You got me! Okay, okay... I'm BBN!

But I am definitely not BBC. I am neither British, nor black. Don't you dare ever suggest that!

Do we have the record of what comment Nick is replying to? I know PaedoMelty privates his stream chat after the fact, so we may not...

@3MMA got it.

It's in response to continuing this whole farce of a defense. It wouldn't make sense for him to say that if he wanted to continue fighting. Because taking this shit to trial will extend this whole thing well into next year. If not longer.

@Cousin Eddie is only considering the $100 superchat, but if you read that together with the response to "cherokeegirl," it becomes much clearer why people now suspect he wants to plea out, and that, in his mind, "doing the right thing" would be him not digging in.

Bottom line: He takes this to trial, he's gonna be at it for a while, and lose anyways. He knows it too. At some point, even he has to be sick of banging his head up against the wall with nothing to show for it.

It makes sense. I'd normally make a "no contact with Co-defendants" a recommendation for probation when I prosecuted, and I advise clients to expect such to be ordered by the court if they plea. Obviously that wouldn't apply to Nick and Kayla, but certainly a cretin like April needs to be a million miles away.

Thank you!

Hopefully people will now stop saying that condition is ridiculous or somehow couldn't be part of a plea deal.

 

[repentance]

Even if the plea offer didn't explicitly state it, probation isn't going to let Nick hang out with people who have pending cases, criminal histories, and/or do drugs as one of his standard conditions of probation.

Does that mean probation officers can impose their own conditions in addition to those specified by the court/in the plea bargain?

 

[Oxous]

Back on Twitter, doing his thing.

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Forgive me if I'm late/not the first to say this, but isn't it a pretty massive failure of logic to claim your daughter's never seen cocaine in her life while also claiming you have video of a cop touching her with cocaine-stained gloves and that's how she tested positive? He's so bad at lying.

 

[daniel day]

Even if every allegation about black hookers and ppp in the cuck chair were true it was never gonna matter. Frankly I thought the metokur maschocist and other discord drama might have done them in especially after they pressed DSP on derich but they did the correct thing and just nuked it and moved on. If andy doing songs about him killing his kid wouldn't do them in it almost nothing short of one of their kids testing positive for cocaine would.

Even if the black hookers - cuck chair thing was real, would it even matter? They're both consenting adults that didn't put their degeneracy out onto the internet for us to gawk and laugh at, and they've consistently been sober every stream for a year. Attempting to distract from Nick's ongoing spiral into rock-bottom with this bullshit is small fries. PPP and Warski didn't give kids coke, they didn't livestream from Hedonism 2, they didn't wear the balldo, they didn't constantly cheat on their wives of 20 years with a coke whore in front of them, and they haven't been lying about being upstanding family men until they flipped overnight from drug and alcohol abuse. Anyone who knows PPP knows that the guy literally bent over and showed his asshole to a camera, and anyone who knows Warski knows about Cokeski Prime, the entire thing is a complete non-issue and an obvious gayop to distract from Nick's titanic fuckup he calls a life.

It makes sense. I'd normally make a "no contact with Co-defendants" a recommendation for probation when I prosecuted, and I advise clients to expect such to be ordered by the court if they plea. Obviously that wouldn't apply to Nick and Kayla, but certainly a cretin like April needs to be a million miles away.

Even if the plea offer didn't explicitly state it, probation isn't going to let Nick hang out with people who have pending cases, criminal histories, and/or do drugs as one of his standard conditions of probation.

And I can 100% see Nick crying like a faggot over it. We already know what kind of regard he holds the prosecution and I doubt he views the judge as legitimate....imagine them having the nerve to tell Nicholas Robert motherfucking Rekieta who can't help him destigmatize the bedroom. Not even the Romans dared to tell Jesus who could be a disciple.

y-yeah but didn't you know ur FAT? You eat too many sandwiches! haha, come on guys, it's funny! Get it? He's FAT?

I'd love to see how quickly Kayla and Nick fall apart once the coke whore is gone. Theres been speculation that nick didn't accept the plea because of a non-association clause, and if thats the case I'd assume nick is the biggest retard on the fucking planet.

 

[AltisticRight]

Dessert:
-Cupboard bleach.

- Skunk and raccoon tartare , with the finest Wal-Mart prepacked hard boiled egg in the middle
- Snapping Turtle sashimi, the thing is still alive
- The freshest caviar, harvested directly from the source, himself...

Edit: Also correct me if I'm wrong @AltisticRight but you don't have any particular knowledge of the MMS test methodology beyond what they post on their website right? Do you have confirmation they use benzoylecgonine as the specificity marker?

Technically correct, everything I posted was based off their website, a couple of their patent filings, and two documents I found on government websites.
They did test for benzoylecgonine, this was confirmed by skelly himself in a haze of druken xeets. He stated that a few are also missing, so presumably he was tested positive for more.

Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

Kinochet or not, it's a decent enough account to see updates on. Although their Xeets often exceed one sentence, so it's not a BMJ-follower friendly account because two sentences is way too long.
I don't think they've outright lied or circulated obvious jokes so far. They're also pretty witty, Kinochet gets annoying and smug once people give him attention.
I also don't care who it is.

Seems they are back

Eighteen naked botch Black transvestite hookers in the showers at Kino Casino
Big hard throbbing GOCKS wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked trannies wanting to be fucked
Hookers in the showers at Kino Casino
On their knees wanting to suck retard fatty cocks
Kino Casino really rocks

 

[repentance]

I'd love to see how quickly Kayla and Nick fall apart once the coke whore is gone. Theres been speculation that nick didn't accept the plea because of a non-association clause, and if thats the case I'd assume nick is the biggest retard on the fucking planet.

Nick and Kayla's marriage was in deep trouble long before April came on the scene and there's been no indication that Nick is interested in attempting to repair it. He describes his life as having been "in crisis" for years (which would include the period when he was making bank streaming) and I find that believable.

If a separation (with or without divorce) was in the offing, then Nick sure as hell wouldn't want to be restrained in any way from seeing April. What happens if he and Kayla divorce and he (heaven forbid) actually marries April? Nothing suggests that Nick and April ended their relationship because it had run its course.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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So that explains why so many people thought he’d plead.

Thank-you! I thought it was obvious, but this makes it more plain.

Thank you!

Hopefully people will now stop saying that condition is ridiculous or somehow couldn't be part of a plea deal.

It seemed very obvious. There seems to be more wrangling needed ITT with gay theories about driving licence suspension (April and Nick), cocaine test result methodology, secret sources in the judge's chambers, and the like...

I still maintain that thing was mainly filed to throw more shit at Aaron, and not in any expectation it'll help Kayla any. Because it won't. You know it. I know it. The lawyers following this know it.

I'm sure he thought he'd get a better deal, but I'm not even sure if he's delusional enough to think Kayla's motion will go anywhere. If I were him, I'd be more concerned that that motion just pisses off the state even more. He needs to get over Aaron, but even if he doesn't, that's not the appropriate avenue to fling shit at Aaron.

The most humourous interpretation is that Nick saw the judge say that he waived his probable cause objection, so Nick took that as a sign to have Kayla file it. Because he is a moron and thinks that was a secret code signal.

Does that mean probation officers can impose their own conditions in addition to those specified by the court/in the plea bargain?

No, but I am sure that they get wide discretion on the interpretation.

 

[daniel day]

Nick and Kayla's marriage was in deep trouble long before April came on the scene and there's been no indication that Nick is interested in attempting to repair it. He describes his life as having been "in crisis" for years (which would include the period when he was making bank streaming) and I find that believable.

If a separation (with or without divorce) was in the offing, then Nick sure as hell wouldn't want to be restrained in any way from seeing April. What happens if he and Kayla divorce and he (heaven forbid) actually marries April? Nothing suggests that Nick and April ended their relationship because it had run its course.

what are the chances that nick speedruns a divorce and marries april so the court cant impose a no-contact order on him? Would this work @Potentially Criminal ?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Admittedly, it's not. But it does suggest that BBN didn't make the claim up out of whole cloth, ala Kinochet. Not if other people heard it elsewhere prior.

The underlying claim could still be wrong, of course, but I don't think it's being repeated by BBN maliciously, and with knowledge of falsehood by BBN.

The problem is that the secret source thing is indistinguishable from making shit up.

Even assuming the best intentions, the fact that two separate accounts claim to have been told the same thing could mean that they were told something incorrect by some other third party making shit up.

Frankly I thought the metokur maschocist and other discord drama might have done them in especially after they pressed DSP on derich but they did the correct thing and just nuked it and moved on.

For people reading this, this isn't true. Warski just got caught having never unfriended Metokur Masochist on Steam.

He managed to unfriend the paypigs who revealed the Vegas orgy but not the pornsick pervert who paid for it who Warski claimed to be "disgusted" by. What a shock!

Based on their promo, their plan to distract is to literally make shit up about Nick Rekieta ("REKIETA PLEADS GUILTY!?!" spoiler alert, no, he didn't) to try to distract.