💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Kovachs]

It's not racist for me to say that because I have a black friend who introduced the daughter of one his occasional fucks to the world of BDSM. Like how fucking awesome is that? High Five! Don't leave me hanging!

Drexel could fuck Balldo's own daughter when she turns 18, and he would probably jerk off and call everyone a nerd. Maybe even before that, the way things are going.

 

[WEEKEND]

"So Mr Rekieta, care to explain these Tweets to the court?"

 

[break these cuffs]

Nick is the man that spent 6 figures on junk "art" he left sitting on the floor. Of course he spent it all. He spent it all as soon as it hit his bank account.

The least he coulda done was gamba it on stream instead of buying useless shit with it like April.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick has expressed dislike of menial tasks and chores. He has said he would rather pay someone to do them than take the time himself because he thinks that he can do 'better' things with his time.

So why the fuck isn't he paying somebody to come and clean his kitchen?

Lawyer's fees eating up all your spare cash, Nick? Remember when he thought he'd be able to grift off a Monty lawsuit? He thought Weeb Wars was the goose that laid the golden fucking egg and he'd just be able to beg for free money off the internet till the end of time?

The thing is, that's lolcow behaviour. That's what cows like Boogie1488 and DarkSidePhyl do. If you take the lolcow path, you shouldn't be surprised that people start to regard you as a fucking lolcow.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Also reminder that Nick KNOWS he’s lying because the retard pre-empted the test results to say any exposure was from another source.

Don't forget this. He KNEW what the tests would show, which is why in the first hearing he wanted it on the record that IF the tests showed anything, it couldn't have been drugs from his home, but from somewhere else. Who the fuck would ever want this statement on the record before any test results were back? The answer is someone who knew what the tests would show.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

So why the fuck isn't he paying somebody to come and clean his kitchen?

He pretends to have money, his dad probably bought that Wagyu beef he was trying to own the farms with. He gave all his money to Randazza who gladly took it to test out his niche legal challenge which was DENIED.

NICK IS FUCKING POOR.

 

[Major]

still doesn't make sense where the 1.2 million went. Maybe it all went on the expensive cars and lolsuits, but he must have alot left.

 

[ChromaQuack]

That cant be possible, he made 1.2mil over superchats, not counting the Rumble contract and his drug empire. It cant be possible that he spent it all in 2 years, even including Randazza. Did he buy Ralph´s NFT? Did he fund a Jamaican baby slaughterhouse for all the strippers in the island?

Off the top of my head, these numbers are speculative and contain claims both unverifiable and retarded:

1. 100k went to the rustang
2. 200k+ went to retarded paintings
3. 250?k went to randazza
4. Possibly around 100k in donations to charity, total.
5. 480k in coco according to coomalot
6. ??? (going to assume 25k a trip because lol) in Hedonism trips
7. 1k to abort Jamal
8. 3k on a single use cintiq
9. 72k on the spaghetti-o snack budget.
10. 5-10k in retarded tattoos for everyone
11. 5k in assorted gay superchats, youtube subs and patreon shit (personally think I'm lowballing hard here)
12. ??? defending his criminal case (I'll round this to 100k while adding Qayla to the mix)
13. $20 in a shitty hot topic belt
14. $180 in wagyu beef
15. 5k in PrEP for gay90s 'underwear parties' and more 'underwear parties' at used dildo store.
16. Undisclosed amount in assorted balldo collectors items
17. A not insignificant amount in expensive whiskey bottles, drank routinely and constantly.
18. A not insignificant amount in home sex-related degeneracy like building and equipping a coom dungeon.
19. 100k+ on a Lincoln Navigator to drive MUH KEEEDZ (Credit to @Pelican Bones)
20. Tens of thousands of dollars in the in-person Vegas and Nashville events
21. Possibly another set of tens of thousands of dollars worth of clothes bought by Nick and Qayla in said events (Credit of the last two @Balldo's Gate)

Tallies to an approximate of 1376200 over 1.5 million dollaridoos, reality may vary wildly from this amount as I may be forgetting something, numbers such as 480k in coco are not verifiable by any means and others are made up wholesale as speculation (supers, tattoo costs)

To add, I think the single use cintiq, 40k limited editions and wagyu beef speak to an inability to handle money in any and all situations, while we can draw an approximate amount from his big expenses there is the fact that anyone who blows a few thousand dollars on a whim for a piece of hardware that they use once is bound to be making multiple similar idiotic purchases on a weekly basis (think of the 10k mechanic dog with a flamethrower he spoke about on stream), over a period of years these would definitely add up to a significant amount.

 

[Pagan Min]

I just find it completely insane that Nick pissed away over a million dollars like that... Yep, maybe he really SHOULD be considered a real hood nigga now, since he spent money like one who won the lottery...

What a fuckin' waste. Could've used that money to ensure the kids got decent college educations for bright futures. But NOPE! Li'l Nicky does what he wants, and fuck what's best for those greedy snot-nosed crotch goblins!!! Besides, his enablers -- er, I mean their grandparents -- will make sure their needs are taken care of... He's got more important things to snort do!

 

[Pelican Bones]

he must have alot left

Lol it's not a matter of how much you've made, but how much you've spent. And Nick has spent it all. That's why the backup Balldo Bunker is on the market right now.

 

[Edward Teach]

Off the top of my head, these numbers are speculative and contain claims both unverifiable and retarded:

Yeah but that 1.2 is not 1.2. I have heard that youtube takes a 30% cut so there goes 360k. And if MN and IRS took another 30% that is 252k. Crackhead is only looking at 588k out of that 1.2mil. But I am sure that did not stop him from spending like it was 1.2mil.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Off the top of my head, these numbers are speculative and contain claims both unverifiable and retarded:

And remember, this is just Nick's dipshit spending. It doesn't include Qayla's dipshit spending, spending related to the kids, utilities/subscriptions/etc., and any other number of things we might not even know about. The Lincoln Navigator would also be well over 100k.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

still doesn't make sense where the 1.2 million went. Maybe it all went on the expensive cars and lolsuits, but he must have alot left.

Yeah but that 1.2 is not 1.2. I have heard that youtube takes a 30% cut so there goes 360k. And if MN and IRS took another 30% that is 252k. Crackhead is only looking at 588k out of that 1.2mil. But I am sure that did not stop him from spending like it was 1.2mil.

YouTube cut STARTS at 30%.
Apple takes their own 30% cut from super chats on iOS devices. YouTube eats that part of their 30%, so the net payout to the creator from iOS super chats is 0.7**2 = 49%

He's got YT/Twitch memberships and Patreon/Locals subscriptions, ad revenue, and the Rumble contract to boost those numbers up, but still

I've been more confused about where all the money came from. I wonder if maybe he really did take Rumble to the cleaners during that one year deal.

A mortgage was taken out on the big home shortly before the Johnny Depp trial, but the home is owned by the trust so it's hard to say what that means without knowing the structure of the trust

Based on the available document date and types associated with the Rekieta home (the larger one owned by the Robert Lord Property Trust, not the one that they kicked someone out for April to move in), it appears a mortgage was taken out on the property on April 7, 2022, four years after the property was purchased in 2018.

Before that date, Rekieta had said his home had no mortgage, which appears consistent with the list of public documents associated with the property.

Off the top of my head, these numbers are speculative and contain claims both unverifiable and retarded:

You're missing the in-person events in 2023 (Vegas and Nashville)

When screaming about how wrong KF was for thinking the Vegas trip was an excuse to cheat on his wife(Camelot has since confirmed he saw Nick with prostitutes in Vegas after he was asked by Nick if he wanted to pick some up) he admitted that he lost tens of thousands of dollars on the trip including all the money he and his wife spent on overpriced clothes. The ticket sales were barely enough to cover the price of the venue IIRC.

As noted you're also missing the Navigator which IIRC was more expensive than the Mustang actually.

 

[daffodils]

He's back on Twitter, replying to Dick Masterson and random alogs. Not that interesting.

Misty, the Locals jailbird, made an appearance a few days ago to explain how Nick was dragged into the gutter by bad guys:

Link/Archive

I would be interested in watching the stream you described.

I just watched the free preview on Locals (~30m, about half the stream). Anyone with a free account can access that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is the absolute mongo who thought having a 107 degree fever was a credible claim.

I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure above 103 you start getting brain damage, like your brain is literally cucking cooking.

 

[Frak_Binatra]

And remember, this is just Nick's dipshit spending. It doesn't include Qayla's dipshit spending, spending related to the kids, utilities/subscriptions/etc., and any other number of things we might not even know about. The Lincoln Navigator would also be well over 100k.

Star trek collectibles and enough prescription medications to sedate a blue whale

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

He's back on Twitter, replying to Dick Masterson and random alogs. Not that interesting.

He keeps tweeting about all the drugs he's done that messed up his brain. I think it's worth archiving this.


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[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He's back on Twitter, replying to Dick Masterson and random alogs. Not that interesting.

Misty, the Locals jailbird, made an appearance a few days ago to explain how Nick was dragged into the gutter by bad guys:

Link/Archive
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I just watched the free preview on Locals (~30m, about half the stream). Anyone with a free account can access that.

these people have a strange idea of normal society and socitial gutters. Sean eats sandwiches and paints models. Nick does shitloads of drugs and claims "animesuckscopeandsneed" ten gorllion times.

It isn't eating sandwiches that puts you in the gutter, between the two.

 

[TexOffender]

He keeps tweeting about all the drugs he's done that messed up his brain. I think it's worth archiving this.

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I remember a story he said on one livestream where he said he took an edible while at some convention and he was supposed to go and speak to an audience. After an hour or so after he took it he went up and took the mic and was like "what am I doing here?" Far as i can tell we never found any video of this.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Lol it's not a matter of how much you've made, but how much you've spent. And Nick has spent it all. That's why the backup Balldo Bunker is on the market right now.

Grandma and grandpa probably have future university funds covered because any responsible parent wouldn't spend money the way he is with 5 children. Looking at Minnesota in-state school tuition, rates will be twice this by the time the 9 year old hits university age.

Resident: $34,576
5 Kids: $172,880

Commuter: $26,456
5 Kids: $132,280

Spoiler: University of Minnesota Tuition Rates 2024-2025

In honor of the Trump victory (and Crackity Rackets continuing to be a complete failure), I just thought I'd post this video again...

Sadly, they content id blocked the AI Rackets one, you cannot re-upload to Youtube.

Rumble hasn't taken it down yet
Nick Rekieta's Great Day
Choose A Balldo