💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Folgers Can]

It is day 80......


And still no one wants to buy that shitty house.

What do they care when or whether it sells? In their addled swiss-cheese brains, the Potemkin listing's photos of hastily assembled personal belongings already served their purpose of "proving" to the county (or to haters, or both) that the "nanny" supposedly never resided in the main house, and when their legal troubles finally blow over, they'll be free to simply de-list, remodel with mommy and daddy's money, and re-list for top dollar at their leisure. Sure, finding a sucker to buy it at as-is at list price between now and then would be a welcome surprise, but not necessary. It sucks for the poor realtor though, doing all this work on commission and probably having a few out-of-pocket costs into it too, only to be told nevermind when he's outlived his usefulness.

 

[daffodils]

Another daughter and the oldest son also make an appearance. Kayla addresses the latter by name.

So after all of the sperging out about people stalking his kids, they’re just naming them on streams that they must know get clipped and redistributed?

okay.

Correction: that wasn't Kayla but an older woman who brought Nick's boys home. You can see her through the kitchen window. They discuss some sort of activity for the next day.

Either Nick wants to become a family blogger or he's getting really sloppy.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Anyone can have an accident.
Like none of you guys have ever slipped up and left a loaded crack pipe where your 8 year old daughter could get at it and she accidently smoked it copying what she'd seen daddy doing.
Next you're gonna try and tell me you never gave any of your kids speedballs by accident instead of their Adderal because you used the wrong rig when you were trying to get the little bastards darlings to calm down and give you an hour or so peace.
IV just works quicker, is all.


Its an everyday mistake, just one of those things crackhead parents get caught out by time to time no biggy.

Sorry you're all such NERDS.

 

[Airstrip One]

Hello, cocaine experts? Any thoughts?
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FAVOURED DAUGHTER OF REKIETA WHO WILL ONE DAY BRING BALANCE TO ALL COCAINE: What are metabolites?

REKIETA: Metabolites are a microscopic lifeform that reside within all cocaine. You have to take a fuck load of different drugs before you can see them with the naked eye, but they're there. Mark my words, they're there alright.

That's why you have to be really careful what you cut your cocaine with, or you'll kill all of the metabolites and it won't work any more. If your cocaine breaks down like that, then you'll have to take it to a licenced cocaine dealer to get it fixed. It doesn't have to be the dealer who you bought it from, but it does need to be a licenced dealer who can order parts from the manufacturer in Columbia and who carries cocaine insurance, which means that you have to drive an extra five miles after you drop your kids off at soccer-flute practice, and then sit in a waiting room with a broken coffee machine and CNN blaring at you from a TV in the corner of the ceiling, while you stare at a Pride flag sticker that somebody attached to the window, wondering what spectrum of gender or sexuality the colour puce is supposed to represent.

FAVOURED DAUGHTER OF REKIETA: Are their metabolites inside of me?

REKIETA: Inside your cells, yes, mostly your hair cells. They've probably rewired parts of your brain, so you're like a superhero, like one of the X-Men if the X-Men did cocaine. And we are symbionts with the metabolites, like Venom, the negro Spider-Man. It's not racist for me to say that because I have a black friend who introduced the daughter of one his occasional fucks to the world of BDSM. Like how fucking awesome is that? High Five! Don't leave me hanging!

FAVOURED DAUGHTER OF REKIETA: [Reluctantly returning her father's high five] Symbionts?

REKIETA: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the metabolites cocaine could not exist, and I would have no knowledge of how completely fucking awesome I am all the fucking time. Disco would have never happened and many of the top-selling rock albums of the 1980s would never have been made. I would never have had the confidence to give those two really fun Jamaican dudes carte blanche to bareback me like a catholic schoolgirl, while your dead-eyed mother sat in a chair in a dark corner of our poolside junior hotel suite, staring vacantly into the middle distance. The metabolites continually speak to me and your mother, telling us what great, totally reprehensible, I mean responsible, parents we both are. Like, do you also hear a multitude of voices, like right now?

 

[daniel day]

He doesn't love April. He doesn't love anyone but himself. She loves the attention and supposed adoration she gives him. April's a homewrecker who'll get bored of nick and his family as soon there's no more advantage for her to be there. She'll find some other older man with more money, more drugs and no kids to get in the way.

im just sayin, Null could buy rackets house and steal his bitch in one swoop, maybe even take that little dog they keep locked up like a prisoner.

 

[Procrastinhater]

maybe even take that little dog they keep locked up like a prisoner.

I'm worried about that little bug eyed dude.
We've had no proof of life for months, there's rumors it's kept locked in the bathroom all the time, and Rekieta snuffs small animals for fun. I'd like to think he's not a big enough asshole to kill the pug out of spite, rage, or neglect, but this is a guy who let his kids suffer so he could LARP as a fucking Frat boy in his 40's.

 

[Nod Flenders]

He doesn't love April. He doesn't love anyone but himself. She loves the attention and supposed adoration she gives him. April's a homewrecker who'll get bored of nick and his family as soon there's no more advantage for her to be there. She'll find some other older man with more money, more drugs and no kids to get in the way.

Nick has all the signs of a narcissist. Completely unwilling to take an L, and thinking about nobody but himself.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Just in case that last one didn't get the point across, this fucking guy, who streamed just one day prior flexing his rehabilitated aggressively monogamous trad-dad image over a bowl of overpriced hamburger helper, had to reiterate that he indeed did steal, and presently still loves, the "live-in nanny" that he platonically watched football with this Sunday and has totally not been fucking to this very day:

This is key. He still deeply, truly thinks he's winning/ won/ a winner.

He's the narcissist's prayer embodied.

Included not for the first time in this thread, but it bears repeating:

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

A breakdown.

Short version of the breakdown:

The Narcissist's Prayer (by Dayna Craig) beautifully illustrates the inner workings of the narcissistic mind. Denial, gaslighting, minimising poor behaviour, blameshifting and shamedumping all feature in this one simple verse, all hallmarks of covert emotional abuse. To a narcissist the 'truth' is not seen as a finite, fixed entity, but as being malleable - as being whatever the narcissist says it is, at the time they say it. The truth is simply whatever serves the narcissist at that particular time.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think he's pretending. It's an easy bet to assume he's clueless.

This is the absolute mongo who thought having a 107 degree fever was a credible claim.

 

[Not Who You Think]

She's there, offscreen, sounding slightly more lively than last time, interacting with Nick. Kitchen still looks like a bomb went off. Out of the blue, Nick makes snippy remarks about KF ("When did they become the Internet police?") and Sean (fat), but they go nowhere. Very low energy. Kayla says Nick's beige slop is delicious. He asks her if she can believe that there are people out there who think he pressured her into being skinny. She answers that she pressured herself, sounding kind of defeated. Weight seems to be on the Rekieta household's mind: at one point the youngest daughter comes up to Kayla and complains that someone called her fat. Kayla assures her that she's "very healthy". Another daughter and the oldest son also make an appearance. Kayla addresses the latter by name. Eventually she reminds Nick to switch the stream to members only.

Haven't watched the whole thing yet.

Correction: that wasn't Kayla but an older woman who brought Nick's boys home. You can see her through the kitchen window. They discuss some sort of activity for the next day.

Much appreciated!

It looks like Kayla's situation hasn't changed much at present (house still a mess, Nick wearing same clothes for at least two days, April still messing about). Kayla claiming that she alone pressured herself to be skinny is the path of least resistance for her, although there is no mention of Nick trying to prevent her fairly dramatic weight loss for her own health. In fact, Nick often bragged about how little Kayla weighed: "I loved her from being 110lbs (her weight in her 20s) to 105lbs (what she weighed at one point in 2023)".

The first cooking stream had Nick preparing supper at 8pm and not dishing up food until over an hour later. Two kids being at dance meant they went to dance class without a proper supper unless they got take-out. From the banter between Kayla and the youngest it sounds like she was subsisting on snacks until that point. Nick making his family wait until he is streaming to cook food for them in a bid to show that he is a good parent/husband is gross. Kayla dazedly interacting with Nick or her child just sounded depressing, and Nick's jokes about how alive she is are pretty ironic at this stage.

As performative as these streams are, I would be interested in watching the stream you described. I look forward to anyone posting a link to a copy of the stream or the like.

 

[Law]

im just sayin, Null could buy rackets house and steal his bitch in one swoop,

Joshua Moon, step-father of five

 

[Bean Sidhe]

What do they care when or whether it sells?

I think he needs the money from the sale. He has a lot of legal irons in the fire, and those add up pretty quickly, even if Mommy And Daddy are financing some of it. But we'll see at some point, I suppose.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Joshua Moon, step-father of five

Null doesn't even want to give us another Nick E-Mote, why in hell do you people believe he'd even want to consider buying Nick's house?

 

[daniel day]

Joshua Moon, step-father of five

breaking news from kandiyohi county: 5 children formerly under the care of Nicholas Robert Rekieta, known cuckold and crack addict, have been awarded in the first-ever "get fucked NERD" decision by the MN supreme court to Jersh "Null" Moon. Sources say they have already gained 10 pounds on fine european cheeses and white-sauce pizzas after only a month in his care.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

I think he needs the money from the sale. He has a lot of legal irons in the fire, and those add up pretty quickly, even if Mommy And Daddy are financing some of it. But we'll see at some point, I suppose.

Also, he needs money to save more innocent Jamaican strippers. He just has a very big heart.

 

[Desktop User2]

I think he needs the money from the sale. He has a lot of legal irons in the fire, and those add up pretty quickly, even if Mommy And Daddy are financing some of it. But we'll see at some point, I suppose.

That cant be possible, he made 1.2mil over superchats, not counting the Rumble contract and his drug empire. It cant be possible that he spent it all in 2 years, even including Randazza. Did he buy Ralph´s NFT? Did he fund a Jamaican baby slaughterhouse for all the strippers in the island?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Someone a while ago said that the reason Nicky licked the bottle was because he mixed cocaine in the booze. What is the earliest stream he licked the bottle in?
Might be a good time stamp for his cocaine addiction setting in.

 

[Windy Moors]

who is this retard rekieta simp?

Retard is right, Johnny Silverhand has tweeted 20,103 times in 11 months:


Believes there is no evidence that Rekieta gave his daughter cocaine, but thinks its possible Aaron may have:

Link / Archive

Rekieta only committed child abuse accidentally:

Link / Archive

There will come a time in the future when these Balldowashers will condemn a person they don't like, for the exact same crimes Rekieta is guilty of. I'm looking forward to archiving their hypocrisy.

 

[Pelican Bones]

That cant be possible, he made 1.2mil over superchats, not counting the Rumble contract and his drug empire. It cant be possible that he spent it all in 2 years, even including Randazza. Did he buy Ralph´s NFT? Did he fund a Jamaican baby slaughterhouse for all the strippers in the island?

Nick is the man that spent 6 figures on junk "art" he left sitting on the floor. Of course he spent it all. He spent it all as soon as it hit his bank account.

 

[Law]

He spent it all as soon as it hit his bank account.

Cokepilled and Junkiemaxxing