💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
If she follows Rackets gossip, there's no way she didn't see Casino clips, even if it was just via Rekieta clip channel.
 
AltisticRight said:
Ana, I think you had a nice Kinoween.

>Gollum
>Kayfabe
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"Kayfabe" has been making the rounds of the bigbrain internet for a while. Here's Scott Alexander using it in 2021: "But if you're in a community where everybody puts a lot of effort into pretending to be pro-racist all the time, and where any breaking of kayfabe gets punished, eventually some people who aren't in on the joke just get actually racist, and if you're so devoted to edginess that you can't politely take those people aside and explain, eventually that takes over the culture."
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I love how practically no one in this thread has given a shit about his latest lolcope stream for the past few hours
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I'd watch it if I knew where. Has anyone restreamed it?
 
Man oh man, Nick's election stream last night was AMAZING!!! All those guests! The witty & insightful analysis! And all those SUPERCHATS!!! He's back, baby! 5 star days, bish!!!

Oh wait... That didn't happen, did it, Nick? You were too bitch-made to fire up a stream and rake in EASY money covering Trump's triumphant return to the White House! SUFFAH, RACKETS!!! LOL
 
All you incel prudes don't understand Nick. The election stream will coming next Thursday. He's not a nerd. He needs news articles to parrot and read verbatim, and he needs any hype over the event to die down before he starts talking about it.
 
Pagan Min said:
Man oh man, Nick's election stream last night was AMAZING!!! All those guests! The witty & insightful analysis! And all those SUPERCHATS!!! He's back, baby! 5 star days, bish!!!

Oh wait... That didn't happen, did it, Nick? You were too bitch-made to fire up a stream and rake in EASY money covering Trump's triumphant return to the White House! SUFFAH, RACKETS!!! LOL
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You just don't understand, NERD. He was incredibly busy shuttling kids to 1am chess club and cooking a pot of noodles too long.
 
Owlbear said:
All you incel prudes don't understand Nick. The election stream will coming next Thursday. He's not a nerd. He needs news articles to parrot and read verbatim, and he needs any hype over the event to die down before he starts talking about it.
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Oh, so it's like his law license all over again?

KF: Haha, faggot didn't do an election stream.
Nick: Ah shit! I gotta do an election stream! *reacts to three day old pre-recorded news feeds*
 
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Pagan Min said:
Man oh man, Nick's election stream last night was AMAZING!!! All those guests! The witty & insightful analysis! And all those SUPERCHATS!!! He's back, baby! 5 star days, bish!!!

Oh wait... That didn't happen, did it, Nick? You were too bitch-made to fire up a stream and rake in EASY money covering Trump's triumphant return to the White House! SUFFAH, RACKETS!!! LOL
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Poor Nick, as if it wasn't already bad enough that he had to miss out on all the "cool" kids experiencing "fun" and "joy" hopping in and out of each other's streams about what is essentially the Superbowl of his chosen profession (political-grift-streaming that is, not nonpracticing-lawyering), sure enough, those rascals had to add insult to injury by dunking on Nick (and "indirectly" dunking on a certain someone else whose name shall not be spoken) over and over again:


Sammich Enthusiast: If I lived out in the countryside there'd be celebratory gunfire.
Aaron: There'd have to be, right? Yeah.
Sammich Enthusiast: I don't - I live next to an airport, I can't do that. And I live in the middle of, like, the suburbs... that would not go well.
Aaron: You know, I could - I could have, I knew a place where they had guns, but they got 'em taken away, so unfortunately I can't go get 'em.
Sammich Enthusiast: *laughs*
Aaron: What?
Sammich Enthusiast: *laughs*
Aaron: What?
Sammich Enthusiast: *laughs* Oh no...
Aaron: My uncle got into some tax trouble, he had to sell 'em.
Sammich Enthusiast: Oh, OK, your "uncle". Yeah. Can I bring up Mama JF? Yeah, we - we'll bring 'em all on.
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Sammich Enthusiast: [unintelligible] is gettin' too cold for naked twister. People are gonna stick together, that's not good.
Aaron: You know what I used to say in my old friend group, it's never too cold for naked twister.
Sammich Enthusiast: Especially if you do some snow angels?
Aaron: After December 11th, Sean, after December 11th.
Sammich Enthusiast: *laughs* December 11th.
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Hey wait a minute, WTF is all this about December 11th in particular? Isn't there some sort of court hearing on that exact date about how Nick was artfully baited into declaring himself legally a cuck, only to then have to sit back and watch the cuckor walk away with a slap on the wrist?

Are you gonna take that shit, Nick? Are you gonna TAKE THAT SHIT? This grievous insult demands a response, and I can think of no better way than to fire up a stream post-haste on a real-deal platform outside your 70-viewer sycophantic hugbox and finally defend your wife's honour. Or will this just be another win for the Toe?
 
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In honor of the Trump victory (and Crackity Rackets continuing to be a complete failure), I just thought I'd post this video again...


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After rewatching the video, I noticed the state of his kitchen and had to laugh... If Nick's drug binging had been a LIITLE bit more intense and for a little longer, his kitchen probably would've matched the one in the vid! LOL
 
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Pagan Min said:
In honor of the Trump victory (and Crackity Rackets continuing to be a complete failure), I just thought I'd post this video again...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WRu_-9MBpd4
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After rewatching the video, I noticed the state of his kitchen and had to laugh... If Nick's drug binging had been a LIITLE bit more intense and for a little longer, his kitchen probably would've matched the one in the vid! LOL
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Sadly, they content id blocked the AI Rackets one, you cannot re-upload to Youtube. *sigh*
 
Pagan Min said:
It'd be difficult for Rackets to seem exciting in comparison to Trumpmania 2: Electric Boogaloo right now... Just give it a bit, and perhaps Li'l Nicky will wind up setting himself on fire while huffing gas... ;)
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True... I cannot see Rackets being smart enough to just plead guilty and not drag this shit out... 2024 has been the most KINO year of the decade.
 
You know, for all my vitriolic shit-posting on here, I've gotta agree with a number of other posters in here that there actually IS a way out of this mess for Nick. For starters:
  • Talk to his lawyer and try to get the best possible plea deal he can;
  • Settle with Monty & PAY THE MAN WHAT YOU OWE, NICK;
  • Offer up a heartfelt and honest apology to everyone involved -- preferably in person AS WELL AS in a video on his channel;
  • Take several months off the internet while going to an in-house drug program to get COMPLETELY cleaned up; and
  • Take several MORE months off reconnecting with his family in an honest attempt to become a MUCH better father and husband.
(Of course, there'd be a lot of other steps in there that I'm forgetting...)

Once all that'd done, then he could attempt a comeback and try to build back up some sort of audience again. As others have already stated, people love a good comeback story -- ESPECIALLY if the person making the comeback is humbled and appreciative of the second chance. Ah, but there's the key! Rackets would HAVE to have his "Come to Jesus" moment and REPENT for everything that he's done, and then he'd have to WANT to be a better person! Unfortunately, I don't see him doing that...

But wouldn't it be great if Nick could look at this thread and laugh along with us at the dumb shit he's done? But I guess he wouldn't be in the running for another LOTY if he could do anything like learn from his mistakes or laugh at himself...
 
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Ah, but there's the key! Rackets would HAVE to have his "Come to Jesus" moment and REPENT for everything that he's done, and then he'd have to WANT to be a better person! Unfortunately, I don't see him doing that...
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But why would he do that? Jesus was just some sinner anyway.
 
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