💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I´d imagine nobody would bathe in glowing orange water. Maybe it was as recent as April moving in that they got the iron seepage into the well.

Maybe it has something to do with April's "condition".

Spoiler: April Self-Medicating

 

[AnOminous]

I have to be on record as saying I never found Rekieta entertaining or worth watching back in his peak era, his law-talking was unimpressive to me.

I liked his subject matter, and it's not like it takes Laurence Tribe to explain that a lolsuit is going to be smacked down with a 12(b)(6) motion because that's what happens. I honestly don't think he got as much wrong as people say before he pickled his brain, although it seems now his specialty is being absolutely wrong about everything all the time.

It's like when he put on the Sonichu medallion, he put the Rekieta curse on himself.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Man, after I changed to PEX, I never looked back.

Enjoy your feminizing microplastics while Balldo Man gets free iron supplements in his drinking water.

 

[Desktop User2]

Maybe it has something to do with April's "condition".

Spoiler: April Self-Medicating

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Aaron could probably confirm since they were trying to sell him this house. Most likely he would´ve seen the house before talking about buying it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Maybe it has something to do with April's "condition".

Spoiler: April Self-Medicating

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BLEEUUGH.

You're not supposed to be able to smell them coming up the driveway.

April will ruin every gathering where people eat by simply being there.

Imagine being that disgusting.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It can be either:
https://www.health.state.mn.us/communities/environment/water/wells/waterquality/iron.html

My guess is still that it's directly related to the water. As far as how recently it started, it probably started the day the pump was first turned on and might be common enough in that area as to go essentially unnoticed by the locals.

And yet, most people on well water manage it and don't wind up with murder scene bathrooms. Considering they obviously didn't use/maintain a proper water filtration/treatment system with an iron filter (despite living there for a couple of years), I'm guessing they also have not done testing for or management of coliform bacteria, lead, arsenic, nitrate, or manganese, all of which are common in well water in that area (see the link you included).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You're not supposed to be able to smell them coming up the driveway.

“Don't worry about the mystery odor we thought was a dead mouse or a rapidly decaying body -- it was just April’s vagina!”

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

I'm guessing they also have not done testing for or management of coliform bacteria, lead, arsenic, nitrate, or manganese,

What for? It's not like they can become MORE retarded.

 

[The Internet Dick]

The time when this shit went borderline mainstream was a great moment to see which "online personality" is a true and honest degenerate. Spoiler: It's all of them.

I wonder if the rampant depravity common to most online personalities in this corner of the Internet is because the personas they adopt and the near-virtual lives they lead untether them from reality. Look at Rekieta, ungrounded to the point cucking himself on sex tourist vacations, exposing his children to drugs, and fucking another man's wife are just something one does. Comes to that, look at any of them running in those circles: pornsick degenerates in cow costumes getting fucked in the ass, skeevy evil fucks coaxing severely autistic women into doing piss porn, sleazy fat fucks talking shit, eating shit, pissing in bottles, and beating their wives.

Seeing all this play out, I await the arrival of The Tranny Hooker of Doom, who always makes an appearance just before the end. For it is written: Those living the Lowtax Lifestyle shall go the Way of Lowtax, and that Way invariably features tranny hookers.

Behold!

 

[Desktop User2]

And yet, most people on well water manage it and don't wind up with murder scene bathrooms. Considering they obviously didn't use/maintain a proper water filtration/treatment system with an iron filter (despite living there for a couple of years), I'm guessing they also have not done testing for or management of coliform bacteria, lead, arsenic, nitrate, or manganese, all of which are common in well water in that area (see the link you included).

Poorly maintaining a stagnant water source like wells seems like a terrible idea.

 

[Potato CPA]

I may have lost track of the timeline in the thread here. Does anyone know what the next big milestone is? We wait for a ruling from the Judge on the Franks Motion? Or is it just onward to whatever the next omnibus date is, or Kayla's omnibus? Just looking for an anchor instead of waiting around in limbo for something to happen

 

[Sharpeteer]

“Don't worry about the mystery odor we thought was a dead mouse or a rapidly decaying body -- it was just April’s vagina!”

I would prefer the dead mouse. At least you can just throw it away without too many people getting upset, right? I'm sure April has at least one real friend out there.

As for the rapidly decaying body, well just how recently dead are we talking here?

While I bet Nick himself absolutely enjoys April's wonderful smells, that house is pretty much ruined.

it was just April’s vagina!”

So I decided to read this story because I guess I just hate keeping my food down, and look.

Spoiler

HA.

 

[The Wokest]

That's interesting. I would have guessed because of his beef with Ron Toye, 2019, and not 2020, would have been the peak.

The sharp dropoff beginning in 2023 certainly makes sense though. For obvious reasons.

No, the peak has to be during the Jack Murphy thing but I'm to lazy to check if it coincides.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

All Nick seems to talk about these days is pedos....interesting. It's almost like he thinks about only that all the time. Weird.

Isn't it FUNNY and WEIRD? ackackackackack

 

[House Cat]

You Scandinavian incel prudes, don’t you know that when you reupload a video, classic white spots appear on the nose like this?
Your browser is not able to display this video.

I'll be honest. When the video first appeared, it was really hard for me to see "the white stuff" and I thought whatever. You can kind of see it, but I kept living my life.

THIS video, WOW! He didn't even have the fucking decency to wipe himself off. He straight up Tony Montana'd his nose into a pile of coke... then walked out and told us it was "urine." Well Nick... URINE for a real treat with this one! 26 years to be exact!

I disagree. He did an entire stream co-signing and promoting Barnes’s take as the “best defense strategy” early on and even flat out said that Josh and everyone on Kiwifarms had to prove why the warrant didn’t violate the constitution only to be BTFO’D by Nate at the end of the stream, and then he completely flipped once more evidence came out and tried to claim he “always waits for the evidence and only argues the facts.”
Mindset is a two faced snake who only switched to the anti-nick side when he saw it would be more profitable for him

I give him no credit whatsoever, because when he realized he fucked up by buying into Barnes's bullshit, and bitching out the Farms for not "disproving" any of it, he spun it as "okay, now the Farms is finally doing what I want." The thread didn't change or "accommodate" him in any way. He just fucked up in backing the wrong horse, and tried to save face by claiming we suddenly became smart.

Fuck Mindset for that.

Sean > Andrew

FUCK. MINDSET.
That googly-eyed piece of shit is the biggest grifter and use to be one of Nick's biggest ball washers. The guy changes sides faster than an Aaron Imholte . . . without the thruple. So many times in the past he has starts on one side, but his one good eye waits to see where the wind blows, and waits to see where most of the crowd goes. If the crowd stays with him, he goes in hard. If the crowd goes against the side he originally shilled for, he goes and makes a whole new video and acts like he never was for the other side, completely gaslighting the audience. It's annoying.

Side note with Mindset: Do we not remember he tried to start a MGTOW channel of "Men Going East" that epically bombed he refuses to acknowledge? Yeah, another gaslighting thing he does.

Sean has been with Kiwi since the beginning, and the ONLY reason Googly Mindset is trying to stay in good with KF is to make sure he doesn't get his own thread. Sorry, but Mindset never endured abuse the way our King . . . our Liege Sean did.
Do we need reminding?

EDIT:
Hi Ana! If you haven't seen this video . . . you should check this shit out!
Watch as the Balldo man gets angry and tells Sean REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN how he and his wife are monogamous.
"Over and over" is an incredible understatement in this video btw . . .
Watch how the Balldoman lies so easily . . .

 

[Strix454]

This is a picture of the water softener and pressure tank set-up at Nick's second house from Zillow. Its a Culligan HE water treatment system and if it were being properly maintained, the house shouldn't be having any issues with iron in the water.

The circular mark on the floor may indicate that an older water treatment system was replaced at some point. Nick being Nick the easy explanation is I guess that he ignored and didn't maintain the water softener. That even when it totally failed and the water started staining everything, it was just ignored.

 

[Sharpeteer]

FUCK. MINDSET.
That googly-eyed piece of shit is the biggest grifter and use to be one of Nick's biggest ball washers. The guy changes sides faster than an Aaron Imholte . . . without the thruple. So many times in the past he has starts on one side, but his one good eye waits to see where the wind blows, and waits to see where most of the crowd goes. If the crowd stays with him, he goes in hard. If the crowd goes against the side he originally shilled for, he goes and makes a whole new video and acts like he never was for the other side, completely gaslighting the audience. It's annoying.

Don't forget that when he flip flopped on Nick, he told his audience that he "challenged" the Kiwis to get the documents, even though the site was going to get them anyway. So once we had them, which again was going to happen anyway, he flip flopped and made it sound like the site got the docs because "he challenged the Kiwis and we came through." Add that to the list of times he gaslighted and tried to control the narrative.

I will never like him.

"Barnes is saying a lot of really important things and no one is listening!"

 

[Vibralldo]

I'll be honest. When the video first appeared, it was really hard for me to see "the white stuff" and I thought whatever. You can kind of see it, but I kept living my life.

THIS video, WOW! He didn't even have the fucking decency to wipe himself off. He straight up Tony Montana'd his nose into a pile of coke... then walked out and told us it was "urine." Well Nick... URINE for a real treat with this one! 26 years to be exact!

You can really see the duper's delight smile after he says how "whiskey makes you pee a lot"

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

This is a picture of the water softener and pressure tank set-up at Nick's second house from Zillow. Its a Culligan HE water treatment system and if it were being properly maintained, the house shouldn't be having any issues with iron in the water.

The circular mark on the floor may indicate that an older water treatment system was replaced at some point. Nick being Nick the easy explanation is I guess that he ignored and didn't maintain the water softener. That even when it totally failed and the water started staining everything, it was just ignored.

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Or maybe Ape has a filthy cunt

 

[Not Who You Think]

Percent of Nick's YouTube streams containing the word "cuck" (including suffixes like -old, -ed, etc)

2018 62%
2019 62%
2020 70%
2021 52%
2022 68%
2023 32%
2024 21%


Percent of Nick's YouTube streams containing the word "degenerate" (including suffixes like -ed, etc)

2018 27%
2019 27%
2020 32%
2021 50%
2022 56%
2023 24%
2024 20%

Interesting. Is there any correlation between your findings and Nick's use of the word "prude" in recent years?

Also, Fun Fact: Nick Rekieta didn't always like the term "cuck"

During a stream on August 19th 2019, Nick revealed that he was opposed to the term the term "cuck" because Mike Cernovich over-used the word on Juju the Cow's show.

Nick then officially repented of this and explained that he changed his mind when he saw how angry it made people. Nick couldn't figure out why it made people angry "...unless you were a little bit worried about it."

Thenceforth, Nick couldn't help but use it all the time (until more recently).

Nick not understanding why people would find being called a cuck offensive, even/especially if untrue, is telling. Since he has gone on record saying that words themselves don't mean anything (it only matters what you mean) it stands to reason that Nick lacks the capacity to fully understand how it could ever apply to him. In the event that Nick reads this thread, I will spell it out for him here:

In short, a cuck is a fool with the added insult of infidelity. This is can be a distressing allegation for someone who is in an actual loving relationship as it impugns the honor of both the husband and the wife. Additionally, giving consent for others to have sex with your significant other/spouse makes you a relationally retarded loveless degenerate with no serious concept of healthy relationships or marriage (let alone monogamy).

To put it another way: Nick Rekieta is a cuck. A consenting cuck.

In fact, Nick embodies possibly the most accurate representation of one of Nick's favorite terms: "cucksent"

I don't have the picture of the guy that Kayla allegedly had sex with at Hedonism II (the time Nick couldn't "perform" with his partner) so this is the best I could do at the moment.



Moving on... Inasmuch as sincere forms of love are foreign to Nick, he will not understand why cucking is so shameful and why being called a cuck is offensive to some people. As it happens, Nick has always been an insincere wastrel who consequently can't even honestly recognize the cuckoldry in his own life... well, unless he's trying to get his wife's boyfriend on revenge porn charges.