💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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That new house is def white trash special. I bet in 5 years it'll show some signs of poor workmanship.
 
Andoxico said:
It's our privilege to be in the presence of Jackass Scalfatty
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And that my friends is called hubris. Something that Jesus spoke out against.

Super Hans v2 said:
I'm convinced the only reason Jack didn't die a decade ago is because both refuse his soul entry.
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I've said that before.

God says to Satan, "I took Henry Kissenger. You owe me".
Satan says to God, "yeah? Well I took Pat Robertson. You owe ME". And it goes back and forth like that.

Bassomatic said:
That new house is def white trash special. I bet in 5 years it'll show some signs of poor workmanship.
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That's okay. Fatty should be dead by then.
 
Ihatejackscalfani said:
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  • Sand art
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    Some synagogues have white sand on their floors to remind congregants of the 40 years the Jews spent wandering the desert in biblical times. It can also be a way to honor Portuguese ancestors.
  • Sand and soul
    In some traditions, throwing sand on a coffin can be symbolic. For example, three spadefuls of sand can represent the three basic levels of the soul, while five spadefuls can represent those three levels plus two higher levels. "

    I guess? Who the fuck knows,

    EDIT: Obligatory merchant meme for the hell of it,
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Jews are weird
 
Still no recipe roulette.
Guntanator said:
Why so many god damn bathrooms.
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shit shit shit, shit shit shit, shit your doody, shit your doody!

Even Tammy's office has the horrible dragbar blue curtains. That's not a plus!

False living room? This is the studio right, is this like the Sopranos?!

Main kitchen is blue gray nonsense, and appliance hoard #1

Why is Jack doing the copyright defeating music in his own domicile?

The garage is a door. Masterful tour.

Claustrophobic shithole, how is jack's chair supposed to traverse this? Even the pantries look like a death space.

Is this Jack's pyramid?

all throughout, gray, white depression. I give the designers the benefit of the scalfatties demanding this. Jack's got the terminal shower stool. There's no coming back from that.
I get sad when I see shower stools next to dumpsters, it means a cripple died. With Jack I'd celebrate.

Oh, NOW we're in studio land, the previous tour was... what.

That guest bedroom may be the most unwelcoming I've seen. maybe they're trying to discourage jr from re-nesting?

Studio kitchen is of course a reproduction of the kitchen from the old house, with the blue and gray nonsense.

The wood deck is the warmest section of the entire section of the house and will likely be the spot of the pyre that eventually kills the scalfatties.

Fucking Die Jack.
 
Besides the constant Danny Devito Penguin rattling, the saddest part of the livestream is how content Jack seems with his upcoming demise. He happily tells viewers that Tamm'y intentionally built Jack's part of the house separately, with it's own laundry room and bathroom, so it could function as a mother in law apartment for Tammy's mom when Jack is gone. In a way I guess its smart that Tammy's planning for her post-Jack life, but it's depressing that everyone around him is fluffing Jack's casket pillows as the oaf frets over gay agendas in movies.
 
It's actually impressive how awful Jack's choices in design are. I can't wait for him to refuse to show parts of his house or set when they get made fun of again.
 
Adamska said:
It's actually impressive how awful Jack's choices in design are. I can't wait for him to refuse to show parts of his house or set when they get made fun of again.
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There's no warmth there. The entire place felt sterile and devoid of any actual character. Sure an argument could be made that they just moved in and it's not complete but still, it lacks something. It's bland. It's just a house, not a home.

Granted Jr & Jr's place wasn't much better based on the pictures we saw so I'm guessing the Scalfatties just have no sense of style or taste. As much as we rag on his old home it looked a lot better than the new one.
 
What's funny is that so many youtube cooks have nightmare scary kitchens, but all of them are more inviting than this blue gray nonsense. It's like he told the designer "I want it to look like a dementor ate all the happiness here."

You need warm colors for a cooking show. You have to make the kitchen inviting, like the viewer can come get some food and enjoy it with the host.
Shit, Sam the cooking guy cooks in his backyard, and hell yeah I want to go chow down on some grilled cheese sandwiches there.
I feel like the scalfatty tomb smells of shit and rot. I'd say there is no hope there, but that poor dog will die in that fucking harness.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Fatty seems like the kind of guy that would have bought this for Jr at a young age:

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And yes. This is an actual product. Meanwhile Fatty exemplifies all seven of the Deadly Sins.
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Which of the 7 sins wouldn't he exemplify?
Gluttony, self explanatory
Pride, duh
Wrath, he choked his own son
Sloth, do I even need to explain it?
Greed, obvious
Lust, the way he molests his food ans suck dicks, no doubt about it
Envy? His entire existence is based on Envy
 
p1138 said:
The 2nd laundry is what gets me. Yes, for an actual MIL suite, it makes sense but they aren't using it for that. And the fucking "studio kitchen"... like I said before that shit just de-values the house because anyone who isn't a retard will need to gut that crap.
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It may not be serving as a (rather extensive) MIL suite now, but it will eventually. Tammy’s probably running out the clock, waiting for her manbaby husband to die, so that she can transition that wing of the house for its intended purpose- to accommodate her parents in their dotage, when they need help and supervision.

She’s just giving Jack his own little world- a little play area to enjoy his LARPing in peace before the inevitable kerplunk, so she can finally move on.


lindsayfan said:
it's also poignant that jack has custom-built this obscenely big dream house but is too crippled by gluttony to even be able to make his own tour video for it. lucky for him that tammy is a biblically dutiful "helpmeet" wife.
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It wasn’t the audio quality indicating an obvious voiceover that gave this away for me…

It was the lack of wobbling in the picture. Come to think of it, I miss Jack doing handheld camera while walking waddling. Shit hilariously looked like an earthquake was going on.
 
biggacracka said:
Which of the 7 sins wouldn't he exemplify?
Gluttony, self explanatory
Pride, duh
Wrath, he choked his own son
Sloth, do I even need to explain it?
Greed, obvious
Lust, the way he molests his food ans suck dicks, no doubt about it
Envy? His entire existence is based on Envy
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Exactly. This is a man who thinks himself to be a good Christian but doesn't show what being a good Christian really is. Everything for him is surface level. Say the right words, sing the songs, say "Amen" at the end of a sermon. Then go back to being an asshole.

Marc said:
Because there are no people living there.
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Well actually I would have said it was just a structure but sure. I don't think Fatty or Hammy qualify as people.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Exactly. This is a man who thinks himself to be a good Christian but doesn't show what being a good Christian really is. Everything for him is surface level. Say the right words, sing the songs, say "Amen" at the end of a sermon. Then go back to being an asshole.
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That's evangelicalism in a nutshell. Act like an asshole and the exact opposite of how Jesus said to act, but as long as you say you love jesus it's cool
 
Pig Cups said:
It may not be serving as a (rather extensive) MIL suite now, but it will eventually. Tammy’s probably running out the clock, waiting for her manbaby husband to die, so that she can transition that wing of the house for its intended purpose- to accommodate her parents in their dotage, when they need help and supervision.

She’s just giving Jack his own little world- a little play area to enjoy his LARPing in peace before the inevitable kerplunk, so she can finally move on.



It wasn’t the audio quality indicating an obvious voiceover that gave this away for me…

It was the lack of wobbling in the picture. Come to think of it, I miss Jack doing handheld camera while walking waddling. Shit hilariously looked like an earthquake was going on.
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Tammy’s father is on his way out. He has advanced prostrate cancer, and his eyes are lidurally bleeding out. He seems like a nice guy. But very mild mannered and meek. Super forgettable. Jack can’t even remember the guy’s name. (It’s Don). That being said, I bet he outlives Jack.


Tammy’s mom Carolyn, is going to rule roost in that house. In fact, that old battleaxe might have Tammy living in the guest suite. Tammy’s mom is the one that drove her husbands hvac business to success, not Don. She’s a greedy busybody old witch that can’t sit down and is always bossing people around. She’s the type that if she isn’t wearing the pants, she will henpeck and cause problems until everyone gives up and rolls over for her.

So only Carolyn (or Qarolyn) will be the only one moving in. Tammy is going to have another fat ass to wipe after Jack dies.



I also think the voiceover was AI. Jack hasn’t spoken that clearly in years. He couldn’t even pull it off for a practiced narration with days of edits. Jack would lose patience and leave gurgles, coughs and choking in. That’s jack’s voice from 10 years ago at worst. If it is AI we could probably train our own AI model to replicate the narration in a bit of an A B test…
 
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I just realized that the office/studio wing of that house is to Jack what a darkened goon cave is to your average troon.


Neko GF said:

HOUSE AND STUDIO TOUR​

(08/09/2024)

Original:
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Decided to dig a little into the company that Jack credits at the top left throughout the entire video, Dreamscapes4You.
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Personally, I think adding a couple spaces to the logo, or outright eliminating the ‘4 You’ would sound much more professional, but whatever.

I wonder if they actually built the house itself (as Jack implies), since a quick glance at the website reveals that the majority of their advertised services relate to designing/building decks, patios, and other outdoor spaces/features. Very little there to suggest that they build the main houses themselves. They could’ve just built the deck, and this is yet another case of Mushbrain gonna mushbrain…
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If my goal was to design and build a house from the ground up, I’d want to utilize a designer/builder who offers that as their primary service, since such a project is massively more complicated than building a cabana or fire pit. Assuming this company is treating homebuilding as a side gig to their outdoor construction bread-and-butter, then it’s a matter of ‘when’ and not ‘if’ the new Scalfatty abode shows signs of shoddy workmanship.
 
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