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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Holy fuck Jew sand that is peak scam church shit.

Jack eating that steak mommy wife cut up was just embarrassing. I'm pretty good about minor things and don't often make a fuss but legitimately I'd ask to shift tables near that or just keep saying bad words to ruin his videos. Fucking disgrace. I know Tammy is the kind who wants everyone else to suffer why she takes him out. Still repulsive to the place they visit. I would never go back after sitting next to a jack.

There's a famous place for hoagies and cheese steaks near me once momma basso and I hit it up before us people were all 400+ ordered family size sandwiches (restaurants claim feeds 8!) and fries EACH. We were so grossed out we got our normal split and had lunch in a park. We haven't been back and it was a solid ass sammich. I guess I'm saying going out the atmosphere matters and Jack is a black hole.

I keep in this thread for all y'all. I really do struggle to sit through his videos they just got me feeling sick to my stomach and upset.
 
To be fair, to make a smashburger the best way is with a two ounce meatball you smash the shit out of, and Jack would get incredibly pissed he isn't getting his Quarter Pounder McD's.
I wonder if he's ever seen George Motz's 5 cent burger.
(Don't watch alvin after George, he is repulsive as fuck)

Motz shallow fries 2 oz balls of meat in tallow. You'd think Jack would love that.

You can also stack smashburgers like a motherfucker.

Fuck I wish Jack ate Guga style every day. Especially if it hurts.

Not steak though. Jack does not deserve steak.

The Pizza Tammy ordered is too big for one person.
I'm surprised we didn't get a "TOO MUCH BRED" out of Jack over the pizza.
At least Jack can't afford the steaks he really wants and turned bright red when he realized it.

I really wish you guys would let Jim Traynor die. It was funny when he popped into Jack's chats and was thanked for his service, it's a dead fucking arm in this thread.

I'm a little surprised there is still a market for hulk products brother. Rob's flip knife is rad.

Jack's turn to antisemitism sure is quick. Vile israel sand!

Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I guess the wendigo spirit gives him preternatural powers.
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The Wendigurgle is more of a curse than a blessing. But at least Jack can't enjoy steak.
 
ZipDisk said:
To be fair, to make a smashburger the best way is with a two ounce meatball you smash the shit out of, and Jack would get incredibly pissed he isn't getting his Quarter Pounder McD's.
I wonder if he's ever seen George Motz's 5 cent burger.
(Don't watch alvin after George, he is repulsive as fuck)

Motz shallow fries 2 oz balls of meat in tallow. You'd think Jack would love that.

You can also stack smashburgers like a motherfucker.

Fuck I wish Jack ate Guga style every day. Especially if it hurts.

Not steak though. Jack does not deserve steak.

The Pizza Tammy ordered is too big for one person.
I'm surprised we didn't get a "TOO MUCH BRED" out of Jack over the pizza.
At least Jack can't afford the steaks he really wants and turned bright red when he realized it.

I really wish you guys would let Jim Traynor die. It was funny when he popped into Jack's chats and was thanked for his service, it's a dead fucking arm in this thread.

I'm a little surprised there is still a market for hulk products brother. Rob's flip knife is rad.

Jack's turn to antisemitism sure is quick. Vile israel sand!


The Wendigurgle is more of a curse than a blessing. But at least Jack can't enjoy steak.
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>Alvin
This disgusting obese flipnigger and his atrocious beard really turn me off. I wanted to try eggslut but I remember he owns the place and his face came rolling into my mind and I lost my appetite. But you know he seems like a good guy, he’s just built like a lolcow.
 
Zashaiba said:
>Alvin
This disgusting obese flipnigger and his atrocious beard really turn me off. I wanted to try eggslut but I remember he owns the place and his face came rolling into my mind and I lost my appetite. But you know he seems like a good guy, he’s just built like a lolcow.
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I'm surprised First We Feast's mission to kill Alvin is still going. He's gonna pop any day now. When he's on the verge of bursting they should have a big celebration where they feed him a bunch of sealed candies and let some kids hit his belly with stick.
 
Gulls on Film said:
Jew sand? What in the actual fuck?
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"
Sand can be significant in Jewish traditions in a variety of ways, including:
  • Sand ceremonies
    A modern ceremony that symbolizes a couple's unity and covenant in marriage. It's based on the ancient Hebrew tradition of the Salt Covenant, which was used to seal agreements, friendships, and truces during Abraham's time. The ceremony involves two people taking sand from separate vessels and combining it into one, representing the joining of two people and the creation of a new family.
  • Sand art
    A hands-on activity for Jewish children that can include themes such as Shabbat, Jerusalem, charity, menorahs, dreidels, and more.
  • Sand on synagogue floors
    Some synagogues have white sand on their floors to remind congregants of the 40 years the Jews spent wandering the desert in biblical times. It can also be a way to honor Portuguese ancestors.
  • Sand and soul
    In some traditions, throwing sand on a coffin can be symbolic. For example, three spadefuls of sand can represent the three basic levels of the soul, while five spadefuls can represent those three levels plus two higher levels. "

    I guess? Who the fuck knows,

    EDIT: Obligatory merchant meme for the hell of it,
 

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The layout of this house reminds me of that photo that is supposed to depict what you see during a stroke. Why do two people need 3 pantries? Why so many god damn bathrooms. Jfc. I noticed the gimp sink cutouts in the master bath vanity for people who use wheelchairs. I also can't get over this weird style they went for. It's like your modern boring greige house with some farmy/rustic elements. This really is a stroke brain vision.
 
Guntanator said:
The layout of this house reminds me of that photo that is supposed to depict what you see during a stroke. Why do two people need 3 pantries? Why so many god damn bathrooms. Jfc. I noticed the gimp sink cutouts in the master bath vanity for people who use wheelchairs. I also can't get over this weird style they went for. It's like your modern boring greige house with some farmy/rustic elements. This really is a stroke brain vision.
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Because they're retarded. He even mentions it could be a linen closet, it's supposed to be a fucking linen closet but of course 2 lardasses just want more places for food.

semitooth said:
2 shower heads? what the fuck?
also had no idea jack had such a massive record collection??
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That's not uncommon. Go to any hardware store that sells fixtures and you'll see a bunch. Personally I have no fucking idea why you'd need 2, but people buy them. As for the records, duh he's a DJ. You think Fatty wouldn't waste money on shit to try and inflate his own ego? Come on. Especially with all of the business he can do with the door to his office.

The 2nd laundry is what gets me. Yes, for an actual MIL suite, it makes sense but they aren't using it for that. And the fucking "studio kitchen"... like I said before that shit just de-values the house because anyone who isn't a retard will need to gut that crap.
 
Jack would have a different answer if it was about meat, cheese, or bread

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Simping for billionaires

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What the fuck is he talking about?

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Soying out over meat

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Most pointless review he ever made

 
that boomer mcmansion is... something else. there is obviously big money in the scalfatty clan somewhere, and it damn sure ain't jack or tammy's incomes. it's also poignant that jack has custom-built this obscenely big dream house but is too crippled by gluttony to even be able to make his own tour video for it. lucky for him that tammy is a biblically dutiful "helpmeet" wife.

if i had to choose between being half-dead in a mansion or walking up stairs to a modest/normal apartment, i know which i'd pick
 
Proudly showing off his two shower stools is quintessential jackkino. Even DSP only has one shower stool.
 
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HOUSE AND STUDIO TOUR​

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It's a pretty nice house honestly. Nothing bad to say about it. I do question how they afford their lifestyle. Perhaps Tammy managing the money made this possible. Didn't see any central AC though. Unless its cold all year it's going to be pretty uncomfortable in the summer.
 
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