💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
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Doctor of Autism said:
Most pointless review he ever made
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Every review he's ever made has been pointless as he never says anything about it. It's just about political agendas, cursing and nudity as if those are the only things that matter to him.

And you know for a fact that if he went to see a movie like "2000 Mules" he'd say there was no political agenda and it was 100% factual.

Fatty is not the kind of person you want to tell you about stuff like this.

Guntanator said:
The layout of this house reminds me of that photo that is supposed to depict what you see during a stroke. Why do two people need 3 pantries? Why so many god damn bathrooms. Jfc. I noticed the gimp sink cutouts in the master bath vanity for people who use wheelchairs. I also can't get over this weird style they went for. It's like your modern boring greige house with some farmy/rustic elements. This really is a stroke brain vision.
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It's really fucked and it's all to feed Fatty's ego. The "studio" kitchen which is supposed to be part of a MIL suite will never be used for that or for guests. Why? It would cut into Fatty's time to pretend like he's some big Youtube chef. Could you imagine? Mama Scalfatty and Fatty's Stepfather show up for a visit and want to stay there. They have their own area which, I will admit, is a nice touch. But every day Fatty has to show up, clear them out so he can do his "show". Fuck that noise. It's there to feed his ego and nothing else.
 
Jack is currently trying to go live on YouTube but can't fogure out his mic settings. I can't wait for him to come back and blame YouTube for the issues
 
Guntanator said:
Why do two people need 3 pantries?
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*4 people; Brianna and Jack Jr. are living with Mushmouth.

The explanation for the multiple pantries is simple. One is for the women of the house (Both Tammys and Jr who, as a second generation closeted faggot, counts as female), one for Jack, and one also for Jack, so that he can eat before he eats.
 
It's our privilege to be in the presence of Jackass Scalfatty
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Saw Jagoff's new house in the video. Honestly, I'm not too impressed with the Mcmansion. It's upgrade over the meth house they have been living in with Junior but its still not as nice or tasteful as their initial place in Hendorsonville. The main reason it is not as nice as their first place is because Jagoff ruined it with his retarded design. No wonder these assclowns moved into the boonies because no way they could afford to build such a stupid design in an area people actually want to live in.

Jagoff about the shower seat on his side of the shower " A little seat IF I need" :story: Jagoff, everyone knows that you need to bathed by Tammy. Heck, I bet that wooden seat is where Tammy sits when she is cleaning off this slob.


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Gentlebastard said:
*4 people; Brianna and Jack Jr. are living with Mushmouth.

The explanation for the multiple pantries is simple. One is for the women of the house (Both Tammys and Jr who, as a second generation closeted faggot, counts as female), one for Jack, and one also for Jack, so that he can eat before he eats.
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Pretty sure jack said jr and Brianna are in their own place. He was talking about them having their first home, and how little he helped them out with it.
 
EatBeforeYouEat said:
Saw Jagoff's new house in the video. Honestly, I'm not too impressed with the Mcmansion. It's upgrade over the meth house they have been living in with Junior but its still not as nice or tasteful as their initial place in Hendorsonville. The main reason it is not as nice as their first place is because Jagoff ruined it with his retarded design. No wonder these assclowns moved into the boonies because no way they could afford to build such a stupid design in an area people actually want to live in.

Jagoff about the shower seat on his side of the shower " A little seat IF I need" :story: Jagoff, everyone knows that you need to bathed by Tammy. Heck, I bet that wooden seat is where Tammy sits when she is cleaning off this slob.


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The only places I have seen this is in places that have cripples. I guess he was too lazy for the ones that fold.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Most pointless review he ever made
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Can he even open both his eyes at once at this point? The dude is practically dead. He'll probably look exactly like he looks in his videos when he dies with one eye wide open and the other drooping.
Zashaiba said:
Imagine you go to heaven but Jack is the cook there. But in hell Cobes is the chef. TMDWU
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Gimme Hell then. I'd rather eat the bugrito and wash it down with some Skittles mead than anything Jack has ever made.
 
AnOminous said:
Can he even open both his eyes at once at this point? The dude is practically dead. He'll probably look exactly like he looks in his videos when he dies with one eye wide open and the other drooping.
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I could believe that he'd post a video complaining about how long it took to pick up his death certificate, before promising to start a new video series.
 
Gentlebastard said:
*4 people; Brianna and Jack Jr. are living with Mushmouth.

The explanation for the multiple pantries is simple. One is for the women of the house (Both Tammys and Jr who, as a second generation closeted faggot, counts as female), one for Jack, and one also for Jack, so that he can eat before he eats.
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wtf are you talking about? Fatty Jr and Bri live next door. This is the new house that the scalfatti's somehow managed to afford to get built just for Fatty and Tammy on the property next door.

Or did you not notice how there's no space for Fatty Jr and Brianna to have a bedroom since the bedrooms besides the master are being used for an office and one converted into Fatty's stupid studio kitchen?
 
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