💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Watching Rekieta]

that would make Nick reconsider a plea deal

To get Nick to plea, all the prosecutor has to do is play a snippet of the bodycam at the omnibus hearing. That snippet instantly becomes available to the public. He will freak out. He won't be expecting it at the omnibus. He need a hit of coke right there. Prosecutor just needs to show it as a connector between the youtube clips and his in-home studio.

She should play it just to watch Nick jump up shouting "Objection!"

He's probably reading this right now and panicking that it might be public before the trial and "before he can talk about it."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love how this case is packed with multiple swords of Damocles just hanging over Nick’s head 24/7.

Hope he doesn’t kill himself just to ruin our fun.

 

[200MB]

I have seen some people say he wont take a plea deal because of overconfidence or pride but SURELY he would take a good deal if they gave him one, he would have to. getting convincted of all crimes would get him in jail for like years right? surely if they tell him to get clean and check in with a guy every now and again he would take that right?

he has holes in his brain but he can't be THAT retarded.

I don't think it's impossible he'll take a plea deal, but I've come to expect only the most self-destructive mongoloid moves possible from balldo.

Don't let us down Nick! This is your chance to prove to the internet that you are a lawyer, and one that's worthy of the title LAWPOPE. Plus I've heard black people really respect defendants who don't take plea deals!

 

[Oxyjen]

I could see April trying to become a mom through her sister-wife's kids, and asking maybe the younger one to call her 'mom' and Kayla having a total meltdown as some other woman tries to take her kids from her.

Especially ironic that April is clearly awful as a mother figure, remember Aaron’s complaints that she kept fucking off to do drugs with the Rekietas instead of fulfilling the role with his own kids, and the first wife’s insistence that she have nothing to do with them.

 

[Vibralldo]

Sir Rekieta states that consenting to such a release would make him look irresponsible in the eyes of the court, revealing intimates of his home for the benefit of only an evil doxing website, which the court would not find amusing.

But livestreaming his complaints about the government will make the court love him

For a lawyer you'd at least think he'd come up with good lies

 

[Humble Architect]

Caught up finally, was inspired to do so after my more “normal” brother sent me a Rackets cracked out pic as a reaction.

That part where the youngest asked the cop for clean clothes and held his hand on the way out is simultaneously heartbreaking and wholesome. Like that was a “take a minute and think on it” moment, good on the cop for being what law enforcement should be. Fella got to be an irl superhero for a kid who’s childhood is ruined.

On the flip side reading about Kayla hugging the eldest was rage-inducing. There is no way he doesn’t know the full truth and I hope he does a tell-all. Kinda like what Woody Allen’s “son” did, go nuclear and make the bastards pay.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Especially ironic that April is clearly awful as a mother figure, remember Aaron’s complaints that she kept fucking off to do drugs with the Rekietas instead of fulfilling the role with his own kids, and the first wife’s insistence that she have nothing to do with them.

Rick James said it best:

On the flip side reading about Kayla hugging the eldest was rage-inducing. There is no way he doesn’t know the full truth and I hope he does a tell-all. Kinda like what Woody Allen’s “son” did, go nuclear and make the bastards pay.

I honestly have more reasonable doubt over Woody Allen's allegations than I have any trust in Nick. Look up Moses Farrow he ended up slashing ties with Mia Farrow and defending Woody Allen calling Mia the abuser. And I have inherent distrust over celebutards who end up adopting a mass of children acting like it's a real life game of Pokemon.

In addition Ronan Farrow is jounalscum and a literal faggot. Sorry for derailing.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I bet Nick is fucking furious at Kayla for talking about consequences for their actions at the hearing. any self admission of guilt or responsibility has to piss him off bad

 

[Steamy Hot Poo Poo]

I bet Nick is fucking furious at Kayla for talking about consequences for their actions at the hearing. any self admission of guilt or responsibility has to piss him off bad

There's nothing that a few self-puncherinos to the forehead can't fix.

 

[Humble Architect]

There's nothing that a few self-puncherinos to the forehead can't fix.

Follow it up with some coke and checking to see if his favourite website caught it (Hi Nick) then blow the dog whistle, when April comes running do more coke, try to get the penis to work, get two pumps in before having a mini stroke and then top it off by having some makeup Star Trek with the other.

That’s what winners do during Monday mornings.

I honestly have more reasonable doubt over Woody Allen's allegations than I have any trust in Nick. Look up Moses Farrow he ended up slashing ties with Mia Farrow and defending Woody Allen calling Mia the abuser. And I have inherent distrust over celebutards who end up adopting a mass of children acting like it's a real life game of Pokemon.

In addition Ronan Farrow is jounalscum and a literal faggot. Sorry for derailing.

Won’t derail further but that whole brood is scum, Ronan still gets cred for going after a tribe sex offenders, in spite of his many failings.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

There is no way he doesn’t know the full truth and I hope he does a tell-all. Kinda like what Woody Allen’s “son” did, go nuclear and make the bastards pay.

I would not be surprised if the oldest has not talked shit to her yet.

The age difference b/t the son and April is the same as b/t April and Nick. He's done the math. Knows how fucked up it is.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

What Nick thinks.

VS
What Nick knows.

Camelot Tweet / A

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

*snip*

Yeah, it's not creepy and cult-like at all that he's STILL contacting you trying to control the narrative.

All that's missing is him saying he forgives you for "betraying" him and denying his divinity.

@Null have you even responded to any of Nick’s messages? Or has it all been one way traffic since the shower texts conversation?

when will nick sell the mustang?

That Mustang belongs to Montegraph.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

HEREBY ENTERED INTO RECORD.

Let Baron Balldo know that the people have heard his words, and look forward toward his coronation of Lolcow of the year two years consecutively. We know the best laughs are yet to come and he is setting the stage with these decrees.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So apparently urine tests are bad for alcohol testing because people have an autobrewery function in their gut. Nick testing positive for alcohol on his UA submitted to the court is not an issue...

Hoe wrong we were...

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Just making sure I get this right, the bodycam footage is likely sealed from us because of the CHIPS case.

Is there any process left for us to get it? Would it eventually be unsealed after the case is resolved?

 

[Clamater]

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So apparently urine tests are bad for alcohol testing because people have an autobrewery function in their gut. Nick testing positive for alcohol on his UA submitted to the court is not an issue...

Hoe wrong we were...

This actually makes a lot of sense. Nick, the father of five children, who at this very second has custody of zero children, is actually oxygen deprived. So much so that his body is currently fermenting and throwing off any and all testing. He has an obvious case of brain death. It's not alcohol-induced brain damage at all, just oxygen deprivation. Maybe his cracked out eight-year-old was trying to smother him in his sleep to get her greedy hands on more drugs. Or probably it's just from being such a faggot choking nonstop on cocks.

 

[ChromaQuack]

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So apparently urine tests are bad for alcohol testing because people have an autobrewery function in their gut. Nick testing positive for alcohol on his UA submitted to the court is not an issue...

Hoe wrong we were...

Called it, I knew he was sticking yeast up his arse to give himself auto brewery syndrome.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

August 21st can’t come soon enough. I imagine Rekieta will be giving Null a flurry of shower texts to set the stage for how the Farms should expect the trial to go

 

[Kosher Dill]

Called it, I knew he was sticking yeast up his arse to give himself auto brewery syndrome.

That's nothing, at trial it'll come out that he's got a whole field of opium poppies growing up there. If only he could tell you before then.