💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Fapcop]

April can easily find more simps willing to fund her life. Even fat bitches do today. The coke addiction is a little harder to find, especially since it looks like she wants dorky white guys she can easily control.

Well I for one will gladly contribute 50$ for her wellness fund! At least once!

Come on April! Make that onlyfans! You know it’s not just me who wants see the throat GOAT in action!

I am interested to see how they keep trying to justify April's presence in the home to the courts.

Kinda makes me curious. Now surely the court and CPS wouldn’t think that having the sidepiece living with them is exactly contributing to a good and harmonious home environment.

But we do live in clown world, so I guess they can’t just come out and say it, or what?

To what extent would they take this into consideration?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Well I for one will gladly contribute 50$ for her wellness fund! At least once!

Come on April! Make that onlyfans! You know it’s not just me who wants see the throat GOAT in action!

Kinda makes me curious. Now surely the court and CPS wouldn’t think that having the sidepiece living with them is exactly contributing to a good and harmonious home environment.

But we do live in clown world, so I guess they can’t just come out and say it, or what?

To what extent would they take this into consideration?

I’m waiting for the “It’s just like Sister Wives” justification from Nick.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Kinda makes me curious. Now surely the court and CPS wouldn’t think that having the sidepiece living with them is exactly contributing to a good and harmonious home environment.

But we do live in clown world, so I guess they can’t just come out and say it, or what?

To what extent would they take this into consideration?

They charged her with felony drug possession so that it is explicitly considered. Probably because lawyer Nick argued how they have no reason to keep her away from the kids. Nick made them charge April because they couldn't protect the kids without it. Hope she understands that.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick was trying to say that the art piece was the explanation for the loose ammunition found in his room, because said ammunition was part of said art piece.
He's really thinking he's winning because he has an explanation for the ammunition, and not the fucking cocaine, which he now is of the opinion he "doesn't believe necessarily was in his house".

I agree it's not much of a W for him, but I remember when the news of the arrest happened, there were a few people in this thread that would not shut the fuck up about the goddamned .22 cartridge casing. It was page after page after page in one of the fastest moving threads I've ever seen. It was very annoying, actually. Made catching up take longer than necessary. And I thought at the time, as I do now, that the casing is meaningless.

He might have read all that and felt he had to give an explanation. And, to be honest, this is one instance where his explanation is probably not crap. I'd actually buy it's from an art piece.

It ain't illegal to have an expended cartridge casing. It is to have 26 grams of coke.

My money is on April and Kayla having some kind of falling out that will make their current situation untenable.

Mine too.

Polyamory and swinging is a ticking time bomb.

Clearly. The last page only shows only 3 lines and the rest is cut off, and the hearing just ends abruptly when Ms Sweep steps down. Oh, and the post ends with "To be continued".
They are drip feeding to time releases when Nick is streaming.

Normally that's obnoxious, but this is a rare case where I actually support what they're doing here. It's hilarious.

I wonder if Nick is sitting at as his streaming setup, looking haggard, wanting to start a stream, but knowing that as soon as he does MNPublicRecords will come bursting through the wall like a demented Kool Aid Man to destroy his bullshit propaganda some more.

"INTERESTING NEW MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD! OH YEAH!"

It got crazy on that stream.
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Good to know everybody is still Kalea.

Speaking of @Kalea: Woman, when you gonna start posting like you said you were?

 

[DemsBNutz]

His lolcow status hangs in the balance. Will he take the obvious choice or is he just looking forward to that next rake that will prove him right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WZLJpMOxS4

 

[Fapcop]

Polyamory and swinging is a ticking time bomb.

Oh gawd I hope this will end with Kayla being interviewed by Null and Sean.

Nick would seethe himself right into a heart attack.

 

[Captain Manning]

Does Mr. Rackets have a court date yet and if so, when is it?

Omnibus hearing in his criminal case is set for the 21st of this month at 10:30am MN time.

Same for Kayla.

 

[AltisticRight]

Null: bloo bloo i cant do ANYTHING to stop the Greer case, the entire US legal system is againste me.
Also Null: I HAVE to get this methhead loser arrest videocam for some important life changing reason.

Neck yourself.

The perjury claim was in reference to her being prevented access to the master bedroom.

It appears Nick insists that telling someone "You do not need to come in here" in relation to the master bedroom and shutting the door in their face does not constitute denial of entry to the master bedroom.



This is how Rekieta characterized it:


When Nick first discussed this in June it was already super obvious what had happened:
Nick had done or said things which were as denials of entry to the master bedroom/bathroom area without explicitly saying that he was denying access. He is way less clever than he gives himself credit for.

I see, that would make sense in his retarded self-important coomer brain.
>I said you had no business here, I didn't say you can't enter hurrr hurrr durrrr

 

[thebigdream]

Normally that's obnoxious, but this is a rare case where I actually support what they're doing here. It's hilarious.

Not to mention it gives time for Nick to put his foot in his mouth. We've already had a few occasions where what he's said has later conflicted with court docs, he must be so paranoid now he realises he can't control the public narrative.

 

[Captain Manning]

What the hell is an Omnibus?

An omnibus hearing is a hearing that happens after the initial appearance, and in which a lot of different things are expected to happen. Hence the name, omnibus.

It should be interesting. Among other things, Nick may formally enter a plea.

Here is an explanation as to what one is like in MN:

https://www.carltoncountymn.gov/FAQ.aspx?QID=361#:~:text=At%20a%20contested%20omnibus%20hearing,evidence%20seized%20from%20the%20defendant.

 

[AnOminous]

What the hell is an Omnibus?

https://www.revisor.mn.gov/court_rules/cr/id/11/

In this case, it's probably going to be an argument about the search warrant's validity, its execution, and the admissability of the evidence, although conceivably they could already have a plea bargain signed by then (not likely in this case).

This is also where you could introduce other pretrial motions, argue about scheduling, or pretty much anything that can be argued about.

This is a contested omnibus hearing, meaning they're actually going to be arguing about stuff.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Am I misunderstanding this part, or was Nick wanting to show off his shitty artwork to the CPS worker? A CPS worker is at his house, trying to assess whether the kids can go back home, and this guy is so unserious about what is happening that he wants to show off his art to Sweep? He is actually trying to flaunt his wealth to a CPS worker, this is just unreal.

No, Nick wanted to show that the spend casing that was found by police was part of an art piece (probably ruined from storing it on the ground) in his bedroom and NOT a sign that he had been shooting guns while under the influence and a danger to children.

Ironically he might have avoided this particular brand of moronism if he'd actually taken up that Scandinavian Prude's offer to defend crackheads way back when. Then he'd quickly learn that people working in the system have heard it all already. They get on-the-job masterclasses from people who are authentic geniuses at being junkie subhumans. To think that he, a whitebread nobody, is going to be able to snow the court with his pure intellect and creative writing degree is utter ignorance.

I like to think so, but some things cannot be fixed. Nick took an incredible situation and position and just squandered it all. He probably would have found a different way to ruin his life--even if he took the admonition from real clients' plights.

...Especially when that druggie friend and sex partner is obviously replacing their mother. I would give a lot to know what #1 Son actually thinks of all this.

Some brief discussion earlier in the thread of a public appearance they made and the CPS report seemed to indicate he was intelligent and well-adjusted, as well as tied in well with the community at church. Hopefully this is enough to save him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WZLJpMOxS4

Use the 'Media' button and input the link for direct embeds. Links to YT are gay.

Archives are best if there is a DFE risk.

Will he be during this?

That is the most essential philosophical question... Macbeth took a crack at it, but I think the real question for us is, 'Do any of us really know that we be?'

 

[Gorton Colu]

Apart from the other charges, Nick is guilty of the charge of being a fag and a retard.

The punishment should be damnatio ad bestias executed by raccoons and skunks.

 

[TurdThrower]

I can’t imagine how much those kids already resent the fuck out of her. Children need and want stability, not their parents’ druggie friends and sex partners moving in. Having her in court that day was another slap in the face to the children, making clear that their wants and needs are not the priority.

I would not be surprised if the oldest has not talked shit to her yet.

 

[Maraschino]

The perjury claim was in reference to her being prevented access to the master bedroom.

It appears Nick insists that telling someone "You do not need to come in here" in relation to the master bedroom and shutting the door in their face does not constitute denial of entry to the master bedroom.



This is how Rekieta characterized it:


When Nick first discussed this in June it was already super obvious what had happened:
Nick had done or said things which were as denials of entry to the master bedroom/bathroom area without explicitly saying that he was denying access. He is way less clever than he gives himself credit for.

I see, that would make sense in his retarded self-important coomer brain.
>I said you had no business here, I didn't say you can't enter hurrr hurrr durrrr

Nick's insistence on trying to use his legal training to try to play faggoty rhetorical games to be the smartest and most eloquent person in the room is going to go over really well with CPS, the judge, the prosecution, and the jury. It won't definitely make them want to knock his fucking teeth out. He tried to pull a "I'm not going to tell you explicitly what I want you to do or think, but I'm going to give you information and I'm going to passive aggressively bitch at you until you get the implication that I'm hinting at something but don't have the balls to say so I can say I didn't literally say it" at Null and now he's doing it to CPS. I'm just glad he's doing it to someone who can make his life really fucking unpleasant and not just end in Null calling him a retard. We all know Nick would rage if the CPS worker had went into the bedroom anyways despite being told she "had no business" being in there. He's as disingenuous as he is fat from the single Dorito chip he allows himself to eat per day, and nobody would believe he wasn't trying to keep her from entering.

Normally that's obnoxious, but this is a rare case where I actually support what they're doing here. It's hilarious.

The substance of what MnPublicRecords provides makes it way more tolerable. We know:

A) What the conditions are for when they post (Nick streaming), and
B) There will, in fact, post something substantive

They don't stick around going "Neener neener neener, look at the information I have but won't share yet until I feel like it" like some bottomfeeding cocktease: they show up, post, then fuck off. It's like AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed giving Null a superchat with a blank message and no horrifying image attached: a pleasant surprise.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I have seen some people say he wont take a plea deal because of overconfidence or pride but SURELY he would take a good deal if they gave him one, he would have to. getting convincted of all crimes would get him in jail for like years right? surely if they tell him to get clean and check in with a guy every now and again he would take that right?

he has holes in his brain but he can't be THAT retarded.

 

[AltisticRight]

Clearly. The last page only shows only 3 lines and the rest is cut off, and the hearing just ends abruptly when Ms Sweep steps down. Oh, and the post ends with "To be continued".
They are drip feeding to time releases when Nick is streaming.

Normally that's obnoxious, but this is a rare case where I actually support what they're doing here. It's hilarious.

Yeah, normally it's pretty annoying but everyone's going to let this one fly. There's way too much information to comb through at once and each screenshot is over 3MB in size.
There's also no faggotry involved, unlike those Faith Vickers text where the leaker "wanted to have fun" and was later found to be in cahoots with the Vickers, he even received a PS5 console.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Kiwi Farms is a bunch of 'loli avatars'

I would like to offer a retort in the form of "confession through projection" or whatever stupid shirt pug-man likes to wear.

Warning: Anime shit ahead.

Spoiler: Redo Of Lawyer

I'm sure mostly everyone is familiar with the fact that Nicky Rackets owns a copy of degenerate infinite hyper-rape fantasy animu 'Redo Of Healer', as seen in this picture:

Behold, a man elated to hold his most holy scripture.

Not only does Ricky Nackets own this absolutely vile thing, this japanese lament configuration, in physical format. He owns what I will dub the 'Ultimate Lolbertarian Cut', or as the Box claims the uncut (heh) and uncensored version:

This version also doubles as a lifetime 'Nambla' member card.

Now you might be asking yourself 'What's the deal with bringing this shit up again? it's small potatoes and old hat' and while right I feel it is necessary to bring it up again in light of Licky's accusation levied to the forum at large.

And more importantly, it is necessary to bring up the characters that are involved in this piece of Japanese animation, so without further ado, let's meet the cast.

Here is our protagonist, you will notice that in at least two story scenarios he is underage.

Here is Generic katana girl, you will notice she is 16, underage.

Here is nancy mcknifeears, you will notice she is 15 (a year younger than katana girl, trust me this is a trend that will continue).

Here is some half-animal grill (fox?), her age is listed as 14.

Here is some pink hair girl, her age is listed as 13.

I believe by now you get the idea that the cast of this particular rape-a-thon is a bit on the younger side.

In conclusion, and based on the presented facts, I believe Nick Rekieta might be a fan of balldoing off to illustrations of little girls getting fucked.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Mine too.

Polyamory and swinging is a ticking time bomb.

At this point Kayla is either so drugged out she has no clue what is happening, or she is such a doormat she doesn't care. She might also actively encourage it all as well.

If any meltdown happens between the two women it will either come from Nick fucking up and showing too much affection to one of them and the other getting jealous, or it will happen when April tries to supplant the role of 'Mom' too much from Kayla. I could see April trying to become a mom through her sister-wife's kids, and asking maybe the younger one to call her 'mom' and Kayla having a total meltdown as some other woman tries to take her kids from her.

 

[MadStan]

You mean the wacky Barneswalker he hired?

I mean almost anyone not completely retarded can see how this goes unless the State has somehow seriously fucked up the execution of the warrant (facially there is nothing whatsoever wrong with it). But guess what Nick is?

I still think more likely than not fear eventually overcomes his retardation, but he really could be THAT stupid.

If we were in Nicks shoes I’d guess the process would be to attempt to have the warrant deemed without cause to have it and the evidence thrown out.

Fat chance.

Then he will be left with the only option of pleading out but if he doesn’t, and is really that stupid to trial it (based on the assurances of his internet support group that it’s a cake walk) then we are in for a treat indeed.

My bet is if he were truly that insane, that the DA has some other evidence Nick knows nothing about that would be turned over during discovery of the trial commencement that would make Nick reconsider a plea deal, only to find an unwilling DA who was made to do all the paperwork to actually start a trial now offering a lesser deal that what will be put on the table earlier on.

Beyond the obvious penalty that comes with losing a trial there is also rue flip side reputation he would garnish from defeating the state and I think this is blinding him from the reality for the DA, it’s a pretty simple and solid case. Period.