💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Drive-By Comment]

I fully believe April was in a similar state to Squinty Nick.

Yeah, my view does require April being in quite sharp condition. So at not as fucked up.
Maybe even enjoying getting Nick fucked up.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

He just ended.

This was the last thing that was said.

Has Nick moved on to opiates? Pupils are bit small. Wonder if he got doctor to write prescription to legally fail drug tests.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Finally back home.

Unlike Nicholas Rekieta, when I go on vacation, I don't have to worry about multiple lawsuits against me, and having a destroyed reputation, and being a drug addict, and having a destroyed family, and being an eternal teenager, and only having pedophiles, horrible unqualified parents and their defenders as friends, and living with myself knowing I helped ruin the life of Vic by recommending one of the worst lawyers in history. Time to go back and look at those leaked documents from last week, and other stuff I didn't see while mobile fagging. To those that are mobile full time, you got my props.

Also, getting back to working on the current video project.

Has Nick moved on to opiates? Pupils are bit small. Wonder if he got doctor to write prescription to legally fail drug tests.

Please thumbnail image. Josh just got done sperging again about people not using thumbnails, and I don't want dad to get upset again.

 

[Stupor Mario]

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LFG bible chads!!!!! I wonder what known sinner, heretic and retard Nick Rekieta has to say about a chapter he skimmed using SparkNotes.

If you want to hear Nick's insufferably-smug Bible study for yourself, here's some links to some clips:

NICK REKIETA PONDERS BIBLICAL THRUPPLES , WE SQUARDOR OUR BLESSINGS. HE DOESN’T JUDGE YOU

NICK READS THE BIBLE, AGAIN. TALKS BEING SEEN AT CONVENTION. DOESN'T HAVE TO LIVE UP TO YOUR MORALS​

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick and April are posting cringe on Instagram.

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Imagine posting this kind of gay emo teenager shit at the age of 30 and 42, respectively. This is like the gay gibberish you'd find on early myspace pages.
Where are the cut marks? Do it right, slice along the veins with a sashimi knife.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

If he wasn’t wearing a black swinger ring on his right hand before, he certainly is now.



Also he is 100% fucked up on something in this video.

Edit: stream is so much worse than I thought it was going to be Nick definitely hit himself in the head like a retard after he stopped recording.

Some highlights/observations:
- Why is he streaming from the dog’s bathroom? Are mommy and mommy fighting?
- He really likes the new church he’s been going to
- “If you don’t like my content LEAVE” repeatedly
- Confirms Kayla was there too at the tattoo convention, is upset people are mad at him going to an “event” instead of sitting at home eating cereal
- “People” are making “assumptions” and writing fanfic about him
- Threesomes are okay because Abraham and Solomon and all those bible guys had multiple wives (no really, he said this).
- Said switching to monogamy was actually not a “popular” choice in biblical times
- Admits he is “spiraling” and to check back in a couple years
- The Bible is “pretty silent actually” on giving your 9 year old cocaine and we are mean for judging him for it (even though that definitely didn’t happen)
- I can’t express how abruptly the stream ends. I’m guessing because he either flew into a tard rage or burst into tears.

 

[Shagedan]

This, BTW, is reason #653 why you should never associate with Ralph. If Nick weren't buddy-buddy with Ralph, there'd be some plausible deniability on Nick's end.

The whole point of Nick reconciling with Ralph is that he’ll go as low as he possibly can attacking your enemies and is totally immune to punishment because it’s almost impossible to make his life worse.

And there’s no downside to Ralph leaking any hypothetical arrangements between the two of them. Anybody who knows Ralph already knows Nick is a snake faggot loser. He’s got the trust fund and a couple of hundreds simps to keep him afloat. Nothing but being outed as a pedo could possibly lower his esteem with his remaining support, and even then he’s been prodding that third rail for awhile with his choice of friends and the American Beauty shit.

 

[Beltre's Torn Testicles]

- Threesomes are okay because Abraham and Solomon and all those bible guys had multiple wives (no really, he said this).
- Said switching to monogamy was actually not a “popular” choice in biblical times

This is fundamentalist mormon logic (Kody Brown has said similar on his show). Not helping him beat the cult leader accusations.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

This is fundamentalist mormon logic (Kody Brown has said similar on his show). Not helping him beat the cult leader accusations.

Kody Brown (had to look him up) and all fundamentalists should read Jacob 2 from the Book of Mormon.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Yes, so far he's had a cope session about people "caring too much" about other people's lives, and something about the Bible saying threesomes are okay.

Nick has always cared too much about other people's lives, aside from his own children's. From Maddox to Jack Murphy, his entire almost decade long internet career has been spent doing the same shit that we do here on the farms, in fact Nick has used the resources of the farms extensively to fuck with other people. But like every other lolcow Nick thinks that he should he the exception to every rule.

Exodus 20:17 - thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his ass (relevant parts).

Nick and April are posting cringe on Instagram.

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Nick isn't even trying to hide it anymore, he thinks that he's top dog because he managed to tame a gold digging 30 year old whore by putting some cocaine under her nose. But the truth is that the moment the coke dries up then so will April and she'll be outta there, she's there for the drugs, not for Nick, and he knows it. Nick would prefer to keep being a Junkie for April than to go to rehab for his children, that's the choice Nick has made and it's the choice that the court is going to see.

Nick has been given several months grace to get himself clean and show that he's a changed man, to put himself into a state where throwing himself on the mercy of the court is a viable option, but if he goes to court still as a Junkie then he's likely going to lose not just his children, but everyone including and especially April.

 

[Oliver Onions]

How does April look gaunt and slightly drawn in some photos, but in others she looks puffy? Is this coke bloat?

Most modern smartphone cameras apply filters automatically, which can cause you to look surprisingly good in some photos and absolutely hanging to bits in others.

Also probably the time-honoured tradition of Myspace Angles.

April is just a plain Jane.

[Fapcop disliked that]

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Most modern smartphone cameras apply filters automatically, which can cause you to look surprisingly good in some photos and absolutely hanging to bits in others.

Also probably the time-honoured tradition of Myspace Angles.

[Fapcop disliked that]

She's a central/northern Minnesotan 7 or 8. Most women around her age in the area are fat from multiple kids/overeating and/or have meth/alchy faces/bodies. Reminds of the "cute" women lake town bars use to try and fleece 50+ year old tourists.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm pretty sure the Bible only says to not judge non-believers because they operate on a different system. It is totally fine and morally justified for a Christian to judge another Christian's actions. Many thread regulars are Christians, so is PPP. Balldo gets what he deserves.

And no, I refuse to believe the bible ever endorsed threesomes. I hope God turns Spicer into a smoldering pile of salt, this morning.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Notes on Nick's latest heresy stream:

- 'people say [he] has been kicked out of [his] house', but that is not true...

No, that is not what is being said. Nice deflection.

- You should ignore the 'garbage' that comes out of your pastor's mouth. Not all of what they day is garbage though... You have to figure out their agenda and not fall for it.

- You have to just READ the Bible. David was HORRIBLE and overrated. His old church was praising him when he is awful. *insert Jew joke*

- He might stream tomorrow about the Presidential race. But he has to be in 'thre mood' otherwise it is terrible. If you hate the content and are not having fun LEAVE! That goes for ALL shows--others and his.

- No one can judge him. They don't have the facts. He likes watching them scramble when the FACTS come out that contradict their preconceptions.

This thread has been right most of the time. Who is scrambling?

- He made autistic jokes about trains, toothpicks, and counting bits of cereal. Assuming this is an autism jab.

- After 15 minutes he got to the Bible, but tangented into justification for Polygamy based on others. There was NEVER anything that did away with it. It was just an interpretation--maybe it was right or wrong...

Cf. Gen 1:27 and Mark 10: 1-10

- He has an ongoing fight with a troll who calls out his interpretations and Nick implies he is worse than Nick with 'I never thought of that. Why are you?' with his criticism. He calls the troll the retard type who ignored the message of what he is reading and judging him.

- Nick says that the difference between the Pharisees and Sassucees was that the Sadducees stayed in the temple and Pharisees were itinerant. Cf Nick's earlier rant about Jesus being a Pharisee.

- He made sex jokes throughout. He is fine with being judged by others. He frames the whole chapter as talking to the Scribes and Pharisees--NOT to the reader. Americans have an issue with pride and judgement.

- Nick says he enjoys going to church, but their ideas are narrow so that they don't offend anyone with a different interpretation on something they cannot handle being challenged.

- Nick says that the Biblical prescription for marriage would not make many people happy. He implied his troll has failed marriage or doesn't have one.

- It cuts out suddenly. Last time this happened it took weeks for the midding half to be uploaded.

Did anyone catch it live?


Fans ask for a cult:

 

[Harm]

Caught his remarks about how his trip to the tattoo festival and the speculation about whether his wife was there "made the news" and because my ego is massive, I will interpret these to be references to the Community Happenings posts I made. I've successfully gotten under his skin by simply gossiping about him and can die happy. Thank you, God. Amen.

- He made autistic jokes about trains, toothpicks, and counting bits of cereal. Assuming this is an autism jab.

Rain Man reference. Very hamfisted and outdated. Old man with chemical-induced brain damage trying to be witty. Sad!

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

I think it’s partially the unflattering angle and partially the facial expression. She looks like she smelled a fart and is trying to figure out if it was her.
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This was taken Friday 12th July, the first day of the tattoo convention based on what she's wearing. She also looked puffy as hell in the WCCO video from that day, it looked like coke bloat then and this seems to only affirm it.

 

[Bean Sidhe]

So. Is the consensus that this is pill stream, or no? His pupils do look pinned out in that one pic, and the level of horsesh and rambling incoherence @Himedall All-seeing Waifu details sounds like one of his coke streams.

 

[Harm]

For his sake, he'd better be on something because his brain is cooked if that's him sober.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

And no, I refuse to believe the bible ever endorsed threesomes. I hope God turns Spicer into a smoldering

Nick is barrelling down this path as a cope to give a Potemkin Village appearance that the throuple is a united front for next month's trial. He's convinced the childbearer and the fleshlight that his case is unbeatable and they should count their eggs before they hatch.

Nigga's flown off the precipice and to him, gravity's a gubbermint agent.

 

[Owlbear]

Nigga's flown off the precipice and to him, gravity's a gubbermint agent.

People keep talking about gravity this and gravity that. They don't have the facts. There are a lot of holes in this gravity story, like we know the gravity comes from the Earth but the search warrant is missing the question of how does the gravity get to me. There is no gravity unless it's proven beyond a reasonable doubt in a courtroom. The government has a burden. They need to establish a chain and they haven't done it.