💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[TheRaptorJesus]

Why does he seemingly go to a tattoo artist that looks like he's set up outside of a van? Whats with the folding chairs and the plastic covered floor?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

'revered fighter of righteous furry'?

FTFY

 

[Zab McMann]

Why does he seemingly go to a tattoo artist that looks like he's set up outside of a van? Whats with the folding chairs and the plastic covered floor?

I've been to some of those before and the set up that's in those pictures are normal. The plastic-covered floor is used to make sure any ink or blood can easily be disposed of rather than just having that drop on a convention center's carpet

 

[Desktop User2]

Some older photos.
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Holy shit, that bimbo is trashy... it goes well with a 40yo wearing a fucking hoodie tho.
PS: giving her confirmed sighting escorting the loving new couple to get tattoos, Kayla is confirmed the dumbest bitch in the Sektur.

 

[Harm]

The Skull Nipple Brothers

What a whirlwind of a name.

What's more cringe: getting Chinese characters tattooed on you that end up meaning something entirely different/stupid, or getting Chinese characters tattooed on you that mean exactly what you wanted, but what you wanted them to mean was 'revered fighter of righteous fury'?

The latter by a mile.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

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How does a man with 5 children who's having sex with two women look gayer than a clingfilm jockstrap?

The legitimate (and I do mean legitimate, not Jack Murphy or other grifter types) masculine members of society aren't the types to engage in these hedonistic lifestyles. Only the unhealthy men do.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

What a whirlwind of a name.

Hey man, if you were known for a viral shirt rubbing dance and a crotch rubbing dance that made it to Gayhu 2hu project that name's not too insane.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

if this is true.

I'm going to stop you right there.

 

[Bean Sidhe]

I explained what it probably meant sometime back in a more serious post which was highlighted. Granted the thread(s) have been going at the speed of light since then...

There was also an exchange around that time you and @AltisticRight had mocking discussing the various permutations and meanings of the characters, as well as some Chinese poetry commentary in relation to it, but I can't find those posts (and you and Alt have probably made a thousand posts since then). But I am sure they are searchable for a dedicated sperg who is truly interested in the subject. (I thought those posts were pretty interesting and informative, and made that particular tat look even stupider and trashier than I originally thought it was).

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Was watching clip of Nick's disaster stream. There were these belt buckle blowjob what not speculations.

Now that I watch it, it is clear he is getting injected. That is what it looks like. Maybe everyone else already thought so too, but this thread went mile a minute back then so dunno.

That is so clear sound of one of those fast release things nurses use, not belt. *Tourniquet, thats it... And then the stuff hits him like a mule.

Why would you do this now? Is weird question to sex, I think. He clearly has his arm yanked. Why would you do this thing that requires arm being yanked now?

Not to mention he was in no condition to get erection or reach orgasm... In handful of seconds. What comes to those blowjob and wanking thoughts I remember seeing some throwing on the wall.
Not to mention those track marks in police report...

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

There was also an exchange around that time you and @AltisticRight had mocking discussing the various permutations and meanings of the characters, as well as some Chinese poetry commentary in relation to it, but I can't find those posts (and you and Alt have probably made a thousand posts since then). But I am sure they are searchable for a dedicated sperg who is truly interested in the subject. (I thought those posts were pretty interesting and informative, and made that particular tat look even stupider and trashier than I originally thought it was).

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Nick's brain doesn't understand the concepts that:

1) Regional dialects in Chinese can be more like different languages with the variation. Ex: Mandarin says "过路" whereas Cantonese says "行路" (Simplified Chinese because this comp won't do Traditional). Both mean "(To) cross a road" but the latter would invoke confusion for a Mandarin speaker since that usage has been in disuse for at least a hundred years.

2) Written Chinese has two forms, Classical and Vernacular . Prior to the 20th century (Most Wuxia/Xianxia are set before that) reforms most works were almost exclusively in Classical*, the switch was to make it easier for people to become literate. Classical Chinese for most people can read (with great difficulty and lack of understanding) but not write something new. The "flow" of speech is different (Ideally it should rhyme both ways a certain way), the text is truncated and laconic (both in word construction and assumes you learnt properly to get the reference of the reference of the reference). In writing you should avoid certain characters because you can "interpret" insults from reading characters within characters (A find me the man I'll find the crime moment). Classical poems are supposed to be sung.

3) Nick likes shit like Redo of Healer. Lolicon rape revenge fantasies and the fact it is a Manga/Anime aside (Post here), that's not a Wuxia (Martial Heroes) piece by any stretch, more of Xianxia ("Immortal Hero", or more aptly translated it as Spiritual Martial Art Heroes). They somewhat crossover but the former requires you to actually train (and is mostly reality based) and have some talent. The latter one you just sit on your ass and poison yourself with mercury cultivate according to Chinese alchemy. Also has copious amounts of high fantasy elements in the supernatrual realm.

*Hence the poor/absurd Engrish translations by people who understand vernacular and English from Chinese novels.

Spoiler: Reply Chain

This is incredibly retarded, 4 Chijaperean characters that makes no sense strung together because, I suppose because White people can't read it so it looks cool...?

I doubt the two middle ones are connected either, it just makes no sense. It has no flow when read, it sounds shit. The Chinese language is very complicated so only God knows what it means.

怒
Means anger, or it could also mean aggression. It can also mean "perseverance", as it is used in the term "怒放" (blossoming, like flowers).

節
Too many meanings to list.
節日 Festival
節儉 Frugal
節 Sections, you can see this because it uses 竹 (bamboo) as its head, and bamboo has sections.

俠
遊俠 Vagabond
The character alone means someone of good conscious with martial arts abilities.

瞻
Means to look up towards a high vantage point..
It can also mean looking up to [someone], admiration.

Does this make sense to anyone?
>Angry frugal vagabond that looks down from a high elevation????
>Blossoming (orgasm) frugal knight looking at the resort near the mountains (as his wife is being turned into a tricycle by Ricardo, Romaine, and Omar)?
>Angry festive knight with admiration (of Ricardo's six pack and Omar's length)?

Cringe. Scrape it off with sandpaper you massive queer.

Well, it makes sense if you know your classical Chinese* , idioms (See the breakdown of the references I posted in the quote) and was a really big fan of those cultivation manga/manhwas . It does kinda flow but unless you're a hardcore Xianxia/Wuxia fan you'll just headscratch. I had look up one of the idioms before the meaning clicked.

It would be like if a Russian guy tattoos some lines from Cædmon's Hymn "Nū scylun hergan, hefaenrīcaes Uard" on himself. Yeah, it's technically "English", but 99% of English speakers are gonna look at you weird.

4 characters are more akin to "成語" rather than any poetry, and I just cannot recall compound words that's so disjointed. The feeling is pretty weird, like a word you know is spelt wrong but you don't know where. Additionally, what does the tattoo artist know about any of this? Balldo was probably presented with a list of funny Asian drawings corresponding to its English language meaning and made to pick a few.

It's just random. If 節 was replaced, perhaps it'll make a little more sense. Like 怒俠遠瞻 or something, still stupid.

Well, I guess there are a bunch of weird ones so it could be forced to make sense.
2022，奇葩成语集锦

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MzI1NzUwODg4OA==&mid=2247540628&idx=1&sn=20db3bae84e9d9c1b779158508f22392&chksm=ea144ce3dd63c5f58eb2908129d53d2ea960589babffb06464039c5bb4dd01d3b85fb40c2ddc&scene=27

Either way, "my words isn't your tattoo", Balldo.
I have a better proposition:
牛頭人綠帽仔
牛頭人 describes a Minotaur, a creature of great strength and vitality. You can call it a bull-humanoid hybrid.
綠帽仔 means someone who likes to wear green hats. The colour green symbolises growth, youth and liveliness.

Nick clearly has a style.
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This is the part where we begin a parallel to tripod discussions and call each other niggerfaggots according to Nick since we're insane bastards. It's not a 成語, it's just those stupid names out of Wuxia/Xianxia novels they give to major characters.

I'm pretty sure you are just reading it without the dropping the (implied) space between 節俠 - Which is defined a "righteous knight/person" for which is referenced in my original translation from this quote:
《史記·刺客列傳》：“夫為行而使人疑之，非節俠也。”
"A man who gains the suspicion of others, is not a chivalrous person.
Personally, it still reads oddly since 瞻 is ambiguous in this case but probably would imply 瞻仰 (To revere).

I had to take a few good looks at it before I could come up with something reasonable. So this leads me to conclude that:
1) Nick is a weeb fan of those Wuxia/Xianxia novels
2) His biggest mistake is getting a tattoo where the meaning is ambiguous and Chinese speakers can poke fun at him
3) Trying to portray himself as some hardcore Jianghu vigilante* (Where's your fucking Jade dragon and white tiger tattoo?) when he is not.
4) He's lucky they didn't tattoo something like 斷袖之癖

*Lol at him thinking righteous in Jianghu means they aren't conspiratorial bastards, see Water Margin...

Here's the post making a (completely irrational) look like Null did with Chinese to poke fun at Nick's Tattoo:

Elissa clipped MATI where Null dissects Nick's tattoo, I dunno if Null saw the Wuxia/Xianxia shit I mentioned earlier in this thread.

But @Null 's statement is missing something, this is the part where get to laugh more with me... You see, in Chinese, classical Chinese is extremely abbreviated compared to modern Chinese. Let us do a little gap filling...

Quick reminder 怒节侠瞻 (Simplified) or 怒節俠瞻 can also be read as:
1): Pre-cognizant fighter of righteous fury
2): Revered fighter of righteous fury.

Well.. if you read the characters left to right while going down vertically and fill in the implications sexually you get this:
女又心即肏人夹目詹
Or in plain English:
"(A) Woman again (putting her) heart (into) fucking* (while being) squeezed (between) people (while being) watched right now excellently (by whom is not specified)".
This only works when being read in traditional Chinese due to the 節 however. But it's pretty funny.

Edit 2: If you read it bottom up right to left:
Watching (with) excellent sight (while) squeezed between people fucking right now, (with his) heart and (his) woman.

*There's a secondary meaning to the fuck word. It's the radical for grass （草） which sounds like fuck （肏）. Grass is green, and the radical is called "grass top". so you could make the joke that someone is wearing a (green) grass hat (带绿帽子) which means that someone got cuckholded.

Do people usually analyze characters like this? Nope. But it is funny and something well read people do to mess with people.

Edit: Grammar and a missing character explanation.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Add Smug Snaked Nick to anything
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Nick, NO! He just wanted a banana!

 

[DuranceVile]

Nick, NO! He just wanted a banana!
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You either die mocking ArmzGurl of you become her.

Was watching clip of Nick's disaster stream. There were these belt buckle blowjob what not speculations.

Now that I watch it, it is clear he is getting injected. That is what it looks like. Maybe everyone else already thought so too, but this thread went mile a minute back then so dunno.

That is so clear sound of one of those fast release things nurses use, not belt. And then the stuff hits him like a mule.

Not to mention he was in no condition to get erection or reach orgasm... What comes to those blowjob and wanking thoughts I remember seeing some throwing on the wall.

I fully believe April was in a similar state to Squinty Nick. stuck in the infinite loop of madness caused by dragon inflation porn, so I don't think logic played a big part in either of their actions, especially since it looks like Nick wasn't sure if the stream was still on or not at that point.


Now that we're in this era of lawtube streaming with each other and sharing revenue, did we ever find out if Nick paid any of them for showing up for the Rittenhouse-Depp trials? He mentioned multiple times that "he'd be in touch" after the trials finished to give them their cut, but I've seen people here mention that never happened. Do we have confirmation he never paid anybody? Dude made a cool million+ off those trials.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Too fucking long. Just give a translation most humiliating to Nick.

 

[AltisticRight]

What a whirlwind of a name.

Someone got exposed to Chinanet posting.

 

[Owlbear]

*Hence the poor/absurd Engrish translations by people who understand vernacular and English from Chinese novels.

It turns out you misread it at the time. It actually said "qing chong ding dong I'm a quckhold" and you won't be able to convince me otherwise.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Too fucking long. Just give a translation most humiliating to Nick.

Two words: 面首 (Rough translation: Effeminate gigolo)
Origin from the records of (Liu) Song in the chronology of the Northern and Southern Dynasties (This entire dynasty is full of lolcows).

Spoiler: Explaination

According to the Wei's book on the Liu (Song) dynasty, In reign of Emperor Qianfei (Liu Ziye) around July 484 AD, the newely titled Princess Shanyin (Liu Chuyu) told her brother,
the emperor: "'Your Majesty and I, although there are differences between men and women, we both originate on the body of the late emperor. Your Majesty has tens six palaces of hundreds of concubines, but I only have one spouse. It is unfair, how can it be kept so!' Such then did the emperor appointed thirty people around him to server her as master."

《魏书·刘子业传》：“时（刘子业）其姊山阴公主大见爱狎，淫恣过度，谓子业曰；‘妾与陛下男女虽殊，俱托体先帝。陛下六宫数百，而妾唯一驸马，事不均平，乃可如此！’子业为主置面首左右三十人”。

Or just slap the English lyrics on to this video and get Null to play this song the next major Nick mention since it sums him pretty well. It's not like Null didn't play the previous one on MATI (Two girls and one guy) lmao.
Ruining my great thing with your impatence

Lyrics:

[Women]
A person's lifetime was never easy,
I urge you to reconsider your way you see.
If little brother quit jacking off,
Then you wouldn't look so asleep.
[Man]
Most don't reach 70 easily,
I told you not to swing freely.
If the police catch you you see,
It'll harm not just you but me.
[Women]
Since your incident was some time away.
I'm bothered you can't finish any-which-way.
Coping and seething all over the place,
First you had fever but now it's just sneed.
[Man]
I'm not coping or have been,
Just on coke as your bodies' seen.
Sandwitched between two wives asleep,
Getting sweaty is always neet.
[Younger Women]
Matters not if you do or die,
Matters that you come on the by.
When that day come you realize,
I'll treat you like a "kid" alright.
[Man]
Does it matter if I come early or late,
Little sister why don't you come to me by the way
When that day comes you'll see,
How good a nanny you'll be for me.
[Younger Woman]
Matters if you leave or not,
Someone had to be your ma.
Your ma only did two weeks,
But you were already too old you see.
[Man]
If you knock me down a peg,
I'll start looking for powdered milk now you hag.
Other places you don't tease,
except my now tortured pp.
[Younger Woman]
Told you not but you had you see,
If your penis would rise to need.
Tried all night but it wouldn't rise,
now you get to cope while asleep.
[Man]
Don't tell me to not be busy,
I searched blindly while the other sleeps,
Tried to join you in the bed,
But other sister kicked me down you see.
[Older Woman]
Told you not to reach freely,
Now your testicles don't swing out you see.
Even a hen gets angry if you play around,
So that pain should make you gut-wrench round.
[Man]
This week we went to see,
Stores n'sheet but you're bitchy.
Took your to see OBGYN,
Cause there was too much swelling.
[Older Woman]
This week we went to see,
Stores n'sheet but you're hungry.
Gave you several bowls of spagettos don't you see,
Now there's a gunt for all to see.
[Man]
Lady you know jack shit please,
It's not from anal sex (gut aches) you see.
It's just my little pp,
Doesn't have time to please your needs.
[Chorus]
(Incoherent druggie ramblings)

Someone got exposed to Chinanet posting.

Don't say that cause the name's from Japanese shitposting (Not like most people can tell the difference)... Fuck there goes my social credit score
Instead of giving someone a picture off a tripod to mock, teach a man how to use tripods so he can mock others for a lifetime.

 

[AltisticRight]

Don't say that cause the name's from Japanese shitposting (Not like most people can tell the difference)... Fuck there goes my social credit score
Instead of giving someone a picture off a tripod to mock, teach a man how to use tripods so he can mock others for a lifetime.

I could be wrong but I thought a lot of these hypermasculine characterisations of cartoon characters came from China and it was a byproduct of the older days surrounding a masculine looking female celebrity 李宇春/春哥.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I could be wrong but I thought a lot of these hypermasculine characterisations of cartoon characters came from China and it was a byproduct of the older days surrounding a masculine looking female celebrity 李宇春/春哥.

This is why I leave wonton and sushi runes alone. I'm too retarded to pay attention to the subtleties of the language.

 

[New & Improved Username]

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IT'S OVER

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