💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

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  • Around 2 years

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  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

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Nick 15: The Parable of the prodigal Nick

Nick asks his father for his inheritance, then squanders it recklessly as he lives a life of indulgence. With nothing left of his fortune, Nick returns to his father.

However, upon arriving at his father’s house, he is welcomed with loving arms. His father is overwhelmed with joy at his son’s return, and holds a feast in his honor.

Nick says "Fuck you dad! This is all your fault! You didn't share the details of your sex life with mom with me and let that teacher steal my transformer toy. You made me live in Minnesota away from my true black brothers in the hood in Houston. Give me more money so I can get back to my bitches and my cocaine. You also take those damn kids who ruined Kayla's body and that I never wanted in the first place."

His father ordered his servants to "Quickly bring the finest robe and put it on him; put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. Take the fattened calf and slaughter it. Then let us celebrate with a feast," Nick says that the feast isn't up to his standards and leaves. The celebration is cancelled because the son who was dead is still dead. He who was lost is still lost.
 
The man needs to read Matthew 6:16-18 and reflect upon the spirit of its message.

“When you fast, do not look somber as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show others they are fasting. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to others that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.”
 
Strix454 said:
Nick 15: The Parable of the prodigal Nick

Nick asks his father for his inheritance, then squanders it recklessly as he lives a life of indulgence. With nothing left of his fortune, Nick returns to his father.
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And the father said to Nick, "Let not thy heart be troubled, for in the flocks of thy father's father are goats and sheep by the thousands, yea by the tens of thousands. Thus thou needst never face the consequences of thine actions, thou and thy concubines and thy dancing men of Cush."
"Praise Moloch!" said Nick. "Praise Moloch!" replied the father. And thus they continued knowing neither shame nor remorse.

One day it happened that Christ came to the house of Nick, riding His warlike steed and carrying His flaming sword. And He said to the Jews and Gentiles and Scandinavian Prudes, "Mark ye well what I do in this place, for it shall be funny; moreover shall it be weird."
 
Nick and April are posting cringe on Instagram.

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Bepis said:
Yes, so far he's had a cope session about people "caring too much" about other people's lives, and something about the Bible saying threesomes are okay.
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Bears repeating:
Nick criticizing anyone for looking too far into someone's life is incredibly hypocritical when he made millions turning people's trials into a public spectacle
 
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How does April look gaunt and slightly drawn in some photos, but in others she looks puffy? Is this coke bloat?
 
Harm said:
I fully believe Nick told Ethan Ralph he could piss on graves even though I know there will never be proof of this.
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Given they are both well documented liars, and both pieces of excrement, I could actually go either way on that one. Both Rekieta telling him that, and Ralph pulling it entirely out of his (rather substantial) ass seem equally plausible.

This, BTW, is reason #653 why you should never associate with Ralph. If Nick weren't buddy-buddy with Ralph, there'd be some plausible deniability on Nick's end.
 
Gorton Colu said:
Many Christians might hold unorthodox or even heretical views, but are still Christian fundamentally. To deny the divinity of Christ would make Nick an apostate.

The secularists of the thread are warned that Christian spergery, inscrutable to the uninitiated, is incoming. Please understand.
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In one of his other religion streams he basically said as much but I'm too lazy to find it in the thread. So yeah he is an actual apostate.

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It was around Easter this year.
 
Jungle Strike said:
Nick FAILED the green line test!
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Where's Kayla? He might have failed the green line test, but they look like a couple. And lol, Aaron, nice womanly hips! (And knock-knees, damn.)

Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
Nick and April are posting cringe on Instagram.

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Jesus Christ. He has (they have) zero shame or sense of...fuck, idk, propriety, appropriateness, TASTE?! How disgusting he is, carrying on openly while his children are outplaced (to family or strangers, doesn't matter in terms of his being a father - it's all an L).

Gross. I hope he loses a million dollars.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
April is just a plain Jane. She can pile on the makeup with a trowel and wear skimpy clothes to try to distract from that face, but it’s futile. Ape has nothing to offer anyone with decent taste.

Tryhards are just so depressing.
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She isn’t even mid. Definitely not do coke and ruin your family worthy.
 
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