💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yes, this thread has proven time and time again that Nick Rekieta haters are some of the dumbest and most disingenuous retards on the internet. This is the Nick Rekieta appreciation thread for Rekieta Law fans. The only reason why it seems so negative right now is because almost everyone migrated to the "MNPublicRecords CHIPS file on Rekieta's 9-year-old testing positive for cocaine" thread. The Locals 5k gift is currently in production. The new studio looks epic and huge. All the polycule seem happy to be working together. It's going to be great. Rage Twig's Bible Studies wrapped yesterday and it seems to have won over the Rumble execs who were on the fence. Season 2 confirmed. Nick barely even tried during that production and still took a huge W.

Really bad day to be a Nick Rekieta hater.

I appreciate the fact that Nick should have several awards this year for his antics. This has been more entertaining than his Greer/ Kiwifarms/ Vic shows.

 

[AnotherPleb]

6 23 2024 Kino Casino supposed Rekieta bombshell in next few days teaser.mp4
6/23/2024 - Casino teases supposed upcoming Rekieta bombshell to be released in next few days according to alleged source close to the situation.

I hope the delay is because this is gay ops that they aren't biting on.

The most annoying thing about this saga is that the scoop is being kept secret because it's supposed to be exclusive, but something being non-exclusive has never stopped the drama channels before

Considering that Rekeita's family might be involved (because let's face it, it's hard to be even more disappointed if it's Nick alone) I'd rather that they don't release it too early.

 

[Swole McPole]

He did not treat his fucking job like a job; he treated it like a hobby.

Most men are obsessive and enthusiastic about their hobbies. They tend to plough inordinate amounts of time and resources into them. Look at those guys who collect old cars and build enormous buildings to house their collections of rusting junk.

Rekieta treated his job like going shopping for clothes with the wife. You *really* don't want to do it. It's boring as shit. And if you can find an excuse to get out of it, you're going to take a shot at getting out of it -- regardless of how thin and implausible the excuse might be.

 

[MeltyTW]

He's antagonistic and defiant and is framing being apologetic as just image management. He 100% has not gotten a wakeup call and with his personality and his apparent inability to understand second order consequences anymore, then he probably never will.

what gets me is hes doing the opposite of sound image control. instead of trying to look more innocent or wholesome hes instead more worried about being tied down by and escaping the image of a wholesome family lawyer even further. no one even thinks of him that way anymore he really just wants to have retroactively always have been this pitiful ethan ralph degen figure. hes a complete poser, even ralph was smart enough to at least put a meager effort in trying to convince people and the court he wasnt the pig he was. nick is a tapeworm hanging on his ass. which funnily enough means ralph was actually right when he said he made nick. nicks envy of ralph crafted his entire personality.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick wants total, absolute freedom from any obligations social or otherwise.

It takes an absolute fool like Nick to think "freedom" consists of becoming a pathetic addict sex pervert, that is to say, to be a slave to his vilest animal instincts, no longer even resembling a human being.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

the memes are quickly becoming boomer-tier

I'll take boomer edits over page after page of unfunny AI shit any day

 

[StMaryPiper]

I'll take boomer edits over page after page of unfunny AI shit any day

How about a shitty boomer meme edit created by Ai?

 

[Law]

Rekieta treated his job like going shopping for clothes with the wife. You *really* don't want to do it.

Well, if he refused to ever buy clothes, that could explain all the nudity. . .

nicks envy of ralph crafted his entire personality.

I am baffled that anyone could look at Ethan Ralph and experience envy.

 

[RodgerDodger]

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I'm thinking Law & Crime livestreaming the Nick Rekeita trial to better numbers than Nick got doing Depp and Rittenhouse would be the ultimate evidence of Karma.

 

[anionfarflung]

It's why he spends entire streams doing stand-up routines, he's never realized he was riding shotgun to trials / internet lolsuits

Nick was legitimately talented and entertaining (at least to a lot of us) when he was the icing on a well-chosen-topic cake. He didn't have enough talent to make an entertaining show out of the almost nothing of his own self, however.

I'd pick that old Nick over Emily D. Baker anytime. In fact, I don't watch her still. But critics are right that she's made a better career out of it by doing the right things to make it work.

Edit: when he was more sober, of course.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Nick was legitimately talented and entertaining (at least to a lot of us) when he was the icing on a well-chosen-topic cake. He didn't have enough talent to make an entertaining show out of the almost nothing of his own self, however.

A lot of his solo shows in 2019-20 were pretty funny. I feel he had a lot more enthusiasm back then even when he was doing proto-Trump and gunz streams (which were at least decent background noise). And some nights he'd have a hilarious/bizarre news story or update in the Vic case and it would be great entertainment. Not that any of that has held up since late 2022 when I learned the real Nick is a vindictive hypocritical pervert, but back in the day it was decent.

If there was a problem, it's that he made it too much about himself. There wasn't much interesting about Nick before he degenerated into an alcoholic sex pest junkie and we could speculate about the details.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Rekieta treated his job like going shopping for clothes with the wife. You *really* don't want to do it. It's boring as shit. And if you can find an excuse to get out of it, you're going to take a shot at getting out of it -- regardless of how thin and implausible the excuse might be.

I think thats why he began to hate streaming. It became a job and just not fun streaming bullshit.

 

[3MMA]

Maybe we should dig up previous smugnicks from the past because they're all hilarious in retrospect.

Smug Return:

From his first appearance after the arrest.

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Skelly Wiggle:

Nicks poor imitation of a Gunt Shuffle or Shimmy. Clearly his crack hoes told him he “looks so hawt in dat tank.” The qover girls were lying to this cracked out faildad in a cuck tank, fagin’ it up.

He could have been the face of LawTube.

Based on an El Greco painting, this is titled:
Nose Crucified with Shitty Chinese Tattoo in the Background

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I think Nick abandoned Lawtube because the other lawyers were onto him about being a "nonpracticing lawyer" and he didn't want his inexperience publicly exposed. He tried to convert to a lifestyle channel, but nobody wanted to watch that.

 

[mailfrawd]

I'd pick that old Nick over Emily D. Baker anytime. In fact, I don't watch her still. But critics are right that she's made a better career out of it by doing the right things to make it work.

I checked up on her a few days ago, she even has her own mobile app (lol?), merch -- she built an entire brand with the exposure she wandered into as LawTube became a thing. Nick had all the same opportunities, but instead he decided he'd just drink more booze, descend into utter degeneracy, and do a few really horrible interviews with the vestiges of his success.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

He could have EASILY had his cake and eaten it too - not cover trials he wasn’t interested in and watch his wife fuck black guys - by saying “I don’t really like these trials so go watch Joe instead, when something crazy pops off I’ll get the band back together but until then I’m gonna go spend this Depp money in Jamaica” instead of “this was never a law channel, incel prude. unsubscribe and never return. your life is coming to an end”

But this would have required him to
1. Not antagonize people for no reason or personal benefit, and
2. Do his fucking job

There’s just no helping Nick. He was born to be a lolcow.

You're right, he could pick and choose which trial to do. A week or two of 9-5 work every 3 months.

And that was too much to ask. The Karen Read Trial went 30 days. He would have made a fucking killing on it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Looks like Coony got his revenge.

Forcing Coony to have Nick's green coomrag from the office desk in his mouth is worse than death.

Now I want to see him eating a live octopus.

Only if you promise to read me erotica stories afterwards. I need an expert.

It's so short but I loved every second of it. The idea that the raccoons finally win this time too was a nice happy ending (not that kind, Nick! (I know you're reading this, you fucking cokehead)).

Thanks! This was a fun project, animating every single raccoon head was quite a task though.

The idea of killing cute little critters in such a needlessly cruel way is nothing less than psychopathic. He claimed he didn't have a gun at that moment, so call a friend who does to come over and shoot them so they die immediately. Or better yet, be a true American Libertarian and get a gun you poser loser. Oh wait, he can't anymore. Lol

The critters need a win on this pos.

Now I want nicky as a playable character in a shitty Mugen. You could have the whole Sektur as a roster, Da Gunt, Mersh the Stroke, The Stalker Child.

I'm patiently waiting for somebody to make a Rekieta RPG game in RPG Maker, and do it in the style of Chrono Trigger. It can be done, we just need somebody with the correct kind of autism and obsession to get the job done.

His last defiant stream was quite a bounty of audio clips I see

It seems despite all his posturing OldCoom was brought down by the Minnesotan prude coons in the end, very sad.

Yep, aside from the close quarters combat clip (that came from his old stream where he talked about hammering a raccoon), they all came from here:

Looks like it's age restricted. Well it's called "Rekieta Law Is Under Investigation (Lets rant)". I'm sure you've seen it.

That stream is a fucking gold mine for voice clips of Nick being an angry salty faggot. Granted back then, a lot of us were probably on his side during this, but knowing what we know now, going back to watch it today, he's so pathetic. Crying about how he follows the law, and people lying about him. Fucking hilarious, add it to the list of streams he's completely obsoleted by proving everyone right about him.

Hope the vid was worth the wait. I absolutely loved the end result. Lol

Most men are obsessive and enthusiastic about their hobbies.

Yes we are. Maybe I'll finally get over Pokemon games and emulation handhelds by the time another decade passes.

I'll take boomer edits over page after page of unfunny AI shit any day

I will say this - I won't ever disavow usage of AI entirely, as I had to use it some for voice work for my video the beginning of this month. What I don't particularly care for though are things that are just completely made by AI, because then it's like a person didn't even do anything, just a machine made something.

But some people here have made some great things with it, things I have liked. Like songs, some people's pfps, etc.

 

[GoudaChris]

You're right. A week or two of 9-5 work every 3 months.

And that was too much to ask. The Karen Read Trial went 30 days. He would have made a fucking killing on it.

If I were nick and read this I would totally down a bottle, rail a few lines then hop on a livestream to prove the karenfarms wrong

 

[Stupor Mario]

It takes an absolute fool like Nick to think "freedom" consists of becoming a pathetic addict sex pervert, that is to say, to be a slave to his vilest animal instincts, no longer even resembling a human being.

I think he's a nihilist like the Marquis de Sade or JuJu. We've seen his history of deception like how he pursued his wife and how for years he presented himself as the Christian trad dad. We've seen how he's rejected wife, children, his religion, even his own created persona as lawtuber explaining the interwebs. He doesn't seem to like or believe in anything other than his own pursuit of pleasure and freedom from any obligation or responsibility. So, yeah, he seems to want nothing more than to be to be a rutting, drug-and-alcohol-guzzling beast.

 

[Chibitzen]

I think Nick abandoned Lawtube because the other lawyers were onto him about being a "nonpracticing lawyer" and he didn't want his inexperience publicly exposed. He tried to convert to a lifestyle channel, but nobody wanted to watch that.

Yes and Nick doesn't compete. In fact, everyone leaves him and not the other way around. I don't think that many people cared he was non-practicing. They just wanted something to listen to in the background. If it is lawyers watching lawyers, there are far better channels out there for that.