💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[John Andrews Stan]

They had their fifth child, "she's so fucking cool", Balldo's favourite

So he switched loyalties from the penultimate kid to the last one? Or Nick was just contradicting himself as usual?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It’s even more brain dead than that. Nick’s audience has always been almost 100% people who — at the very least — have a baseline inclination toward skepticism of government involvement in private lives. To hear Barnes tell it, they were all a bunch of boot-licking statists all along.

Nick hasn’t gone quite that far, but he has stated outright that people who think the case against him is legit are suckers of (circumcised) government cock.

Nick and Barnes are both shameless, fundamentally dishonest grifters, as many of us have known for a while. It’s only right that Barnes’ reputation should take repeated hits along with Nick’s.

His old audience was always sceptical of government, but they gave Nick the benefit of the doubt and the loss of that is something he has never been able to come to terms with.

No one owes you shite in terms of respect. You have to earn it.

Nick got a lot of deference and ego fluffing due to his lawyer credentials, but he pissed it all away and is now being weighed on his empty merits. He is on the same level as everyone else, but he is used to having that silver spoon in his arse cheeks to make people play nice with him.

What it more of an issue and incorrect is that many former fans genuinely do not care if Nick fails or not. They (like myself) are content to watch without cheering for Nick or the State. We are apathetic to Nick's plight in terms of motive to act, but we are amused by the outcome. We are just as distrusting (perhaps more so) of government, but anything other than padding Nick's ego puts us under the enemy camp.

 

[Goofy Logic]

So we went from "Retaliation for speaking truth to power" all the way to "government employees....amirite?"

What a fucking pussy.

A clapping seal only has so much to bark about as their coked-up idol takes the sovereign citizen route.

 

[AnOminous]

Those with the courage to abuse their children and put illegal drugs in their bodies are the real heroes taking a stand against my enemies' enemies the power, and they must be killed protected.

We're obviously flouting and defying the very basic American Constitutional rights to drug your children, a fundamental right that is, like, you know, right here, somewhere, in the Constitution that only exists in my mind.

Sort of like the one where bail is unconstitutional, despite the actual Constitution itself only prohibiting "excessive bail." Somehow retard Barnes, a complete Constitutional illiterate, doesn't understand that language in the EIghth Amendment absolutely endorses reasonable bail. The fact the bail was reasonable in this case is obvious because Nick could have paid no bail at all. Instead he chose to blow several grand just to continue doing coke and drinking.

 

[CoomerTine]

Well at least he has a new challenger for lolcow of the year now

 

[ChromaQuack]

We're obviously flouting and defying the very basic American Constitutional rights to drug your children, a fundamental right that is, like, you know, right here, somewhere, in the Constitution that only exists in my mind.

That's the 420th amendment, it exists alongside the 69th amendment (the one that enshrines the right to have a st.andrew's cross and banging your side hoe on it) as the core tenets of the American bill of rights.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

many former fans genuinely do not care if Nick fails or not. They (like myself) are content to watch without cheering for Nick or the State. We are apathetic to Nick's plight in terms of motive to act, but we are amused by the outcome. We are just as distrusting (perhaps more so) of government, but anything other than padding Nick's ego puts us under the enemy camp.

I would love it if Nick got off scot-free. I guarantee he’d pull a Ralph and go even more off the fucking rails while high on dopamine and his own bullshit.

KF wins regardless of the outcome. It’s going to be a real punch to the gut if Nick ever realizes that.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I would love it if Nick got off scot-free. I guarantee he’d pull a Ralph and go even more off the fucking rails while high on dopamine and his own bullshit.

KF wins regardless of the outcome. It’s going to be a real punch to the gut if Nick ever realizes that.

With the children out of his way and less likely to be directly affected, Nick could reach levels of desperate debauchery and riotous excess not contemplated by the Pig.

Nick, do you want to live broke, aged, and pitied? Or do you want to die a lolcow legend?

 

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I would love it if Nick got off scot-free. I guarantee he’d pull a Ralph and go even more off the fucking rails while high on dopamine and his own bullshit.

If this were to happen reality would collapse in on itself from the sheer amount of concentrated shit-eating smugness. God himself wouldn't be able to resist dropping down to smack the shit out of him.

 

[MeltyTW]

I would love it if Nick got off scot-free. I guarantee he’d pull a Ralph and go even more off the fucking rails while high on dopamine and his own bullshit.

KF wins regardless of the outcome. It’s going to be a real punch to the gut if Nick ever realizes that.

i dont want to sit through years of more "im totally in the clear guys fuck da haterz" and boring shit before he just peters out and rots to death in mexico. just give him life in prison or execution send him to the chair fuck it

We're obviously flouting and defying the very basic American Constitutional rights to drug your children, a fundamental right that is, like, you know, right here, somewhere, in the Constitution that only exists in my mind.

whats funny to me about the lolbert mythification of the founding fathers is having their way drexel would be picking cotton and theyd all be in jail for some anti obscenity law or shot to death in a duel for calling someones wife fat. idk if dax would even be allowed in the country.

 

[Sharpeteer]

i dont want to sit through years of more "im totally in the clear guys fuck da haterz" and boring shit before he just peters out and rots to death in mexico. just give him life in prison or execution send him to the chair fuck it

whats funny to me about the lolbert mythification of the founding fathers is having their way drexel would be picking cotton and theyd all be in jail for some anti obscenity law or shot to death in a duel for calling someones wife fat. idk if dax would even be allowed in the country.

No way bro. Give the lolberts what they want, and every single citizen would instantly change their ways, and would no longer require any sort of structure of laws, as every single person would act as upstanding people who just do the right thing out of instinct, and out of the goodness of their heart. They would also never cheat, lie, steal, or anything of the sort.

"Well if someone ever cut me off on the road I'd just shoot them! Problem solved!"

Let's say in some dystopian future that actually became a reality. You know the lolberts like Nick and Barnes would be absolutely fucking useless. Never doing the right thing just to prevent the need for someone to force them to, never provide food for the society, never contribute any useful skills to build and keep civilization going, nothing.

Because lets be real - to people like Nick, it's never about some sort of greater moral understanding of how people need to be liberated from laws. It's just "I DO WAT I WANT."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

just give him life in prison or execution send him to the chair fuck it

So he could keep the martyr act going? I would rather see him reap the consequences of his behavior and dig his own grave in the outside world.

Evergreen:

 

[AnOminous]

whats funny to me about the lolbert mythification of the founding fathers is having their way drexel would be picking cotton and theyd all be in jail for some anti obscenity law or shot to death in a duel for calling someones wife fat. idk if dax would even be allowed in the country.

Imagine these crying pussies where if you were in the Senate and talked some shit, like Charles Sumner did, you could be beaten near to death on the floor of the Senate. I bet they'd keep a civil tongue in their mouths under those circumstances.

idk if dax would even be allowed in the country.

He'd be allowed in a cemetery plot if he already had family here, in fact, we'd be glad to help him get right into it.

Otherwise lmao fucking beaner, get back to Mexico.

 

[MudPeople]

Nick and Barnes are both shameless, fundamentally dishonest grifters, as many of us have known for a while.

so...they're lawyers?

 

[MeltyTW]

So he could keep the martyr act going? I would rather see him reap the consequences of his behavior and dig his own grave in the outside world.

idc i just dont want to sit through another drug addict wheezing his way in boring ass streams, electric chair. the five people who are pro child drugging enough can simply be incensed idc. i invoke whatever law or point of etiquette that says fuck boring ass streams and nicks boring ass

Imagine these crying pussies where if you were in the Senate and talked some shit, like Charles Sumner did, you could be beaten near to death on the floor of the Senate. I bet they'd keep a civil tongue in their mouths under those circumstances.

you dont even really have to go back that far, nick simply not having enough of totally unfettered money with no expectations attached had him pretending for years he was a wholesome anti cursing christian father. one less incentive here one more there and hes whatever is needed for the situation, making any such beating wholly unnecessary and superfluous

Otherwise lmao fucking beaner, get back to Mexico.

i imagine him screaming "it doesnt matter, it doesnt fucking matter" as hes scalped to pass for injun bounties.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

so...they're lawyers?

It's odd how the cultural meme of lawyers being lying sophist swine seems to be being lost. I've had people, admittedly fucking idiots, say of some blatantly dishonest grifter "They set everything out in a very logical way because they're a lawyer'" And you think "No, they make the best case they can for their side because they're a lawyer. Honesty be damned"

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

While we are all starved on Nick Content, I have been working on revising and re-organising the OP.

It's a very impressive OP, well done!

 

[AnOminous]

This may be the most hilarious thing Nick ever did.

Maybe we should dig up previous smugnicks from the past because they're all hilarious in retrospect.

Also some links to @Sharpeteer Nick and Nick-related jaks.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17834963 (nickjaks)
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18475846 (more nickjaks)
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/balldoverse-meme-edit-general.192233/post-18475743 (more nickjaks)
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18680971 (Balldosphere personalities)

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Big favor to ask. Fanfic writers sharing their fantasies of teenage pregnancies and child abuse, go whole hog and please start your next fic with:

"A talent agent is sitting in his office..."

 

[Procrastinhater]

But just as modern medicine can fashion a fake cock from a forearm

They really can't though. Have you seen the SRS thread?
Those things are fucking abominations and half the time they rot off. The other half they cause horrific kidney infections.