💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
Craziest part about Nick going off on Eric July specifically about his rough upbringing was that Eric has been shot himself & watched as his friend was killed right in front of him at age 15. Two separate drive by shootings in Dallas. Nick had to have known that & still went ahead with his tirade against Eric.
That's what malicious narcs do. They twist the knife in where they know it hurts the most and then they dare you to argue with them about it. You can see the rage in their eyes when you attempt to push back even a little bit.

I'm frankly shocked he even has any internet friends at all, I highly doubt he has any friends in real life.

Nick "I'm from da hood" Rekeita will never get better because cluster B personality disorders are notorious to treat because they don't want treatment. It's hard to help someone who don't want to help themselves.
 
Who the fuck is this BalldoWasher Valiant Renegade?
If Valiant Renegade seems to be Baldowashing, then nobody has told him about the kids or the Coke yet. He's one of Andrew's friends. Nice "normie" with a big close family. He actually IS what everybody thought Nick was at first. I can't imagine how he is getting dragged into this..
 
I called PPP fat earlier but in some of the more recent kino episodes it looks like he’s losing weight

Kinda sad that this guy will be healthier than Nick
 
I hope this asshole blows his fucking brains out

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That's what malicious narcs do. They twist the knife in where they know it hurts the most and then they dare you to argue with them about it.
This nigger literally just proved my point.

Fuck him, I know he won't, but I WISH he got sent to prison for a year or two, the hit to his narc ego would be unbearable for everyone to know he is a convicted felon, a criminal.
 
I think the .22 talk is a distraction. Nick is enough of a fag to have 'art' using .22 rounds. I think the bigger issue is the AR and iirc extra mags under the bed. Was a round in the chamber of the AR? It's quite common to keep a underbed gun for protection but not a good idea when you are high on booze and cocaine. I also question the need to have extra mags just free floating around. Better to have them in a known place to make them easier to grab and less chance of mag issues.
It is. Like the kid blaming narrative that was going on a few days ago.

AND THERE ARE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS IN THIS THREAD THAT KEEP FALLING FOR IT!!!! As demonstrated by the pages and pages of bullet talk. STOP TAKING THE BAIT!!!
 
I hope this asshole blows his fucking brains out

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I fear he might be too stupid to use a firearm. He's dumb enough to attempt to drive from a NASCAR Scooty Putt league. Mental Retardation is a job requirement.

As for Nick, the Damn Dirty Cops took all his Guns. NICK WE KNOW YOU"RE READING THIS. REMEMBER IT GOES "START AT THE THUMB AND GO UP AND AROUND! NOT ACROSS"
 
Nick has had a very positive effect on many posters here

Helped me reduce my alcohol intake a lot, saving a cool amount of money. I'm also pushing harder at the gym.

Thanks nick, you disgusting retarded drugged out degenerate child endangering wimpy faggot
 
Lastly, when Kayla bought Aaron the cigar box gift and presented it to him naked, Nick allegedly kept peering around the corner while Aaron and Kayla were making out on the couch.

If Nick was really so disturbed by his wife's behavior, why did he repeatedly insist on watching from around the corner like a typical voyeur?
I thought Rekieta being a peeping tom, badgering Aaron Imholte on how he screwed Kayla was indicative of him wanting to know how to pleasure Kayla in bed.

Aaron apparently knows how to pleasure Kayla never mind that this contradicts Aaron's claims of being hopeless in bed himself.

One of the reasons why the Rekietas think their marriage is on the rocks is because their bedroom performance is poor.
 
I thought Rekieta being a peeping tom, badgering Aaron Imholte on how he screwed Kayla was indicative of him wanting to know how to pleasure Kayla in bed.

Aaron apparently knows how to pleasure Kayla never mind that this contradicts Aaron's claims of being hopeless in bed himself.

One of the reasons why the Rekietas think their marriage is on the rocks is because their bedroom performance is poor.
I think the performance is poor because of all the shit that he uses.
 
If this were anyone other than such an insufferable prick, I would feel bad for him. I've seen where this road he's on ends, and if he doesn't want to steer off, it's death. You cannot keep doing this forever without that inevitable ending. While I think his kids probably have that deep down resentment for him, as they now how to live with the shame that their neglectful father acts this way, they also want him to get better because you have that unconditional love for your family, no matter what. It's a really terrible place to in, their kids. They are the real victims here, no one else, only them. They only deserve sympathy here, despite what some on the internet want to claim.
As the child of a junkie mother whose father was in prison for meth since he was born let me tell you
Children to not always maintain that unconditional love. I stopped loving my mother years ago when I saw what her negligence and addictions (and her complete lack of effort to fix them) did to my younger siblings. I *fucking hated her* until the day she died. Didn't go to her funeral. Didn't shed a single tear. Just signed the form and let my sister handle it all. Didn't even take a cut of the property my grandparents had given her.
If Nick keeps this up for much longer his kids won't love him anymore, at least not the older ones with any sense or morality.
 
Resting all of your hopes on getting evidence thrown out on a technicality is pretty nutty. If that's what he is counting on then he has a very rude awakening.
It's pretty de rigeur at least to try contesting admissibility, but seriously, doing that AND going to some kind of rehab, at least outpatient, and getting a few clean piss tests, is going to help if it comes time to deal. However, if the first offer is good you fucking take it. It usually doesn't get better.
Unless he's also being tried in the Balkans, I highly doubt the gov't fujced up, it seems like he's the fujced up one at this point.
It could be. They do. That said, I'd believe a ChatGPT answer over anything Nick said at this point and if I never see it on the docket, that's what I'm believing.
Is she in some conservatorship? It's a real question. That would be the only reason for it being private, am I correct?
Why in the world would she be? That's vanishingly rare. This isn't when you could just Rose Kennedy someone.
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What kind of crackbrained gibberish is this?
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Earlier, people said he had a nanny and was upper middle class etc implying he was helpless, I am really curious if that the consensus; that he was so sheltered that he was totally helpless to know what to do at all.
It's not about being totally helpless. Washing clothes, bed clothes and towels for 5 people means doing multiple loads of laundry a day. Even assuming there was plenty of "heat and eat" food on hand, someone needed to ensure all of the children were getting fed and that the dishwasher was being run a couple of times a day.

The 16 year old is a full-time student outside the home, so the only opportunity he had to run a household was outside of school hours. Him knowing what to do doesn't stop it being an overwhelming load when combined with his studies. Nick found running the kids around to their activities stressful, ffs.
 
I don't have the screenshot on hand, but I believe it was in a locals posting he claimed the AR had a lock through the receiver or similar. Not sure if he meant a trigger lock, or some other device I'm not aware of.
Locked "through the receiver" was probably like this:
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Personally I think it's stupid to have a key lock or rotary combo lock on a bedroom gun. If you want to secure it, go with either biometric safe or quick-combo safe. But I think of a bedroom gun as a home defense weapon, not a vanity toy.

The unsecured gun is a red herring. It's perfectly fine to leave unsecured weapons around children, so long as the children are trained on how to safely handle a firearm. I got my first gun at 10 years old. A 20 gauge shotgun I would go everywhere with. I must have genocided thousands of squirrels on my family's property. Totally unsupervised. No one ever got hurt. No property was ever damaged. Completely safe.

I rated you 'agree,' but only as a general sentiment. Do we really think Nick taught his kids, especially the younger ones, proper gun use and safety?

As for shooting raccoons, .223 is probably appropriate. It is commonly referred to as a "varmint round," and no it won't explode a raccoon, and is generally not used for deer hunting. 22LR on a raccoon would likely result in wounding and prolonged and painful death without excellent shot placement (though I guess Nick may not be averse to that). And if you're shooting at raccoons, you're aiming at a downward angle (or up into trees I guess), so bullet travel isn't too much of an issue (and if you're shooting up into a tree from right underneath it, a falling bullet will only reach terminal velocity and isn't all that dangerous. It would depend on how far he was from the tree, as a falling bullet at a shallow angle will still maintain most of its lateral velocity).

That being said, I'd guess his neighbors weren't too pleased with him magdumping into the trees. .223/5.56 is pretty loud comparatively speaking.
 
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I rated you 'agree,' but only as a general sentiment. Do we really think Nick taught his kids, especially the younger ones, proper gun use and safety?
He hasn't taught them enough that they can even open up a can of Spaghettios on their own.
 
I genuinely hope Based Pastor ties a millstone around his neck and throws him into the lake beside his house.
I mean you're not wrong, but Nick doesn't deserve a millstone. He's so far from God's grace that he doesn't deserve a millstone, he deserves to be drowned in a cage in a pond like a skunk. Shut up Andy. I want to see his fingers poking out from the cage as he drowns, ya know? I wish Chef Red Pill was here to film it in 4K but what the fuck buddy?
Read this with PPP voice in your head.
 
IF Nick gets exonerated by the courts on Monday (he wont but going with his coke fueled logic for a second) It will NOT change his newly found status as a lolcow, drugcow and degenerate cuck.

Has anybody ever theorized that Nick simultaneously performed coked up Balldo squats into Kayla's asshole and limp dick fucked April while Aaron watched from the corner? Because there's a non-zero chance this actually occured.
At first we theorized that Nick might be an alcoholic... and later it was verified as true
Then we theorized that Nick might be taking substances other than alcohol... and that was verified as true
We began theorizing that Nick may be a cuck... and that too was verified as true

Now we ponder the extent of Nick's degenerate cuckery and the absolute level of extreme balldo perversion committed....
...and I'm confident to say my good sir... everything you and many others here have imagined will also be verified as true

By my count he's spent $60 bucks so far on random sperging.

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Hahahahahahahahaha! The Cuck Thinks He Has Superior Advice On Women! Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Nick only does drugs he can smell.
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Nick you know very well "IV Drugs" were not claimed in your charges. Nick, I want you to imagine the worlds smartest and most effective Lawyer, then imagine the exact opposite. Congratulations! You have discovered who you are!

He's latching onto very specific issues, that he has not been charged with, and that the government has not even alleged.

"I DONT EVEN OWN A .22!" - He wasn't charged with owning a .22. The police did not seize a .22. He wasn't charged with discharging a firearm unlawfully. They collected casings. That's it.
"I'VE NEVER DONE AN IV DRUG!" - Again, the government didn't allege that he did.
He's trying to deflect from the actual arguments and claims by way of using straw-man and red herring fallacies. I'm fairly certain Nick is a bullshido master with a specific talent in double speak.
 
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