💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Sewer Rat said:
you know? Nick loves to shit on parasocials, the whole "dear john" thing, and pathetic youtuber friendships, and the first thing he did when he came back home, after being separated from his kids, humilliated nationally and -50K from his money was to log into social media to seek comfort and support from a bunch of youtubers, that's what we call PATHETIC
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Really does make you think...
 
Accidental Protege said:
I read his Superchat as saying that they're both on unconditional bond, but it's not showing because "the govt literally fucjed up" and it should be updated once the court opens on Monday.
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Unless he's also being tried in the Balkans, I highly doubt the gov't fujced up, it seems like he's the fujced up one at this point.
 
kokokrunch123 said:
is "CAMELOT331" one of the chief balldoguards/ balldowashers?

he keeps coping for broke dick *nick in streams. latest was approximately 2 hours ago
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When Nick ghosted Camelot awhile back, he would not stop crying about it. I've said in the past I did feel a tiny bit bad for him because he probably felt like he lost an actual friend. While he certainly needs a better judgement of character, I bet a million Eric July wish dollars he regarded Nick as a real friend.

If Balldo-washing will get Nick to take him back, sure he'll do it. Plus look at his views - he benefits greatly from grifting on the Rekieta madness.

Potatoherder said:
They are bitching because the DMs got leaked because Nick needed a 'safe space.'
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You know what his safe space used to be? Right here.

It's too bad he burned that bridge too.
 
Brian Oblivion said:
Yeah it's going to keep escalating. His addiction combined with the the fantasy that he can just get everything reversed by having the evidence thrown out through his own constitutional law "acumen" is just too powerful. It will get a lot worse before it gets better.
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Resting all of your hopes on getting evidence thrown out on a technicality is pretty nutty. If that's what he is counting on then he has a very rude awakening. Cops and prosecutors aren't fond of coked up child abusers. The system is already tilted in their favor of the state for that reason.

This saga is far from over. I expect a spectacular crash and burn coming in the next few months.
 
Kandinsky said:
I’m surprised Legal Vices hasn’t come out to sweep for Rackets yet. Jeff has been extraordinarily mum on the whole ordeal.

I haven’t really kept up with anything this weekend. If something pops up and can give me the TLDR, I would greatly appreciate it.

Kiwi Farms was always right.
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He's vacationing in Utah or wherever his Mormon clan family is from. He's been streaming from his sister's closet on the Read trial because his family does not know he's on YT. I am not making this up.

Considering closets in the homeland, Vices and Null should bond.

It is smart of him to ignore all of this.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Nick also claimed to have grown up in the hood in Houston with constant drive-by shootings and he had NO white friends, so take Nick’s self-reported history of his struggles and OG bonafides with ocean amounts of salt.
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Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
Specifically he claimed three murders a day from his single neighborhood. Houston has never had close to 1095 murders a year. There were 700 in 1981, the year he was born, across the entire city. It may have been as high as 600 before he moved away, but across the entire city, not "the hood" where Nick lived.
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Craziest part about Nick going off on Eric July specifically about his rough upbringing was that Eric has been shot himself & watched as his friend was killed right in front of him at age 15. Two separate drive by shootings in Dallas. Nick had to have known that & still went ahead with his tirade against Eric.
 
Sharpeteer said:
When Nick ghosted Camelot awhile back, he would not stop crying about it. I've said in the past I did feel a tiny bit bad for him because he probably felt like he lost an actual friend. While he certainly needs a better judgement of character, I bet a million Eric July wish dollars he regarded Nick as a real friend.
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When Coomalot posted his "muh wife left me" video is how I first saw him. I'm like, dude, be a man and nut the fuck up. Why make your divorce public?

He's a sad little man sitting in a single wide trailer in some shithole town in Alabama. No wonder he's so desperate to make internet friends who aren't real friends.
 
feral cat #6385 said:
He is going to ODD himself into prison. Can't wait!
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the whole "NO PIG I'm not going to do your job for you, I'd rather you destroy my door before opening it, and I'm going to also throw this fucking warrant on the floor!" and his angry "punished child" face during the hearing was spectacularly funny
 
Balldo's Gate said:
You can basically cherrypick which parts of what in the documents is true based on the minutiae Balldoman is freaking out about. Never did an IV drug. Never let his oldest child babysit during a casino trip. OK. What about the near-ounce of coke and other illicit drugs? What about the fact that a mistress was arrested in the home along with your wife, a mistress who you told the cops was just visiting but your wife told CPS was technically the new live-in nanny?
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I mentioned this like 400 pages back. It's the narcissist's tactic. He went silent and spent the early days reaching out to other lawtubers to find out who was allied to him and who wasn't. Then he attacks the weakest part of the case or things he knows are outright false in an attempt to delegitimize everything.

You know, all that shit kind of works in the court of public opinion. Unfortunately, to make it work in actual court, you have to have really deep pockets and string out the case to an insane level. Guess we'll see how big that trust fund really is.
 
Qriist said:
By my count he's spent $60 bucks so far on random sperging.
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Claiming someone else doesn't know about the law and women. When he himself knows nothing about law and women. Ironic.
NotADrunkLawyer said:
Has anything he's posted *not* had a bunch of typos in it since his arrest?
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He has "poured out" a lot of booe.
TurdThrower said:
Is it actually Rekieta or someone impersonating him? NGL I've thought about doing it in a superchat to some streams.
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It's him. Look at the wrench. I think the checkmark is relevant too.
 
AnOminous said:
None whatsoever, since the release order says exactly the opposite, she'd have had to have posted bond for it, and that would be reflected on the docket, as it has on Nick's.
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Is she in some conservatorship? It's a real question. That would be the only reason for it being private, am I correct?

This seems like an insane question but what is off the table atp? I cannot imagine why her conditions weren't posted beyond the county's incompetence.
 
I'm glad to see Nick is taking the non-practicing attorney route and talking online. Hope he saved that million dollars+ from superchats to give to Barnes. That way Barnes can tell the court that the state using Nick's own words is a violation of the 1st amendment.
 
Sewer Rat said:
I'm going to also throw this fucking warrant on the floor!" and his angry "punished child" face during the hearing was spectacularly funny
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Aside from wanting to see the inside of the house. I'm praying this moment is captured on the body cam, it'd be perfect shitposting material
 
I hope this asshole blows his fucking brains out

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