💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Tablet County]

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The balldo.
You wore it, we came.

Takes on a whole new connotation when we're talking about a sex toy.

 

[CoomerTine]

Lmao, you guys are like me when I was watching Breaking Bad.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cz_BYAWnMjY

I don’t know how it’s possible to be a worse liar than WW but rekieta does it

 

[Red flaming panda]

You somehow managed to miss the funniest part (and the event that not only happened shortly before the end of the year, but massively increased his lead over any other choice for 2023): his "fan" Mandy turned out to be a man named Daniel living in Arlington, Texas who was using another woman's name and borderline pornographic images sourced from Reddit. The same Mandy who his simping for fucked up his marriage. Nick becoming an obnoxious coomer literally began with "Mandy" posting said images from Reddit onto his Locals, and it bit him in the nose over a year later.

And Nick's social cues never managed to guess that the "totally based and hot" "woman" "mechanic" from Texas who never wanted to meet up with Nick in-person might not be a real person.

Oh yeah, HOW COULD I FORGET THE FUCKING CATFISHING!
>Mandy, if I was single, you would never be single again

 

[200MB]

6 months into 'BDSM and Crack' and the Internet lawyer starts quoting scripture at you while you cuck him.
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I thought I remembered there being some Hellraiser stuff in the thread. Posted by @Prince_Stolas

 

[Evilronald]

I love how Robert Barnes compares the people not supporting Nick Rekieta after he was charged with drug possession, & child neglect, to Germans ratting out Jewish neighbours to the Nazis, & Klansmen going off to lynch people. Dear lord, I know Nick's nose is large, & he thinks of himself as hip with the negro community, but come on now:
Produce_26.mp4

I don’t think Barnes realizes that’s a compliment to a large part of this community that we’d sell out the Jews. Kind of interesting to compare Jews with a bunch of degenerate coked up swingers, almost like he’s saying they’re the source?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I welcome thee for being up to date with the Rekieta thread.
Every few hours we are going to have some political-philosophical discussion about (but not limited to):
- Capabilities and responsibilities of a teenager on today's society;
- The history and impact of alcohol on American History;
- Economics and sociopolitical impact of the cocaine market;
- Responsibilities of a contemporary mother of 5 children - a sociopolitical discussion;
It's part of this thread syllabus. We appreciate your participation. Remember spiral learning, so repeating alredy discussed topics is part of your education.

I've moved on to shitposting until August, barring Nick pulling a Cokeita stream 2.0

 

[parsnip]

Speaking as someone in that former audience, are there any other decent YouTubers or streamers who do that? I've never really watched Sean - nothing against him - but I don't think I'd watch Emily for any protracted amount of time.

I don't know anything about lawtube and I had never watched trial coverage before, but I happened upon a channel called lawyer you know and I've really been enjoying his coverage of the Karen Read trial. He's very normal.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

everyone bitching about nick taking care of his kids or his son doing or whatever is a dumbass, we were supposed to do it and we failed
we also never paid for drugs, not once

if you ever donated to Nick then you did pay for the drugs.

 

[Spaded Dave]

The Possession of Nicholas Robert Rekieta

Fun fact: I wanted to punctuate each cut with him drinking and prior to 2021, especially 2019, it was difficult to find a stream that he actually drank on at all. 2019 I went through at least 7 videos of him not having a single drink before I found the one I used.

Edit: Just an addition I thought I should mention. These clips are all sped up equally and grabbed randomly. That is how much more erratic he has become with time.

 

[mitro]

The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

Incognito @elb made me legit lol. Glorious creation.

 

[NadeND-001]

You somehow managed to miss the funniest part (and the event that not only happened shortly before the end of the year, but massively increased his lead over any other choice for 2023): his "fan" Mandy turned out to be a man named Daniel living in Arlington, Texas who was using another woman's name and borderline pornographic images sourced from Reddit. The same Mandy who his simping for fucked up his marriage. Nick becoming an obnoxious coomer literally began with "Mandy" posting said images from Reddit onto his Locals, and it bit him in the nose over a year later.

And Nick's social cues never managed to guess that the "totally based and hot" "woman" "mechanic" from Texas who never wanted to meet up with Nick in-person might not be a real person.

if a picture of a wahman slides into the dms a red flag should pop up, but i guess nicky was too much in love with that bottle and coke to notice that

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

everyone bitching about nick taking care of his kids or his son doing or whatever is a dumbass, we were supposed to do it and we failed
we also never paid for drugs, not once

The biggest issue I see with the argument of
"well his eldest should of stepped up"
is the fact for the eldest to actually step up he would of needed to be taught to do shit by the parents to begin with so no matter which way you try and slice the cake they failed.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

The biggest issue I see with the argument of
"well his eldest should of stepped up"
is the fact for the eldest to actually step up he would of needed to be taught to do shit by the parents to begin with so no matter which way you try and slice the cake they failed.

I don't know, when Anakin was 8 years old he defeated the entire Trade Federation blockade by himself. I don't think it's fair that Nick got burdened with such underperforming children.

 

[CoomerTine]

How did a Canadian coming to the US manage to turn him into an even bigger pussy?

https://x.com/thevivafrei/status/1797039916271948258?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

'removing alcohol as a theme'

So, who's the new host?

 

[NSA Intern]

if a picture of a wahman slides into the dms a red flag should pop up, but i guess nicky was too much in love with that bottle and coke to notice that
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Rule 0 of the internet: all women are fake until proven gay

 

[Captain Manning]

The cracks were starting even in 2019, at the height of WeebWars.

Preface: Thomas Roiloup is a turbosperg who declared blood vendetta against Rekieta and EVS after losing a "debate" over Comicsgate on Rekieta 's show. He's been declaring Rekieta a fake and a fraud for half a decade now, and is a great example of a broken clock being right.

He posted this video from an infamous twitch stream where Rekieta (at the time) uncharacteristically went off on Vic for not coming on his show. He eventually apologized for it and as I recall, it was ironically blamed on having a bit too much to drink that night. But Rackets going on very womanly rants about drama goes further than many realize.

https://youtu.be/UqjZCa30anU?si=Y80EBOVOw8bfAiaR

People in Weebwars at the time noticed it, and raised objection. He was acting like a dick to Vic with that bullshit. It's just that, at the time, I think it was treated as frustration on his part. Something a lot of people were feeling. So he was given a pass. People were laser focused on wanting Vic to win.

A better example of something that inexplicably flew under everybody's radar, it seems, was the raccoon and skunk story. I dunno how the fuck we missed that one.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I'm still 400 pages behind, and probably will be until Nick goes to prison or crashes his car into his church in a final pyrotechnical display of adolescent ODD.

But I wanna go back about five years ago, when a Farmer researched Ron Toye's divorce records and discovered that Ron had been abusive to his first wife, threatening to kill her animals and hitting her with a television remote. Nick, upon hearing this, affected a solemn demeanor. He silently poured himself a glass of whiskey, and then, with the most concerned expression, told Monica Rial, Ron's then-fiancee, that if Ron had done anything to her ever, he would help her however he could. He would get her out of there if she was being harmed, that he had represented desperate women scared of their partners before and hated the idea that she could potentially be in danger.

That scene has played over in my mind reading all of this. The absolute sociopathy of this man... Able to put on that mask of stalwart, masculine concern without a missing a beat while living such a gross life himself.

And maybe shit was a lot better in the Rekieta household at the time, but I doubt it. The first time I saw Kayla on Nick's show she was crying because she had made the baby sick by feeding her an old bottle that was on the kitchen counter instead of a fresh bottle and Nick had taken over cleaning up all the puke because she just couldn't handle it and felt like a bad mother. She also spoke about her psych meds, which by her demeanor on the show pointed at benzos. During that time Nick was drinking often enough on his show that people gave him good natured ribbing about it. House was already in such obvious disarray that they made an infant sick and Kayla was clearly already a shambles. (And the kid they made sick was the one who held the police officer's hand when she left the house and asked if the policeman could get her some clean clothes.)

The ability to put on a display like that is chilling. I bought it at the time. But Nick and Kayla had been showing us who they were all along and they were way worse than anything Ron Toye, an asshole if there ever was one, brought to the table. Ron threatened to kill a dog. Nick blithely kills animals, even torturing them when it suits him. Ron hit a woman with a remote. Nick has knock-down, drag-out fights several times a day with his daft, disaster of a wife and she throws things at him and hits her target well-enough that she may leave bruises. They can barely manage to keep their kids clean and fed even when Nick isn't snorting whatever the fuck unidentified brown substance he can get his nose into. Nick was who he was when he put on his mask of concern for Monica years ago. Had he managed to stave off his drug habit for a bit longer, who knows how long it would have taken his mask to slip.

And then you read the warrant affidavit, remember all the breadcrumbs of dysfunction Kayla and Nick dropped along the way, and realize those kids have been suffering for a long time, much longer than their parents' current addiction arc. Imagine ballwashing and nose-wiping a zoosadist and his violent slattern of a wife (RIP CRP).

 

[Mind Goblins]

I've been watching a lot of Runkle of the Bailey recently, partly because as a firearms attorney he is the person I trusted most to know wtf anything was when the Hannah Gutierrez trial was happening (the Alec Baldwin shooting armorer's trial), but also because for things like the Karen Read trial he doesn't typically stream them live as the trial is happening, but instead does recap videos that evening. He watches the day's session live ahead of time and then during the recaps he'll jump to notable parts of the trial and give his take on how things go. It's an interesting alternate way to watch.

I feel like I should also mention that, in my opinion, Runkle has had an incredibly even-keeled take on all the Rekieta drama. From what I've seen his comments have been (very roughly paraphrased), "My channel is where it is in no small part because of Nick, so I will decline to comment further on the events surrounding him." At some point he was asked if he would cover Nick's trial if it gets broadcast and his response was along the lines of "I cover cases that I find legally interesting. Nick's case is only interesting because of who Nick is, not because there's anything legally interesting about it."

I know some Kiwis will hate on him for fence sitting, but to me Runkle's take is some low-key shade on the situation, like telling someone "I was raised where if I have nothing nice to say about someone I shouldn't say anything at all." That, and the fact that he doesn't find anything legally interesting about it says all you need to know about his take on Barnes's position.

 

[Shagedan]

I welcome thee for being up to date with the Rekieta thread.
Every few hours we are going to have some political-philosophical discussion about (but not limited to):
- Capabilities and responsibilities of a teenager on today's society;
- The history and impact of alcohol on American History;
- Economics and sociopolitical impact of the cocaine market;
- Responsibilities of a contemporary mother of 5 children - a sociopolitical discussion;
It's part of this thread syllabus. We appreciate your participation. Remember spiral learning, so repeating alredy discussed topics is part of your education.

back in my day we had weeks-long symposiums on Christian theology and the utility of butter dishes.