💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[DumbDude43]

>Licks beer bottles

wrong in every delusional detail as always, stalker.
he does not lick beer bottles. he licks whiskey bottles. enjoy prison.

 

[Mikoyan]

The "THIS WASN'T A FUCKING LAW CHANNEL TO BEGIN WITH" shows that everything goes back to Dick Masterson/Dax Herrera. He began during the Dick v. Maddox situation and will end with Dick Masterson serving him dope that will kill him. Everyone in Lawtube must congratulate Diddler Masterson for his contribution to Lawtube, not Nick Rekieta. The world would be better if fathers took their responsibilities and Maddox ignored Dax from the beginning.

I always loved he says this about a show that to this day is called 'Lawsplaining the Interwebs'.

 

[anionfarflung]

Someone asked where the Rekieta family money came from. I'm sure it's in the docs threads, but it looks like it was the maternal grandparents (at least):

Peaches Owen

I'm currently working on the family tree in GRAMPS. If and when I complete it I'll share it. I'll redact full kids' names even though they're out.

Nick's dad (or granddad) worked for Cray for a long time, so that side was probably at least upper middle.

 

[A Little Bird]

You know, Nick is probably having to take cocaine again just to keep up with his own thread.

 

[Tablet County]

You know, Nick is probably having to take cocaine again just to keep up with his own thread.

He's supplemented his cocaine use with grade-A peruvian copium.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

You know, Nick is probably having to take cocaine again just to keep up with his own thread.

I don't know about that. He might have to start taking downers in order not to have rage-filled heartache when he sees the number of people dunking on him daily.

 

[Red flaming panda]

wrong in every delusional detail as always, stalker.
he does not lick beer bottles. he licks whiskey bottles. enjoy prison.

What an drunken degenerate he is. I've dealt with alcoholics before, and I've never encounter one that is so despite to drink every drop they lick to god damn bottle. Mother fucker is so dependent on booze it's almost not even funny.

 

[owed to joy]

What an drunken degenerate he is. I've dealt with alcoholics before, and I've never encounter one that is so despite to drink every drop they lick to god damn bottle. Mother fucker is so dependent on booze it's almost not even funny.

He is so smug and simultaneously pathetic; makes it easy to relish in his perpetual failure. How anyone is feeling sorry for him is beyond me. I feel sorry for his children but frankly they're better off without him in their realm of influence.

 

[Kirtto]

Its a lie made by deadbeats


Men rarely seek custody of their children
Men do less childcare, less parenting, less household labor, less of everything that is involved in tending to a child. So it should come as no surprise that this does not change after divorce. In 91% of custody cases, the parents mutually decide to give custody to the mother. Fathers fight for custody in court in less than 4% of divorces. Twenty-seven percent of fathers completely abandon their children after divorce.

Men who seek custody are more likely than not to get it
Fathers who fight for custody typically get it. Even 30 years ago, 94% of fathers who sought custody got sole or joint custody. Abusive fathers are especially successful. Seventy-two percent win their custody cases. In one study where both parents fought hard for custody, mothers were awarded custody just 7% of the time. Only in a patriarchal society does a 93% win rate somehow equate to male victimhood

https://zawn.substack.com/p/family-courts-and-child-custody-are

It has link for every claim click it and read it

Often custody battles are used by men to punish the mom and keep her in poverty and emotional anguish the article i linked it the mom lost cutody for putting her kid in day care While going to college and it caused backlash .

Do we have a white only statistics? Because yes everyone knows that Niggers make horrible parents

 

[JackoVerde]

What a drunken degenerate he is. I've dealt with alcoholics before, and I've never encounter one that is so despite to drink every drop they lick to god damn bottle. Mother fucker is so dependent on booze it's almost not even funny.

Why do you think he paid the 5 grand, dudes gonna get the shakes if he doesn’t drink.
He’s rich and he’s licking the bottle for more alcohol.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Nick should be allowed to smoke crack in front of his children and turn their house into a scene out of Hellraiser?

6 months into 'BDSM and Crack' and the Internet lawyer starts quoting scripture at you while you cuck him.

 

[Maraschino]

Wow, no wonder this drunken faggot was 2023's lolcow of the year. I should've been alogging him years ago.

You somehow managed to miss the funniest part (and the event that not only happened shortly before the end of the year, but massively increased his lead over any other choice for 2023): his "fan" Mandy turned out to be a man named Daniel living in Arlington, Texas who was using another woman's name and borderline pornographic images sourced from Reddit. The same Mandy who his simping for fucked up his marriage. Nick becoming an obnoxious coomer literally began with "Mandy" posting said images from Reddit onto his Locals, and it bit him in the nose over a year later.

And Nick's social cues never managed to guess that the "totally based and hot" "woman" "mechanic" from Texas who never wanted to meet up with Nick in-person might not be a real person.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

6 months into 'BDSM and Crack' and the Internet lawyer starts quoting scripture at you while you cuck him.
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[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I think that if he had just the cocaine and gun, and hadn't beem on an obvious spiral of over-indulging people here wouldn't care so much. Maybe pretty much not at all - something like a third of adults in the US have a script for amphetamines, is cocaine actually that different? Probably not, but if Nick turned into a skeletal junkie who didn't feed his kids on addies people would be equally condemnatory.

The real moral hit comes from the swinging and child neglect being so off brand compared to his initial image that it felt like a lie. People only got like 10% as mad when Ralph admitted to weird sex shit and his obvious child abuse, because frankly nobody was surprised - Ralph's whole brand is he's a white trash POS.

For me, it's all morally repulsive but from "worst to less worse" I would rank it as: 1) Child abuse/neglect 2) Drug use in front of Children 3) Swinging/poly shit infront of kids 4) having another couple LIVE WITH YOU WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS 5)Drug abuse (for me I have seen what addiction does to people and I think cocaine is a blood drug so if you use it like he does your terrible) 6) Actual open relationship crap. To be honest if he kept it away from the kids (and the internet) I wouldn't have cared. Look if "Mommy and Daddy leave the kids at the grandparents/arrange the kids to have sleep overs (depending on the age) so they can have "couple time" one a month (where they do their weird sex shit)" I wouldn't care. Because a) it's away from the kids b) in private c) they are being responsible. Hell, why didn't they sent the kids off to sleep away camp for the summer if they want a few weeks to be as debauched as possible?


I mean I think open relationships are horrible and if you are at that point you should just end the relationship. But if you really think you can do it...hey it's your life not mine.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

When Nick and Kayla got arrested, how did the farms find out.
Was someone just happening to look in the arrest records, was someone tipped off that it happened.

I just have to say when I saw that featured I immediately assumed it had to be a troll post to make everyone flip out. Sort of like Ralph getting his ass beat for a second time in Portugal. A perfectly surreal “no fucking way” KiwiFarms TM moment.

 

[culk]

everyone bitching about nick taking care of his kids or his son doing or whatever is a dumbass, we were supposed to do it and we failed
we also never paid for drugs, not once

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Finally I can call all the people creating 8-paragraph screeds of their totally original, totally insightful analysis on the situation or psychology of those involved COMPLETE FAGGOTS

I welcome thee for being up to date with the Rekieta thread.
Every few hours we are going to have some political-philosophical discussion about (but not limited to):
- Capabilities and responsibilities of a teenager on today's society;
- The history and impact of alcohol on American History;
- Economics and sociopolitical impact of the cocaine market;
- Responsibilities of a contemporary mother of 5 children - a sociopolitical discussion;
It's part of this thread syllabus. We appreciate your participation. Remember spiral learning, so repeating alredy discussed topics is part of your education.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Nick I know you’re reading this. FOR FUCKS SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING WHITE NIGGER.

Lmao, you guys are like me when I was watching Breaking Bad.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

The Journey of Sir Balldolot

Spoiler: A true & honest™ review of this film

This film is by far the most kino of kino that has and ever will come to exist. It is pure unadulterated kino in it's purest form, untainted by the dictates of mass media moguls, movie producers, or even the flaws of the film crew. The part where Janny Jewsh, the dear feeder himself knights a user with the True & Honest tag is a breathtaking scene alone itself to behold. The beautiful splendor of the set itself was an absolute feat on the parts of the film creators, the sets themselves were masterpieces of artistry. The humor was peak, being even funnier than the best of Norm MacDonald's jokes making Patrick S. Tomlinson's statements about Norm come true when his best jokes are compared to the great might of this tremendous labor of love.

The flashback to Rekieta and Josh getting along was a heart touching part and hit home where you think another scene would. The simple fact that it got that most friendships and communities eventually fall apart was a tear jerking moment. I couldn't help but tear up upon seeing the tragic backstory upon which Nick had fucked up his whole life with coke & liquor. For Nick could not handle the truth, that the path of hedonism is a horrid and increpid road that will destroy one's very soul. The big harrowing moment was when the one and only King Ralph the Sty Master himself showed himself on the Gunted Throne of empty liquor bottles and rotten tortas. At that point did I realize that this is only the first of a long running series of films.
I give this grand piece of kino..... A masterful... Splended... Graceful... A solid, 99.999999% purified rhodium. FOUR...out of five stars. You've overcome Orson Wells, the director of Citizen Kane in terms of sheer mastery of the Art of Cinema. When Scorsese, Spielberg, and countless others have failed to surpass the Master of Cinema as a medium, @Sharpeteer has succeeded on his first try. I cannot wait for the next part.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

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The balldo.
You wore it, we came.