💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    697
MadStan said:
Fuck you. Be a man and lead like a man. We need a term for men who can't handle it when they fail and blame everyone, we'll call it "being a child".
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This is the correct response. If your family falls apart, it is your responsibility as the father and man of the house. If your wife starts to get into drugs and swinging, it is YOUR responsibility as a man to bring her back. I don't understand blaming Kayla in this situation. Whether or not it was her idea, it was NICK'S responsibility to rein her in. Not that I think it was her idea in the first place necessarily, but the point is moot regardless.
 
I partied in my early 20's because i had no idea what to do with my life and i'm glad i was broke as fuck. Hitting that point in your 30's with a well established base seems to be pure poison.
 
VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Legal scholars, I have a complex question.
If I am found by police with cocaine in on and around me, will I get in trouble?
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I suppose if by an unlikely series of events you manage to fall into a shipping container of powder cocaine, then are found by police you might get away with it.

It will certainly be a funny story for your friends and family once you get out of hospital.
 
The only swinging Mr and Mrs Balldo should be doing at this point is from a fucking tree.
They neglected their kids to get high and do weird sex shit.

Pair of fucking reprobates.
 
Sharpeteer said:
The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

The Journey of Sir Balldolot (720p KF).mp4

This is a direct sequel to the Kiwinavian Prudes music video from last month. If you haven't seen it yet, I implore you to watch that before this one (but you don't really have to):



This was a lot of work, and I know there will be some that may not like the direction, but that's understandable.

Either way, I hope you enjoy this. :drink:
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This makes me want to watch a bunch of old fantasy/medieval B movies. Excellent work.

I remember when Ralph was first really falling apart the biggest indicator of his downfall was when the people who made cool media for him started making cool media making fun of him.

Let this be a warning, Balldoman.
 
VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Legal scholars, I have a complex question.
If I am found by police with cocaine in on and around me, will I get in trouble?
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No, if you do this one thing. If they ask you "are you intoxicated, sir, your eyes look bloodshot" you respond with the sick burn "have you been eating doughnuts at Denny's, your eyes look glazed?" Then bark like a seal ACK ACK ACK. Works every time.
 
When this started, I was 200 pages behind. Then I put in some work to catch up, but apparently you guys put in a lot more since I'm now 800 pages behind.

I could spam the highlight button and actually skip most of this shit but what if someone says something really funny?

I'm trapped and there is no hope. Don't weep for me for I am a pitiful creature. May my fate serve as a warning for others, may they choose more wisely
 
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ddlloo said:
When he mentioned the new studio I was torn between it being true he went to Florida to reset, or him just removing all the booze related shit from the old one. But seeing as he instantly went to starting shtifights on twitter and joking about the cops who arrested him (not going to talk about the case btw) I'm pretty fucking certain he hasn't gone to his parents.

How many streams until he's causally walking through his house on camera, incidentally showing how clean the place is? God he'll probably do a cooking stream for locals to show how good at cooking for his kids he was too :^]
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Or he'll stream with white powder on his nose in order to provoke another visit from the cops to prove that there's a conspiracy against him?
Yeah, it sounds like an incredibly dumb idea, but it's just the sort of thing a coked-up retard would think of.
 
NadeND-001 said:
nicky seems to be doing fine today. its a hard laboure for him to remove all those bottles.
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"removing alcohol as a theme" Removing a painting and putting it up somewhere else doesn't make you any less of an alcoholic. The man still thinks he doesn't have a problem, his entire home has an alcohol and Crack shack theme.
 
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