💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[gang weeder]

I see a lot of criticism of Kayla for her "role" in all this, but let's keep a reality check on what happened here, really. Nick and Kayla had a good marriage and a good family. It was Nick that went into the gutter of the Internet and once we was reprogrammed to think "yeah you know there really isn't anything wrong with foul language, aggressive postering, speaking 'my mind', sex and multiple partners and drugs", he then sought to bring her down to his level - all the while thinking this new thinking was actually elevated thinking.

This degraded behavior, amoral approach is merely the drug that is offered by the gutter of the Internet, and Nick got addicted and then he dragged her into it.

Like with all addictions, Nick had a good time, made money and this was "evidence" that the "new way of life" must be "OK and it is working", but like all cons, addictions etc. they always have short term gains, until eventually the behavior shows the true cost.

I blame Nick rightly for dragging his family down, he knew the immoral choices he was making and that they went against his own code of conduct, and did it anyways. A code of conduct is supposed to be the stop gap that prevents one from falling into these situations - it is not a measure of happiness, (i.e. happiness is not the indicator if a choice is right - the code is) because even if it feels good at the time, or seems beneficial, the code let's you know you have wandered.

These fools like Nick simply have no discipline. If they had discipline, they would not fall into these traps. Men easily fall into the lust and satisfaction of our primal urges, and Nick is no different from any man in this regard, where he differs is that he has no discipline.

We need a term similar to noseguarding for all these people who keep making excuses for Kayla.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I have said it before, and I'll say it again: I am beyond done trying to figure out which of the two is responsible for what. As far as I'm concerned, they both suck.

Fortunately, I feel I don't need to figure anything out. Because this whole shitshow is now the subject of both a criminal and CPS investigation. Hopefully the people that get paid to look into the gaping maw of hell don't fuck it up, and the kids come out okay.

We will trust the system on this one

 

[AN/ALR56]

We need a term similar to noseguarding for all these people who keep making excuses for Kayla.

Even null who is very sympathetic to women in his streams, even when they are objectively in the wrong has already given up on her.

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

He's been addicted to porn since he was a teenager and he was a huge fan of the dick show before he even started streaming underwear parties in college, etc etc please try to keep up the internet didn't corrupt a poor innocent godly man. If our wife didn't see those as warning signs then they were in it together

One of the few things I believe Aaron saying about Kayla, is that Nick is enough of a malignant narcissist (self—admitted to at least the latter) to corrupt her while making it look like it was her idea all along. Like “yes honey, I support your journey in finding the perfect combination of medications for all of those mental issues that I agree that you clearly have.”

With Nick, substance abuse and pathology aside, the long term porn addiction is enough on its own to cause limp dick when it comes to having actual sex with a woman.

Put them together, and you have a gaslit, low IQ, self anbsorbed, overmedicated wife who is starved for intimacy, trying every which way to entice her husband and failing.

That said, as a mother of five with resources up the wazoo, there’s no excuse for her not to have strove for better for herself, and at the very least her children, once she realized the situation she was in.

 

[AnOminous]

It's also a grift. People who stop using will often need a new grift. I used to think it was hilarious/irritating in equal measure. These days, I'm more sympathetic. It's a coping strategy to get people through that difficult early recovery. Most of them will grow out of it and return to normal. But the ones that don't tend to be insufferable.

Praising a druggie for quitting drugs after harming everyone around them is like praising an arsonist for putting out a fire he started. Sure it's good he isn't currently harming more people, but he still has a lot of work to do before praise even enters into it.

 

[Harm]

The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

You had my sticker at the Kiwi Farms splash screen.

As far as I'm concerned, they both suck.

Yep, this is why we have fun terms like "culpable" because we can find them all to be disgusting! There's plenty room in Hell and in the cells for the both of them.

 

[AnOminous]

It is odd that the rekietas would only post the 50k for him and not her though. Not sure why or how that's the case.

Why do you think his parents did that? He did that, because that's probably his liquid assets (not that kind) at this point. He didn't have the $50K but he had $5K even if it puts a serious dent in his cocaine budget.

Why is this good speculation?

Because Nick paid $5K not to have his house randomly searched. If Kayla's there, his house can be randomly searched. And Kayla is under conditions not to be around people who are doing drugs.

The woman who has been pill popping since Nick started streaming, and asked the cops to bring her drugs at the jail wants to get clean?

Unlike Nick, she was willing to agree to random drug tests.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Don't listen to this prude incel Nick!
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The devil inside of me almost wants Nick to relapse just to see what he does next.

Come on Nick! Get off that wagon. We want The Incredible Hulk, not Bruce Banner.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

I just wanna say I appreciate all you guys digging up and sharing all of this information. I’m usually disinterested with internet celebrity drama, but as a ex fan of Nick Rekieta from the Maddox lawsuit days, long before his collapse, I find this train wreck impossible to look away from.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick I know you’re reading this. FOR FUCKS SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING WHITE NIGGER.

Don't listen to this faggot. Let those cops and that cunt judge know what's up.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

We need a term similar to noseguarding for all these people who keep making excuses for Kayla.

Kayfabers. They cope, seethe and stick to the script.

 

[Fear and Bullets]

looking back on it, Nick was rather clearly pretty deeply alcoholic back during the early weeb wars days. I remember at the time finding it more than a bit off putting. Like that friend in College who always got falling down drunk, every single night. Like okay the whiskey drinking Lawyer talks a bit about interesting law stuff while sipping a different whiskey and talking about it. But that means 1 glass, 1 drink, slowly over the evening. Nick was blowing through a bottle per night. And this was years ago.

I still recall my first time seeing rackets. He was using a dogshit webcam to cover the onision property destruction thing and as far as I know literally had fuck-all to do with the farms or anything yet. Even then he cleared like three glasses of whiskey in a thirty minute video. Rackets was always a fucking drunk.

 

[AnOminous]

But I think the consensus is Kayla is probably out on PR personal recognizance (no money needed, have probation officer, abstain from alcohol, random drug tests, can't leave the state)

That's not really just a consensus, it's what the release order says.

 

[Some Badger]

You don't even deserve to smell PPP's farts.

Joke's on you faggot, I'm functionally scent-blind anyway.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nicky has woken up from after the drinking last night to come back on twitter.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1796964275862265914

https://archive.ph/J7KjV

 

[Catspajamas7]

If PPP is actually up on his Christian tradition it’s not exactly an odd thing to be aware of what St. Andrew’s cross is as a non-degenerate object. If you ever go to the UK they usually are a motif on fireplaces and art work of the martyrs usually features St. Andrew and St. Simon the Zealot.

Also, it’s literally Scotland’s flag and a torture device it doesn’t take a big brain to jump to “Rekieta has a St. Andrew’s Cross” to what he uses it for.

Wow! This St. Andrews guy seems hella kinky from a quick google.

 

[Nate Higgers]

The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

The Journey of Sir Balldolot (720p KF).mp4

This is a direct sequel to the Kiwinavian Prudes music video from last month. If you haven't seen it yet, I implore you to watch that before this one (but you don't really have to):



This was a lot of work, and I know there will be some that may not like the direction, but that's understandable.

Either way, I hope you enjoy this.

That last 4 minutes was kino as fuck and I did not see that coming. I was expecting a “LOOOOOOOYAL REKIETA!” sound clip drop but it was still 10/10. The AI voices made it very enjoyable

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I'm thinking maybe the kids were stinky because Nick was constantly using up all the hot water from his hours-long showers where he cry tweets at people.

 

[Can of Spam]

April is fucked either way. Anyone googling her name from now until the heat death of the universe will find some degenerate swinging and coke story. So she might as well cash in.

I keep seeing this come up, but can't the corner semen demon just go back to her original maiden name? It wouldn't be bulletproof but would certainly give her cover to reintroduce to society at a later date that cursory searches wouldn't necessarily catch.

Would be funnier if the whore cashed in for a crumb of fame and some more coke though.

I'm trying to figure out if there is an "allowable limit" one is allowed to have degeneracy wise until you become a lolcow.

Cruising through an old thread while doing research for an upcoming shitpost, there are some highlights that Rackets basically hits in spades at this point:

They never quit. No matter how badly they're hurting themselves, no matter how little cost it would be to let their detractors "win", they never quit.

In a good person, it would be admirable.

Arrogance, refusal to change, getting BLANGRY at criticism and being all-around lazy fucks.

I'd add:
- Some kind of fetish they're a little too open about
- In addition to actual mental health issues, at least one made-up mental or physical disorder
- Nude photos

I hope (THIS IS A JOKE AND NOT A LEGAL STATEMENT) becomes a Rekieta-ism like that one copy and pasted message Patrick S Tomlinson sends everyone who texts him.

Wasn't it determined that Fatrick likely types out all his "Enjoy prison. Stalker Child." messages and doesn't use lowly shortcuts like copy/paste?

Don't know why Kayla has this defense force on the farms but I'd like a hit of what you guys are smoking.

Because she's Our Wife and there's a system in place for when we get to fuck her. It's the eternal hope that keeps the cuntguards in line.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to continue preparing for a 5K special that I actually hope to deliver on time, unlike the Balldoman.

 

[Musashi's Son]

I struggle to see how it makes any sense whatsoever, and therefore hope he continues to do it.

Knowing this guy he will probably say: "MY JOKE ABOUT JUDGE FISCHER WAS NOT A LEGAL STATEMENT" given how utterly delusional he is.