💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Good Lawgic with an upcoming stream: Why the world should support Nick Rekieta/My Weird Weekend

Nigger please

I don't support child abusers

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Nick’s fostered his own cult of dents over the past couple of years.

“Maybe the search warrant isn’t valid”

“The pastor fucked him over.”

“He never endangered his children, what’s the big deal?”

“The cops endangered the kids by busting down the door.”

These niggas are retarded. DSP Wheelchairs-level retarded.

 

[Shittus Maximus II]

My entire point is that we don't have a firm grasp of the first few minutes of the search warrant. There are any number of appropriate reasons to shit on Nick and Kayla -neglected children, bumping coke, driving drunk, squallid house- and I'm right there with you for all of them. The forced door entry is the one area where, with the few details we have, I think the cops potentially acted improperly.

"Can we please think of the Sex addled crackhead!"

The level of cope in this is astonishing.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

We are seeing total rekieta death

 

[GoudaChris]

Don't forget the ceiling cats.
Unless Nick managed to shoot them with his sig.

The ceiling cats got out because someone left the front door open

 

[House Cat]

She's live now saying that she wants kiwi farmers to identify themselves so she can block us.
She blames us farmers. Because you know, we put the coke in his nose.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Tell them to send it to Juju the Cow immediately!

And for maximum magickal potency:

Make sure to draw on the letter and possibly on the envelope too:

• The Seal of Solomon as was in the original letter
• The Seal of Astaroth (the demon most closely identified with Magi-Chan)
• A representation of the Sumerian deity Inanna/Ishtar - she is associated with transgenderism and with the aforementioned Astaroth
• The Blue Heart CPU Goddess sigil
• Juju the Cow as a Sonichu in Chris-Chan's style
• Juju the Cow as a MLP pony with a cutie mark in Chris-Chan's style

Make sure to write on the letter:

• A replica of the initiation of Nick Rekieta as a Sonichu, only tailored for Juju the Cow of course. Feel free to augment it in any way you may deem magickally powerful, such as including Chris' CPU Blue Heart Goddess and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu signatures.

The good thing is that the Juju the Cow fursona makes this process much easier.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Would some Kayla-attuned BDSM/Butt stuff in easy access to the youngest kids qualify as "Sexual child neglect abuse" ?

1. It's not an abuse charge, it's about knowing there was abuse going on and doing nothing to stop it
2. Walking in on your parents having sex or finding their sex toys will never be criminal

 

[urr13 account]

She's live now saying that she wants kiwi farmers to identify themselves so she can block us.

She blames us farmers. Because you know, we put the coke in his nose.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=36jfLrETrq4

this bitch is literally retarded,

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

God damn man, I'm so fucking mad after seeing the Jim stream. So fucking mad.

Nick had EVERYTHING to lead a good life and threw all away for sex and drugs, thinking he was a fucking rock star.
I know everyone already knew that. I don't know why, only after seeing the Jim's stream I connected these obvious dots.
I worked at the medical field, saw many children that didn't have any chance at life because they won the lottery anyone wants to win. Got a fucking rare disease, and now the only life they know is pain, multiple daily painful procedures for just keeping them fucking alive, until they die. I watched many last birthdays, with parents without knowing if they should be happy or sad at the birthday at their children with poor prognosis. These children did nothing wrong, they just had really bad luck, and now the only life they knew was pain. And these children were fucking more mature than fucking Nick.

Fuck Nick and Kayla, wasting their life, and putting their children life at risk for limited pleasures. They are trash.

 

[MLA]

Here's a reupload of Metokur's stream, with dead air removed:

Interesting how all the dead air from the 4 hour stream combined - be it intro/outro, pee breaks, or technical issues - was still less than Nick's 45-minute break.

 

[no-exit]

I know everyone is saying it, but holy shit that was a brutal takedown at the end. I think one of the reasons why some are a bit easier on Kayla (I'm guilty of this) is just that we're just more aware of Nicks behavior, so it's easier to assume that Kayla is just being a normal mother. Obviously not the case, but there's just less to spectulate on.

Jim is basically Jordan Peterson without the grifting and corny crying fits

Jim is Peterson with hat shilling and coughing fits

I was able to watch Jim's video on "How the sausage is made" without flinching, but damn was that last segment hard to listen to. I hope Nick and his wife hear it and let it sink in.

I hope Nick and Kayla were sober and listening. Not only for their sake, but more importantly their family's.

I for one am excited to see how many viewers the church's livestream gets tomorrow. I don't know how big that congregation is but I think it's safe to bet on it being the most views they've ever gotten.

As much as the rekietas need religion right now, I doubt Nick will ever show his face at that church again.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

She's live now saying that she wants kiwi farmers to identify themselves so she can block us.
She blames us farmers. Because you know, we put the coke in his nose.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=36jfLrETrq4

Yep. I pinned Balldo down and rammed an 8-ball up his nose, forced the whiskey down his throat, made April give him a knobber under the desk, and held the Glock to his neck to make him drive drunk. And made him read his thread with the Sonichu medallion in his teeth. Everyday.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

this bitch is literally retarded,

Shes dressed like someone you'd kick the shit out of in streets of rage

 

[Goofy Logic]

She's live now saying that she wants kiwi farmers to identify themselves so she can block us.
She blames us farmers. Because you know, we put the coke in his nose.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=36jfLrETrq4

We are currently in the denial/anger phase of the drama. These supporters have had their image of Rekieta cracked, so they are going to produce a good amount of salt.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Here's a reupload of Metokur's stream, with dead air removed:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XsqjDOcE5t4Interesting how all the dead air from the 4 hour stream combined - be it intro/outro, pee breaks, or technical issues - was still less than Nick's 45-minute break.

But it misses the best part.

https://youtu.be/DW4CbzHCZYg?t=1349

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Nick's neglect charge is just "loose drugs and kids in same place". Kayla's is "You let someone physically or sexually ABUSE your kids and knew about it, but did nothing"
If Kayla's isn't misapplied, something is really fucked and it's nothing the parents (or April) did directly, and only Kayla knew about it? I've been trying to parse it.

Maybe she let them hang out with the town rapist

 

[Mouse Cop]

If that's the case is there a person arrested on the same day that got booked on child abuse/CSA charges?

None that I'm aware of. My speculation at this point is that the charge is based not on what was found at the house, but rather on what was reported by the pastor, and that it was one of the kids doing something physical or sexual to another of the kids. Happens all the time when there is parental abuse or neglect, and especially when there is such a large age gap between the children.

The oldest is 16-17, and the youngest is around 7, right? With the parents out of their mind on sex, drugs, and alcohol, that means it's been kids watching other kids for a while now. That's a bad situation for all parties. You can't put the pressures of parenthood on a minor, they're just not equipped for it and it will fuck with their heads.

I keep going back to the fact that only four of the five kids were in the home when the arrest was made. It's been suggested, but not confirmed, that the oldest was at his private school. However (since we're all throwing our theories out there), what if one of the children was brought in, either at another time or another place? If one of the children made the pastor aware of abuse, I don't think it's too farfetched to consider that either the abuser was taken into custody separately and there are no public records because he is a minor, or that the victim was removed from the family by social services at an earlier date.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

But in the end, who are you going to believe? Nick Rekieta, the Law Pope? Or your own lying eyes?

Rekieta logic: It was confirmation bias that made everyone think his bathroom breaks which he didn't need to do for 5, 6 years were breaks to do drugs. It was confirmation bias that made everyone think the white substance that appeared to be on his nose after his last "bathroom break" was coke. It was confirmation bias that made all that white powdery substances in and around his master bedroom field test positive for coke.

Got it.

He doesn't get it and I don't think he ever will.

She's live now saying that she wants kiwi farmers to identify themselves so she can block us.
She blames us farmers. Because you know, we put the coke in his nose.

We are currently in the denial/anger phase of the drama. These supporters have had their image of Rekieta cracked, so they are going to produce a good amount of salt.

Why are you giving this person attention?

She isn't a "supporter" of Rekieta. She's some random clown so embarrassing that even Cog was shamed into cancelling an interview.

My speculation at this point is that the charge is based not on what was found at the house, but rather on what was reported by the pastor,

You can see some more of the report through the page in the photo Melton posted, assuming it's accurate. It specifically said there were " zero reports of any physical or sexual abuse". My guess is that the charge is an error, to be honest.

 

[The Wokest]

We are currently in the denial/anger phase of the drama. These supporters have had their image of Rekieta cracked, so they are going to produce a good amount of salt.

agreed but stuff like:


is a bit too much