📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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I've been sitting here trying to formulate a witty or hilarious enough response to this but I've just done the weed so I can't decide which way to go with it. So I'll just say I'm loving the helmet. Absolutely loving it.

Oh great and now he made a video of himself and I can't function well enough to make the thread.

I've become a cautionary tale.
 
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Flame the Sunbird said:
Someone named Nikki A. Poe. Don't know much about them but it was from a post on one of Phil's old Deviant Art accounts : http://verganza-de-sasuke.deviantart.com/art/Open-mouth-Insert-gun-311452617

There's another pic with the two of them here: http://verganza-de-sasuke.deviantart.com/art/I-ll-Shoot-Him-311450489

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Says Nikki A. Poe and that he a Phil did a Radio show on Ustream called The Panic Hour. I wonder which one was panicking
 
An Ghost said:
Ahh the time his head mate spiked his drink with rot gut gin. Greasy caked on concealer and the down turned look that accentuates his neck fat. At least he kinda shaved.
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So it's confirmed that "Luz Rojas" was a headmate? I kind of figured based on the fact that she suddenly appeared and disappeared without a trace, the "so latinx" name, and the fact that Phil has no friends.
 
Crass_and_Champ said:
So it's confirmed that "Luz Rojas" was a headmate? I kind of figured based on the fact that she suddenly appeared and disappeared without a trace, the "so latinx" name, and the fact that Phil has no friends.
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The telling thing was the name: Luz Rojas is google translate for 'Red Light' and this pic was from around the time the sex worker lie started.
 
Pepsi-Cola said:
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here's another relatively new one
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The sad thing is, Taters is probably one of the less exceptional individuals you'd see at the Portland library.

Dr. Joel Fleischman said:
This Halloween, Phil will be paying homage to one of Mexico's proudest Latinx freedom fighters: Speedy Gonzalez.
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5 CWCquarters says he doesn't know who Cesar Chavez was, but thinks it's something to eat.
 
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a_name_but_backwards said:
Other goody. So I remember people asking about his eyebrows, someone claimed he shaved them because they were manly. I thought that was weird,even for Phil, but here's the proof. I believe this is from 2015.
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He thinks the same about his teeth too, that's why he used to cover his mouth in a lot of his older pictures.
 
obliviousbeard said:
Why the fuck does he have a sped helmet with headlamp on that picture? Bicycle obsession? Since I don't recall him being interested in rock climbing or cave exploring.
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That's from when he was literally living under a bridge. The light was just to see his way around and helmet was to make sure he didn't hit hit head on the bottom of the concrete bridge when he woke up.
 
a_name_but_backwards said:
Other goody. So I remember people asking about his eyebrows, someone claimed he shaved them because they were manly. I thought that was weird,even for Phil, but here's the proof. I believe this is from 2015.
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I love that he's such a moron that he doesn't know what "emasculating" means so he's saying he shaved his eyebrows because they made him look less masculine
 
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