📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

[Bogliacci]

Now what is this?

1. I cannot imagine two teenage, genuine girls teaming with a man-bear-pig thing.
2. I cannot imagine Phil winning at any sports.

Apparently this is the event that Phil went to where he could munch on free food. I shudder at the thought of "free skate rentals".

Catch Phil in the video where he skates like a champ... I mean "sits on the bench like the lazy fuck he is"

"Proler-skate"

Wow, these fucks sure do love identifying as working class, and at the same time demonize the actual working class of the US.

 

[CatParty]

Now what is this?

1. I cannot imagine two teenage, genuine girls teaming with a man-bear-pig thing.
2. I cannot imagine Phil winning at any sports.

Apparently this is the event that Phil went to where he could munch on free food. I shudder at the thought of "free skate rentals".

Catch Phil in the video where he skates like a champ... I mean "sits on the bench like the lazy fuck he is"

here's the full pic

 

[Bogliacci]

here's the full pic

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His eyes are so far apart

 

[DragoonSierra]

Some more classic historical shots

Spoiler: The Evolution of Beauty

The Italian Stallion

Dem titties

You want some of me?

Tomgirl phase initiated

Style icon: the Green M&M on the blanket

"He was a sk8er boi"

Hetalia: Axis Powers phase

Maoism is turning over in it's grave

Maybe the closest he's ever come to actually looking like a female

Fat rolls deep against the patriarchy

"I drink semen"

Derp face

BBW

That is some Sarah Nyberg hair. Do we have any info on who is Phil-ating Phils gun in that picture?

"This is Philip! It's his 34th birthday and he's special needs but that never gets him downs! Join us on Friday for a pizza party. Awesome!"

hes 31

Now what is this?

1. I cannot imagine two teenage, genuine girls teaming with a man-bear-pig thing.
2. I cannot imagine Phil winning at any sports.

Apparently this is the event that Phil went to where he could munch on free food. I shudder at the thought of "free skate rentals".

Catch Phil in the video where he skates like a champ... I mean "sits on the bench like the lazy fuck he is"

Wow so this is recent?

 

[Coldgrip]

Now what is this?

1. I cannot imagine two teenage, genuine girls teaming with a man-bear-pig thing.
2. I cannot imagine Phil winning at any sports.

Apparently this is the event that Phil went to where he could munch on free food. I shudder at the thought of "free skate rentals".

Catch Phil in the video where he skates like a champ... I mean "sits on the bench like the lazy fuck he is"

Good chance that both the "girls" in this pic are actually guys, and second, if Phil did win at anything, my money is on a win by default.

If they are in fact actually young ladies, do there parents know that a violent, borderline sexual predator is taking pictures of them?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

10/23/2016 - Phil Learns the Fat Fuck Angle Shot.
Cosplaying as Conehead

Photo just screams " I dress myself, daddy"

 

[Twrx]

I like how Phil is the only one wearing a helmet. Is that his tard helmet he would wear when sleeping under bridges?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Doesn't Phil like skating because he perceives it as violent and angry?

 

[nhocgreen]

 

[Pillow]

This is one of the few photos where Phil looks remotely feminine. He may look like an unfortunately looking overweight girl but a girl nonetheless. He could have it much easier with passing as a tranny if he tried to cover his ugliness with accessories and baggy clothes, but he's too prideful for that.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Good chance that both the "girls" in this pic are actually guys, and second, if Phil did win at anything, my money is on a win by default.

If they are in fact actually young ladies, do there parents know that a violent, borderline sexual predator is taking pictures of them?

He is briefly in this video too.

https://www.facebook.com/PortlandIWW/videos/1251134924959093/

 

[Positron]

Isn't it strange that we don't see Phil's "girlfriend" in the skater videos, not even as a spectator?
Some girlfriend he is.

 

[gamer2014]

Bet those girls knew he was "Exceptional" and do pity on him/her/xe

 

[Positron]

29 Jul 16

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

That is some Sarah Nyberg hair. Do we have any info on who is Phil-ating Phils gun in that picture?

Someone named Nikki A. Poe. Don't know much about them but it was from a post on one of Phil's old Deviant Art accounts : http://verganza-de-sasuke.deviantart.com/art/Open-mouth-Insert-gun-311452617

There's another pic with the two of them here: http://verganza-de-sasuke.deviantart.com/art/I-ll-Shoot-Him-311450489

 

[An Ghost]

29 Jul 16

Ahh the time his head mate spiked his drink with rot gut gin. Greasy caked on concealer and the down turned look that accentuates his neck fat. At least he kinda shaved.

 

[Coldgrip]

This is one of the few photos where Phil looks remotely feminine. He may look like an unfortunately looking overweight girl but a girl nonetheless. He could have it much easier with passing as a tranny if he tried to cover his ugliness with accessories and baggy clothes, but he's too prideful for that.

Nah, the five 0'clock shadow and his masculine derp face pretty much marks him clearly as male.

 

[Teeter]

Skate night was an IWW night for workers and their families. What the fuck was a do-nothing, layabout hobo doing there?

 

[RI 360]

Phil needs a helmet outside of the rink, too.

 

[Ravenor]

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Every time I see that I'm reminded of this.

It just matches so fucking well.